第10章

DESPERATIONATGAMINGHOUSES。

Themostparticularinspectionwasmadeoftheplayer’spersonbythegaminghousekeeper’sspies,andevenhisdresswasstrictlyobserved。Hewasobliged,beforeenteringthesaloon,todeposithisgreatcoatandcane,whichmightperchanceaffordtheintroductionofsomeWEAPON;andtheeleganceofthecoveringdidnotsavehimfromthehumiliationofhavingittakenfromhimatthedoor。Theattemptswhichweresometimesmadeonthelivesofthebankersledtotheseprecautions——liketheindignitieswhicharepractisedonlyinprisonsforthesecurityoftheunhappyinmates。Itiscertainthatgamesters,reducedtodesperation,andontheeveofcommittingsuicide,haveconveyedintotheseplacesinfernalmachineswithanintentionofdestroyingatoncetheircruelplunderersandthemselves。

’DEVILISHDOINGSINA"HELL。"’

In’DoingsinLondon,’aworkpublishedaslatelyastheyear1850,wefindunderthisstartlingtitleastrangestory。

’Ascandaloussceneofviolence,whichoftenhappensattheseplaces,butseldombecomespubliclyknown,onaccountofthedisgraceattendingexposures,occurredlatelyatalow"hell"inKingStreet,StJames’s。Agentlemanwhohadlostconsiderablesumsofmoneyatvarioustimes,announcedhisfulldeterminationnevertocometoaplaceofthesortagainwithmoney。Hisvisits,therefore,werenolongerwanted,andsoordersweregiventotheportersnottoadmithimagain。Abouttwoo’clockonasubsequentnight,whichhappenedtobeSaturday,hesoughtadmittance,andwasrefused。Awarmaltercationensuedinthepassagebetweenhimandtheporters,whichbroughtdownsomeoftheproprietors。Oneofthem——apowerfulman——abankruptbutcher——struckhimatremendousblow,whichbrokethebridgeofhisnose,coveredhisfacewithblood,andknockedhimdown。Ongettinguphewasknockeddownagain。Hearoseoncemore,andinstantlyreceivedanotherblow,whichwouldhavelaidhimuponhisback,butoneoftheportersbythistimehadgotbehindhim,andashewasfallingstruckhimatthebackofhishead,whichsenthimuponhisface。Thewatchhadnowarrived,intowhosehandsthekeeperofthe"hell"andtheporterweregiven。Atthewatch-housetheywereorderedtofindbail。Thegentlemanwasthenaboutquitting,whenhewassuddenlycalledback。Acertainlittlelawyer,whoalternatelyprosecutesanddefendskeepersofgaminghouses,wassentfor。Hewhisperedtotheex-butchertochargethegentlemanwithstealinghishandkerchiefandhat,which,itwasalleged,hadbeenlostintheaffray。Thoughnothingwasfounduponthegentleman,whodesiredtobesearched,thispreposterousandgroundlesschargewastaken,andthehellitesadmittedtobail;butthegentlemanwhohadbeensocruellybeaten,beingchargedwithafelonyonpurposetocausehisdetention,andthepowerheldbymagistratestotakebailindoubtfulcasesnotextendingtonight-constables,hewaslockedupbelowwithtwowretcheswhohadstolenlead,andfivedisorderlies——hisfaceamassofbloodandbruises——andtheredetainedtillMondaymorning,inamostpitiablecondition。Themagistratebeforewhomthepartyappearedonthatday,understandingthattheaffairtookplaceatagaminghouse,dismissedbothcomplaints,leavingthepartiestotheirremedyatthesessions。’

GAFFING。

GaffingisorwasoneofthetenthousandmodesofswindlingpractisedinLondon。Formerlyitwasagameinverygreatvogueamongthemacers,whocongregatednightlyatthe’flashhouses。’

Oneoftheseisdescribedasfollows:——ThisgafferlaughedagreatdealandwhistledMoore’smelodies,andextractedmusicfromadealtablewithhiselbowandwrist。Whenhehidahalf-penny,andaflatcried’head’forL10,a’tail’wassuretoturnup。Oneofhismodesofcommandingtheturn-upwasthis:hehadahalf-pennywithtwoheads,andahalf-pennywithtwotails。

Whenhegaffed,hecontrivedtohavebothhalf-penceunderhishand,andlongpracticeenabledhimtocatchupinthewrinklesormusclesofitthehalf-pennywhichitwashisinteresttoconceal。If’tail’wascalleda’head’appeared,andthe’tail’

half-pennyrandownhiswristwithastonishingfidelity。Thisingeniousfellowoftenwon200or300sovereignsanightbygaffing;butthelandlordandothermen,whowereprivytotherobbery,and’pitchedthebabycard’(thatis,encouragedtheloserbyshambetting),alwayscameinforthe’regulars,’thatis,theirshareoftheplunder。

Thisgaffercontrivedto’bilk’alltheturnpikesinthekingdom。

Ingoingtoafightortoarace-course,whenhereachedaturnpikeheheldashillingbetweenhisfingers,andsaidtothegatekeeper——’Here,catch,’andmadeamovementofthehandtowardstheman,whoendeavouredtocatchwhathesaw。Theshilling,however,byabackwardjerk,randownthesleeveofthecoat,asifithadlifeinit,andthegate-keeperturnedroundtolookinthedust,whenthetallgafferdroveon,saying——’Keepthechange。’

Ayoungfellow,whopreviouslywasamarkeratabilliard-table,andwhohadtheappearanceofasoft,inexperiencedcountry-lad,wasanothergreathandatgaffing。Therewasastrongadhesivepowerinhishand,andsuchexquisitesensibilityaboutit,thathecouldascertainbydroppinghispalm,evenuponaworn-outhalf-pennyorshilling,whatsidewasturnedup。Indeed,soperfectamasterwasheofthesciencethatBreslawcouldneverhavedonemoreuponcardsthanhecoulddowithapairof’grays’

(gaffing-coins)。

Awell-knownmacer,whowascelebratedforslippingan’oldgentleman’(alongcard)intothepack,andwastheinheritorbybirthofallthepropensitiesofthisdescription,althoughtheinheritancewasequallydividedbetweenhisbrotherandhimself,gotholdofayoungfellowwhohadL170inhispocket,andintroducedhimtooneofthe’cock-and-hen’housesnearDruryLaneTheatre,well-primedwithwine。Gaffingbegan,andthebilliard-markerbeforedescribedwaspitcheduponto’do’thestranger。Themacer’pitchedthebabycard,’andofcourselost,aswellastheunfortunatevictim。HehadborrowedL10ofthelandlord,whowastocomeinforthe’regulars;’butwhenallwasover,thebilliard-markerrefusedtomakeanydivisionofthespoil,oreventoreturntheL10whichhadbeenlosttohimin’bearingup’thecull。Thelandlordpressedhisdemanduponthemacer,who,infact,wasprivatelyreimbursedbythemarker;buthewascoollytoldthatheoughtnottoallowsuchimproperpracticesinhishouse,andthatthesumwasnotrecoverable,thetransactionbeingillegal。

Howthesespuriouscoinsareprocuredisaquestion;butIamassuredthattheyarestillinuseandoftenmadetodoserviceatpublic-housesandotherplaces。

TOMMYDODD。

Thisisamodeofgamblingverymuchinvogueatthepresenttime。Itisoftenplayedatpublic-housesamongpartiestodecidewhoistopaythereckoning。Eachpartyturnsdownahalf-penny,and,onuncoveringit,thematterisdecidedasin’headsortails。’Ofcoursethisexpeditiousmethodisalsousedingamblingformoney。Notlongagoaretiredtradesman,happeningtobeinapublic-house,wheresuchthingswereconnivedat,allowedhimselftobeinducedtoplayatTommyDoddwithtwolowsharpers。Theysooneasedhimofallthecashhehadabouthim。Abrightidea,however,occurredtohim。’Stopabit,’hesaid,’Imusthavemyrevenge。JustwaittillIgohomeformoremoney。’Thesharperswererejoicedattheidea,andrubbedtheirhandswithdelight,whilstthetradesmanwent,astheyfeltsure,onlytobringmoremoneyintotheir’till。’Themanmadeallhaste,forhewasdeterminedtohavehisrevenge,andsoonreturnedwithalargebagofmoney,whichheclinkedonthetable。

Hefirstpulledoutsomecoppers,tellingthemtochoosefromthelotthecoinstheywouldplaywith。Theyassented,althoughtheydidnotseem’muchtolikeit。’’Andnow,’saidthetradesman,’let’ssettobusiness。’

Thegameproceededwithalternatesuccessonbothsides;butthetradesmanwentonDOUBLINGTHESTAKESEVERYTIME,WHETHERHELOST

ORWON,and,ofcourse,atlengthcompletelybroketheirbank,andwentoffwiththeirmoney。

GAMBLINGATTHEWINEANDOYSTERROOMS,OR’SALOONS。’

Thegamblingwhichwascarriedonintheprivateroomsofthewineandoysterhouses,aboutthirtyyearsago,andperhapslater,wasjustsuchasthatwhichhadsolongflourishedinthelowvicinityofStJames’s。Indeed,theconstantfrequentersoftheformerhadattainedthemostprofoundknowledgeoftheartofrobbingattheWestEndgaminghouses。Theblacklegsvisitedthesaloonseverynight,inordertopickupnewacquaintancesamongtheyoungandinexperienced。Theywerepolite,well-dressed,gentlemanlikepersons;andiftheycouldtraceanything’soft’inthecountenanceofanewvisitor,theirwitswenttoworkatoncetoestablishanacquaintancewithhim。Winewasseta-going,andcardswereproposed。Themasteroftheconcernsoonprovidedaroom,andplayadvanced,accompaniedbythecertaintyoflosstotheunfortunatestranger。Butiftheinvitationtoplaywasrejected,theymadeanotherplantuponhim。Theruffiansattackedhimthroughapassionofadifferentkind。Theygavethewordtooneoftheirfemale’pals,’whothrewherselfinhisway,andprevaileduponhimtoaccompanyhertoHER

establishment。Inthemorningthe’gentleman,’whoinvainhadsolicitedhimtoplayatthesaloonthenightbefore,wouldcall——justtopay’afriendlyvisit。’Cardswereagainspokenof,andagainproposed,withtheadditionalrecommendationofthe’lady,’whoofferedtobethepartnerofherfriendinthegame。

Theconsequencewasinevitable。Manyyoungnoblemenandgentlemenwereplunderedbythisscheme,ofhundreds,nay,ofthousandsofpounds。Toescapewithoutlosswasimpossible。

Theypackedanddistributedthecardswithsuchamazingdexterity,thattheycouldgiveaman,asitwere,whatevercardstheypleased。

CARDSTHATWOULDBEATTHED——LHIMSELF!

Anumberofsharpersweredetectedinatrickbywhichtheyhadwonenormoussums。AnEcarteparty,consistingofanobleman,acaptaininthearmy,anArmeniangentleman,andanIrishgentleman,satdowninoneoftheprivatechambersattachedtooneofthelargewineandshell-fishrooms。TheArmenianandtheIrishmanwerepartners,andwerewonderfullysuccessful;indeed,soextraordinarywastheirluckinturningupcards,thatthecaptain,whohadbeeninthetownforsometime,suspectedtheintegrityofhiscompetitors,and,accordingly,handledthecardsveryminutely。Hesoondiscoveredthattherewasan’oldgentleman’(acardsomewhatlargerandthickerthantherestofthepack,andinconsiderableuseamongtheLEGS)inthemidstofthem。Thecaptainandhispartnerexclaimedthattheywererobbed,andthecardsweresealedup,andreferredtoacard-

makerforhisopinion。

’Theoldsaying,’saidthereferee,’thatTHECARDSWOULDBEAT

THECARD-MAKER,wasnevermoretruethanitisinthisinstance,forthispackwouldbeatnotonlyme,buttheveryd——lhimself;

thereisnotonlyanOLDGENTLEMAN,butanOLDLADY(acardbroaderthantherest)amongstthem。’

Thetwo’gentlemen’wereimmediatelyaccusedoftheimposition,buttheyfeignedignoranceofthefraud,refusedtoreturnafarthingofthe’swag,’and,intheirturn,chargedtheloserswithhavinggotupthestoryinordertorecoverwhattheyhadfairlylost。

GENEROSITY(?)OFAGAMINGHOUSEKEEPER。

AyoungWestIndianchancedonenighttoenteroneofthegaminghousesinLondon,andbegantryinghischanceatRoulette。

Fortunefavouredhimatfirst,andhewonaboutahundredpounds。

Insteadofleavingoffheonlybecamethemoreexcitedbyhissuccess,whenhisluckbegantochange,andhelostandlostuntilhestakedthelastcoinhehadinhispocket。Hethenpawnedtothemasterofthetablesuccessivelyeveryringandtrinkethehad,formoneytocontinuethestakes。Allinvain。

Hisluckneverreturned;andhemadehiswaydown-stairsinamoodwhichmaywellbeimagined。Butwhatwashissurprisewhenthemasterofthetablecamerunningafterhim,saying——’Sir,thesethingsmaybevaluabletoyou——domethefavourtotakethemwithyou。NexttimeIhopeyouwillbemorelucky,’andreturnedallhisringsandtrinkets。

Themoonwasshiningbrightlyatthetime,andtheyoungmansworebyit,thathewouldneveragainenteragaminghouse,andhekepthisoath。Ofcoursethegenerositywasbutadecoytoenticetheyouthtofurtherruin。

HOSPITALITYOFGAMINGHOUSES,ANDPOPULARITYOFCITYMENATTHEM。

JosephAtkinsonandhiswife,whoformanyyearskeptagaminghouseatNo。15underthePiazza,CoventGarden,gavedailymagnificentplaydinners,——cardsofinvitationforwhichweresenttotheclerksofmerchants,bankers,andbrokersinthecity。AtkinsonusedtosaythathelikedCITIZENS——whomhecalledFLATS——betterthananyoneelse,forwhentheyhadDINED

theyplayedfreely,andaftertheyhadlostalltheirmoneytheyhadcredittoborrowmore。WhenhehadCLEANEDTHEMOUT,whenTHEPIGEONSWERECOMPLETELYPLUCKED,theyweresenttosomeoftheirsolventfriends。Afterdinnerplaywasintroduced,and,tilldinnertimethenestday,differentgamesatcards,dice,andEOwerecontinuallygoingon。

THETRAFFICINHUSHMONEY。

TheophilusBellasis,aninfamouscharacter,waswellknownatBowStreet,wherehehadbeenchargedwithbreakingintothecounting-houseofSirJamesSanderson,Bart。BellasiswassometimesclerkandsometimesclienttoJohnShepherd,anattorneyofBowStreet;whileatothertimesShepherdwasprosecutorofthosewhokeptgaminghouses,andBellasisattorney。SirWilliamAddington,themagistrate,wassowellawarethatthesetwomencommencedprosecutionssolelyforthepurposeofHUSHMONEY,thatherefusedtoact。TheJosephAtkinsonjustmentionedatonetimegavethemL100,atanotherL80;andinthiswaytheyhadamassedanimmensesum,andundertook,foraspecificamount,todefendkeepersofgaminghousesagainstallprosecutions!

WALKINGOFFWITHAL200BANK-NOTE。

Therunawaysonofanextensivelinen-draperwenttoagaminghouseinKingStreet,andpocketedaL200bank-notefromthetable。Hewasnotkickedout,becauseitwouldnotbesafefortheproprietorsofthesehousestoruntheriskofgettinginvolvedinlaw;buthewascivillywalkeddown-stairsbythemasteroftheestablishment,whoforbadhimthehouseevermore。

Thedashingyouth,however,putboththemoneyandtheaffrontinhispocket,andwasonlytoothankfultogetawayinsogoodaplight。

PERQUISITESOFGAMBLINGHOUSEWAITERS。

AwaiterinoneofthegamblinghousesinStJames’sStreetreceivedinChristmasboxesaboveL500。Anobleman,whohadinthecourseofaweekwonL80,000,gavehimL100ofhiswinnings。

Hewassaidtohaveactuallyborrowedofthewaiterthemoneywhichledtohisextraordinarysuccess!

PAULROUBEL。

PaulRoubelwasagaminghousekeeper,whoseemstohavebeenanexceptiontohisclass,accordingtothefollowingaccount:——’A

foreigneronceappliedforthesituationofcroupieratoldPaulRoubel’s,statingashisqualificationthathecouldcutorturnupwhatevercardhepleased。Theoldman(forhewasnearlyeighty,andaverygoodheartyfellowinhisway)declinedtheoffer,saying——"Youaretoocleverforme;mycustomersmusthavesomechance!"ItistrueRoubelkeptagamblinghouse;butitisalsotruethatfewmeninhigherwalksoflifepossessedakinderheart,orahandwhichopenedmorefreelyormoreliberallytothecallsofhumanity!Peacebetohismanes!’

TITLEDGREEKS,OR’DECOYS。’

Inallthegaminghousesofanynotetherewereunprincipledandrecklesspersonspaidbythehellites,employedinvariouscapacities,andforvariouspurposes。Sometimestheyplayedfortheproprietorsagainstanyonewhochosetoputdownhismoney;

atothertimes,whentherewerenootherindividualsplayingatall,theypretendedtobestrangersthemselves,andgotupshamgameswiththeproprietors,withtheviewofpractisingadeceptiononanystrangerswhomightbeintheroom,andbythatmeansinducingthemtoputdowntheirmoney。Theyweredressedinthemostfashionablemanner,alwaysexhibitingaprofusionofjewellery,andlivingingreatsplendourwhentheyhaveanyparticularpersonintheireye,inthevarioushotelsthroughouttown。[50]

[50]Grant,SketchesinLondon。

Insomecases,inthehigherclassofgamingestablishments,theGreeks,ordecoys,beingmenoftitleorconsiderablestandinginsociety,didnotreceiveafixedsalaryforseducingyoungmenoffortune,butbeingineverycaseveryneedymen,theynominallyborrowed,fromtimetotime,largesumsofmoneyfromthehell-

keepers。Itwas,however,perfectlyunderstoodonbothsidesthattheamountsoborrowedwasnevertoberepaid。[51]

[51]Grant,Ubisupra。

WHYCHEATSWERECALLEDGREEKS。

M。Robert-Houdinsaysthatthisapplicationoftheterm’Greek’

originatedfromacertainmodernGreek,namedApoulos,whointhereignofLouisXIV。wascaughtcheatingatcourt,andwascondemnedto20yearsatthegalleys。Ithinkthisaveryimprobablederivation,andunnecessarywithal。Aristotleofold,asbeforestated,rankedgamesters’withthievesandplunderers,whoforthesakeofgaindonotscrupletodespoiltheirbestfriends。’WeafterwardsfindthembearingjustasbadacharacteramongtheRomans。SaysJuvenal——

Graeculusesuriensincoelumjusseris,ibit。

’BidthehungryGreektoheaven,toheavenhegoes。’

DrJohnsontranslatedthewords,’Bidhimtoh——l,toh——lhegoes’——whichiswrong。ADIFFICULTYisimplied,andeverybodyknowsthatitiseasiertogotothelatterplacethantheformer。ItmeansthataneedyGreekwascapableofdoinganything。LordByronprotestedthathesawnodifferencebetweenGreeksandJews——ofcourse,meaning’Jews’intheoffensivesenseoftheword。Amonggamblersthetermwaschieflyappliedto’decoys。’

GAMINGTABLESLANGANDMANOEUVRES。

CaptainSharp。Acheatingbully,whoseofficeitwastobullyany’Pigeon,’who,suspectingroguery,refusedtopaywhathehadlost。

StHugh’sbones。Dice。Abaleofbardcinquedeuces;abaleofflatcinquedeuces;abaleofflatsizeaces;abaleofbardcatertreys;abaleofflatcatertreys;abaleofFulhams;abaleoflightgraniers;abaleofgordes,withasmanyhighmenandlowmenforpassage;abaleofdemies;abaleoflongdiceforevenorodd;abaleofbristles;abaleofdirectcontraries,——namesoffalsedice。

Do。Tocheat。

Doneup。Ruined。

Down-hills。Falsedicewhichrunlow。

Elbow-shaker。Agamester。

Fulhams。Loadeddice。

Fuzz。Toshufflecardsclosely:tochangethepack。

Game。Bubbles,Flats,Pigeons。

GullGropers。Usurerswholendmoneytogamesters。

Greeks。Cheatsatplay。

Hedge。Tosecureabetbybettingontheotherside。

HighJinks。AgamblerwhodrinkstointoxicatehisPigeon。

Hunting。Drawingintheunwary。

Main。Anynumberonthedicefromfivetonine。

Paum。Tohideacardordie。

Pigeons。Dupesofsharpersatplay。

Vincent’sLaw。Theartofcheatingatcards,bythebanker,whoplaysbooty,Gripe,whobets,andtheVincent,whoischeated。

Thegainiscalledtermage。

Vowel。TogiveanI。O。U。inpayment。

Up-hills。Falsedicewhichrunhigh。

SPECIMENOFAQUASIGAMINGHOUSECIRCULAR。

’SIR,——Ihopeyouwilljoinwiththerestoftheparishionersinrecommendingwhatfriendsyoucantomyshops。Theyshallhavegoodcandlesandfairplay。Sir,weareanotgangofswindlers,LikeotherGamingHouses,Wearemenofcharacter。

OurPartyis,TomCarlos——aliasPistol,NedMogg,——fromCharingCross,UnionClarke,——

{ThebestintheworldatAFrenchman,{

{sleightofhand。

MypoorBrother,andMeltingBilly,YourhumbleServant。

TotheChurch-Wardens,Overseers,andeachrespectableinhabitantintheParish。’

Acardwasenclosed,asfollows:——

’****

GamingHouseKeeper,and********toTheHonourableHouseofCommonsNo。7and8****St,StJames’s。’

ThiscircularwassenttoStockdale,thepublisher,in1820,whopublisheditwiththenamesinasteriskssuppressed。Itwasevidentlyintendedtoexposesomedoingsinhighplaces。

CHAPTERVIII。

THEDOCTRINEOFPROBABILITIESAPPLIEDTOGAMBLING。

Adistinctionmustbemadebetweengamesofskillandgamesofchance。Theformerrequireapplication,attention,andacertaindegreeofabilitytoinsuresuccessinthem;whilethelatteraredevoidofallthatisrational,andareequallywithinthereachofthehighestandlowestcapacity。Tobesuccessfulinthrowingthediceisoneofthemostfickleachievementsofficklefortune;andthereforetheprincipalgameplayedwiththemisveryproperlyandemphaticallycalled’Hazard。’Itrequires,indeed,someexertionofthementalpowers,ofmemory,atleast,andaturnforsuchdiversions,toplaywellmanygamesatcards。

Nevertheless,itisoftenfoundthatthosewhodosogivenofurtherproofsofsuperiormemoryandjudgment,whilstpersonsofsuperiormemoryandjudgmentnotunfrequentlyfailegregiouslyatthecard-table。

Thegamesterofskill,ingamesofskill,mayatfirstsightseemtohavemoreadvantagethanthegamesterofchance,ingamesofchance;andwhilecardsareplayedmerelyasanamusement,thereisnodoubtthatarecreationismorerationalwhenitrequiressomedegreeofskillthanone,likedice,totallydevoidofallmeaningwhatever。Butwhenthepleasurebecomesabusiness,andamatterofmeregain,thereismoreinnocence,perhaps,inaperfectequalityofantagonists——whichgamesofchance,fairlyplayed,alwayssecure——thanwhereonepartyislikelytobeanovermatchfortheotherbyhissuperiorknowledgeorability。

Nevertheless,evengamesofchancemaybeartfullymanaged;andthemostapparentlycasualthrowofthedicebemadesubservienttothepurposesofchicaneryandfraud,aswillbeshowninthesequel。

Inthematterofskillandchancethenatureofcardsismixed,——

mostgameshavinginthembothelementsofinterest,——sincethesuccessoftheplayermustdependasmuchonthechanceofthe’deal’asonhisskillinplayingthegame。Buteventhechanceofthedealisliabletobepervertedbyallthetricksofshufflingandcutting——nottomentionhowthehonourableplayermaybedeceivedinathousandwaysbythecraftofthesharper,duringtheplaying,ofthecardsthemselves;consequentlyprofessedgamblersofalldenominations,whethertheirgamesbeofapparentskillormerechance,maybeconfoundedtogetherorconsideredinthesamecategory,asbeingequallymeritoriousandequallyinfamous。

UnderthenameoftheDoctrineofChancesorProbabilities,averylearnedscience,——muchinvoguewhenlotterieswereprevalent,——hasbeenappliedtogamblingpurposes;andinspiteoftheobviousabstrusenessofthescience,itisnotimpossibletogivethegeneralreaderanideaofitsprocessesandconclusions。

Theprobabilityofaneventisgreaterorlessaccordingtothenumberofchancesbywhichitmayhappen,comparedwiththewholenumberofchancesbywhichitmayeitherhappenorfail。

Wherefore,ifweconstituteafractionwhereofthenumeratorbethenumberofchanceswherebyaneventmayhappen,andthedenominatorthenumberofallthechanceswherebyitmayeitherhappenorfail,thatfractionwillbeaproperdesignationoftheprobabilityofhappening。Thus,ifaneventhas3chancestohappen,and2tofail,thenthefraction3/5willfairlyrepresenttheprobabilityofitshappening,andmaybetakentobethemeasureofit。

Thesamemaybesaidoftheprobabilityoffailing,whichwilllikewisebemeasuredbyafractionwhosenumeratoristhenumberofchanceswherebyitmayfail,andthedenominatorthewholenumberofchancesbothforitshappeningandfailing;thustheprobabilityofthefailingofthateventwhichhas2chancestofailand3tohappenwillbemeasuredbythefraction2/5。

Thefractionswhichrepresenttheprobabilitiesofhappeningandfailing,beingaddedtogether,theirsumwillalwaysbeequaltounity,sincethesumoftheirnumeratorswillbeequaltotheircommondenominator。Now,itbeingacertaintythataneventwilleitherhappenorfail,itfollowsthatcertainty,whichmaybeconceivedunderthenotionofaninfinitelygreatdegreeofprobability,isfitlyrepresentedbyunity。

Thesethingswillbeeasilyapprehendedifitbeconsideredthatthewordprobabilityincludesadoubleidea;first,ofthenumberofchanceswherebyaneventmayhappen;secondly,ofthenumberofchanceswherebyitmayeitherhappenorfail。IfIsaythatI

havethreechancestowinanysumofmoney,itisimpossiblefromthebareassertiontojudgewhetherIamlikelytoobtainit;butifIaddthatthenumberofchanceseithertoobtainitormissit,isfiveinall,fromthiswillensueacomparisonbetweenthechancesthatareforandagainstme,wherebyatruejudgmentwillbeformedofmyprobabilityofsuccess;whenceitnecessarilyfollowsthatitisthecomparativemagnitudeofthenumberofchancestohappen,inrespectofthewholenumberofchanceseithertohappenortofail,whichisthetruemeasureofprobability。

Tofindtheprobabilityofthrowinganaceintwothrowswithasingledie。Theprobabilityofthrowinganacethefirsttimeis1/6;whereof1/isthefirstpartoftheprobabilityrequired。

Iftheacebemissedthefirsttime,stillitmaybethrownonthesecond;buttheprobabilityofmissingitthefirsttimeis5/6,andtheprobabilityofthrowingitthesecondtimeis1/6;

thereforetheprobabilityofmissingitthefirsttimeandthrowingitthesecond,is5/6X1/6=5/36andthisisthesecondpartoftheprobabilityrequired,andthereforetheprobabilityrequiredisinall1/6+5/36=11/36。

Tothiscaseisanalogousaquestioncommonlyproposedaboutthrowingwithtwodiceeithersixorsevenintwothrows,whichwillbeeasilysolved,provideditbeknownthatsevenhas6

chancestocomeup,andsix5chances,andthatthewholenumberofchancesintwodiceis36;forthenumberofchancesforthrowingsixorseven11,itfollowsthattheprobabilityofthrowingeitherchancethefirsttimeis11/36,butifbotharemissedthefirsttime,stilleithermaybethrownthesecondtime;buttheprobabilityofmissingboththefirsttimeis25/36,andtheprobabilityofthrowingeitherofthemonthesecondis11/36;thereforetheprobabilityofmissingbothofthemthefirsttime,andthrowingeitherofthemthesecondtime,is25/36X11/36=275/1296,andthereforetheprobabilityrequiredis11/36+275/1296=671/1296,andtheprobabilityofthecontraryis625/1296。

Amongthemanymistakesthatarecommittedaboutchances,oneofthemostcommonandleastsuspectedwasthatwhichrelatedtolotteries。Thus,supposingalotterywhereintheproportionoftheblankstotheprizeswasasfivetoone,itwasverynaturaltoconcludethat,therefore,fiveticketswererequisiteforthechanceofaprize;andyetitisdemonstrablethatfourticketsweremorethansufficientforthatpurpose。Inlikemanner,supposingalotteryinwhichtheproportionoftheblankstotheprizeisasthirty-ninetoone(aswasthelotteryof1710),itmaybeprovedthatintwenty-eightticketsaprizeisaslikelytobetakenasnot,which,thoughitmaycontradictthecommonnotions,isneverthelessgroundeduponinfallibledemonstrations。

WhenthePlayoftheRoyalOakwasinuse,somepersonswholostconsiderablybyit,hadtheirlosseschieflyoccasionedbyanargumentofwhichtheycouldnotperceivethefallacy。Theoddsagainstanyparticularpointoftheballwereoneandthirtytoone,whichentitledtheadventurers,incasetheywerewinners,tohavethirty-twostakesreturned,includingtheirown;insteadofwhich,astheyhadbuttwenty-eight,itwasveryplainthat,onthesingleaccountofthedisadvantageoftheplay,theylostone-eighthpartofallthemoneyplayedfor。Butthemasteroftheballmaintainedthattheyhadnoreasontocomplain,sincehewouldundertakethatanyparticularpointoftheballshouldcomeupintwoandtwentythrows;ofthishewouldoffertolayawager,andactuallylaiditwhenrequired。Theseemingcontradictionbetweentheoddsofoneandthirtytoone,andtwenty-twothrowsforanychancetocomeup,soperplexedtheadventurersthattheybegantothinktheadvantagewasontheirside,andsotheywentonplayingandcontinuedtolose。

Thedoctrineofchancestendstoexplodethelong-standingsuperstitionthatthereisinplaysuchathingasLUCK,goodorbad。Ifbysayingthatamanhasgoodluck,nothingmoreweremeantthanthathehasbeengenerallyagaineratplay,theexpressionmightbeallowedasveryproperinashortwayofspeaking;butiftheword’goodluck’beunderstoodtosignifyacertainpredominantquality,soinherentinamanthathemustwinwheneverheplays,oratleastwinoftenerthanlose,itmaybedeniedthatthereisanysuchthinginnature。Theassertersofluckmaintainthatsometimestheyhavebeenverylucky,andatothertimestheyhavehadaprodigiousrunofbadluckagainstthem,whichwhilstitcontinuedobligedthemtobeverycautiousinengagingwiththefortunate。Theyaskedhowtheycouldlosefifteengamesrunningifbadluckhadnotprevailedstrangelyagainstthem。Butitisquitecertainthatalthoughtheoddsagainstlosingsomanytimestogetherbeverygreat,namely,32,767to1,——yetthePOSSIBILITYofitisnotdestroyedbythegreatnessoftheodds,therebeingONEchancein32,768thatitmaysohappen;thereforeitfollowsthatthesuccessionoflostgameswasstillpossible,withouttheinterventionofbadluck。

Theaccidentoflosingfifteengamesisnomoretobeimputedtobadluckthanthewinning,withonesingleticket,thehighestprizeinalotteryof32,768ticketsistobeimputedtogoodluck,sincethechancesinbothcasesareperfectlyequal。Butifitbesaidthatluckhasbeenconcernedinthelattercase,theanswerwillbeeasy;forletussupposelucknotexisting,oratleastletussupposeitsinfluencetobesuspended,——yetthehighestprizemustfallintosomehandorother,notasluck(for,bythehypothesis,thathasbeenlaidaside),butfromthemerenecessityofitsfallingsomewhere。

Amongthemanycuriousresultsoftheseinquiriesaccordingtothedoctrineofchances,istheprodigiousadvantagewhichtherepetitionofoddswillamountto。Thus,’supposingIplaywithanadversarywhoallowsmetheoddsof43to40,andagreeswithmetoplaytill100stakesarewonorlostoneitherside,onconditionthatIgivehimanequivalentforthegainIamentitledtobytheadvantageofmyodds;——thequestionis,whatI

amtogivehim,supposingweplayataguineaastake?Theansweris99guineasandabove18shillings,[52]whichwillseemalmostincredible,consideringthesmallnessoftheodds——43to40。Nowlettheoddsbeinanyproportion,andletthenumberofstakesplayedforbeneversogreat,yetonegeneralconclusionwillincludeallthepossiblecases,andtheapplicationofittonumbersmaybeworkedoutinlessthanaminute’stime。’[53]

[52]Theguineawasworth21s。6d。whentheworkquotedwaswritten。

[53]DeMoivre,DoctrineofChances。

Thepossiblecombinationsofcardsinahandasdealtoutbychancearetrulywonderful。IthasbeenestablishedbycalculationthataplayeratWhistmayholdabove635thousandmillionsofvarioushands!Sothat,continuallyvaried,at50

dealsperevening,for313evenings,or15,650handsperannum,hemightbeabove40millionsofyearsbeforehewouldhavethesamehandagain!

Thechanceisequal,indealingcards,thateveryhandwillhaveseventrumpsintwodeals,orseventrumpsbetweentwopartners,andalsofourcourtcardsineverydeal。Itisalsocertainonanaverageofhands,thatnothingcanbemoresuperstitiousandabsurdthantheprevailingnotionsaboutluckorill-luck。Fourpersons,constantlyplayingatWhistduringalongvoyage,werefrequentlywinnersandloserstoalargeamount,butasfrequentlyat’quits;’andattheendofthevoyage,afterthelastgame,oneofthemwasminusonlyonefranc!

Thechanceofhavingaparticularcardoutof13is13/52,or1

to4,andthechanceofholdinganytwocardsis1/4of1/4or1/16。Thechancesofagamearegenerallyinverselyasthenumbergotbyeach,orasthenumbertobegottocompleteeachgame。

Thechancesagainstholdingseventrumpsare160to1;againstsix,itis26to1;againstfive,6to1;andagainstfournearly2to1。Itis8to1againstholdinganytwoparticularcards。

Similarcalculationshavebeenmaderespectingtheprobabilitieswithdice。Thereare36chancesupontwodice。

Itisanevenchancethatyouthrow8。Itis35to1againstthrowinganyparticulardoublets,and6to1againstanydoubletsatall。Itis17to1againstthrowinganytwodesirednumbers。

Itis4to9againstthrowingasinglenumberwitheitherofthedice,soastohitablotandenter。Againsthittingwiththeamountoftwodice,thechancesagainst7,8,and9are5to1;

against10are11to1;against11are17to1;andagainstsixes,35to1。

Theprobabilitiesofthrowingrequiredtotalswithtwodice,dependonthenumberofwaysinwhichthetotalscanbemadeupbythedice;——2,3,11,or12canonlybemadeuponewayeach,andthereforethechanceisbut1/36;——4,5,9,10maybemadeuptwoways,or1/8;——6,7,8threeways,or1/12。Thechanceofdoubletsis1/36,thechanceofPARTICULARdoublets1/216。

Themethodwaslargelyappliedtolotteries,cock-fighting,andhorse-racing。Itmaybeaskedhowitispossibletocalculatetheoddsinhorse-racing,whenperhapsthejockeysinagreatmeasureknowbeforetheystartwhichistowin?

Inanswertothisaquestionmaybeproposed:——SupposeItossupahalf-penny,andyouaretoguesswhetheritwillbeheadortail——mustitnotbeallowedthatyouhaveanequalchancetowinastolose?Or,ifIhideahalf-pennyunderahat,andIknowwhatitis,haveyounotasgoodachancetoguessright,asifitweretossedup?MyKNOWINGITTOBEHEADcanbenohindrancetoyou,aslongasyouhavelibertyofchoosingeitherheadortail。Inspiteofthisreasoning,therearepeoplewhobuildsomuchupontheirownopinion,thatshouldtheirfavouritehorsehappentobebeaten,theywillhaveittobeowingtosomefraud。

Thefollowingfactismentionedasa’paradox。’

IthappenedatMalden,inEssex,intheyear1738,thatthreehorses(andnomorethanthree)startedforaL10plate,andtheywereallthreedistancedthefirstheat,accordingtothecommonrulesinhorse-racing,withoutanyquibbleorequivocation;andthefollowingwasthesolution:——Thefirsthorseranontheinsideofthepost;thesecondwantedweight;andthethirdfellandbrokeafore-leg。[54]

[54]Cheany’sHorse-racingBook。

Inhorse-racingtheexpectationofaneventisconsideredasthepresentvalue,orworth,ofwhatsoeversumorthingisdependingonthehappeningofthatevent。Thereforeiftheexpectationonaneventbedividedbythevalueofthethingexpected,onthehappeningofthatevent,thequotientwillbetheprobabilityofhappening。

ExampleI。Supposetwohorses,AandB,tostartforL50,andthereareevenbetsonbothsides;itisevidentthatthepresentvalueorworthofeachoftheirexpectationswillbeL25,andtheprobabilities25/50or1/2。For,iftheyhadagreedtodividetheprizebetweenthem,accordingasthebetsshouldbeatthetimeoftheirstarting,theywouldeachofthembeentitledtoL25;butifAhadbeenthoughtsomuchsuperiortoBthatthebetshadbeen3to2inhisfavour,thentherealvalueofA’sexpectationwouldhavebeenL30,andthatofB’sonlyL20,andtheirseveralprobabilities30/50and20/50。

ExampleII。Letussupposethreehorsestostartforasweepstake,namely,A,B,andC,andthattheoddsare8to6A

againstB,and6to4BagainstC——whataretheodds——AagainstC,andthefieldagainstA?Answer:——2to1AagainstC,and10

to8,or5to4thefieldagainstA。ForA’sexpectationis8

B’sexpectationis6

C’sexpectationis4——

18

Butifthebetshadbeen7to4AagainstB;andevenmoneyB

againstC,thentheoddswouldhavebeen8to7thefieldagainstA,asshowninthefollowingscheme:——

7A

4B

4C——

15

Butasthisisthebasisuponwhichalltherestdepends,anotherexampleortwomayberequiredtomakeitasplainaspossible。

ExampleIII。Supposethesamethreeasbefore,andthecommonbets7to4AagainstB;21to20(or’goldtosilver’)BagainstC;wemuststateitthus:——7guineasto4AagainstB;and4

guineastoL4,BagainstC;whichbeingreducedintoshillings,theschemewillstandasfollows:——

147A’sexpectation。

81B’sexpectation。

80C’sexpectation——

311

Bywhichitwillbe164to147thefieldagainstA,(somethingmorethan39to35)。Now,ifwecomparethiswiththelastexample,wemayconcludeittoberight;forifithadbeen40to35,thenitwouldhavebeen8to7,exactlyasinthelastexample。But,assomepersonsmaybeatalosstoknowwhythenumbers39and35areselected,itisrequisitetoshowthesamebymeansoftheSlidingRule。Set164uponthelineAto147

uponthesliderB,andthenlookalongtillyouseetwowholenumberswhichstandexactlyoneagainsttheother(orasnearasyoucancome),which,inthiscase,youfindtobe39onA,standingagainst35onthesliderB(verynearly)。Butas164/311and147/311areinthelowestterms,therearenolessnumbers,inthesameproportion,as164to147,——39and35beingthenearest,butnotquiteexact。

ExampleIV。Therearefourhorsestostartforasweepstake,namely,A,B,C,D,andtheyaresupposedtobeasequallymatchedaspossible。Now,MrSlyhaslaid10guineasAagainstC,andalso10guineasAagainstD。LikewiseMrRiderhaslaid10guineasAagainstC,andalso10guineasBagainstD。AfterwhichMrDicelaidMrSly10guineasto4thathewillnotwinbothhisbets。Secondly,helaidMrRider10guineasto4thathewillnotwinbothhisbets。

Now,wewishtoknowwhatMrDice’sadvantageordisadvantageis,inlayingthesetwolast-mentionedwagers。

First,theprobabilityofMrSly’swinningbothhisbetsis1/3

of14guineas;andMrDice’sexpectationis2/3of14guineas,orL916s。,whichbeingdeductedfromhisownstake(10guineas),thereremains14s。,whichishisdisadvantageinthatbet。

Secondly,MrRider’sexpectationofwinninghistwobetsis1/4,and,therefore,MrDice’sexpectationofthe14guineas,is3/4,orL110s。6d。,fromwhichdeduct10guineas(hisownstake),andthereremains10s。6d。,hisadvantageinthisbet,——whichbeingdeductedfrom14s。(hisdisadvantageintheother),thereremains3s6d。,hisdisadvantageinpayingboththesebets。

Theseexamplesmaysufficetoshowtheworkingofthesystem;

regulartablesexistadaptedtoallcases;andtherecanbenodoubtthatthosewhohaverealizedlargefortunesbyhorse-racingmanagedtodosobyuniformlyactingonsomesuchprinciples,aswellasbyavailingthemselvesofsuch’valuableinformation’asmaybesecured,beforeeventscomeoff,bythosewhomakehorse-racingtheirbusiness。

Thesamesystemwasapplied,andwithstillgreaterprecision,toCock-fighting,toLotteries,Raffles,Backgammon,Cribbage,Put,AllFours,andWhist,showingallthechancesofholdinganyparticularcardorcards。Thus,itis2to1thatyourpartnerhasnotonecertaincard;17to2thathehasnottwocertaincards;31to26thathehasnotoneofthemonly;and32to25

(or5to4)thathehasoneorboth——thatis,whentwocardsareinquestion。Itis31to1thathehasthreecertaincards;7to2thathehasnottwo;7to6thathehasnotone;13to6thathehaseitheroneortwo;5to2thathehasone,two,orthreecards;thatis,whenthreecardsareinquestion。

Withregardtothedealerandhispartner,itis57,798to7176

(betterthan8to1)thattheyarenotfourbyhonours;itis32,527to32,448(oraboutanevenbet)thattheyarenottwobyhonours;itis36,924to25,350(or11to7nearly)thatthehonourscount;itis42,237to22,737(or15to8nearly)thatthedealerisnothingbyhonours。[55]

[55]Proctor,TheSportsman’sSureGuide。Lond。A。D。1733。

Suchisageneralsketchofthelargesubjectincludedunderthetermofthecalculationofprobabilities,whichcomprisesnotonlythechancesofgamesofhazard,insurances,lotteries,&c。,butalsothedeterminationoffutureeventsfromobservationsmaderelativetoeventsofthesamenature。Thissubjectofinquirydatesonlyfromthe17thcentury,andoccupiedthemindsofPascal,Huygens,Fermot,Bernouilli,Laplace,Fourier,Lacroix,Poisson,DeMoivre;andinmoremoderntimes,Cournot,Quetelet,andProfessorDeMorgan。

Inthematterofbetting,orinestimatingthe’odds’inbetting,ofcourseanacquaintancewiththemethodmustbeofsomeservice,andtherecanbenodoubtthatprofessionalgamestersendeavouredtomasterthesubject。

M。Robert-Houdin,inhisamusingwork,LesTricheriesdesGrecsdevoilees,haspropoundedsomegamingaxiomswhichareatleastcuriousandinteresting;theyarepresentedasthoseofaprofessionalgamblerandcheat。

1。’Everygameofchancepresentstwokindsofchanceswhichareverydistinct,——namely,thoserelatingtothepersoninterested,thatis,theplayer;andthoseinherentinthecombinationsofthegame。’

Intheformerthereiswhatmustbecalled,forthewantofabettername,’goodluck’or’badluck,’thatis,somemysteriouscausewhichattimesgivestheplaya’run’ofgoodorbadluck;

inthelatterthereistheentiredoctrineof’probabilities’

aforesaid,which,accordingtoM。Houdin’sgaminghero,maybecompletelydiscardedforthefollowingaxiom:——

2。’Ifchancecanbringintothegameallpossiblecombinations,thereare,nevertheless,certainlimitsatwhichitseemstostop。Such,forinstance,asacertainnumberturninguptentimesinsuccessionatRoulette。Thisispossible,butithasneverhappened。’

Neverthelessamostremarkablefactisonrecord。In1813,aMrOgdenbetted1000guineastoONEguinea,thatcallingsevenasthemain,thecasterwouldnotthrowthatnumbertentimessuccessively。Wonderfultorelate!thecasterthrewsevenninetimesfollowing。ThereuponMrOgdenofferedhim470guineastobeoffthebet——whichherefused。Thecastertooktheboxagainandthrewnine,——andsoMrOgdenwonhisguinea![56]Inthiscasethereseemstohavebeennosuspicionwhateverofunfairdicebeingused。

[56]SeymourHarcourt,TheGamingCalendar。

3。’Inagameofchance,theoftenerthesamecombinationhasoccurredinsuccession,thenearerwearetothecertaintythatitwillnotrecuratthenextcastorturnup。Thisisthemostelementaryofthetheoriesonprobabilities;itistermedtheMATURITYOFTHECHANCES。’

’Hence,’accordingtothisgreatauthority,’aplayermustcometothetablenotonly"inluck,"buthemustnotriskhismoneyexceptingattheinstantprescribedbytherulesofthematurityofthechances。’

Foundedonthistheorywehavethefollowingpreceptsforgamesters:——

1。’Forgaming,preferRoulette,becauseitpresentsseveralwaysofstakingyourmoney[57]——whichpermitsthestudyofseveral。

[57]’Pair,impair,passe,manque,andthe38numbersoftheRoulette,besidesthedifferentcombinationsofPOSITION’and’maturities’together。

2。’Aplayershouldapproachthegamingtableperfectlycalmandcool——justasamerchantortradesmanintreatyaboutanyaffair。

Ifhegetsintoapassion,itisalloverwithprudence,alloverwithgoodluck——forthedemonofbadluckinvariablypursuesapassionateplayer。

3。’Everymanwhofindsapleasureinplayingrunstheriskoflosing。

4。’Aprudentplayer,beforeundertakinganything,shouldputhimselftothetesttodiscoverifheis"invein"——inluck。Inalldoubt,youshouldabstain。’

Irememberacuriousincidentinmychildhood,whichseemsmuchtothepointofthisaxiom。Amagnificentgoldwatchandchainweregiventowardsthebuildingofachurch,andmymothertookthreechances,whichwereataveryhighfigure,thewatchandchainbeingvaluedatmorethanL100。Oneofthesechanceswasenteredinmyname,oneinmybrother’s,andthethirdinmymother’s。Ihadtothrowforheraswellasmyself。Mybrotherthrewaninsignificantfigure;formyselfIdidthesame;but,oddlyenough,IrefusedtothrowformymotheronfindingthatI

hadlostmychance,sayingthatIshouldwaitalittlelonger——

ratheracuriouspieceofprudenceforachildofthirteen。Therafflewaswiththreedice;themajorityofthechanceshadbeenthrown,and34wasthehighest。AfterdecliningtothrowIwentonthrowingthediceforamusement,andwassurprisedtofindthateverythrowwasbetterthantheoneIhadintheraffle。I

thereuponsaid——’NowI’llthrowformamma。’Ithrewthirty-six,whichwonthewatch!Mymotherhadbeenalargesubscribertothebuildingofthechurch,andthepriestsaidthatmywinningthewatchforherwasquitePROVIDENTIAL。AccordingtoM。

Houdin’sauthority,however,itseemsthatIonlygotinto’vein’——buthowIcametopauseanddeferthrowingthelastchance,hasalwayspuzzledmerespectingthisincidentofmychildhood,whichmadetoogreatanimpressionevertobeeffaced。

5。’Therearepersonswhoareconstantlypursuedbybadluck。

TosuchIsay——NEVERPLAY。

6。’Stubbornessatplayisruin。

7。’RememberthatFortunedoesnotlikepeopletobeoverjoyedatherfavours,andthatshepreparesbitterdeceptionsfortheimprudent,whoareintoxicatedbysuccess。’

Sucharethechiefaxiomsofamostexperiencedgamester,andM。

Houdinsumsupthewholeintothefollowing:——

8。’Beforeriskingyourmoneyatplay,youmustdeeplystudyyour"vein"andthedifferentprobabilitiesofthegame——termedthematurityofthechances。’

M。Robert-HoudingotallthispreciousinformationfromagamesternamedRaymond。Itappearsthatthefirstmeetingbetweenhimandthismanwasatasubscription-ball,wherethesharpermanagedtofleecehimandotherstoaconsiderableamount,contrivingadexterousescapewhendetected。HoudinafterwardsfellinwithhimatSpa,wherehefoundhiminthegreatestpoverty,andlenthimasmallsum——topractisehisgrandtheoriesasjustexplained——butwhichhelost——whereuponHoudinadvisedhim’totakeupalessdangerousoccupation。’HethenappearstohaverevealedtoHoudintheentertainingparticularswhichformthebulkofhisbook,sodramaticallywritten。AyearafterwardsHoudinunexpectedlyfellinwithhimagain;butthistimethefellowwastransformedintowhathecalled’ademi-

millionnaire,’havingsucceededtoalargefortunebythedeathofhisbrother,whodiedintestate。AccordingtoHoudinthefollowingwastheman’sdeclarationattheauspiciousmeeting:——

’Ihave,’saidRaymond,’completelyrenouncedgaming。Iamrichenough,andcarenolongerforfortune。Andyet,’headdedproudly,’ifInowcaredforthething,howIcouldBREAKthosebloatedbanksintheirpride,andwhatagloriousvengeanceI

couldtakeofBADLUCKanditsinflexibleagents!Butmyheartistoofullofmyhappinesstoallowthesmallestplaceforthedesireofvengeance。’

Averyproperspeech,unquestionably,andrenderedstillmoreedifyingbyM。Houdin’sassurancethatRaymond,athisdeaththreeyearsafter,bequeathedthewholeofhisfortunetovariouscharitableinstitutionsatParis。

Withregardtotheman’sgamingtheories,however,itmaybejustaswelltoconsiderthefact,thatverymanycleverpeople,aftercontrivingfinesystemsandschemesforruininggamingbanks,have,asM。Houdinremindsus,onlysucceededinruiningthemselvesandthosewhoconformedtotheirprecepts。

Ets’ilestunjoueurquivivedesonpain,Onenvoittouslesjoursmillemourirdefaim。

’IfONEplayertherebethatcanlivebyhisgain,Therearethousandsthatstarveandstriveeverinvain!’

CHAPTERIX。

THEHISTORYOFDICEANDCARDS。

Theknightsofhazardanddevoteesofchance,wholiveinandbytherattleofthebox,littleknow,orcare,perhaps,towhomtheyareindebtedfortheinventionoftheirfavouritecube。

Theywillsolacethemselves,nodoubt,onbeingtoldthattheyarepursuingadiversionofthehighestantiquity,andwhichhasbeenhandeddownthroughallcivilizedaswellasbarbarousnationstoourowntimes。

Theterm’cube,’whichisthefigureofadie,comesoriginallyfromtheArabicword’ca’b,’or’ca’be,’whencetheGreeksderivedtheircubos,andcubeia,whichisusedtosignifyanysolidfigureperfectlysquareeveryway——suchasthegeometricalcube,thedieusedinplay,andthetempleatMecca,whichisofthesamefigure。ThePersicnamefor’die’is’dad,’andfromthiswordisderivedthenameofthethinginSpanish,Portuguese,andItalian,namely,dado。IntheoldFrenchitisdet,inthepluraldets;inmodernFrenchdeanddez,whenceourEnglishname’die,’anditsplural’dies,’or’dice。’

Platotellsusthatdiceandgamingoriginatedwithacertaindemon,whomhecallsTheuth,whichseemsverymuchliketheoriginalpatronymicofourTeutonicraces,alwaysfamousfortheirgamblingpropensity。TheGreeksgenerally,however,ascribedtheinventionofdicetooneoftheirrace,namedPalamedes,asortofuniversalgenius,whohituponmanyothercontrivances,amongtherest,weightsandmeasures。ButthisworthylivedinthetimesoftheTrojanwar,andyetHomermakesnomentionofdice——theastragaloinamedbythepoetbeingmerelyknuckle-bones。Dice,however,arementionedbyAristophanesinhiscomedies,andsoitseemsthattheinventionmustbeplacedbetweenthetimesofthetwopoets,thatis,about2300yearsago。Atanyratethecubeordiehasbeeninuseasaninstrumentofplay,atleast,duringthatperiodoftime。

Thegreatantiquity,therefore,ofthedieasaninstrumentofpastimeisunquestionable,andthegeneralreasonassignedforitsinventionwastheamusementandrelaxationofthemindfromthepressureofdifficulties,orfromthefatiguesandtoilsofprotractedwar。Indeed,oneconjectureis,thatgamingwasinventedbytheLydianswhenunderthepressureofagreatfamine;todivertthemselvesfromtheirsufferingstheycontriveddice,balls,tables,&c。Thisseems,however,ratherabadjoke。

TheafflictedJobasks——’Canamanfillhisbellywiththeeastwind?’Andwecanimaginethatplentyoftobaccotosmokeand’chaw’wouldmitigatethepangsofstarvationtoanarmyinthefield,ashasbeenseriouslysuggested;butyoumightjustaswellpresentasoldierwithastoneinsteadofbread,asinvitehimtoamusehimselfwithdice,oranythingelse,toassuagethepangsofhunger。

Bethatasitmay,timesoonmaturedthisinstrumentofrecreationintoanengineofdestruction;andtheintendedpalliativeofcareandlabourhasprovedthefosteringnurseofinnumerableevils。Thisdiminutivecubehasusurpedatyrannyovermankindformorethantwothousandyears,andcontinuesatthisdaytoruletheworldwithdespoticsway——levellingalldistinctionsoffortuneinaninstantbythefiatofitssingleturn。

TheuseofdicewasprobablybroughtintothisislandbytheRomans,ifnotbeforeknown;itbecamemorefrequentinthetimesofourSaxonancestry,andhasprevailedwithalmostunimpairedvigourfromthosedaystoourown。

TheAstragalosoftheGreeksandTalusoftheRomanswere,asbeforestated,nothingbuttheknuckle-bonesofsheepandgoats,numbered,andusedforgaming,beingtossedupintheairandcaughtonthebackofthehand。Twopersonsplayedtogetheratthisgame,usingfourbones,whichtheythrewupintotheairoremptiedoutofadice-box(fritillus),observingthenumbersoftheoppositesides。Thenumbersonthefoursidesofthefourbonesadmittedofthirty-fivedifferentcombinations。Thelowestthrowofallwasfouraces;butthevalueofthethrowwasnotinallcasesthesumofthefournumbersturnedup。ThehighestinvaluewasthatcalledVenus,inwhichthenumberscastupwerealldifferent;thesumofthembeingonlyfourteen。Itwasbyobtainingthisthrow,hencecalledbasilicus,that’theKingoftheFeast’wasappointedbytheRomans。Certainotherthrowswerecalledbyparticularnames,takenfromthegods,heroes,kings,courtesans,animals;altogetherthereweresixty-foursuchnames。Thus,thethrowconsistingoftwoacesandtwotreys,makingeight,wasdenominatedStesichorus。Whentheobjectwassimplytothrowthehighestnumber,thegamewascalledpleistobolinda,aGreekwordofthatmeaning。Whenapersonthrewthetali,heofteninvokedeitheragodorhismistress。

Dicewerealsomadeofivory,bone,orsomeclose-grainedwood,especiallyprivetligustristesserisutilissima,Plin。H。N。)。

Theywerenumberedasatpresent。

Arsacides,KingoftheParthians,presentedDemetriusNicator,amongotherpresents,withgoldendice——itissaid,incontemptforhisfrivolouspropensitytoplay——inexprobationempuerilislevitatis。’[58]

[58]JustiniHist。,lib。xxxviii。9。9。

DicearealsomentionedintheNewTestament,whereoccursthewordcubeia(Eph。iv。14),(’theonlywordfor"gambling"usedintheBible’),awordinverycommonuse,amongPaul’skithandkin,for’cube,’’dice,’’dicery,’anditoccursfrequentlyintheTalmudandMidrash。TheMishnadeclaresunfiteitheras’judgeorwitness,’’acubea-player,ausurer,apigeon-flier(betting-man),avendorofillegal(seventh-year)produce,andaslave。’Amitigatingclause——proposedbyoneoftheweightiestlegalauthorities,totheeffectthatthegamblerandhiskinshouldonlybedisqualified’iftheyhavebutthatoneprofession’——isdistinctlynegativedbythemajority,andtheruleremainsabsolute。Theclassicalwordforthegamblerordice-player,cubeutes,appearsaramaizedinthesamesourcesintosomethinglikekubiustis,asthefollowingcuriousinstancesmayshow:WhentheAngel,afterhavingwrestledwithJacoballnight,askshimtolethimgo,’forthedawnhasrisen’(A。V。,’thedaybreaketh’),Jacobismadetoreplytohim,’Artthou,then,athieforakubiustis,thatthouartafraidoftheday?’

TowhichtheAngelreplies,’No,Iamnot;butitismyturnto-

day,andforthefirsttime,tosingtheAngelicHymnofPraiseinHeaven:letmego。’InanotherTadmudicalpassageanearlybiblicalcriticisdiscussingcertainarithmeticaldifficultiesinthePentateuch。ThushefindsthenumberofLevites(inNumbers)todiffer,whensummedupfromthesingleitems,fromthatgiveninthetotal。Worsethanthat,hefindsthatallthegoldandsilvercontributedtothesanctuaryisnotaccountedfor,and,clinchinghisargument,hecries,’Is,then,yourmasterMosesathieforakubiustis?Orcouldhenotmakeuphisaccountsproperly?’Thecriticistheninformedofacertaindifferencebetween’sacred’andothercoins;andhefurthergetsalessoninthematterofLevitesandFirstborn,whichsilenceshim。Again,theTalmuddecidesthat,ifamanhaveboughtaslavewhoturnsouttobeathieforakubiustis,——whichhasherebeenerroneouslyexplainedtomeana’manstealer,’——hehasnoredress。Hemustkeephim,asheboughthim,orsendhimaway;

forhehasboughthimwithallhisvices。

Regardingthetranslation’sleight’intheA。V。,thisseemsacorrectenoughrenderingofthetermasfarastheSENSEofthepassagegoes,andcomesverynearthemanyancienttranslations——’nequitia,’’versutia,’’inanislabor,’’vanaetinepta(?)subtilitas,’&c。,oftheFathers。Lutherhas’Schalkheit,’——awordthemeaningofwhichathistimedifferedconsiderablyfromouracceptationoftheterm。TheThesaurustakesPaul’scubeia(s。v。)moreliterally,tomean’inaleahominum,i。e。,incertisilliscasibusquibusjactanturhomines。’[59]

[59]E。DeutsehintheAthenaeumofSept。28,1867。

Theancienttali,markedandthrownasabovedescribed,werealsousedinDIVINATION,justasdiceareatthepresentday;anddoubtlesstheinterpretationswerethesameamongtheancients——

forallsuperstitionsarehandeddownfromgenerationtogenerationwithwondrousfidelity。Theprocedureiscuriousenough,termed’theartoftellingfortunesbydice。’

Threedicearetakenandwellshakenintheboxwiththelefthand,andthencastoutonaboardortableonwhichacircleispreviouslydrawnwithchalk;andthefollowingarethesupposedpredictionsofthethrows:——

Three,apleasingsurprise;four,adisagreeableone;five,astrangerwhowillproveafriend;six,lossofproperty;seven,undeservedscandal;eight,meritedreproach;nine,awedding;

ten,achristening,atwhichsomeimportanteventwilloccur;

eleven,adeaththatconcernsyou;twelve,aletterspeedily;

thirteen,tearsandsighs;fourteen,bewarethatyouarenotdrawnintosometroubleorplotbyasecretenemy;fifteen,immediateprosperityandhappiness;sixteen,apleasantjourney;

seventeen,youwilleitherbeonthewater,orhavedealingswiththosebelongingtoit,toyouradvantage;eighteen,agreatprofit,riseinlife,orsomedesirablegoodwillhappenalmostimmediately,fortheanswerstothedicearesaidtobefulfilledwithinninedays。Tothrowthesamenumbertwiceatonetrialshowsnewsfromabroad,bethenumberwhatitmay。Ifthedicerolloverthecircle,thenumberthrowngoesfornothing,buttheoccurrenceshowssharpwordsimpending;andiftheyfallontheflooritisblows。Inthrowingthediceifoneremainonthetopoftheother,’itisapresentofwhichyoumusttakecare,’

namely,’alittlestranger’athand。

Twosingularfactsthrowlightonthekindofdiceusedsome100

and150yearsago。Inanoldcribbagecard-box,curiouslyornamented,supposedtohavebeenmadebyanamateurinthereignofQueenAnne,andnowinmypossession,Ifoundadiewithoneendfashionedtoapoint,evidentlyforthepurposeofspinning——

similartothemodernteetotum。Withthesamelotatthesalewhereitwasbought,wasapackofcardsmadeofivory,aboutaninchandahalfinlengthandoneinchinwidth——inotherrespectsexactlylikethecardsoftheperiod。

Again,itisstatedthatintakingupthefloorsoftheMiddleTempleHall,abouttheyear1764,nearly100pairsofdicewerefound,whichhaddropped,ondifferentoccasions,throughthechinksorjointsoftheboards。Theywereverysmall,atleastone-thirdlessthatthosenowinuse。Certainlythebenchersofthosetimesdidnotkeeptheflooroftheirmagnificenthallinaverydecentcondition。

Acuriousfactrelatingtodicemayherebepointedout。Eachofthesixsidesofadieissodottedornumberedthatthetopandbottomofeverydie(takentogether)make7;forifthetoporuppermostsideis5,thebottomoroppositesidewillbe2;andthesameholdsthrougheveryface;therefore,letthenumberofdicebewhatitmay,theirtopandbottomfaces,addedtogether,mustbeequaltothenumberofdicemultipliedby7。Inthrowingthreedice,if2,3,and4arethrown,making9,theircorrespondingbottomfaceswillbe5,4,and3,making12,whichtogetherare21——equaltothethreedicemultipliedby7。

CARDS。

Theoriginofcardsisasdoubtfulasthatofdice。AllthatweknowforcertainisthattheywerefirstusedintheEast。Somethinkthatthefiguresatfirstusedonthemwereofmoralimport:theHindooandChinesecardsarecertainlyemblematicinaveryhighdegree;theformerillustratethetenavatars,orincarnationsofthedeityVishnu;andtheso-called’paper-

tickets’oftheChinesetypifythestars,thehumanvirtues,and,indeed,everyvarietyofsubject。SirWilliamJoneswasconvincedthattheHindoogameofChaturaji——thatis,’theFourRajahsorKings’——aspeciesofhighly-complicatedchess——wasthefirstgermofthatparti-colouredpasteboard,whichhasbeentheruinofsomanymodernfortunes。ApackofHindoostanicards,inthepossessionoftheRoyalAsiaticSociety,andpresentedtoCaptainCromlineSmithin1815,byahighcasteBrahman,wasdeclaredbythedonortobeactually1000yearsold:’Nor,’saidtheBrahman,’cananyofusnowplayatthem,fortheyarenotlikeourmoderncardsatall。’Neither,indeed,dotheybearanyremarkableresemblancetoourown——thepackconsistingofnolessthaneightsortsofdiverscolours,thekingsbeingmounteduponelephants,andviziers,orsecondhonours,uponhorses,tigers,andbulls。Moreover,thereareothermarksdistinguishingtherespectivevalueofthecommoncards,whichwouldpuzzleourclub-quidnuncsnotalittle——suchas’apine-appleinashallowcup,’andasomethinglikeaparasolwithoutahandle,andwithtwobrokenribsstickingthroughthetop。TheChinesecardshavetheadvantageoverthoseofHindoostanbybeingoblonginsteadofcircular。

Itwasnotbeforetheendofthe14thcenturythatcardsbecameknowninEurope;anditisacuriousfactthattheFrenchclergytookgreatlytocard-playingaboutthattime——theirfavouritegamebeingtheratherungenteel’AllFours,’asnowreputed;fortheywerespeciallyforbiddenthatpastimebytheSynodofLangresin1404。

TheancientcardsofbothSpainandFrance,particularlythe’court-cards,’exhibitstrongmarksoftheageofchivalry;butherewemayobservethatthewordiswrittenbysomeancientwriters,’coate-cards,’evidentlysignifyingnomorethanfiguresinparticulardresses。Thegivingpre-eminenceorvictorytoacertainsuit,bythenameof’trump,’whichisonlyacorruptionoftheword’triumph,’isastrongtraitofthemartialideasoftheinventorsofthesegames。Sothat,iftheChinesestartedtheidea,itseemsclearthattheFrenchandSpanishimproveduponitandgaveitaplainsignificance;andthereisnoreasontodoubtthatcardswereactuallyemployedtoamuseCharlesVI。

inhismelancholyanddejection。

Thefoursuitsofcardsaresupposedtorepresentthefourestatesofakingdom:——1。Thenobilityandgentry;2。Theecclesiasticsorpriesthood;3。Thecitizensorcommercialmen;

4。ThepeasantryorHusbandmen。ThenobilityarerepresentedintheoldSpanishcardsbytheespada,orsword,corruptedbyusinto’spades,’——bytheFrenchwithpiques,’pikesorspears。’

Theecclesiasticalorderispointedoutbycopas,orsacramentalcups,whicharepaintedinoneofthesuitsofoldSpanishcards,andbycoeurs,or’hearts,’onFrenchcards,asinourown——therebysignifyingchoir-men,gensdechoeur,orecclesiastics——fromchoeurdel’eglise,’thechoirofthechurch,’thatbeingesteemedthemostimportantpartortheHEART

ofthechurch。

TheSpaniardsdepictedtheircitizensorcommercialmenunderdineros,asmallcoin,anemblemverywelladaptedtotheproductiveclasses;theFrenchbycarreaux,squaresorlozenges——importing,perhaps,unityofinterest,equalityofcondition,regularityofmanners,andtheindispensabledutyofthisclassofmentodealwithoneanother’onthesquare。’TheSpaniardsmadebastos,orknottyclubs,theemblemofthe’boldpeasantry,’takenprobablyfromthecustomthattheplebeianswerepermittedtochallengeorfighteachotherwithsticksandquarter-stavesonly,butnotwiththesword,oranyarmscarriedbyagentleman;whiletheFrenchpeasantrywerepointedoutundertheideasofhusbandry,namely,bythetrefles,trefoilorclover-grass。SomuchfortheSUITS。

Withregardtothedepictedfiguresofcards,eachnationlikewisefolloweditsowninventions,thoughgroundedinbothonthoseideasofchivalrywhichthenstronglyprevailed。TheSpanishcardsweremadetocarrytheinsigniaandaccoutrementsoftheKingofSpain,theaceofdenerosbeingemblazonedwiththeroyalarms,supportedbyaneagle。TheFrenchornamentedtheircardswithfleursdelis,theirroyalemblem。TheSpanishkings,inconformitytothemartialspiritofthetimeswhencardswereintroduced,wereallmountedonhorseback,asbefittedgeneralsandcommanders-in-chief;buttheirnextincommand(amongthecards)waselcaballo,theknight-errantonhorseback——fortheoldSpanishcardshadnoqueens;andthethirdinorderwasthesoto,orattendant,thatis,theesquire,orarmour-beareroftheknight——allwhichwasexactlyconformabletothoseideasofchivalrywhichruledtheage。ItissaidthatDavid(kingofspades),tormentedbyarebelliousson,istheemblemofCharlesVII。,menacedbyhisson(LouisXI。),andthatArgine(queenofclubs)istheanagramofRegina,andtheemblemofMaried’Anjou,thewifeofthatprince;thatPallas(queenofspades)representsJoanofArc,theMaidofOrleans;thatRachel(queenofdiamonds)isAgnesSorel;lastly,thatJudith(queenofhearts)istheQueenIsabeau。TheFrenchcallthequeensatcardsdames。

Thefourknaves(calledinFrench,valetsorvarlets)arefourvaliantcaptains——OgierandLancelot,thecompanionsofCharlemagne,HectordeGallard,andLahire,thegeneralsofCharlesVII。Theremainderofthepackequallypresentsasortofmartialallegory;theheartisbravery;thespade(espad,’sword’)andthediamond(carreau,thatis,asquareorshield)

arethearmsofwar;theclub(inFrenchtrefle,’trefoil’)istheemblemofprovisions;andtheace(inFrenchas,fromtheLatinaes,’coin’)istheemblemofmoney——thesinewsofwar。

Inaccordancewiththisallegoricalmeaning,thefunctionoftheaceismostsignificant。Itleadscaptiveeveryothercard,queenandkingincluded——thusindicatingtheomnipotenceofgoldormammon!

’Tothemightygodofthisnetherworld——

Tothespiritthatroamswithbannerunfurl’dO’ertheEarthandtherollingSea——

Andhathconquer’dalltohisthraldomWherehiseyehathglancedorhisfootstepsped——

Whohathpoweralikeo’erthelivinganddead——

Mammon![59]Isingtothee!

[59]SteinmetzOdetoMammon。

Somesaythatthefourkingsrepresentthosefamouschampionsofantiquity——David,Alexander,JuliusCaesar,andCharlemagne;andthatthefourqueens,Argine,Pallas,Esther,andJudith,aretherespectivesymbolsofmajesty,wisdom,piety,andfortitude;andtherecanbenodoubt,ifyoulookattentivelyonthequeensofapackofcards,youwilleasilydiscerntheappropriateexpressionsofalltheseattributesinthefacesofthegrotesqueladiesthereindepicted。Thevalets,orattendants,whomwecallknaves,arenotnecessarily’rascals,’butsimplyservantsroyal;

atfirsttheywereknights,asappearsfromthenamesofsomeofthefamousFrenchknightsbeingformerlypaintedonthecards。

Thusapackofcardsistrulyamonumentoftheoldentime——thedaysofchivalryanditsnumberlessassociations。

InadditiontothedetailsIhavegiveninthepreviouschapterrespectingtheprobabilityofholdingcertaincards,thereareafewothercuriousfactsconcerningthem,whichitmaybeinterestingtoknow。

Thereisadifferenceintheeyesoftwooftheknaves——thoseofdiamondsandhearts,moreapparentintheoldpatterns,suggestingtheinferencethattheyareblind。Thishasbeenmadethebasisofacardtrick,astowhichtwoofthefourknavespresentingthemselveswouldbeselectedasservants。Ofcoursetheblindoneswouldberejected。Abetissometimesproposedtotheunwary,atWhist,butoneofthepartywillhaveinhishand,afterthedeal,onlyoneofasuit,ornoneofasuit。Thebetshouldnotbetaken,asthisresultveryfrequentlyhappens。

Lastly,thereisanarithmeticalpuzzleofthemoststartlingeffecttobecontrivedwithapackofcards,asfollows。Letapartymakeupparcelsofcards,beginningwithanumberofpipsonanycard,andthencountinguptotwelvewithindividualcards。Inthefirstpartofthetrickitmustbeunderstoodthatthecourtcardscountasten,allothersaccordingtothepips。

Thus,akingputdownwillrequireonlytwocardstomakeup12,whereastheacewillrequire11,andsoon。Now,whenalltheparcelsarecompleted,theperformerofthetrickrequirestoknowonlythenumberofparcelsthusmade,andtheremainder,ifany,todeclareafteramomentarycalculation,theexactnumberofpipsonthefirstcardslaiddown——totheastonishmentofthosenotinthesecret。Infact,thereisnopossiblearrangementofthecards,accordingtothismethod,whichcanpreventanadeptfromdeclaringthenumberofpipsrequired,afterbeinginformedofthenumberofparcels,andtheremainder,ifany。Thisstartlingperformancewillbeexplainedinasubsequentchapter——amusingcardtricks。

Cardsmustsoonhavemadetheirwayamongourcountrymen,fromthegreatintercoursethatsubsistedbetweenEnglandandFranceaboutthetimeofthefirstintroductionofcardsintothelatterkingdom。IfthedinofarmsinthereignofourfifthHenryshouldseemunfavourabletotheimitationofanenemy’sprivatediversions,itmustberememberedthatFrancewasatthatperiodunderthedominionofEngland,thattheEnglishlivedmuchinthatcountry,andconsequentlyjoinedintheamusementsoftheprivatehour,aswellasinthepublicdangersofthefield。

Verysoon,however,theevilconsequencesoftheirintroductionbecameapparent。OnewouldhavethoughtthatinsuchatumultuousreignathomeasthatofoursixthHenry,therecouldnothavebeensomuchusemadeofcardsastohaverenderedthemanobjectofpublicapprehensionandgovernmentalsolicitude;butarecordappearsinthebeginningofthereignofEdwardIV。,afterthedepositionoftheunfortunateHenry,bywhichplayingcards,aswellasdice,tennis-balls,andchessmen,wereforbiddentobeimported。

Ifthistendedtochecktheiruseforatime,thesubsequentSpanishconnectionwiththecourtofEnglandrenewedanacquaintancewithcardsandaloveforthem。ThemarriageofPrinceArthurwiththeInfantaCatherineofArragon,broughtonanintimacybetweenthetwonations,whichprobablyincreasedcard-playinginEngland,——itbeingadiversiontowhichtheSpaniardswereextremelyaddictedatthatperiod。

Cardswerecertainlymuchinuse,andallideasconcerningthemveryfamiliartothemindsoftheEnglish,duringthereignofHenryVIII。,asmaybeinferredfromaremarkablesermonofthegoodbishopLatimer。ThissermonwaspreachedinStEdward’schurch,Cambridge,ontheSundaybeforeChristmasday,1527,andinthisdiscoursehemaybesaidtohave’dealt’outanexpositionofthepreceptsofChristianityaccordingtothetermsofcard-playing。’Nowyehaveheardwhatismeantbythis"firstcard,"andhowyououghtto"play"withit,Ipurposeagainto"deal"untoyou"anothercardalmostofthesamesuit,"fortheybeofsonighaffinitythatonecannotbewell"played"withouttheother,&c。’’Itseems,’saysFuller,’thathesuitedhissermonrathertotheTIME——beingaboutChristmas,whencardsweremuchused——thantothetext,whichwastheBaptist’squestiontoourLord——"Whoartthou?"——takingtherebyoccasiontoconformhisdiscoursetothe"playingatcards,"makingthe"hearttriumph。"’

Thisbluntpreachingwasinthosedaysadmirablyeffectual,butitwouldbeconsideredridiculousinours——exceptfromthelipsofsuchoriginalgeniusesasMrSpurgeon,whohituponthisveinandmadeafortuneofsoulsaswellasmoney。Heis,however,inimitable,andanyattemptatenteringintohisdomainwouldprobablyhavethesameresultasthatwhichattendedanimitationofLatimerbyacountryminister,mentionedbyFuller。

’Iremember,’hesays,’inmytime(aboutthemiddleoftheseventeenthcentury),acountryministerpreachedatStMary’s,fromRom。xii。3,——"AsGodhasDEALTtoeverymanthemeasureoffaith。"InafondimitationofLatimer’ssermonhefollowedupthemetaphorofDEALING,——thatmenshouldPLAYABOVE-BOARD,thatis,avoidalldissembling,——shouldnotPOCKETCARDS,butimprovetheirgiftsandgraces,——shouldFOLLOWSUIT,thatis,wearthesurplice,&c。,——allwhichproducednothingbutlaughterintheaudience。Thusthesameactionsbyseveralpersonsatseveraltimesaremadenotthesameactions,yea,differencedfromcommendablediscretiontoridiculousabsurdity。Andthushewillmakebutbadmusicwhohaththeinstrumentsandfiddlesticks,butnoneofthe"resin"ofLatimer。’

Thehabitofcard-playingmusthavebeenmuchconfirmedandextendedbythemarriageofPhilipofSpainwithourQueenMary,whosenumerousandsplendidretinuecouldnotbutbringwiththemthatpassionateloveofcardswhichprevailedintheSpanishcourt。

Itseemsalsoprobablethatthecardsthenused(whatevertheymighthavebeenbefore)wereofSpanishformandfigure,incomplimenttotheimperiousPhilip;sinceeventothisdaythenamesoftwoSpanishsuitsareretainedonEnglishcards,thoughwithoutanyreferencetotheirpresentfigure。Thus,wecallonesuitspades,fromtheSpanishespada,’sword,’althoughweretainnosimilitudeoftheswordinthefigure,——andanotherclubs,inSpanish,bastos,butwithoutregardtothefigurealso。

OldRogerAscham,thetutorofQueenElizabeth,givesusapictureofthegamblingartsofhisday,asfollows:——Howwilltheyusetheseshifteswhentheygetaplainemanthatcannotskillofthem!Howtheywillgoabout,iftheyperceiveanhonestmanhavemoneye,whichlistnotplaye,toprovokehimtoplaye!Theywillseekhiscompanye;theywilllethimpaynoughte,yea,andasIheardeamanoncesayethathedid,theywillsendforhimtosomehouse,andspendperchaunceacrowneonhim,and,atlast,willonebegintosaye:at,mymasters,whatshallwedo?Shalleverymanplayehistwelve-pencewhileanapplerosteinthefire,andthenwewilldrinckeanddeparte?"

"Naye"willanothersaye(asfalseashe),"youcannotleavewhenyoubegin,andthereforeIwillnotplaye:butifyouwillgage,thateverymanashehathlosthistwelve-pence,shallsitdowne,Iamcontente,forsurelyeIwouldWinnenomanne’smoneyehere,butevenasmuchaswouldepayformysupper。"Thenspeakeththethirdetothehonestemanthatthoughtnottoplay:——"What?Willyouplayyourtwelve-pence?"Ifheexcusehim——"Tush!man!"willtheothersaye,"stickenotinhonestecompanyfortwelve-pence;

Iwillbeareyourhalfe,andhereismymoneye。"Noweallthisistomakehimtobeginne,fortheyknoweifhebeoncein,andbealoser,thathewillnotstickeathistwelve-pence,buthopethevertogetitagaine,whilesperhappeshewillloseall。

Theneveryoneofthemsettethhisshiftesabroache,somewithfalsedyse,somewithsettlingofdyse,somewithhavingoutlandishsilvercoynesguilded,toputawayeatatimeforgoodgolde。Then,iftherecomeathingincontroversye,mustyoubejudgedbythetable,andthenfarewellthehonesteman’sparte,forheisbornedowneoneverysyde。’

Itisevidentfromthisgraphicdescriptionoftheprocess,thatthevillanyofsharpershasbeeneverthesame;foroldRoger’saccountofthematterinhisdayexactlytallieswithdailyexperienceatthepresenttime。

Theloveofcard-playingwascontinuedthroughthereignofElizabethandJamesI。,[60]andinthereignofthelatterithadreachedsohighapitchthattheaudiencesusedtoamusethemselveswithcardsattheplay-house,whiletheywerewaitingforthebeginningoftheplay。ThesamepracticeexistedatFlorence。Ifthethingbenotdoneatthepresentday,somethinganalogousprevailsinourrailwaycarriagesthroughoutthekingdom。Itissaidthatprofessedcard-sharperstakeseason-ticketsonallthelines,andthatagreatDEALofmoneyismadebythegentrybydupingunwarytravellersintoagameorbybetting。

[60]KingJames,theBritishSolomon,althoughhecouldnot’abide’tobacco,anddenounceditinafurious’Counterblaste,’

couldnot’utterlycondemn’play,or,ashecallsit,’fittinghouse-pastimes。’’Iwillnot,’hesays,’agreeinforbiddingcards,dice,andotherlikegamesofHazard,’andentersintoanargumentforhisopinion,whichisscarcelyworthquoting。SeeBasiliconDoron——aprodigyofroyalfatuity——buttheperfect’exponent’ofthecharacteristicsoftheStuartroyalraceinEngland。

Thereisnoreasontosupposethatthefondnessforthisdiversionabated,exceptduringtheshort’trumportriumphofthefanaticsuit’——inthehardtimesofOldOliver——whenundoubtedlycardswerestyled’thedevil’sbooks。’But,indeed,bythattimetheyhadbecomeanengineofmuchfraudanddestruction;sothatoneoftheearlyactsofCharlesII。’sreigninflictedlargepenaltiesonthosewhoshouldusecardsforfraudulentpurposes。