第11章

’PrimerowasthefashionablegameatthecourtofEnglandduringtheTudordynasty。ShakspearerepresentsHenryVIII。playingatitwiththeDukeofSuffolk;andFalstaffsays,"IneverprosperedsinceIforsworemyselfatPrimero。"IntheEarlofNorthumberland’slettersabouttheGunpowder-plot,itisnoticedthatJoscelinPercywasplayingatthisgameonSunday,whenhisuncle,theconspirator,calledonhimatEssexHouse。IntheSidneypapers,thereisanaccountofadesperatequarrelbetweenLordSouthampton,thepatronofShakspeare,andoneAmbroseWilloughby。LordSouthamptonwasthen"SquireoftheBody"toQueenElizabeth,andthequarrelwasoccasionedbyWilloughbypersistingtoplaywithSirWalterRaleighandanotheratPrimero,inthePresenceChamber,afterthequeenhadretiredtorest,acourseofproceedingwhichSouthamptonwouldnotpermit。

Primero,originallyaSpanishgame,issaidtohavebeenmadefashionableinEnglandbyPhilipofSpain,afterhismarriagewithQueenMary。

MawsucceededPrimeroasthefashionablegameattheEnglishcourt,andwasthefavouritegameofJamesI。,whoappearstohaveplayedatcards,justasheplayedwithaffairsofstate,inanindolentmanner;requiringinbothcasessomeonetoholdhiscards,ifnottoprompthimwhattoplay。Weldon,alludingtothepoisoningofSirThomasOverbury,inhisCourtandCharacterofKingJames,says:’ThenextthatcameonthestagewasSirThomasMonson,butthenightbeforehewastocometohistrial,thekingbeingatthegameofMaw,said,"To-morrowcomesThomasMonsontohistrial。""Yea,"saidtheking’scard-holder,"where,ifhedonotplayhismaster’sprize,yourMajestyshallnevertrustme。"Thissoranintheking’smind,thatatthenextgamehesaidhewassleepy,andwouldplayoutthatsetthenextnight。

’ItisevidentthatMawdifferedveryslightlyfromFiveCards,themostpopulargameinIrelandatthepresentday。Asearlyas1674thisgamewaspopularinIreland,aswelearnfromCotton’sCompleatGamester,whichsays:"FiveCardsisanIrishgame,andismuchplayedinthatkingdomforconsiderablesumsofmoney,asAll-foursisplayedinKent,andPost-and-pairinthewestofEngland。"

’NoddywasoneoftheoldEnglishcourtgames。Thishasbeensupposedtohavebeenachildren’sgame,anditwascertainlynothingofthekind。Itsnatureisthusfullydescribedinacurioussatiricalpoem,entitledBattuponBatt,publishedin1694。

"ShowmeamancanturnupNoddystill,Anddealhimselfthreefivestoo,whenhewill;

Concludewithone-and-thirty,andapair,NeverfailteninStock,andyetplayfair,IfBattbenotthatwight,Ilosemyaim。"

’Fromtheselines,therecanbenodoubtthattheancientNoddywasthemoderncribbage——theNodofto-day,rejoicinginthenameofNoddy,andthemodernCrib,beingtermedtheStock。

’OmbrewasmostprobablyintroducedintothiscountrybyCatherineofPortugal,thequeenofCharlesII。;Waller,thecourtpoet,hasapoemonacardtornatOmbrebythequeen。

ThisroyalladyalsointroducedtotheEnglishcourtthereprehensiblepracticeofplayingcardsonSunday。Pepys,in1667,writes:"Thisevening,goingtothequeen’ssidetoseetheladies,Ididfindthequeen,theDuchessofYork,andanotheratcards,withtheroomfullofladiesandgreatmen;

whichIwasamazedattoseeonaSunday,havingnotbelieved,butcontrarilyflatlydeniedthesame,alittlewhilesince,tomycousin。"[61]

[61]Hombre,orratherElHombre,or’TheMan,’wassonamedasrequiringthoughtandreflection,whicharequalitiespeculiartoman;orrather,alludingtohimwhoundertakestoplaythegameagainsttherestofthegamesters,emphaticallycalledTheMan。

Itrequiresverygreatapplicationtoplayitwell:andletamanbeeversoexpert,hewillbeapttofallintomistakesifhethinksofanythingelse,orisdisturbedbytheconversationofthosethatlookon。Itisagameofthree,with40cards,thatis,rejectingtheeights,nines,andtensofallthesuits。

’InapassagefromEvelyn’sMemoirs,thewriterimpressivelydescribesanotherSunday-eveningsceneatWhitehall,afewdaysbeforethedeathofCharlesII。,inwhichaprofligateassemblageofcourtiersisrepresentedasdeeplyengagedinthegameofBasset。ThiswasanItaliangame,broughtbyCardinalMazarintoFrance;LouisXIV。issaidtohavelostlargesumsatit;anditwasmostlikelybroughttoEnglandbysomeoftheFrenchladiesofthecourt。Itdidnotstanditsground,however,inthiscountry;OmbrecontinuingthefashionablegameinEngland,downtillaftertheexpirationofthefirstquarterofthelastcentury。

’QuadrillesucceededOmbre,butforacuriousreasondidnotreignsolongasitspredecessor。FromthepeculiarnatureofQuadrille,anunfairconfederacymightbereadilyestablished,byanytwopersons,bywhichtheotherplayerscouldbecheated。

’WhiletheprecedinggameswereinvoguethemagnificenttempleofWhist,destinedtooutshineandovershadowthem,wasincourseoferection。

"LetIndiavauntherchildren’svastaddress,WhofirstcontrivedthewarlikesportofChess;

LetnicePiquettetheboastofFranceremain,AndstudiousOmbrebetheprideofSpain;

Invention’spraiseshallEnglandyieldtonone,WhenshecancalldelightfulWhistherown。"

’Allgreatinventionsanddiscoveriesareworksoftime,andWhistisnoexceptiontotherule;itdidnotcomeintotheworldperfectatallpoints,asMinervaemergedfromtheheadofJupiter。Norwereitswonderfulmeritsearlyrecognized。UnderthevulgarappellationsofWhiskandSwobbers,itlonglingeredintheservants’-hallereitcouldascendtothedrawing-room。

Atlength,somegentlemen,whometattheCrowncoffee-house,inBedfordRow,studiedthegame,gaveitrules,establisheditsprinciples,andthenEdwardHoyle,in1743,blazonedforthitsfametoalltheworld。

’Manyattemptshavebeenmade,atvarioustimes,toturnplaying-

cardstoaverydifferentusefromthatforwhichtheywereoriginallyintended。Thus,in1518,alearnedFranciscanfriar,namedMurner,publishedaLogicaMemorativa,amodeofteachinglogic,byapackofcards;and,subsequently,heattemptedtoteachasummaryofcivillawinthesamemanner。In1656,anEnglishman,namedJackson,publishedawork,entitledtheScholar’sScientialCards,inwhichheproposedtoteachreading,spelling,grammar,writing,andarithmetic,withvariousartsandsciences,byplaying-cards;premisingthatthelearnerwaswellgroundedinallthegamesplayedattheperiod。Andlaterstill,aboutthecloseoftheseventeenthcentury,therewaspublishedtheGenteelHousekeeper’sPastime;ortheModeofCarvingatTablerepresentedinaPackofPlaying-Cards,bywhichanyoneofordinaryCapacitymaylearnhowtoCarve,inMode,allthemostusualDishesofFlesh,Fish,Fowl,andBakedMeats,withtheseveralSaucesandGarnishespropertoEveryDishofMeat。Inthissystem,fleshwasrepresentedbyhearts,fishbyclubs,fowlbydiamonds,andbaked-meatbyspades。Thekingofheartsruledanoblesirloinofroast-beef;themonarchofclubspresidedoverapickledherring;andthekingofdiamondsrearedhisbattle-axeoveraturkey;whilehisbrotherofspadessmiledbenignantlyonawell-bakedvenison-pasty。

’Thekindofadvertisements,nowcalledcirculars,wereoften,formerly,printedonthebacksofplaying-cards。Visiting-cards,too,wereimprovised,bywritingthenameonthebackofplaying-

cards。Abouttwentyyearsago,whenahouseinDeanStreet,Soho,wasunderrepair,severalvisiting-cardsofthisdescriptionwerefoundbehindamarblechimney-piece,oneofthembearingthenameofIsaacNewton。Cardsofinvitationwerewritteninasimilarmanner。Inthefourthpicture,inHogarth’sseriesof"Marriagea-la-Mode,"severalareseenlyingonthefloor,upononeofwhichisinscribed:"CountBassetbegstonohowLadeSquandersleaptlastnite。"Hogarth,whenhepaintedthisinscription,wasmostprobablythinkingofMrsCentlivre’splay,TheBassetTable,whichacriticdescribesascontainingagreatdealofplotandbusiness,withoutmuchsentimentordelicacy。

’Acuriousandundoubtedlyauthentichistoricalanecdoteistoldofapackofcards。TowardstheendofthepersecutingreignofQueenMary,acommissionwasgrantedtoaDrColetogoovertoIreland,andcommenceafierycrusadeagainsttheProtestantsofthatcountry。OncomingtoChester,onhisway,thedoctorwaswaitedonbythemayor,towhomheshowedhiscommission,exclaiming,withprematuretriumph,"HereiswhatshalllashthehereticsofIreland。"MrsEdmonds,thelandladyoftheinn,havingabrotherinDublin,wasmuchdisturbedbyoverhearingthesewords;so,whenthedoctoraccompaniedthemayordownstairs,shehastenedintohisroom,openedhisbox,tookoutthecommission,andputapackofcardsinitsplace。Whenthedoctorreturnedtohisapartment,heputtheboxintohisportmanteauwithoutsuspicion,andthenextmorningsailedforDublin。Onhisarrivalhewaitedonthelord-lieutenantandprivycouncil,towhomhemadeaspeechonthesubjectofhismission,andthenpresentedtheboxtohisLordship;butonopeningit,thereappearedonlyapackofcards,withtheknaveofclubsuppermost。Thedoctorwaspetrified,andassuredthecouncilthathehadhadacommission,butwhatwasbecomeofithecouldnottell。Thelord-lieutenantanswered,"Letushaveanothercommission,and,inthemeanwhile,wecanshufflethecards。"BeforethedoctorcouldgethiscommissionrenewedQueenMarydied,andthusthepersecutionwasprevented。Wearefurtherinformedthat,whenQueenElizabethwasmadeacquaintedwiththecircumstances,shesettledapensionofL40perannumonMrsEdmonds,forhavingsavedherProtestantsubjectsinIreland。’[62]

[62]TheBookofDays,Dec。28。

Allthepursuitsoflife,allthetradesandoccupationsofmen,have,inalltimes,lentexpressionstothelanguagesofnations,andthoseresultingfromthepropensityofGAMINGareamongthosewhichperpetuallyrecurindailyconversation,andwiththegreatestemphasis。Thuswehave:——’Hehasplayedhiscardswellorill,’——appliedtothemanagementoffortuneorone’sinterest;

jactaestalea,’thedieiscast,’asexclaimedJuliusCaesarbeforecrossingtheRubicon;’hehasrunhisRACE——reachedtheGOAL’aturfadageappliedtoconsummatesuccessordisastrousfailure;’aluckythroworhit;’’withinanACE,’meaningonepointofgainingathing;’heHAZARDSeverything;’’chancesareforandagainst;’’hewasPIQUED,’fromthegameofpiquet,meaning,angryatlosingsomething;’leftinthelurch,’fromtheFrenchgamel’Ourche,whereinoncertainpointshappeningthestakeistohepaiddouble,andmeaning,’undercircumstancesunexpectedandpeculiarlyunfavourable;’’tosaveyourbaconorgamon,’fromthegameBack-gammon[63]ablotishit,’fromthesame;’checkedinhiscareer,’thatis,stoppedinhisdesignsfromthegameofchess。

[63]TheetymologyofthewordBack-gamonhasbeendisputed。

Hydeseemstohavesettledit。AcertainportionofthehogiscalledinItaliangambone,whenceourEnglishwordgambonorgammon。Confoundingthingsthatdiffer,manythinkthat’gamon’

inthegamehasthesamemeaning,andthereforetheysay——’hesavedhisgamonorbacon,’whichisabsurd,althoughitisaproverbialphraseofsufficientemphasis。ThewordBackgamonseemstobederivedfromtheverynatureofthegameitself,namely,back-game-on,thatis,whenoneofyourpiecesistaken,youmustgoback——beginagain——andthengameon——’Back-game-on’。

ThefabricationofcardsisamostimportantmanufactureofFrance;andParisandNancyarethetwoplaceswheremostcardsaremade。TheannualconsumptionofcardsinFranceamountsto1,500,000francs,orL62,500;butFrancealsosuppliesforeignerswiththearticle,especiallytheSpanish,American,Portuguese,andEnglishcolonies,tothevalueof1,000,000francs,orL41,666。ThegovernmentderivesfromthisbranchofFrenchindustrynotmuchlessthanL25,000annualrevenue,thatis,from20to25percent。oftheproduct。Thedutyoncardsissecuredandenforcedbyseverepenalties。

EnglishcardsareaboutathirdlargerthantheFrench。Thedouble-headedcardsareanEnglishinvention,andtheyarebeingadoptedbytheFrench。Theiradvantageisobvious,insecuringthesecrecyofthehand,forbyobservingapartyinarranginghiscardsafterthedeal,theactofturningupacardplainlyshowsthatitmustbeatleastafacecard,andtheoftenerthisisdonethestrongerthehand,ingeneral。InGermany,afourthface-cardissometimesaddedtothepack,calledtheKnight,orChevalier。TheItalianshavealsoinuselongcards,calledtarots,which,however,mustnotbeconfoundedwiththeFrenchcardscalledtarotees,withoddfiguresonthem,andusedbyfortune-tellers。

Themethodofmakingplaying-cardsseemstohavegiventhefirsthinttotheinventionofprinting,asappearsfromthefirstspecimensofprintingatHaerlem,andthoseintheBodleianLibrary。

’Themanufactureofplaying-cardscomprisesmanyinterestingprocesses。Thecardboardemployedforthispurposeisformedofseveralthicknessesofpaperpastedtogether;thereareusuallyfoursuchthicknesses;andthepaperissoselectedastotakepaste,paint,andpolishequallywell。Thesheetsofpaperarepastedwithabrush,andareunitedbysuccessiveprocessesofcold-drying,hot-drying,andhydraulicpressure。Eachsheetislargeenoughforfortycards。Theoutersurfacesoftheoutersheetsarepreparedwithakindofflintycoating,whichgivessharpnesstotheoutlineofthevariouscoloureddevices。Mostpacksofcardsarenowmadewithcolouredbacks。Theground-tintislaidonwithabrush,andconsistsofdis-tempercolour,orpigmentsmixedwithwarmmeltedsize。Thedeviceimpressedonthisground-tintisoftenverybeautiful。MessrsDelaRue,theleadingfirminthemanufacture,employtastefulartists,andinvestalargeamountofcapitalintheintroductionofnewpatterns。Oncardssoldatmoderateprices,thecoloursatthebackaregenerallytwo——onefortheground,andoneforthedevice;butsomeofthechoicerspecimensdisplayseveralcolours;andmanyofthedesignsareduetothepencilofMrOwenJones。Theprintingofthedesignisdoneonthesheetsofpaper,beforethepastingtoformcardboard。Thepipsorspotsonthefacesofplaying-cardsarenowspades,clubs,hearts,anddiamonds;butatdifferenttimes,andindifferentcountries,therehavebeenleaves,acorns,bells,cups,swords,fruit,heads,parasols,andotherobjectssimilarlyrepresented。InEnglishcardsthecoloursareredandblack;MessrsDelaRueonceintroducedred,black,green,andblueforthefoursuits;

butthenoveltywasnotencouragedbycard-players。Thesamemakershavealsoendeavouredtosupersedetheclumsydevicesofkings,queens,andknaves,bysomethingmoreartistic;butthis,too,failedcommercially;fortheoldpatterns,liketheoldwillow-patterndinner-plates,arestillpreferred——simplybecausetheusershavebecomeaccustomedtothem。Untilwithinthelastfewyearstheprintingofcardswasgenerallydonebystencilling,thecolourbeingappliedthroughperforateddevicesinastencil-plate。Thecolouremployedforthispurposeismixedupwithakindofpaste。Whenthereisadeviceattheback,theoutlineofthedeviceisprintedfromanengravedwood-

block,andtherestfilledinbystencilling。Thestencillingofthefrontandbackcanbedoneeitherbeforeorafterthepastingofthesheetsintocardboard。Onegreatimprovementinthemanufacturehasbeenthesubstitutionofoilcolourforpasteorsizecolour;andanother,thesubstitutionofprintingforstencilling。MessrsDelaRuehaveexpendedlargesumsofmoneyonthesenovelties;formanyexperimentshadtobemade,todeterminehowbesttoemployoilcoloursothatthespotsorpipsmaybeequal-tinted,theoutlineclearandsharp,thepigmentwelladherenttothesurface,andthedryingsuchastoadmitofpolishingwithoutstickiness。Theplatesforprintingareengravedoncopperorbrass,orareproducedbyelectrotype,orarebuiltupwithsmallpiecesofmetalorinterlacedwire。Theprintingisdoneintheusualwayofcolour-printing,withasmanyplatesastherearecolours(usuallyfive),andonefortheoutlines;itisexecutedonthesheetsofpaper,beforebeingpastedintocardboard。Whentheprinting,drying,andpastingareallcompleted,acarefulpolishiseffectedbymeansofbrush-wheels,pasteboardwheels,heatedplates,andheatedrollers;insuchawaythatthepolishonthebackmaydifferfromthatontheface——sinceitisfoundthattooequallypolishedsurfacesdonotslidequitesoreadilyovereachother。

Formerly,everypackofcardsmadeinEnglandforhomeusepaidadutyofoneshilling,whichdutywasleviedontheaceofspades。

Themakerengravedaplatefortwentyacesofspades;theprintingwasdonebythegovernmentatSomersetHouse,andL1waspaidbythemakerforeverysheetofacessoprinted。Thelawisnowaltered。Cardsellerspayanannuallicenseof2s。6d。,andtoeachpackofcardsisaffixedathree-pencestamp,acrosswhichthesellermustwriteorstamphisname,underapenaltyofL5fortheomission。

Thecardboard,whenalltheprintingisfinished,iscutupintocards;everycardisminutelyexamined,andplacedamongthe’Moguls,’’Harrys,’or’Highlanders,’astheyaretechnicallycalled,accordingtothedegreeinwhichtheymaybefaultlessorslightlyspecked;andthecardsarefinallymadeupintopacks。’[64]

[64]Chambers’sCyclopaedia。

Machineryhasbeencalledintorequisitionincard-playing。In1815acasewastriedinwhichpartofthedebtclaimedwasforaninstrumenttocutcardssoastogiveanunfairadvantagetothepersonusingit。Theallegeddebtorhadbeenmostfortunateinplay,winningatonetimeL11,000fromanofficerinIndia。

Foranexactlyoppositereasonanothermachinewasusedin1818

bytheBennetStreetClub。Itconsistedofaboxcuriouslyconstructedfordealingcards,andwasinventedbyanAmericanofficer。

Anothercuriousfactrelatingtocardsisthedutyderivedfromthem。Intheyear1775thenumberofpacksstampedwas167,000,amountingtobetweenL3000andL4000duty。LordNorthputonanothersixpence。Ofcourse,avastnumberofpacksweresmuggledin,payingnoduty,asinthecaseoftobacco,inalltimessinceitsfiscalregulations。InthetimeofPitt,1789,L9000weretoberaisedbyanadditionaldutyofsixpenceoncardsanddice,consequentlytheremusthavebeennolessthan360,000packsofcardsandpairsofdicestampedintheyear1788,tojustifythecalculation——aproofthatgaminginEnglandwasnotonthedecline。Intheyear1790,thedutyoncardswastwoshillingsperpack,andondicethirteenshillingsperpair。

Thisdutyoncardswentonincreasingitsannualadditiontotherevenue,sothatabouttheyear1820themonthlypaymentsofMrHuntalone,thecard-makerofPicadilly,forthestamp-dutyoncards,variedfromL800toL1000,thatis,fromL9600toL12,000perannum。In1833thestamp-dutyoncardswas6d。,andityieldedL15,922,showingaconsumptionof640,000packsperannum。Muchofthis,however,wassheerwaste,onaccountoftheruleofgamestersrequiringafreshpackateverygame。

IntheHarleianMiscellany[65]willbefoundasatiricalpoementitled’TheRoyalGamesters;or,theOddCardsnewshuffledforaConqueringGame,’referringtothepoliticaleventsoftheyearsfrom1702to1706,andconcludingwiththefollowinglines——

’ThusendsthegamewhichEuropehasinview,Which,bythestars,mayhappentobetrue。’

[65]Vol。i。p。177。

Invol。iv。ofthesameworkthereisanotherpoemofthekind,entitled’TheStateGamesters;or,theOldCardsnewpackedandshuffled,’whichcharacteristicallyconcludesasfollows——

’Butwethisresolutionhavelaiddown——

NevertoplaysohighasforaCrown。’

Finally,astoallusionstogaming,thereadermayrememberthefamoussarcasmofthelateEarlofDerby(asLordStanley)somethirtyyearsago,comparingtheGovernmenttoThimble-riggersinoperation。

CHAPTERX。

PIQUET,BASSET,FARO,HAZARD,PASSE-DIX,PUT,CROSSANDPILE,THIMBLE-RIG——

PIQUET

Piquetissaidtohavederiveditsnamefromthatofitsinventor,whocontrivedittoamuseCharlesVI。ofFrance。Thegamewasplayedwiththirtytwocards,thatis,discardingoutofthepackallthedeuces,treys,fours,fives,andsixes。Regularpiquet-packsweresold。Inreckoningupthepoints,everycardcountedforitsvalue,astenforten,ninefornine,andsoondowntoseven,whichwas,ofcourse,thelowest;buttheacereckonedforeleven。Allcourtcardsreckonedforten。Asinothergames,theacewontheking,thekingthequeen,andsoon,totheknave,whichwontheten。Thecardsweredealtatoptionbyfours,threes,ortwos,tothenumberoftwelve,whichwasthehand——’discarding’beingallowed;butboththedealerandhethatledwereOBLIGEDtodiscardatleastonecard,lettheirgamebeeversogood。Whenthecardswereplayedout,eachcountedhistricks;andhethathadmostreckoned10forwinningthecards;

ifthetrickswereequal,neitherreckonedatall。Hewho,withoutplaying(thatis,accordingtothevarioustermsofthegame),couldreckonup30inhand,whenhisantagonistreckonednothing,scored90forthem;thiswascalledarepic;andallabove30countedsomany,——32counting92,andsoon。Hewhocouldmakeup30,partinhandandpartbyplay,beforetheothermadeanything,scored60;thiswascalledapic。

Thegamewasalsoplayedaspoolpreciselyaccordingtotherulesbrieflysketchedasabove,thepenaltyforlosingbeingaguineatothepool。

Piquetrequiredmuchpracticetoplayitwell。Itbecamesogreatafavouritethat,bythemiddleofthe18thcentury,themeanestpeoplewerewellacquaintedwithit,and’letintoallthetricksandsecretsofit,inordertorenderthemcompletesharpers。’Sucharethewordsofanoldauthor,whoaddsthatthegamewasliabletogreatimposition,andheexplainsthemethodsinuse。Shortcardswereusedforcutting,asinWhist,atthetime。Ofthesecardsthereweretwosorts,onelongerthantherest;andtheadvantagegainedbythemwasastheadversarymanagedit,bycuttingthelongerorbroader,asbestsuitedhispurpose,orimposingonthedealer,whenitwashisturn,tocutthosewhichmademostagainsthim。Theaces,kings,queens,andknavesweremarkedwithdotsatthecorners,andintheveryoldbookfromwhichIamquotingprecisedirectionsaregivenhowthismarkingcanbeeffectedinsuchamanner’asnottobediscoveredbyyourADVERSARY,andatthesametimeappearplaintoYOURSELF。’Withafinepointedpenandsomeclearspringwater,playersmadedotsupontheglazedcardatthecornersaccordingtotheabovemethod;ortheycolouredthewaterwithindiaink,tomakethemarksmoreconspicuous。Theworkconcludesasfollows:——’Therearebut32cardsmadeuseofatPiquet,sothatjusthalfofthemwillbeknowntoyou;andindealingyoumayhaveanopportunitytogiveyourselfthoseyouLIKEbest;andifyoucannotconvenientlyCHANGEthePACK

accordingtoyourdesire,youwillcommonlyKNOWwhatYOUaretoTAKEIN,whichisademonstrativeadvantagetowinanyone’smoney。’

Evidentlytheydidnot’assumeavirtue’inthosedays,’iftheyhaditnot。’

BASSET。

ThegameofBasset(inFrenchWassette)wasconsideredoneofthemostpolitegameswithcards,andonlyfitforpersonsofthehighestranktoplayat,onaccountofthegreatlossesorgainsthatmightaccrueononesideortheother。

ThesumsofmoneylostinFranceatthisgameweresoconsiderablethattheprincesofthebloodwereindangerofbeingundone;andaftermanypersonsofdistinctionwereruinedthecourtofFrancethoughtfittoforbidBasset。ThenFarowasinvented;andbothweresoonintroducedintoEngland,andafterthreeorfouryears’playhere,theyimpoverishedsomanyfamilies,thatParliamentenactedasuppressionofbothgames,withseverepenalties。Thetwogamesare,therefore,ofhistoricalinterest,anddeserveanexplanation。

Bassetwasasortoflottery。ThedealerwhokeptthebankatBasset,havingthesoledisposalofthefirstandlastcard,andotherconsiderableprivilegesindealingthecards,hadamuchgreaterprospectofgainingthanthosewhoplayed。ThiswasatruthsoacknowledgedinFrancethattheking,bypublicedict,orderedthattheprivilegeofatalliere,orbankeratBasset,shouldonlybeallowedtothe’chiefcadets,’orsonsofnoblemen——supposingthatwhoeverkeptthebankmust,inaveryshorttime,acquireaconsiderablefortune。

Inthisgametherewas:1。TheTalliere,thebanker,wholaiddownasumofmoneytoanswereverywinningcardwhichmightturnup。2。TheCroupiere,theassistantoftheformer,standingbytosupervisethelosingcards,——sothatwhenthereweremanyatplayhemightnotlosebyoverlookinganythingwhichmightturnuptohisprofit。3。ThePunter,oreveryplayer。4。TheFasse,thatis,thefirstcardturnedupbythetalliere,bywhichhegainedhalfthevalueofthemoneylaiduponeverycardofTHAT

SORTbythepuntersorplayers。5。TheCouch,whichwasthefirststakethateverypunterlaiduponeachcard——everyplayerhavingabookof13cardsbeforehim,uponwhichhemustlayhismoney,moreorless,accordingtohisfancy。6。TheParoli:inthis,whoeverwonthecouch,andintendedtogoonforanotheradvantage,crookedthecornerofhiscard,lettinghismoneylie,withoutbeingpaidthevaluebythetalliere。7。TheMasse,whichwas,whenthosewhohadwonthecouch,wouldventuremoremoneyontheSAMEcard。8。ThePay,whichwaswhentheplayerhadwonthecouch,and,beingdoubtfulofmakingtheparoli,leftoff;forbygoingthepay,ifthecardturnedupwrong,helostnothing,havingwonthecouchbefore;butifbythisadventurefortunefavouredhim,hewondoublethemoneyhehadstaked。9。

TheAlpieuwaswhenthecouchwaswonbyturningup,orcrooking,thecornerofthewinningcard。10。TheSept-et-le-vawasthefirstgreatchancethatshowedtheadvantagesofthegame,namely,iftheplayerhadwonthecouch,andthenmadeaparolibycrookingthecornerofhiscard,andgoingontoaSECOND

chance,ifhiswinningcardturnedupagainitbecameasept-et-le-va,whichwasseventimesasmuchashehadlaiduponhiscard。11。Quinze-et-le-va,wasattendingtheplayer’shumour,who,perhaps,wasresolvedtofollowhisfancy,andstilllayhismoneyupontheSAMEcard,whichwasdonebycrookingthethirdcornerofhiscard:ifthiscardcameupbythedealingofthetalliere,itmadehimwinfifteentimesasmuchmoneyashestaked。12。Trent-et-le-vawasmarkedbytheluckyplayerbycrookingtheendofthefourthcornerofhiscard,which,comingup,madehimwinthirty-threetimesasmuchmoneyashestaked。

13。Soissante-et-le-vawasthehighestchancethatcouldhappeninthegame,foritpaidsixty-seventimesasmuchmoneyaswasstaked。Itwasseldomwonexceptbysomeplayerwhoresolvedtopushhisgoodfortunetotheutmost。

Theplayerssatroundatable,thetalliereinthemidstofthem,withthebankofgoldbeforehim,andthepuntersorplayerseachhavingabookof13cards,layingdownone,two,three,ormore,astheypleased,withmoneyuponthem,asstakes;thenthetallieretookthepackinhishandandturnedthemup——thebottomcardappearingbeingcalledthefasse;hethenpaidhalfthevalueofthestakeslaiddownbythepuntersuponanycardofTHATSORT。

Afterthefassewasturnedup,andthetalliereandcroupierehadlookedroundthecardsonthetable,andtakenadvantageofthemoneylaidonthem,theformerproceededwithhisdeal;andthenextcardappearing,whethertheking,queen,ace,orwhateveritmightbe,wonfortheplayer,thelattermightreceiveit,ormakingparoli,asbeforesaid,goontosept-et-le-va。Thecardafterthatwonforthetalliere,whotookmoneyfromeachplayer’scardofthatsort,andbroughtitintohisbank——obviouslyaprodigiousadvantageinthetalliereovertheplayers。

Thetalliere,ifthewinningcardwasaking,andthenextafteritwasaten,said(showingthecardsallround),’Kingwins,tenloses,’payingthemoneytosuchcardsasareofthewinningsort,andtakingthemoneyfromthosewholost,addedittohisbank。Thisdone,hewentonwiththedeal,itmightbeafterthisfashion——’Acewins,fiveloses;’’Knavewins,sevenloses;’

andsoon,everyothercardalternatelywinningandlosing,tillallthepackwasdealtbutthelastcard。

TheLASTcardturnedupwas,bytherulesofthegame,fortheadvantageofthetalliere;althoughaplayermighthaveoneofthesamesort,stillitwasallowedtohimasoneoftheduesofhisoffice,andhepaidnothingonit。

Theboldplayerwhowasluckyandadventurous,andcouldpushonhiscouchwithaconsiderablestaketosept-et-le-va,quinze-

et-le-va,trente-et-le-va,&c。,mustinawonderfulmannerhavemultipliedhiscouch,orfirststake;butthiswasseldomdone;

andthelossoftheplayers,bytheverynatureofthegame,invariablyexceededthatofthebank;infact,thisgamewasaltogetherinfavourofthebank;andyetitisevidentthat——inspiteofthisobviousconviction——thegamemusthavebeenoneofthemosttemptingandfascinatingthatwaseverinvented。

OurEnglishadventurersmadethisgameverydifferenttowhatitwasinFrance,forthere,byroyaledict,thepublicatlargewerenotallowedtoplayatmorethanafrancorten-pennybank,——andthelossesorgainscouldnotbringdesolationtoafamily;butinEnglandourpunterscoulddoastheyliked——

stakingfromoneguineatoonehundredguineasandmore,uponacard,’aswasoftenseenatcourt,’saystheoldauthor,myinformant。Whenthecouchwasalpieued,parolied,tosept-

et-le-va,quinze-et-le-va,trente-et-le-va,&c。,thepunter’sgainswereprodigious,miraculous;andiffortunebefriendedhimsoastobringhisstaketosoissante-et-le-va,hewasverylikelytobreakthebank,bygainingasumwhichnotallierecouldpayaftersuchtremendousmultiplication。Butthisrarelyhappened。Thegeneraladvantagewaswiththebank——asmustbequiteevidentfromtheexplanationofthegame——besidesthestandingrulethatnotwocardsofthesamesortturningupcouldwinfortheplayers;thesecondalwayswonforthebank。Inadditiontothistherewereother’privileges’whichoperatedvastlyinfavourofthebanker。

However,itwas’ofsobewitchinganature,’saysouroldwriter,’byreasonoftheseveralmultiplicationsandadvantageswhichitseeminglyofferedtotheunwarypunter,thatagreatmanylikeitsowellthattheywouldplayatsmallgameratherthangiveout;

andratherthannotplayatallwouldpuntatsix-penny,three-penny,nay,atwopennybank,——somuchdidthehopeofwinningthequinze-et-le-vaandthetrente-et-le-vaintoxicatethem。’

OfcoursetherewerefraudspractisedatBassetbythetalliere,orbanker,inadditiontohisprescriptiveadvantages。Thecardsmightbedealtsoasnottoallowthepunteranywinningthroughoutthepack;anditwasinthepowerofthedealertoletthepunterhaveasmanywinningsashethoughtconvenient,andnomore!

ItissaidthatBassetwasinventedbyanobleVenetian,whowaspunishedwithexileforthecontrivance。ThegamewasprohibitedbyLouisXIV。,in1691,andsoonafterfellintooblivioninFrance,althoughflourishinginEngland。ItwasalsocalledBarbacoleandHocca。

FARO,ORPHARAOH。

AlthoughbothBassetandFarowereforbiddeninFrance,onseverepenalties,yetthesegamesstillcontinuedingreatvogueinEnglandduringthe18thcentury,especiallyFaro;fortheallegedreasonsthatitwaseasytolearn,thatitappearedtobeveryfair,and,lastly,thatitwasaveryquietgame。Itwas,however,themostdangerousgameforthedestructionoffamilieseverinvented。TheFarobankersseemtohaveemployedsome’gentlemen’togiveaveryfavourablereportofthegametothetown,andsoeveryonetookitupontrustwithoutfurtherinquiry。FarowasthedaughterofBasset——bothalikenotoriousfrauds,therebeingnoone,exceptprofessedgamblers,whocouldbesaidtounderstandthesecretsofthesegames。

Farowasplayedwithanentirepackofcards,andadmittedofanindeterminatenumberofplayers,termed’punters,’anda’banker。’Eachplayerlaidhisstakeononeofthe52cards。

Thebankerheldasimilarpack,fromwhichhedrewcards,oneforhimself,placedontheright,andtheother,calledthecarteanglaise,orEnglishcard,fortheplayers,placedontheleft。

Thebankerwonallthemoneystakedonthecardontheright,andhadtopaydoublethesumsstakedonthoseontheleft。Certainadvantageswerereservedtothebanker:——ifhedrewadoublet,thatis,twoequalcards,hewonhalfofthestakesuponthecardwhichequalledthedoublet;ifhedrewfortheplayersthelastcardofthepack,hewasexemptfromdoublingthestakesdepositedonthatcard。

Supposeapersontoputdown20s。uponacardwhenonlyeightareinhand;thelastcardwasacipher,sotherewerefourplacestolose,andonlythreetowin,theoddsagainstbeingas4to3。

If10cardsonlywerein,thenitwas5to4againsttheplayer;

intheformercaseitwastheseventhpartofthemoney,whateveritwas,L1orL100;inthelattercase,aninth。Theoddsfromthebeginningofthedealinsensiblystoleupontheplayerateverypull,tillfromthefirstsupposed4percent。itbecameabout15percent。

Atthemiddleofthe18thcenturytheexpensesofaFarobank,inallitsitemsofservants,rent,puffs,andotherincidentalchargesofcandles,wine,arrack-punch,suppers,andsafeguardmoney,&c。,inCoventGarden,amountedtoL1000perannum。

ThroughoutthiscenturyFarowasthefavouritegame。’Ourlifehere,’writesGillyWilliamstoGeorgeSelwynin1752,’wouldnotdispleaseyou,forweeatanddrinkwell,andtheEarlofCoventryholdsaPharaoh-bankeverynighttous,whichwehaveplunderedconsiderably。’CharlesJamesFoxpreferredFarotoanyothergame。

HAZARD。

Thisgamewasproperlysocalled;foritmadeamanorundidhiminthetwinklingofaneye。

Itisplayedwithonlytwodice;20personsmaybeengaged,orasmanyaswill。ThechiefthingsinthegamearetheMainandtheChance。Thechanceisthecaster’sandthemainisthesetter’s。

Therecanbenomainthrownabove9,norunder5;sothat5,6,7,8,and9areallthemainswhichareflungatHazard。Chancesandnicksarefrom4to10。Thus4isachanceto9,5to8,6

to7,7to6,8to5,and9and10achanceto5,6,7,and8;inshort,4,5,6,7,8,9,and10arechancestoanymain,ifanyofthese’nick’itnot。

Nicksareeitherwhenthechanceisthesamewiththemain,as5

and5,6and6,7and7,andsoon;or6and12,7and11,8and12,whereobserve,that12isoutto9,7,and5,and11isoutto9,8,6,and5。

Thebettertoillustratethegameweshallgiveanexample。Let7bethemainnamed。Thecasterthrows5,andthatishischance;andsohehas5to7。Ifthecasterthrowshisownchancehewinsallthemoneysettohimbythesetter;butifhethrows7,whichisthemain,hemustpayasmuchmoneyasisonthetable。

If,again,7bethemain,andthecasterthrows11,thatisanick,andsweepsawayallthemoneyonthetable;butifhethrowsachancehemustwaitwhichwillcomefirst。

Theworstchancesinthegameare4to10,and7isconsideredthebestandeasiestmaintobethrown。Itmightbethoughtthat6and8shouldadmitofnodifferenceinadvantageto7,butitisjustthereverse,although6,7,and8haveeightequalchances。

For6,orsice,wehavequatre-duce,cinque-ace,andtwotreys;

for8,wehavesice-duce,cinque-trey,andtwoquatres;butthedisadvantageisinthedoubletsrequired——twotreys,twoquatres;thereforesice-duceiseasierthrownthantwoquatres,andso,consequently,cinque-aceorquatre-ducesoonerthantwotreys。

’Isawanoldrook(gambler),’saysthewriterbeforequoted,’takeupayoungfellowinatavernuponthisverybet。Thebargainwasmadethattherookshouldhavesevenalways,andtheyounggentlemansix,andthrowcontinually。Toplaytheywent;

therookwonthefirstdayL10,andthenextdaythelikesum;

andsoforsixdaystogether,inallL60。Notwithstandingthegentleman,Iamconfident,hadfairdice,andthrewthemalwayshimself。AndfurthertoconfirmwhatIallegedbefore,notonlythisgamester,butmanymorehavetoldmethattheydesirednogreateradvantagethanthisbetof7to6。Butitistheopinionofmostthatatthefirstthrowthecasterhaththeworstofit。

’Hazardiscertainlythemostbewitchinggamethatisplayedwithdice;forwhenamanbeginstoplay,heknowsnotwhentoleaveoff;andhavingonceaccustomedhimselftoit,hehardlyeveraftermindsanythingelse。’[66]

[66]TheCompleatGamester,byRichardSeymour,Esq。1739。

Asthisgameisofasomewhatcomplicatedcharacter,anotheraccountofit,whichappearedinthePallMallGazetteforSept。

3,1869,maynotbeunacceptable。

’Theplayersassembleroundacirculartable,aspacebeingreservedforthe"groom-porter,"whooccupiesasomewhatelevatedposition,andwhosedutyitistocalltheoddsandseethatthegameisplayedcorrectly。Whoevertakestheboxanddiceplacesinthecentreofthetableasmuchmoneyashewishestorisk,whichisatoncecoveredwithanequalamounteitherbysomeindividualspeculator,orbythecontributionsofseveral。Theplayer(technicallycalledthe"caster")thenproceedstocalla"main。"Therearefivemainsonthedice,namely,5,6,7,8,and9;ofthesehementallyselectsthatonewhicheitherchanceorsuperstitionmaysuggest,callsitaloud,shakesthebox,anddeliversthedice。Ifhethrowstheexactnumberhecalled,he"nicks"itandwins;ifhethrowsanyothernumber(withafewexceptions,whichwillbementioned),heneitherwinsnorloses。

Thenumber,however,whichhethusthrowsbecomeshis"chance,"

andifhecansucceedinrepeatingitbeforehethrowswhatwashismain,hewins;ifnot,heloses。Inotherwords,havingcompletelyfailedtothrowhismaininthefirstinstance,heshouldlose,butdoesnotinconsequenceoftheequitableinterferenceofhisnewly-madeacquaintance,whichconstitutesitselfhischance。Forexample,supposethecaster"sets"——thatis,placesonthetable——astakeofL10,anditiscoveredbyanequalamount,andhethencalls7ashismainandthrows5;thegroom-porteratoncecallsaloud,"5to7"——thatmeans,5isthenumbertowinand7thenumbertolose,andtheplayercontinuesthrowinguntiltheeventisdeterminedbytheturningupofeitherthemainorthechance。Duringthistime,however,amostimportantfeatureinthegamecomesintooperation——thelayingandtakingoftheoddscausedbytherelativeproportionsofthemainandthechance。These,ashasbeensaid,arecalculatedwithmathematicalnicety,areproclaimedbythegroom-porter,andarenevervaried。Intheaboveinstance,asthecasterstandstowinwith5andtolosewith7,theoddsaredeclaredtobe3to2

againsthim,inasmuchastherearethreewaysofthrowing7,andonlytwoofthrowing5。Assoonastheoddsaredeclared,thecastermayincreasehisstakebyanysumhewishes,andtheotherplayersmaycoveritbyputtingdown(inthisinstance)

two-thirdsoftheamount,themasse,orentiresum,toawaittheturningupofeithermainorchance。Ifaplayer"throwsout"

threetimesinsuccession,theboxpassestothenextpersononhisleft,whoatoncetakesuptheplay。Hemay,however,"throwin"withoutinterruption,andifhecandososomehalf-dozentimesandbackhisluck,thegainswillbeenormous。

’Thechoiceofamainisquiteoptional:manyprefer7becausetheymaymakeacoupatoncebythrowingthatnumberorbythrowing11,whichisa"nick"to7,butto7only。Shrewdplayers,however,prefersomeothermain,withtheviewofhavingamorefavourablechancetodependuponofwinningbothstakeandodds。Forexample,letusreversewhatwasmentionedabove,andsupposethecastertocall5andthrow7;hethenwillhave7ashischancetowinwithoddsof3to2INHISFAVOUR。

’SuchisthegameofEnglishHazard,atwhichlargefortuneshavebeenwonandlost。Itisexceedinglysimple,andattimescanbecomepainfullyinteresting。Cheatingisimpossible,unlesswithloadeddice,whichhavebeenusedanddetectedbytheirsplittingintwo,butnever,perhaps,unlessatsomedisreputablesilverhell。Themodeofremuneratingtheowneroftheroomswasapopularone。Theloserneverpaid,andthewinneronlywhenhesucceededinthrowingthreemainsinsuccession;andeventhenthe"boxfee,"asitwascalled,waslimitedto5s——ameretriflefromwhathemusthavegained。InFrenchHazardabankisconstitutedataboardofgreencloth,andtheproceedingsarecarriedoninamoresubduedandregularmodethanisthecaseintherough-and-readyEnglishgame。Everystakethatis"set"iscoveredbythebank,sothattheplayerrunsnoriskoflosingalargeamount,when,ifsuccessful,hemaywinbutatriflingone;

butenrevanche,thescaleofoddsissoalteredastoputthedoublezeroofrouletteandthe"aprez"ofRougeetNoirtotheblush,andtooperatemostpredjudiciallytotheplayer。InnocaseisanequalrateofoddsbetweenmainandchancelaidbytheFrench"banquier,"asisinsistedonbytheEnglishgroomporter;

whileagain"directnicks"alonearerecognizedbytheformer。

VeryextraordinaryrunsofluckhaveoccurredatHazard,oneplayersometimesthrowingfive,seven,andevenelevenmainsinasinglehand。InsuchcasesasthesethepeculiarfeatureintheFrenchgamebecomesvaluable,thebankbeingpreparedtopayallwinnings,while,generallyspeaking,ahandofsixorsevenmainsatEnglishHazardwouldexhaustallthefundsoftheplayers,andleavethecasterinthepositionof"settingthetable"andfindingthestakestotallyunnoticedoronlypartiallycovered。

’InadditiontothefixedrulesofEnglishHazard,thereareseveralregulationswhichrequiretobeobserved。Theroundtableonwhichitisplayedhasadeeplybevellededge,whichisintendedtopreventthedicefromlandingonthefloor,whichwouldbenothrow。Again,ifeitherdieafterhavinglefttheboxshouldstrikeanyobjectonthetable(suchasaman’selboworstick)exceptMONEY,itwouldbecallednothrow。Again,eachplayerhastheprivilegeof"callingdice,"evenwhenthediceareintransitu,which,ifdone,rendersthethrowvoid,andcausesanothersettobehandedtothecasterbythegroom-

porter。Manyaluckycouphasbecomemanquebysomecaptiousplayerexercisingthisprivilege,andmanyanangryrencontrehasensuedbetweentheofficiousmeddlerandthedisappointedcaster,whofindsthathehasnickedhismaintonoadvantage。Sometimesonedieremainsintheboxaftertheotherhasbeenlanded;thenthecastermayeitherthrowitquickly,ormaytantalizethoseinterestedintheeventbygentlycoaxingitfromthebow。Ifonedielandsonthetopofanother,itisremovedbythegroom-porteranddeclaredathrow。

’SomethirtyyearsagoEnglishHazardwasafavouritegameinIreland,andDublincouldboastofthreeorfourhellsdoingabrisktrade。Themostfrequentedandlongestestablishedwascalled"TheCoalHole,"beingsituatedonthecoalquay。Here,atanyhouraftermidnight,amotleycompanymightbeseen,eachindividual,however,wellknowntotheporter,whojealouslyscannedhisfeaturesbeforedrawingbackthenoiselessboltswhichsecuredthedoor。Theprofessionalgamblertryingtolivebyhiswinnings,thefashionableswellfinishinghisroundofexcitement,thestrugglingtradesmanhopingtoavertimpendingbankruptcy,theprize-fighter,and,moreconspicuousthanany,thekeen-eyedusurerwithhisrollofnotesandsheafofbillstamps,weretobefoundthere。Manystrangesceneshaveoccurredinthishouse,somefollowedbytragicconsequencestoopainfultorelate,othersridiculousandamusing。Hereitwasthatanangrycaster,havinglosthislastsovereignandhistemper,alsoplacedhisblackhatinthecentreofthetable,sworethatitwaswhite,andfindingnoonedisposedtodisputehisaccuracy,flunghimselffromtheroom,andenabledthenextplayerwhohadwonsolargelyandsmiledsogood-humouredlytotaketheboxinturn。Butfortunedesertedhimalso,andlefthimpenniless,when,glaringsavagelyroundtheroom,andstrikingthetableviolently,hethunderedforththeinquiry,"Wherewastherascalwhosaidhishatwaswhite?"Itwasherealso(althoughthevenuehasbeenchangedbystory-mongers)thatawell-knownfrequenterofthehouse,asportingM。P。,ononeoccasiondroppedonthe’doororinthepassageabank-notewithoutdiscoveringhislosstillhehadreachedhome。Onthenexteveninghereturnedtoinquireforitinaforlorn-hopespirit,whenthefollowingconversationtookplacebetweenhimandtheporter:——

"M。P。Ithink,Simpson,Idroppedanoteherelastnight——didyouseeit?

"Porter。Shure,then,monyanotewasdroppedherebesideyours。

"M。P。Ah!butImeanoutofmypocket。Ididnotloseitatplay。ItwasforL20,oneofBall’sBank,andveryold。"

’Hereupontheporterbroughtthesenatorintoacorner,fumbledthenoteoutofhisfob,and,placingitinhishands,whispered,"Shure,Iknowit’syours,andhereitis;but(lookingcautiouslyround)wasn’titluckythatnoneofthejintleminfoundit?"

’AnotherestablishmentmuchpatronizedinthosedayswasinNassauStreet,whereearlyintheeveningunlimitedLoo,neverunder"threeandthree,"sometimes"sixandsix,"mightbeindulgedin,whilealittlelaterRouletteformedtheattractionofanadjacentroom,andstilllateratnightallflockeddown-

stairstothehotsupperandrattlingEnglishHazard。ForoneortwoseasonsStStephen’sGreenlentoneofitslordlymansions,formerlytheresidenceofacruelandwittyLordChiefJustice,tothevotariesoffortune;hereeverythingwasdoneingrandstyle,withgildedsaloons,obsequiouswaiters,andchampagnesuppers。Allthishaslongsincebecomematterofthepast,anditwouldnowpuzzlethekeenestdetectivetofindthetraceevenofasilverhellintheIrishcapital。Noonewillbehardyenoughtodefendtheviceofgambling,butsomehaveargued,andnotwithouttruth,thatifamanwillplayitisfarbetterforhimtoindulgethepropensityatHombourgorBaden,wherehecannotlosemoremoneythanhehaswithhim,thantodosointhecozyclub-roomofaprivate"salon,"whereindulgentfriendsmaytempthimtobecomebankruptnotonlyinfortunebutinreputation。’

Passingoverotherlessimportantgames,calledBiribi,andKraps(playedwithdice),wecometoPasse-Dix,whichseemstodemandsomenotice。

PASSE-DIX。

Thisgame,consideredthemostancientofallgamesofchance,issaidtohaveactuallybeenmadeuseofbytheexecutionersatthecrucifixionofourSaviour,whenthey’partedhisgarments,castinglots,’Matt。xxvii。35。

Itisplayedwiththreedice。Thereisalwaysabanker,andthenumberofplayersisunlimited。Eachgamesterholdstheboxbyturns,andtheotherplayersfollowhischance;everytimehethrowsapointUNDERtenhe,aswellastheotherplayers,losestheentirestakes,whichgotothebanker。EverytimehethrowsapointABOVEten(orPASSESTEN——whencethenameofthegame),thebankermustdoubletheplayer’sstakesandthestakesofallthosewhohaveriskedtheirmoneyonthesamechance。Whenthegameisplayedbymanytogether,eachgamesterisbankerinhisturn。

PUT。

Thiswasanddoubtlessstillisthespecialcard-gameofourLondonsharpers。Manyofthesearemenwhohaverunthroughafortuneintheearlypartoftheirlives,byassociatingwithgamblersandsharpers,setupforthemselves,sethonourandconscienceatdefiance,becomeblacklegs,andarescoutedoutofeventhegambler’scompany;and,asalastresource,areobligedtoresorttolowpot-houses,robbingthepoorestandmostignorantofsociety。

Behindthedupetherestoodaconfederatesharper,lookingoverthenovice’shand,andtellinghisopponent,byhisfingers,whatcardsheholds——hencehewassaidtoworkthetelegraph,ofwhichmoreinthesequel。Anotherconfederatepliedthenovicewithdrink。

’ThegameofPutisplayedwithanentirepackofcards,generallybytwo,andsometimesbyfourpersons。Atthisgamethecardsrankdifferentlyfromallothers;atreybeingthebest,thenatwo,thenanace,thentheking,queen,&c。Thegameconsistsoffivepoints。Thepartiescutfordeal,asinWhist。Thedealismadebygivingthreecards,oneatatime,toeachplayer。Thenon-dealerthenexamineshiscards,andifhethinksthembad,heisatlibertytoPUTthemuponthepack,andhisadversaryscoresonepointtohisgame。This,however,shouldneverbedone。Eitherpartysaying——"Iput,"thatis,I

play,cannotretract,butmustabidetheeventofthegame,orpaythestakes。

’TheTHREEbeingthebestcard,ifthesharpercanmakecertainofhavingathreeeverytimehisopponentdeals,hemusthaveconsiderablythebestofthegame;andthisiseffectedasfollows:——thesharperplacesathreeunderneathanoldgentleman(acardsomewhatlargerandthickerthantherestofthepack),anditdoesnotsignifyhowmuchhisopponentshufflesthepack,itisaboutfivetoonethathedoesnotdisturbtheOLD

GENTLEMANorthethree。Thesharperthencutsthecards,whichhedoesbyfeelingfortheoldgentleman;thethreebeingthenthetopcard,itisdealttothesharperbyhisopponent。Thatisonewayofsecuringathree,andthisaloneisquitesufficienttomakeacertaintyofwinning。’[67]

[67]DoingsinLondon。

CROSSANDPILE。

CrossandPile,socalledbecauseancientlyEnglishcoinswerestampedononesidewithacross,nowbearsthenames,HeadandTail,andisapastimewellknownamongthelowestandmostvulgarclassesofthecommunity,andtowhomitisnowconfined;

formerly,however,itheldahigherrankandwasintroducedatCourt。EdwardII。waspartialtothisandotherfrivolousdiversions,andspentmuchofhistimeinthepursuitofthem。

Inoneofhiswardrobe’rolls,’oraccounts,wefindthefollowingentries——’Item,paidtoHenry,theking’sbarber,formoneywhichhelenttothekingtoplayatCrossandPile,fiveshillings。Item,paidtoPiresBernard,usheroftheking’schamber,moneywhichhelenttheking,andwhichhelostatCrossandPile;toMonsieurRobertWartewille,eight-pence。’

Ahalf-pennyisnowgenerallyusedinplayingthisgame;butanyothercoinwithaheadimpressedwillanswerthepurpose。Onepersontossesthehalf-pennyupandtheothercriesatpleasureHEADorTAIL,andlosesaccordingtotheresult。

CrossandPileisevidentlyderivedfromtheGreekpastimecalledOstraKinda,playedbytheboysofancientGreece。Havingprocuredashell,theysmeareditoverwithpitchononesideandlefttheothersidewhite。Aboytossedupthisshell,andhisantagonistcalledwhiteorblack,[68]ashethoughtproper,andhissuccesswasdeterminedbythewhiteorblackpartoftheshellbeinguppermost。

[68]IntheGreek,nuxkaihmera,thatis,’nightandday。’

ItisthefavouritegameoftheboysofLondonandthevicinity,now,however,considerably,ifnotentirely,discontinuedthroughthevigilanceofthepoliceandtheseverityofthemagistrates。

Notlongago,however,IwitnessedasadandstrikingsceneofitatTwickenham。ItwasonaSundaymorning。Severalboyssurroundedtwoplayers,oneofthelatterbeingabout14yearsofage,welldressed,andtheotherofabout10years,allintattersandshoeless。Theyoungerurchinhadalongrunofgoodluck,whereathisantagonistexhibitedmuchannoyance,swearingintemperately。Atlength,however,hisluckchangedinturn,andhewentonwinninguntiltheformerrefusedtoplayanylonger,saying——’There,you’vegotbackallIwonfromyou。’Thebiggerboybecameenragedatthisrefusaltocontinuetheplay,andseemedinclinedtoresorttofisticuff,butIinterposedandputastoptotheaffray。Ithenquestionedtheelderboy,andgatheredfromhimthatheplayedasoftenashecould,sometimeswinningorlosingfromeighttotenshillings。’Anddoyougenerallywin?wasmynextquestion。’’No,sir,’hereplied,’I

oftenerlose。’Ishudderedtoconjecturewhatwouldbethefutureofthisboy。ThewordofwarningIgavehimwasreceivedwithashrugoftheshoulder,andhewalkedoffwiththegreatestunconcern。

THIMBLE-RIG。

Allraces,fairs,andothersuchconglomerationsofthosewhomHeavenhadblessedwithmoremoneythanwit,usedtobefrequentedbyminormembersof’TheFancy,’whoaretechnicallycalledflat-catchers,andwhopickedupaveryprettylivingbyaquickhand,arattlingtongue,adealboard,threethimbles,andapepper-corn。ThegametheyplayedwiththesethreecuriousarticlesisasortofLilliputiangameatcupsandballs;andthebeautyofitliesindexterouslyseemingtoplacethepepper-cornunderoneparticularthimble,gettingagreentobetthatitwasthere,andthenwinninghismoneybyshowingthatitisnot。

Everyoperatoratthisgamewasattendedbycertainofhisfriendscalledeggersandbonnetters——theeggersto’egg’onthegreenonestobet,bybettingthemselves;andthebonnettersto’bonnet’anygreenonewhomighthappentowin——thatistosay,toknockhishatoverhiseyes,whilsttheoperatorandtheothersboltedwiththestakes。

Someyearsagoacuriouscasewastried,exemplifyingthemodeofprocedure。AFrenchman,M。Panchaud,wasatAscotRaces,andhetheresawthedefendantandseveralother’gentlemen’bettingaway,andapparentlywinning’lotsofsovereigns,’atoneofthesesamethimble-rigs。’Tryyourluck,gentlemen,’criedtheoperator;’I’llbetanygentlemananything,fromhalf-a-crowntofivesovereigns,thathedoesn’tnamethethimbleascoversthecorn!’M。Panchaudbettedhalf-a-crown——wonit;bettedasovereign——wonit;bettedasecondsovereign——LOSTit。’Tryyourluck,gentlemen!’criedtheoperatoragain,shiftinghisthimblesandpepper-cornabouttheboard,hereandthereandeverywhereinamoment;andthisdone,heofferedM。Panchaudabetoffivesovereignsthathecouldnot’namethethimblewhatcoveredthecorn。’’Bethim!Bethim!Whydon’tyoubethim?’saidthedefendant(alandlord),nudgingM。Panchaudontheelbow;andM。

Panchaud,convincedinhis’ownbreast’thatheknewtherightthimble,said——’IshallbettayoufivesovereignifyouwillnottouchdetimblesagaintillIname。’’Done!’criedtheoperator;

andM。PanchaudwasDONE——for,layingdownhisL10note,itwascaughtupbySOMEBODY,theboardwasupset,theoperatorandhisfriendsvanished’likeaflashoflightning,’andM。Panchaudwasleftfullofamazement,butwithemptypockets,withthedefendantstandingbyhisside。’Theyareasetofrascals!’

saidthedefendant;’butdon’tfret,myfinefellow!I’lltakeyoutosomebodythatshallsoongetyourmoneyagain;andsosayingheledhimoffinadirectionthusdescribedincourtbythefleecedFrenchman——’YoutookemetheWRONGway!Thethievesranoneway,andyoutookmetheother,youknow,ahah!Youknowwhatyouareabout——youtookmetheWRONGWAY——ahah!’

CHAPTERXI。

COCK-FIGHTING。

Cock-fightingisapracticeofhighantiquity,likemanyotherdetestableandabominablethingsthatstillclingtooursocialfabric。ItwasmuchinvogueinGreeceandtheadjacentisles。

TherewasanannualfestivalatAthenscalled’TheCock-

fighting,’institutedbyThemistoclesattheendofthePersianwar,underthefollowingcircumstances。WhenThemistocleswasleadinghisarmyagainstthePersians,hesawsomecocksfighting;hehaltedhistroops,lookedon,andsaid:——’Theseanimalsfightneitherforthegodsoftheircountry,norforthemonumentsoftheirancestors,norforglory,norforfreedom,norfortheirchildren,butforthesakeofvictory,andinorderthatonemaynotyieldtotheother;’andfromthistopicheinspiritedtheAthenians。Afterhisvictoriousreturn,asanactofgratitudeforthisaccidentaloccasionofinspiringhistroopswithcourage,heinstitutedtheabovefestival,’inorderthatwhatwasanincitementtovalouratthattimemightbeperpetuatedasanencouragementtothelikebraveryhereafter。’

Onecannothelpsmilingatthesenaivestoriesoftheancientstoaccountfortheirmightiestresults。Onlythinkofanymodernwarriorhaltinghistroopstomakeuseofacock-fightforthepurposeofinspiritingthemtovictory!

OnoneoccasionduringthePeninsularwar,whenanimportantpointwastobecarriedbyassault,theofficerswererequiredtosaysomethingencouragingtotheirmen,inordertobracethemupfortheencounter;butwhilstthemajorityoftheformerrecalledtheremembranceofpreviousvictories,anIrishcaptaincontentedhimselfwithexclaiming——’Now,mylads,youseethosefellowsupthere。Well,ifyoudon’tkillTHEM,SHUREthey’llkillYOU。

That’sall!’Struckwiththecomicoriginalityofthisaddress,themenrushedforwardwithalaughandashout,carryingallbeforethem。

AmongtheancientGreeksthecockwassacredtoApollo,Mercury,andaesculapius,onaccountofhisvigilance,inferredfromhisearlyrising——thenaturalconsequenceofhis’earlytobed’——andalsotoMars,onaccountofhismagnanimousanddaringspirit。

Itseems,then,thatatfirstcock-fightingwaspartlyareligious,andpartlyapolitical,institutionatAthens;andwastherecontinued——accordingtotheabovelegend——forthepurposeofcherishingtheseedsofvalourinthemindsofyouth;butthatitwasafterwardsabusedandperverted,boththereandinotherpartsofGreece,bybeingmadeacommonpastime,andappliedtothepurposeofgamblingjustasitwas(andisstillsecretly)

practisedinEngland。AnAtticlawranasfollows——’Letcocksfightpubliclyinthetheatreonedayintheyear。’[69]

[69]Pegge,inArchoeologia,quotingaelian,Columella,&c。

Astocock-fightingatRome,Pegge,inthesamework,giveshisopinion,thatitwasnotcustomarytheretillverylate;butthatquailsweremorepittedagainsteachotherforgamblingpurposesthancocks。ThisopinionseemsconfirmedbythethankfulnessexpressedbythegoodAntoninus——’thathehadimbibedsuchdispositionsfromhispreceptor,ashadpreventedhimfrombreedingquailsforthefight。’

’Onecannotbutregret,’wrotePeggein1775,’thatacreaturesousefulandsonobleasthecockshouldbesoenormouslyabusedbyus。ItistruethemassacreofShroveTuesdayseemsinadecliningway,andinafewyears,itistobehoped,willbetotallydisused;butthecock-pitstillcontinuesareproachtothehumanityofEnglishmen。ItisunknowntomewhenthepitchedbattlefirstenteredEngland;butitwasprobablybroughthitherbytheRomans。ThebirdwasherebeforeCaesar’sarrival;butnonoticeofhisfightinghasoccurredtomeearlierthanthetimeofWilliamFitz-Stephen,whowrotetheLifeofArchbishopBecket,sometimeinthereignofHenryII。Williamdescribesthecockingasthesportofschool-boysonShroveTuesday。"Everyyear,onthedaywhichiscalledCarnelevaria(Carnival)——tobeginwiththesportsoftheLondonboys,——forwehaveallbeenboys——alltheboysarewonttocarrytotheirschoolmastertheirfighting-cocks,andthewholeoftheforenoonismadeaholidayfortheboystoseethefightsoftheircocksintheirschoolrooms。"Thetheatre,itseems,wastheirschool,andthemasterwasthecontrolleranddirectorofthesport。Fromthistimeatleastthediversion,howeverabsurd,andevenimpious,wascontinuedamongus。’

’Althoughdisapprovedofbymany,andprohibitedbylaw,cock-

fightingcontinuedinvogue,patronizedevenbyroyalty,andcommonlycalled"theroyaldiversion。"StJames’sPark,which,inthetimeofHenryVIII。,belongedtotheAbbotofWestminster,wasboughtbythatmonarchandconvertedintoapark,atenniscourt,andacockpit,whichwassituatedwhereDowningStreetnowis。Theparkwasapproachedbytwonoblegates,anduntiltheyear1708theCock-pitGate,whichopenedintothecourtwhereQueenAnnelived,wasstanding。Itwassurmountedwithloftytowersandbattlements,andhadaportcullis,andmanyrichdecorations。WestminsterGate,theotherentrance,wasdesignedbyHansHolbein,andsomeforeignarchitectdoubtlesserectedtheCockpitGate。Thesceneofthecrueldiversionofcock-fightingwas,however,obliteratedbeforeAnne’stime,andthepalace,whichwasalargerangeofapartmentsandofficesreachingtotheriver,extendedoverthatspace。’[69]

[69]Wharton,QueensofSociety。

Cock-fightingwasthefavouriteamusementofJamesI。,inwhosereigntherewerecock-pitsinStJames’sPark,DruryLane,TuftonStreet,ShoeLane,andJermynStreet。Therewasacock-pitinWhitehall,erectedforthemoremagnificentexhibitionofthesport;andthepresentroominWestminsterinwhichherMajesty’sPrivyCouncilholdtheirsittings,iscalledtheCock-pit,fromitsbeingthesiteoftheveritablearenaofold。

Cock-fightingwasprohibitedbyoneofOliver’sactsin1654;butwiththereturnofCharlesandhisprofligacy,thesportagainflourishedinEngland。Pepysoftenalludestoitinhis’Diary。’

Thus,Dec。21,1663,hewrites:——

’ToShoeLane,toseeacocke-fightingatanewpitthere,aspotIwasneveratinmylife;but,Lord!toseethestrangevarietyofpeople,fromParliamentman,bynameWildes,thatwasDeputy-

GovernoroftheTowerwhenRobinsonwasLordMayor,tothepoorest’prentices,bakers,brewers,butchers,draymen,andwhatnot;andallthesefellowsonewithanothercursingandbetting。

Isoonhadenoughofit。Itisstrangetoseehowpeopleofthispoorrank,thatlookasiftheyhadnotbreadtoputintheirmouths,shallbetthreeorfourpoundsatatime,andloseit,andyetbetasmuchthenextbattle;sothatoneofthemwillloseL10orL20atameeting。’

Again,April6,1668:——

’ItothenewCocke-pitbytheking’sgate,andtheresawthemannerofit,andthemixedrabbleofpeoplethatcamethither,andsawtwobattlesofcockes,whereinisnogreatsport;butonlytoconsiderhowthesecreatures,withoutanyprovocation,dofightandkilloneanother,andaimonlyatoneanother’sheads!’

Uptothemiddleofthe18thcenturycock-fightingwas’alltherage’inEngland。’Cocking,’saysawriterofthetime,’isasportorpastimesofullofdelightandpleasure,thatIknownotanygameinthatrespectwhichistobepreferredbeforeit。’

Thetrainingofthepugnaciousbirdhadnowbecomeasortofart,andthisisascuriousasanythingabouttheold’royaldiversion。’Afewextractsfromatreatiseonthesubjectmaybeinterestingasleavesfromthebookofmannersandcustomsofthegoodoldtimes。

Themostminutedetailsaregivenastotheselectionoffighting-cocks,thebreedingofgamecocks,and’thedietingandorderingacockforbattle。’Underthislastheadweread:——’Inthemorningtakehimoutofthepen,andlethimsparawhilewithanothercock。Sparringisafterthismanner。Covereachofyourcock’sheelswithapairofhotsmadeofbombastedrollsofleather,socoveringthespursthattheycannotbruiseorwoundoneanother,andsosettingthemdownonstrawinaroom,orgreengrassabroad;letthemfightagoodwhile,butbynomeanssufferthemtodrawbloodofoneanother。Thebenefitthataccruesherebyisthis:itheatethandchafeththeirbodies,anditbreakeththefatandglutthatiswithinthem。Havingsparredasmuchasissufficient,whichyoumayknowwhenyouseethempantandgrowweary,thentakethemup,and,takingofftheirhots,givethemadiaphoreticorsweating,afterthismanner。

Youmustputthemindeepstraw-baskets,madeforthispurpose,andfillthesewithstrawhalfway,thenputinyourcocksseverally,andcoverthemoverwithstrawtothetop;thenshutdownthelids,andletthemsweat;butdon’tforgettogivethemfirstsomewhitesugar-candy,choppedrosemary,andbutter,mingledandincorporatedtogether。Letthequantitybeaboutthebignessofawalnut;bysodoingyouwillcleansehimofhisgrease,increasehisstrength,andprolonghisbreath。Towardsfourorfiveo’clockintheeveningtakethemoutoftheirstoves,and,havinglickedtheireyesandheadwithyourtongue,andputthemintotheirpens,andhavingfilledtheirthroatswithsquare-cutmanchet,****therein,andletthemfeedwhilstthe****ishot;forthiswillcausetheirscouringtowork,andwillwonderfullycleansebothheadandbody。’

Waseverpooranimalsubjectedtosuchindignity?Thepreparationoftheotheranimal,thejockey,isnothingtoit。

But,tocontinue:——

’Theseconddayafterhissparring,takeyourcockintoafairgreenclose,and,havingadunghillcockinyourarms,showithim,andthenrunfromhim,thattherebyyoumayenticehimtofollow,permittinghimtohavenowandthenablow,andthuschafehimupanddownabouthalfanhour;whenhebeginstopant,beingwell-heated,takehimupandcarryhimhome,andgivehimthisscouring,&c。’

Thistrainingcontinuedforsixweeks,whichwasconsideredasufficienttimefor’orderingacockforthebattle;’andthen,afterthe’matching,’camethelastpreparationofthepoorbipedfortheterriblefightinwhichhewouldcertainlybeeitherkilledorkillhisantagonist,ifbothwerenotdoomedtobitethedust。Thisconsistedinthefollowingdisfigurementofthebeautifulcreature:——

’Withapairoffinecock-shearscutallhismaneoffcloseintohisneckfromtheheadtothesettingonoftheshoulders:

secondly,clipoffallthefeathersfromthetailclosetohisrump;theredderitappearsthebetteristhecockincondition:

thirdly,takehiswingsandspreadthemforthbythelengthofthefirstrisingfeather,andcliptherestslope-wisewithsharppoints,thatinhisrisinghemaytherewithendangertheeyeofhisadversary;fourthly,scrape,smooth,andsharpenhisspurswithapen-knife;fifthly,andlastly,seethattherebenofeathersonthecrownofhisheadforhisadversarytotakeholdof;then,withyourspittlemoisteninghisheadallover,turnhimintothepitTOMOVETOHISFORTUNE。’

Ishould,perhaps,statethat,insteadofthenaturalspurs,longartificialonesofwell-temperedsteelwerefixedtothecock’sheelsinlatertimes,andthesewerefrequentlydrivenintothebodyofhisantagonistwithsuchvigourthatthetwocockswerespittedtogether,andhadtobeseparated。

Thedreadfulfighthavingcomeoff,thefollowingwasthetreatmentprescribedforthefortunateconqueror。

’Thebattlebeingended,immediatelysearchyourcock’swounds,asmanyasyoucanfind。SUCKthebloodoutofthem;thenwashthemwellwithwarm****,andthatwillkeepthemfromrankling;

afterthisgivehimarollofyourbestSCOURING,andsostovehimupashotasyoucanforthatnight;inthemorning,ifyoufindhisheadswelled,youmustsuckhiswoundsagain,andbathethemwithwarm****;thentakethepowderofherbRobert,andputitintoafinebag,andpouncehiswoundstherewith;afterthis,givehimagoodhandfulofbreadtoeatoutofwarm****,andsoputhimintothestoveagain,andlethimnotfeeltheairtilltheswellingbefallen。’

Acocksometimestookalongtimetorecoverfromhiswounds——as,indeed,maybewellsupposedfromtheterrible’punishment’whichhenecessarilyreceived;andsoourprofessorgoesontosay:——

’Ifafteryouhaveputoutyourwoundedcocktotheirwalks,andvisitingthemamonthortwoafter,youfindabouttheirheadanyswollenbunches,hardandblackishatoneend,youmaythenconcludethatinsuchbunchesthereareunsoundcores,whichmustbeopenedandcrushedoutwithyourthumbs;andafterthis,youmustsuckoutthecorruption,andfillingtheholesfulloffreshbutter,youneednotdoubtacure。’

Apoeticaldescriptionofacock-fight,byDrR。Wild,writtenatthecommencementofthelastcentury,willgiveanideaofthe’diversion。’

’Nosoonerwerethedoubtfulpeopleset,Thematchmadeup,andallthatwouldhadbet,Butstraighttheskilfuljudgesoftheplay;

Broughtforththeirsharp-heel’dwarriors,andtheyWerebothinlinnenbags——asif’tweremeet,Beforetheydied,tohavetheirwinding-sheet。

Intothepitthey’rebrought,andbeingthere,Uponthestage,theNorfolkChanticleerLooksstoutlyathisne’erbeforeseenfoe,Andlikeachallengerbegantocrow,Andclaphiswings,asifhewoulddisplayHiswarlikecolours,whichwereblackandgrey。

’Meantime,thewaryWisbichwalksandbreathesHisactivebody,andinfurywreathesHiscomelycrest,andoftenwithasound,Hewhetshisangrybeakupontheground。

Thisdone,theymeet,notlikethatcowardbreedOfAesop;thesecanbetterfightthanfeed:

Theyscornthedunghill;’tistheironlyprizeTODIGFORPEARLSWITHINEACHOTHER’SEYES。

’Theyfoughtsonimblythat’twashardtoknow,E’entotheskill’d,whethertheyfoughtorno;

IfthatthebloodwhichdyedthefatalfloorHadnotbornewitnessof’t。Yetfoughttheymore;

AsifeachwoundwerebutaspurtoprickTheirfuryforward。Lightning’snotmorequick,Orred,thanweretheireyes:’twashardtoknowWhether’twasbloodorangermadethemso。

I’msuretheyhadbeenouthadtheynotstoodMoresafebybeingfencedinwithblood。

Thustheyviedblows;butyet(alas!)atlength,Altho’theircouragewasfulltried,theirstrengthAndbloodbegantoebb。

Theirwings,whichlatelyateachblowtheyclapp’d(Asiftheydidapplaudthemselves),nowflapp’d。

Andhavinglostth’advantageoftheheel,Drunkwitheachother’sblood,theyonlyreel。

FromeithereyessuchdropsofblooddidfallAsiftheyweptthemfortheirfuneral。

Andyettheyfainwouldfight;theycamesonear,Methoughttheymeantintoeachother’searTOWHISPERWOUNDS;andwhentheycouldnotrise,Theylayandlook’dblowsintoeachother’seyes。

Butnowthetragicpart!Afterthisfit,WhenNorfolkcockhadgotthebestofit,AndWisbichlayadying,sothatnone,Tho’sober,butmightventureSeventoOne;

Contracting,likeadyingtaper,allHisstrength,intendingwiththeblowtofall,Hestrugglesup,andhavingtakenwind,Venturesablow,andstrikestheotherblind!

’AndnowpoorNorfolk,havinglosthiseyes,Fightsonlyguidedbyantipathies:

Withhim,alas!theproverbholdsnottrue——

Theblowshiseyesne’ersawhisheartmostrue。

Atlength,bychance,hestumbledonhisfoe,Nothavinganypowertostrikeablow。

Hefallsuponhimwithhiswoundedhead,Andmakeshisconqueror’swingshisfeather-bed;

Wherelyingsick,hisfriendswereverycharyOfhim,andfetch’dinhasteaPothecary;

Butallinvain!HisbodydidsoblisterThat’twasincapableofanyglyster;

Wherefore,atlength,openinghisfaintingbill,Hecall’dascriv’nerandthusmadehisWill。

’IMPRIMIS——Letitneverbeforgot,MybodyfreelyIbequeathtoth’pot,Decentlytobeboil’d。

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ITEM:ExecutorsIwillhavenoneButhethatonmysidelaidSeventoOne;

And,likeagentlemanthathemaylive,Tohim,andtohisheirs,myCOMBIgive,Togetherwithmybrains,thatallmayknowThatoftentimeshisbrainsdidusetocrow。

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Tohimthat’sdullIdomySPURSimpart,AndtothecowardIbequeathmyHEART。

Toladiesthatarelight,itismywillMyFEATHERSshallbegiven;andformyBILL

I’dgive’tatailor,butitissoshort,ThatI’mafraidhe’llrathercursemefor’t:

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