第9章

’MANNERSMAKETHEMAN。

MrManners,arelationoftheDukeofRutland,manyyearsago,lostaconsiderablesumtoawell-knowngamester,whosetuphiscarriageinconsequence。Beingatalossforamotto,MrMannerssuggestedthefollowing:——

MANNERSMAKE(S)THEMAN。’

SHARPPRACTICE——NOTBYANATTORNEY。

ThecommandingofficerofaMilitiaregimenthavingpassedaneveningwithseveralofhisofficers,carriedoneofthem,whowasmuchintoxicated,totownwithhim。Howtherestofthenightwaspassedwasnotknown——atleasttotheyoungman;butinthemorningthecolonelslippedintohishandamemorandumofhishavinglosttohimatplayL700——forwhichsumhewasactuallyarrestedONTHEPARADEthesameday,andwascompelledtograntanannuitytoanomineeofthecolonelforL100perannum!

AGAMESTERTOTHEBACK-BONE。

ArchdeaconBrugesmentionsagentlemanwhowassothoroughagamester,thatheleftinhiswillaninjunctionthathisbonesshouldbemadeintodice,andhisskinpreparedsoastobeacoveringfordice-boxes![31]

[31]AsimilaranecdoteisrelatedofaFrenchman。

FOOTE’SWITTICISMS。

Ablackleg,famousfor’coggingadie,’saidthattherehadbeengreatsportatNewmarket。’What!’saidFoote,’Isupposeyouweredetected,andkickedoutoftheHazardroom。’

F——d,theClerkoftheArraigns,broughtoffLookupwhenindictedforperjury。Foote,afterwardsplayingwithhimatWhist,said,’F——d,youcandoanything,afterbringingofLookup。Idon’twonderyouholdthirteentrumpsinyourhand。Theleasthecoulddowastoteachyouthe"longshuffle"foryourservices。’

TheRev。DrDoddwasaveryunluckygamester,andreceivedaguineatoforfeittwentyifheeverplayedagainaboveaguinea。

This,amonggamblers,istermedbeingTIEDUP。WhenthedoctorwasexecutedforforgeryagentlemanobservedtoFoote——’I

supposethedoctorislaunchedintoeternitybythistime。’’Howso?’saidFoote,’hewasTIEDUPlongago。’

EFFECTOFASEVERELOSSATPLAY。

LordC——lostonenightL33,000toGeneralScott。Theamiablepeer,however,benefitedbytheseverelesson,andresolvedneveragaintolosemorethanonehundredatasitting!Heissaidtohavestrictlykepthisresolve。

PADDY’SDECISION。

SomegamblersdupingacountryfellowatthegamecalledPut,inapublic-housenearStPancras,oneofthemappealedtoanIrishmanwhowaslookingonwhetherhehadnotTHREETREYSINHIS

HAND?’Youhadallthat,’saidPaddy;’andwhat’smore,IsawyouTAKETHEMALLoutofyourpocket。’

GAMBLINGCAUSEDBYGRIEF。

TheHonourableJesseAnker,inordertodissipatethegloomoccasionedbythelossofhiswife,whomhepassionatelyloved,hadrecoursetogaming,bywhich,atdifferenttimes,helostconsiderablesums,butnotsoastoinjurehisproperty,whichwasverylarge,inanymaterialdegree。Theremedydidnotproveeffectual;heshothimselfathislodgingsatBath。

AGAMBLER’SEXCUSEFORNOTBEINGASECONDINADUEL。

Agentlemanwhohadbeencalledout,appliedtoafriendwhohadwonalargesumofmoneytobehissecond。’Mydearfriend,’

answeredthegamester,’Iwonfifteenhundredguineaslastnight,andshallcutapoorfigureatfightingto-day;butifyouapplytothepersonIwonthemof,hewillfightlikeadevil,forhehasnotafarthingleft。’

’MOREFORTUNATE。’

LordMarkStairandLordStairwereatplayinacoffee-house,whenastrangeroverlookedthegame,anddisturbedthemwithquestions。LordMarksaid——’Letusthrowdicetoseewhichofusshallpinkthisimpudentfellow。’LordStairwon。Theotherexclaimed——’Ah!Stair,Stair!youhavebeenalwaysmorefortunateinlifethanI。’

CAPTAINROCHE。

CaptainRoche,aliasTyger,aliasSavageRoche,whostuckhisgamingcompanion’shandtothetablewithaforkforconcealingacardunderit,happenedtobeattheBedfordBilliard-table,whichwasextremelycrowded。Rochewasknockingtheballsaboutwithhiscue,andMajorWilliamson,anothercelebrity,withwhomhewasengagedonbusiness,desiredhimtoleaveoff,ashehinderedgentlemenfromplaying。’Gentlemen?’sneeringlyexclaimedRoche;’why,major,exceptyouandme(andtwoorthreemore)thereisnotagentlemanintheroom——therestareallblacklegs。’

Onleavingtheplace,themajorexpressedhisastonishmentathisrudeness,andwondered,outofsonumerousacompany,itwasnotresented。’Oh,sir,’saidRoche,’therewasnofearofthat;

therewasnotathiefintheroomwhodidnotsupposehimselfoneof"thetwoorthreegentlemen"Imentioned。’

FAROATROUTS。

ThefollowingadvertisementappearedintheCouriernewspaperin1794:——

’AsFaroisthemostfashionablecirculargameinthehauttoninexclusionofmelancholyWhist,andtopreventacompanybeingcantonedintoseparateparties,agentlemanofunexceptionablecharacterwill,oninvitation,dohimselfthehonourtoattendtheroutofanylady,nobleman,orgentleman,withaFaroBankandFund,adequatetothestyleofplay,from500to2000

guineas。

’Address,G。A。,byletter,tobeleftatMrHarding’s,Piccadilly,nearlyoppositeBondStreet。

’N。B——Thisadvertisementwillnotappearagain。’

PROSPECTOFL5200PERANNUMFROMACAPITALOFL2000。

ThefollowingadvertisementappearedintheMorningChroniclein1817:——

’AnypersonwhocancommandTwoThousandPoundsinreadymoney,mayadvanceitinaspeculationwhichwillrealizeatleastL100

perweek,andperhapsnotrequiretheadvanceofaboveonehalfthemoney。Thepersonalattendanceofthepartyengagingisrequisite;buttherewillbenooccasionforarticlesofpartnership,oranyestablishment,astheprofitsmaybedivideddaily。’

OFWHATTRADEISAGAMING-HOUSEKEEPER?

AtaWestminsterelectionthekeeperofanotoriousgaminghouseinStAnn’sparishwasasked,asusual,whathistradewas,when,afteralittlehesitation,hesaid,’Iamanivoryturner。’

THEGAMEPLAYEDINTHECOURTOFCHANCERY。

MrsLaw,executrixofGeorgeLaw,lateproprietoroftheSmyrnaCoffeeHouse,StJames’sStreet,in1807,found,amongherhusband’spapers,severalnotesandmemorandaofmoneyadvancedtoaMrNelthorpe,whichsheputinsuit。Thelatterallegedthattheywereforgamblingpurposes,andcalledMrsLawtosaywhetherherhusbanddidnotkeepacommongamblinghouse;andhiscounselcontendedthatitwasclearthenoteswereforgamingtransactions,BECAUSEtheywerefor100GUINEAS,200GUINEAS,andsoon——disdainingthevulgarenumerationofpounds。ButthelordchancellorsaidthatTHEGAMEPLAYEDINTHECOURTOFCHANCERY——asfarascounselwasconcerned——wasforGUINEAS。

THEORIGINALOFARECENTPROPOSAL。

Notlongsinceanadvertisementappeared,andwasnoticedbyseveralofthepapers,purportingtoenableanypersontorealizealargefortunebyasmalladvancetotheadvertiser。ItwillreadilybeseenthatthefollowingistheORIGINALofthescheme,putforthintheMorningChronicle,in1818:——

’ImportantOffer。Agentlemanofrespectabilityhasdiscoveredamethodofwinningatanygameofchance,fairlyandhonourably,toacertainty,byamethodhithertounknown;——hewillSELLTHE

SECRETforaconsideration,ortreatwithagentlemanabletojoinhimwithacapitalofL300,bywhichafortunemaybemade;

ineithercasehewillengagewithonepersononly。Thiswillbefoundwellworththeattentionofamemberofthesuperiorclubs。

****Nopersonalapplicationwillbeanswered。’

GAMEANDGAMBLING。

Agentlemancelebratedforhisquicknessatrepartee,wheninformedthatayoungnoblemanofhisacquaintance(remarkablyfondofafashionablegame)hadshotanimmensenumberofRED

partridges,andalsooftheBLACKgame,whichaboundedonhisestates,replied——’Iamnotintheleastsurprised;hewasatalltimes,EVENWHENINLONDON,devotedlyattachedtotheGAMEOF

ROUGEETNOIR。’

CATCHINGATARTAR。

’Myskillatbilliards,’saysaconfessinggamester,’gavemeasuperiorityovermostImetwith。Icouldalsohidemyskillverydexterously,whichisgenerallyfoundaworkofgreatdifficulty,andjudiciouslywinningorlosing,Icontrivedtomakeitanswermypurpose,——untiloneday,goingtoatablewhichIwasverymuchinthepracticeoffrequenting,andwherenoonewasthenengaged,Iwasinvitedbyastrangertoplay。I

acceptedtheinvitationforasmallstake,andwonveryeasily,somuchso,thatoncommencinganewgameIofferedtogivehimsix,toplaceusmoreonanequality。Heacceptediteagerly,butitproducedhimnobenefit;heplayedsobadly,andmanagedbothhiscueandmacesoawkwardly——forImadenoobjectiontohischangingthemasoftenashepleased——that,playingverycarelessly,Icouldnotavoidbeatinghim。Wecontinuedincreasingthestakeseverysuccessivegame;moneyseemedofnovaluetohim;heappearedtohaveplenty,andlostitwithaspiritthattoldmeIhadgotholdofanexcellentsubject,whocouldpaymewellforbeatinghim。Ididnotwishtowintoopalpably,andthereforekeptincreasingtheadvantageIyieldedhim,tillitamountedtosixteen。HenowproposedmakingthebetONEHUNDREDPOUNDS,andthatIshouldgivehimeighteen。Hiseagerness,aswellasthemannerinwhichhehandledhistools,convincedmeofhisinexperience,andIacceptedtheproposal;——but,tomysurprise,hewonthegame。Helaughedsoheartilyattheevent,andconductedhimselfsoextravagantly,thatIfeltpersuadedthethingwasaccidental。Heproposeddoublingthestakes,whichIrefused;yetIagreedtoplayhimforthesamesumasbefore,butgivinghimonlyfourteen。Bysomechancehewonagain;andthenIdeclinedplayinganymore;

buthepushedmesohard,andofferedtoplaytheevengameratherthanIshouldgiveover,thatIwasinducedtoyield。Hedeclaredhedidnotwantmymoney,andwishedtogivemeanopportunityofrecoveringit。Itwasthedepthofartifice,andIdiscoveredittoolate。Hewon……andIhadnomoneytopay!Oneofthebystanderstookpartwithhim;mycasedidnotinviteorinterestanyonetostandbyme。Iwastreatedwithgreatindignity;andthoughIgaveupmywatchandeveryarticleofvalueIpossessed,yetIwasnotallowedtodepartwithoutveryillusage。Ihadtransgressedthelawsofgaming,bybettingafterIhadceasedtobeabletopay;butIhadsoconfidentlyfeltthatIhadmyantagonistinmyownpower,thatI

consideredthestakeasmyownassoonasthebetwasmade。TheinjuriesIreceivedwereverysevere,andconfinedmetomybedforseveraldays。’[32]

[32]ConfessionsofaGamester。

ThesplendidandfascinatinggameofBilliardsseemstohavebeenanEnglishinvention;anditbecamegreatlyinvogueduringthereignofLouisXIV。ofFrance,towhomitwasrecommendedbyhisphysiciansasanexerciseaftermeals。

ItissaidthatChamillard,whoplayedwiththeking,entirelyowedhispoliticalfortunetotheskillwhichhedisplayedinthisgame。Billiardshasnotasyetbeenplaced,likeskittlesandbowls,undertheinterdictofthepoliceauthorities,anditisdifficulttoseehowtheycouldventureuponsotremendousanexperiment。Thegameseemstobemoreinvoguethanever,anddoubtlessheavysumsarelostandwonatit。Billiardmatcheshaveduringthelastthreeyearsbecomequiteoneofthewinterexhibitions,andparticularlythisseasonhavethepublicshowntheirtasteforthegame。Perhapstheextraordinaryperformancesofsomeofthefirst-classcueistshavestirreduptheshadesofKentfield’sdays,hishomelygameofcannonsofflistcushionsandgently-playedstrengthstrokes;orbychancethosethatfavourMarden’sstyle,hislosinghazardsandforcinghalfballs,haverevivedoncemore,andweyearnwithwondertoseethegreatspotstrokesofthepresentage,whenasmanyredhazardscanbescoredinonebreakasweremadeinoldentimesinanevening’splay。AtthepresenttimeRoberts,sen。,mayclaimthehonourinthebilliardworldofhavingbroughtthespotstroketolight:hehasmadenolessthan104consecutivehazardsinonebreak,anduptothepresentwinterthatwonderfulperformancestoodunparalleled。Cook,however,veryrecentlyinanexhibitionmatchwithJ。Bennett,scoredthespothazardnolessthan119

times,making388offtheballs,thebiggestbreakonrecord。

Suchfeatsasthese,supplementedbythebutlittleinferiorplayofRoberts,jun。,andBennett,havedonemorethanexcitesurprise,andhavecausedoldheadscarefullytolookintothestyleofplayof1869andtoponderthereon。Itappearsthattheyaffirm,andnotwithoutreason,thatmuchofthesuccessofthespotstrokearisesfromthepositionofthespotbeingfurtherfromthetopcushionthanformerly,andbythismeansnotonlyistheangleofthestriker’sballforpositionmadeeasier,byagreaterscopeforscreworside,butthemouthofthepocketsthemselvesareeasierofaccess;andthechanceofawobbleallbutavoided。Billiardplayersandtablemakersshouldmeetandarrangearegularstandardsizefortablepocketsandballs,withthespotsatregulatedpositions。Weshouldthenbeabletocomparemeritswithgreatercertainty,andsuchterriblescoreswouldnottroublethemarkers。

Asahealthfulexercise,andinitstendencytopromotethephysicaldevelopmentofthebody,thegameofBilliardsisunsurpassed;butitismuchtoberegrettedthatitisgenerally-

playedinill-ventilatedandcrowdedrooms,oftenreekingwiththepestilentialfumesoftobacco,andnotwithouttheadjunctoffrequentalcoholicpotations。Moreover,therecanbenodoubtthatmanymoderninstancesofbilliardsharpingoccur,suchasI

havejustquoted,inwhichtheunwaryareunscrupulously’fleeced。’Iknowofseveral。

’NOTKNOWINGYOURMAN。’

AcertainhighmilitarycharactersatdowntoplaywithaRussianprince,whointroducedloadeddice。ThetravelledEnglishmanlosteverybet;fortheRussiannevermissedhissevenoreleven,andmodestlythrewonlytentimes。Thesupposedpigeonthentookuptheboxwithfairdice;and,havinglearnedto’secure,’[33]

calleddifferentmainsatpleasure;threwsixteentimes;wonallthearistocrat’smoney,andwishedhimgoodnight。Suchistheeffectofnotknowingyourman!

[33]Thistermmeansmakingsureofwhatyouthrow。

ABLINDGAMESTER。

JohnMetcalfe,muchbetterknownbythenicknameofblindJackofKnaresborough,wasacelebrityatHarrowgateduringthefirstquarterofthepresentcentury。Thisextraordinarymanhadbeendeprivedofhiseyesightatsoearlyaperiodthatheretainednoideaofeitherlightorvision;buthisremainingfacultiesweresoactivelyemployedthatfewpersonsinthefullenjoymentofsighthavesurpassedhimintheexecutionofundertakings,whichseemedparticularlytorequiretheexerciseofthatfaculty。Hetraversedtheneighbourhoodwithoutaguideorcompanion;

surveyedtractsofcountrytoplanandlaydownroads,wherenonehadeverbeenbefore;contractedforthebuildingofbridges,andfulfilledhiscontractswithouttheassistanceofanotherperson,eitherasarchitectorsuperintendentofthework;becameaguidetothosewho,possessingsight,couldnotfindtheirwayacrosstheneighbouringmoorswhencoveredwithdeepfallsofsnowandimpenetrablefogs;rodewell,andfollowedthehoundswithazealandspiritequaltothatofthemostdashinghorsemaninthefield,and,finally,playedatmanygamesofchance,orskill,withaknowledgeandingenuitythatenabledhimtocomeoffvictoriousinmanycontestswithpersonseagertotryhisabilityortoprovetheirown。

Suchamanwassuretoattractnoticeinanyplaceorneighbourhood,butparticularlyataplaceofgeneralresort。

Besides,hepossessedafacetiousmodeoftalking,andonseveraloccasionsexercisedapracticalsortofwit,whichwasequallycertainofgainingpatronage。Visitorsofthehighestranktreatedhimwithkindness,andevenfamiliarity;andasheneverforgothimself,ortrespasseduponthosewhothusfavouredhim,hecontinuedinfashionaslongashelived,andterminatedhissingularcareeratmorethan80yearsofage。

Amonghismanyexploitswasthefollowing。Varioustrialsofhisskillandactivitywereproposedbygentlemenwhoofferedtosupporttheiropinionswiththeirmoney。ButMetcalfehadadeterminationofhisown,andrefusedtakingashareinanyoftheingeniousproposalsurgeduponhim,untilacountrysquire,theNimrodofaneighbouringdistrict,submittedaplanwhichheexpectedwouldbaffleallhismanoeuvres。Heaskedtheblindmanifhewaswillingtorun100yardsagainsthisfavouritemare。

Theofferwasimmediatelyaccepted——providedhemightCHOOSETHE

GROUND,whichshouldbeanopenspaceontheadjoiningmoor。Thestakesweredepositedthesameevening;andafinelevelspacebeingselected,andthedistancemarkedoutwithgreatexactnessearlythefollowingmorning,thedecisionfollowedwithlittledelay。Thepartyselectedtorideagainsttheblindmanwasmuchadmiredforhishorsemanship;andattheappointedtime,everypreparationbeingcompleted,thesignalwasgivenandtheracecommenced。Thehorsemanwasinstantlyfarahead,butbeforehecouldfinishhisstipulateddistancetheforefeetofhishuntersankdeepinabog,fromwhich,beingunabletoextricatethem,hecamecompletelyover,treatinghisriderwithatremendoussomerset。Theloudshoutsofthespectatorsannouncedtotheblindmanthathisexpectationswererealized。Theturfshowednoapparentdifference,andwassufficientlystrongtocarryamanwithsafety,——perhapsitwouldhaveborneahorsegoingonlyatamoderatepace,butatfullspeedhisfeetpiercedthesod,andentangledhiminthehiddendanger。Metcalfepassedhisextendedrival,terminatedhiscareer,andwontheracebeforethosewhohadruntotheprostratehorsemancouldrenderhimanyassistance。Indeed,itwastoolateforthatpurpose,hehadfinishedhisearthlycoursehavingrupturedavesselneartheheartinhisfall!

ANOBLELORDANDACOMMONER,IN1823。

Ayoungandwealthycommoner,whoseemedtoviewiththepea-

greeninthedesperatefollyofgettingridofasuddenlyobtainedfortuneofL130,000inreadymoney,asfastaspossible,andwhoserelishforthesocietyoflegs,bullies,andfightingmenwasequallynotorious,wenttotheFishmonger’sHallClublateonemorning,muchflushedwithwine。Thewell-lightedavenuesdirectedhimtotheFrenchHazardtable。Therewasnoplaygoingonatthetime,butattheentranceofthisPIGEON,whobeforehadbeenDRAWNofagoodroundsum,theboxanddiceweresoonputinmotion,and’seven’sthemain,seven,’waspromptlythecry。Acertainnoblelord,whohadbeenforyearsanexperiencedNURSEofthedice,andwhoknewhowtoNICKtheMAINSorTHROWCRABS,aswellasthebestleginEngland,heldthebow。ThecommonercommencedbybackingthenoblelordIN。

ThenoblelordthrewOUT。HethenbackedthenoblelordOUT,andthenoblelordthrewin。HebackedthenoblelordOUTagain,whothrewfivetothemain。Thecommonerbettedtheoddsdeeplyattherateofthreetotwo。ThenoblelordthrewtheFIVE。Thecommoner,uneasy,changedabout,andbackedthenoblelordINforalargestake,——thenoblelordthenthrewOUT。Thecommonernowroseinarage,andinsinuatedbroadlythathewascheated,robbed,anditcouldnotbefairplay。Ofcoursemuchindignationwasshownbythenoblelord,anditwaswithdifficultythatafightwasprevented;buthislordship,nevertheless,condescendedtodemonstratethatheplayedhisownmoneyatthetime,andwhathelostfounditswayintothebank,withwhich’hewasnotatallconnected。’Thisreasoningsatisfiedthesuspiciousyoungcommoner(pooreasyman!);anapologywasgiven;andpeacewasrestored。

DIAMONDCUTDIAMOND。

Apartyofplayerswereassembledtothrowforastake,whichwasenormous。Itwas,however,agreedthattheLOWESTthrowshouldwin。Theplayersthrewuntiloneofthemturneduptwoaces。

Allbutonehadthrown,andshoutsofapplausegreetedtheluckycaster,whenthelastwhowastothrowexclaimed——’Hold!I’lltryandbeatthat。’……

Rattlingthedice,heturneddowntheboxonthetable,andonliftingitupdisplayedthetwodiceONEUPONTHETOPOFTHE

OTHER,andbothaces!Hewasthereforedeclaredthewinner。[34]

[34]Menageana。

ATENDERMOTHER。

AFrenchladyhadanonlychild,ahandsomeyoungman,muchaddictedtogaming。HelostatonesittingL40,000,andbeingdestituteofotherresources,hejoinedacompanyofstrollingplayers。TheychancedsometimeafterwardstopassashorttimeatWorcester,nearwhichhismother,whowasconsiderablyadvancedinyears,resided。Thelady,thoughhighlydispleasedwithherson’slife,yet,hearingofhisperformance,couldnotresistawishtoseehim;andforthispurposeshewentthitherincog。Hesupportedtheprincipalcharacterin’TheGamester。’

Thefeelingsofthemotherweresoexcitedatthepassageswhichcloselyappliedtoherson’sconduct,thatsheexclaimedaloud,’Ay,thereheis——the——thebeggar——thescoundrel!Alwaysthesame——nochangeinhim!’Thedelusionsoincreasedatthefifthact,whenBeverleyliftshishandtokillthechild,thattheladyinamostdistressingtonecriedout——’Wretchthatthouart,don’tkillthechild——I’lltakeithomewithme!’

TWOMASTERSOFTHEART。

AFrenchmanwhohadbecomenotoriousfortheunerringcertaintywithwhichhewonfromallwhoventuredtoplaywithhim,atlengthfoundhimselfunabletoinducepersonstositdowntothetablewithhim,therebeingnottheslightestchanceofwinningagainsthisplay。Afterbeingthusidleforsometime,anEnglishman,whohadheardofhistriumphs,expressedhisreadinesstoenterthelistsagainsthim。Theysatdown,andplayedforthreehourswithoutintermission,andattheendofthattimewereexactlyinthesamepositionaswhentheybegun。

Theyatlengthpausedtotakesomerefreshment。’Sare,’saidtheFrenchman,inasortofwhisper,toapartywhoaccompaniedhisantagonist,’yourfriendisaveryclevermanatdecards——deucedclever,sare。’’Heisaverycleverfellow,’observedtheEnglishman。’Ishalltryhimagain,’saidMonsieur;andashemadetheobservationheproceededtotheroominwhichtheyhadbeenplaying,andwhichwasfixedonasthesceneoftheircontinuedcontest。Hehadscarcelyquittedtheplacewhentheothermadehisappearance,andobservedthattheFrenchmanwasthemostskilfulplayerhehadevermetwith。Thepartiesagainmet,andthecardswereagainproduced。Thegamewasrenewedateleveno’clock,andcontinuedwithoutintermissiontillsixo’clockonthefollowingmorning,atwhichtimetheyfound,tothesurpriseofeachother,thattheywerestillastheybegan。

’Sare,’saidtheFrenchman,’youarethebestplayerIevermetwith。’’Andyou,Monsieur,’returnedtheother,’aretheonlygentlemanIeverplayedwith,fromwhomIcouldwinnothing。’

’Indeed,sare!’saidMonsieur,hesitatingly。’Itisafact,I

assureyou。’’Sare,Iamquiteastonishedatyourskill。’’AndI’mnotlesssoatyours,Monsieur。’’You’redemostskilfullestmanatdecardsinEngland。’’Notwhileyouareinit,Monsieur,’repliedtheEnglishman,withasmile。’Sare,I

CHEATED,andyetcouldnotwinfromyou!’remarkedtheFrenchman,hurriedlyandwithmuchemphasis,feelingitimpossibleanylongertoconcealhissurpriseatthecircumstanceofbeingunabletoplayawinninggamewiththeEnglishman。’And,Monsieur,Ididthesamethingwithyou,andyetyouarenoloser!’remarkedtheother,withcorrespondingenergyoftone。

Theproblemwasthussolved:bothhadbeencheatingduringthewholenight,andwereexactlyequalindexterity,bothbeingunconsciousofthedishonestpracticesofeachother;andtheresultwasthateachgotupfromthetablewiththesameamountofmoneyashehadwhenhesatdown。Thecheatscordiallyshookhands,apparentlymuchgratifiedthattheyhadatlengthascertainedhowithadhappenedthatneithercouldplucktheother。

CHAPTERVI。

THEGAMINGCLUBS。

OnthesubjectofClubsMrCunninghaminhis’ClubsofLondon,’

andMrTimbsinhis’ClubLifeinLondon,’havesaidprettywelleverythingthatwewanttoknow,andbytheirhelp,andthatofotherwriters,Ishallendeavourtogiveanaccountofthegamblingcarriedoninsuchplaces。

1。ALMACK’S。

’ThegamingatAlmack’s,’writesWalpoletoHoraceMann,’whichhastakenthepasofWhite’s,isworthyofthedeclineofourempire,orcommonwealth,whichyouplease。Theyoungmenoftheageloseten,fifteen,twentythousandpoundsinaneveningthere。LordStavordale,notone-and-twenty,lostL11,000therelastTuesday,butrecovereditbyonegreathandatHazard。Hesworeagreatoath——"Now,ifIhadbeenplayingDEEPImighthavewonmillions!"Hiscousin,CharlesFox,shinesequallyhereandintheHouseofCommons。’

Amongtherulesoftheestablishment,itwasordered’thateverypersonplayingatthetwenty-guineatabledonotkeeplessthantwentyguineasbeforehim,’and’thateverypersonplayingatthenewguineatabledokeepfiftyguineasbeforehim。’ThattheplayranhighmaybeinferredfromanoteagainstthenameofMrThynne,intheClub-books:——’MrThynnehavingwonONLY12,000

guineasduringthelasttwomonths,retiredindisgust,March21st,1772。’Indeed,theplaywasunusuallyhigh——forrouleausofL50each,andgenerallytherewasL10,000inspecieonthetable。Thegamestersbeganbypullingofftheirembroideredclothes,andputtingonfriezegreatcoats,orturnedtheircoatsinsideoutforluck!Theyputonpiecesofleather(suchasarewornbyfootmenwhentheycleanknives)tosavetheirlacedruffles;andtoguardtheireyesfromthelight,andtokeeptheirhairinorder,worehigh-crownedstrawhatswithbroadbrimsadornedwithflowersandribbons;theyalsoworemaskstoconcealtheiremotionswhentheyplayedatquinz。[35]Eachgamesterhadasmallneatstandbyhim,toholdhistea,orawoodenbowlwithanedgeoformolu,toholdtherouleausofguineas。

[35]Quinze,theFrenchforfifteen。Thisisagameatcards,inwhichthewinnerishewhocountsfifteen,ornearesttothatnumber,inallthepointsofhishand。Three,five,orsixmightplayatit。Twoentirepacksofcardsareused,sodisposedthatthespadesandclubsareononeside,andtheheartsanddiamondsontheother。Theentireartofthegameconsistsinmakingfifteen;belowthatnumberthepartyloses。

2。THECOCOA-TREECLUB。

Thisclubwasremarkableforhighifnotforfoulplay。Walpole,writingtoHoraceMannin1780,says:——’WithinthisweektherehasbeenacastatHazardattheCocoa-tree(inStJames’sStreet)thedifferenceofwhichamountedtoonehundredandfourscorethousandpounds!MrO’Birne,anIrishgamester,hadwononehundredthousandpoundsofayoungMrHarveyofChigwell,juststartedintoanestatebyhiselderbrother’sdeath。

O’Birnesaid,——"Youcanneverpayme。""Ican,"saidtheyouth,"myestatewillsellforthedebt。""No,"saidO’Birne,"Iwillwintenthousand,——youshallthrowfortheoddninety。"Theydid,andHarveywon!’

3。GRAHAM’SCLUB。

Thisgamingclubisremarkableforascandalwhichmadesomenoiseatthetimeofitsoccurrence,andoneversionofwhichawriterintheTimeshasbeenatsomepainstorectify。InMrDuncombe’s’Life’ofhisfatheroccursthefollowingaccountofthiscurioustransaction。

’InGraham’sClubtherewasalsoagooddealofplay,andlargesumswerelostandwonamongthenoblemenandgentlemenwhowereitsmembers。Anunpleasantrumourcirculatedintowninthewinterof1836,totheeffectthatanoblelordhadbeendetectedincheatingbymeansofmarkedcards。Thepresumedoffenderwaswellknowninsocietyasaskilfulcard-player,butbythosewhohadbeenmostintimatewithhimwasconsideredincapableofanyunfairpractice。Hewasabroadwhenthescandalwassetafloat,butreturnedtoEnglanddirectlyheheardofit,andhavingtracedtheaccusationtoitssource,defiedhistraducers。Thuschallenged,theyhadnoalternativebuttosupporttheirallegation,andittookthisshape:——TheyaccusedHenryWilliamLorddeRosofmarkingtheedgesofthecourtcardswithhisthumb-nail,aswellasofperformingacertaintrickbywhichheunfairlysecuredanaceastheturn-upcard。Hisaccuserswere——,whohadformerlykeptagamingtable;Mr——,alsoaprofessionalgambler;LordHenryBentinck,andMrF。

Cumming。LordHenryappearstohavetakennoveryactivepartintheproceedings;theotherthreehadlostmoneyinplaywithLorddeRos,and,asunsuccessfulgamblershavedonebeforeandsince,consideredthattheyhadlostitunfairly。

’LorddeRos,insteadofprosecutingthefourforalibel,broughtanactiononlyagainstCumming,whichpermittedtheotherstocomeforwardaswitnessesagainsthim。ThecausecameonintheCourtofKing’sBenchbeforeLordDenman。Theplaintiff’switnesseswereLordWharncliffe,LordRobertGrosvenor,theEarlofClare,andSirCharlesDalbiac,whohadknownandplayedwithhimfrombetween20to30years,asaveryskilfulbuthonourableWhistplayer。TheevidenceofMrLawrence,theeminentsurgeon,provedthatLorddeRoshadlongsufferedunderastiffnessofthejointsofthefingersthatmadeholdingapackofcardsdifficult,andtheperformanceoftheimputedtrickoflegerdemainimpossible。Forthedefenceappearedthekeeperofthehouseandhisson;twoorthreegamblerswhohadlivedbytheirwinnings;oneacknowledgedtohavewonL35,000in15years。MrBaringWall,oneofthewitnesses,sworethathehadneverwitnessedanythingimproperintheplayofLorddeRos,thoughhehadplayedwithandagainsthimmanyyears;anotherwitness,theHon。ColonelAnson,hadobservednothingsuspicious;butthetestimonyofotherswenttoprovethattheacesandkingshadbeenmarkedinsidetheiredges;

andoneaverredthathehadseenLorddeRosperformsauterlacoupeahundredtimes。Thewholecaseworemuchthelookofacombinationamongalittlecoteriewholivedbygamblingtodrivefromthefieldaplayerwhoseskillhaddiminishedtheirincome;

nevertheless,theincidentssworntobysomeofthemworeasuspicioussignificance,andaverdictwasgivenagainstLorddeRos,whichheonlysurvivedashorttime。’

OnthisstatementtheTimes’reviewercommentsasfollows:——

’Ifmanyoldscandalsmayberevivedwithimpunity,therearesomethatcannot。MrDuncombetheyoungerhashitononewhichaffectsseveralgentlemenstillliving,andhisinjuriousversionofitcannotbeneutralizedoratonedforbyanapologytoone。

Wecallattentiontoitinthehopethatanymoreseriousnoticewillberenderedneedlessbythesimpleexposureofitsinaccuracies。

’Itisdifficulttoconceiveamoreinexcusablemisstatement,forthecasewasfullyreported,[36]andthepublicjudgmentperfectlycoincidedwiththeverdict。LorddeRoswasnotabroadwhenthescandalwassetafloat。HewentabroadafterthesceneatGraham’shadsetallLondontalking,andhereturnedinconsequenceofaperemptorycallfromhisfriends。Hewasmostreluctantlyinducedtotaketherequiredstepsforthevindicationofhischaracter;anditispreposteroustosupposethatanylittlecoteriewouldhavedreamtofaccusingamanofhisrankandpositionwiththeviewofdrivingaskilfulplayerfromthefield。Hisaccuserswerenotchallenged。Neitherweretheyvolunteers。Theybecamehisaccusers,becausetheyformedtheWhistpartyatwhichhewasfirstopenlydenounced。Theysignedapaperparticularizingtheircharge,andofferedtoreferthequestiontoatribunalofgentlemen,withtheDukeofWellingtonorLordWharncliffetopreside。Wouldalittlecoterie,wholivedbygambling,havemadethisoffer?OrwouldLorddeRoshaverefuseditifhehadbeentheintendedvictimofaconspiracy?LordHenryBentincksignedthepaper,appearedasawitness,andtookquiteasactiveapartintheproceedingsasanyofthefour,exceptMrCumming,whoundertookthesolelegalliabilitybyadmittingthepublicationofthepaper。

[36]TheTimesofFebruary11and13,1837。

’Theevidencewasoverwhelming。Suspicionshadlongbeenrife;

andonnolessthantenortwelveoccasionsthemarkedpackshadbeenexaminedinthepresenceofunimpeachablewitnesses,andsealedup。Thesepackswereproducedatthetrial。Severalwitnessessworetothetrickcalledsauterlacoupe。ItwasthelateSirWilliamIngilbywhosworethathehadseenLorddeRosperformitfrom50to100times;andwhenaskedwhyhedidnotatoncedenouncehim,herepliedthatifhehaddonesobeforehisLordshipbegantogetblownupon,heshouldhavehadnoalternativebetweenthewindowandthedoor。Ofcourse,everyonewhohadbeeninthehabitofplayingwithLorddeRospriortotheexposurewouldhavesaidthesameasSirCharlesDalbiacandMrBaringWall。Withregardtothegentlemenwhosenameswehaveomittedwetakeitforgrantedthattheauthorisnotawareofthepositiontheyheld,andcontinuetohold,orhewouldhardlyhaveventuredtodescribethemsooffensively。Hehasapologizedtoone,andhehadbetterapologizetotheotherwithoutdelay。

’Thecasewascompletewithouttheevidenceofeitheroftheoriginalaccusers,andthefewfriendsofLorddeRoswhotriedtobearhimupagainsttheresultingobloquywereobligedtogowiththestream。WhenLordAlvanleywasaskedwhetherhemeanttoleavehiscard,hereplied,"No,hewillstickitinhischimney-pieceandcountitamonghishonours。’"

HavingreadthroughthelongcaseasreportedintheTimes,I

mustdeclarethatIdonotfindthattheevidenceagainstLorddeRoswas,afterall,so’overwhelming’asthereviewerdeclares;

indeed,the’leader’intheTimesonthetrialemphaticallyraisesadoubtonthesubject。Amongotherpassagesinitthereisthefollowing:——

’IntheprocessofthetrialitappearedthatthemostmaterialpartoftheevidenceagainstLorddeRos,thatcalledsauterlacoupe,——which,forthesakeofourEnglishreadersweshalltranslateintoCHANGINGTHETURN-UPCARD,——thetimesandplacesatwhichitwassaidtohavebeendonecouldnotbespecified。

Someofthewitnesseshadseenthetrickdone50or100timesbyLorddeRos,butcouldneithersayonwhatday,inwhatweek,month,orevenyear,theyhadsoseenitdone。PeoplewereexcessivelystruckatthisdeviationfromtheextremepunctualityrequiredincriminalcasesbytheBritishcourtsoflaw。’

’Thedisclosures,’saysMrGrant,[27]’whichtookplaceintheCourtofQueen’sBench,ontheoccasionofthetrialofLorddeRos,forcheatingatcards,furnishedthestrongestdemonstrationthathewasnottheonlypersonwhowasinthehabitofcheatingincertainclubs;whiletherewereotherswho,iftheycouldnotbechargedwithdirectcheating,orcheatingintheirownpersons,didcheatindirectly,andbyproxy,inasmuchasthey,bytheirownadmission,were,onfrequentoccasions,partnerswithLorddeRos,longaftertheyknewthathehabituallyorsystematicallycheated。Thenoblelord,bytheconfessionofthetitledpartiestowhomIallude,thuscheatedforhimselfandthematthesametime。’

[37]SketchesinLondon。

LorddeRoswasattheheadofthebaronsofEngland。HewasthesonofLordHenryFitzgerald,andLadydeRos,whoinheritedinherownrightthatancienttitle,whichdatesfromthereignofHenryIII。HehadstudiedatEtonandOxford,andafterwardsontheContinent,andtherewasnotamoreaccomplishedmaninEurope。Hepossessedanamplefortune,wasamemberofseveraloftheclubs——White’s,Boodle’s,Brookes’,andGraham’s,andoneofthebestWhistplayersinEngland。

ItappearsthatatGraham’sClub,atthecommencementoftheseason,andbeforeLorddeRoscametotown,whisperswerecirculatedofunfairplay,andvariouspersonsweresupposedguilty。Adeterminationwasthereforeformedthattheclubshouldbedissolvedandreconstructed,leavingoutthenamesofcertainpersonstowhomsuspicionattached。Themainobjectofthemasteroftheclub,andofsomeofthosewhoattendeditforthepurposeofprofessionalgain,wasthatitscharactershouldbecleared。NotlongafterLorddeRoscametotownhereceivedananonymousletter,cautioninghimagainstcontinuingtoplayatGraham’s,andintimatingtohim,ifhedidso,thatmeasureswouldbetakenwhichhewouldhavereasontoregret。OfcoursehisLordshipdisregardedthethreat;heattendedtheclubforseveraldaysmoreassiduouslythanbefore,andcontinuedtoplayuntiltheendoftheseason,inthebeginningofJuly。InSeptembertheSatiristnewspaperpublishedadistinctchargeofunfairplayagainstLorddeRos,whilstthelatterwasatBaden,andhereturnedtoEnglandandcommencedanactionforlibelagainstthenewspaper。

Hewaschargedwithbeinginthehabitofmarkingthecards,theeffectbeingtocreateaveryslightandalmostimperceptibleindentation,andtomakearidgeorwaveontheback,sothatapractisedeyewouldbeable,onlookingattherightplace,knowingwheretoexpectamark,todiscernwhethertheacewasthereornot。Hewasalsochargedwithcheatingbyreversingthecut——thatis,whenthecardshadcometohim,afterhavingbeencutbyhisadversary,insteadofputtingthebottomcardatthetop,keepingthebottomcardatthebottom,bysomeshufflingcontrivancewhenhedealt。Anotherwitnesssaid:——

’Whenhetookupthetwoparcelsofcards,aftertheoperationofcuttingthepackbyhisright-handadversary,hewasalwaysattackedwithahackingcough,orwhatImayproperlydenominate,especiallyfromtheresultitproduced,a’kingcough,’becauseakingoranacewasinvariablyitseffect。Thecoughalwayscameonatthemostconvenientmomenttodistracttheattentionoftheotherplayers,andwasevidentlyindulgedinforthepurposeofabstractingtheirattentionfromthetableandfromthemanoeuvrehewasabouttoperform。However,Ineversawhim"slipthecard,"andIneverhadcognizanceofitsexecution,butcertainitwasthattheaceortheking,whichwasatthebottomofthepackpriortothecut,invariablyfounditswaytothesamepositionafterthecut,andhencewastheturn-upcard。Withregardtotheoperationofdealing,hisLordshipdeliveredthecardsparticularlyslow,examiningeverycardminutelytowardsitscorners,asiflookingforsomemark。’

Manycuriousfactscameoutduringthetrial。

ItwasMrBrookeGrevillewhoadmittedthathewasaconsiderablewinneratplay——having’nohesitationinsayingthathehadwonL35,000inthecourseof15years,’chieflyatWhist;thathehadfollowedplayasanoccupation,atGraham’sClub。Helost,however,L14,000atBrightonin1828,aconsiderableportionofittoLorddeRos;butthislosshemadeupinthreeorfouryears(thatis,wonL14,000inthattime),and,exceptingthatreverse,hewasgenerallyfortunateatplay。’

ACaptainJ。Alexander,half-payR。N。,declaredthathehadwonasmuchasL700atatime,having,however,topayhalftoanotherpartner;hiswinningsmightbeL1600a-year。’Ibegantoplay,’hesaid,’about25or28yearsago,and,expectingthatI

shouldbeaskedthequestion,Ihavelookedintomyaccounts,andfindthatIamaboutL10,000betterthanasthoughIhadnotplayed。ThatisayearlyaverageofL500。’Hehad,however,lostaboutL1000duringthepreviousyear。

ThisCaptainAlexanderwasaskedhowmanyhoursheplayedbeforedinner,andheanswered——’Fromthreetofivehours’——adding,however,that’heHADplayedALLNIGHT。’Thenthecounselsaid,’Isupposeyoutakebutaslightdinner?’Hereplied:——

’Why,IgenerallymakeasgoodadinnerasIcanget。’Thelearnedcounselcontinued:——

’Asmallboiledchickenandaglassoflemonade,perhaps?’Thisseemedanoffensivequestion,andthecaptainsaid,——

’Ibelievenever,and(withincreasedearnestnessofmanner)

mind,IDENYTHELEMONADEALTOGETHER;Inevertakelemonade。

(Laughter,inwhichthenoblelordsonthebenchjoinedinvoluntarily。)

SirW。Ingilbyenteredintoadescriptionandpracticalillustrationofthetrickofsauterlacoupewithapackofcards,anditissaidthattheperformanceofthehonourablebaroneteliciteddemonstrationsoflaughter,whichthejudgesuppressed,andevenREPROBATED。Altogether,itmusthavebeenamostinterestingandexcitingtrial。

Asbeforestated,LordDenmanwasthepresidingjudge;therewasaspecialjury;theattorney-general,SirW。Follet,andMrWightmanappearedforthenobleplaintiff;andthekeen-wittedandexquisitelypolishedMrThesiger(nowLordCholmondeley),MrAlexander,andMrW。H。Watsonforthedefendant。Agreatmanyofthenobilitywerepresent,togetherwithseveralforeignersofdistinction。

4。BROOKES’CLUB,INSTJAMES’SSTREET。

Thiswasahousenotoriousforveryhighgaming,andwasfrequentedbythemostdesperateofgamblers,amongtherestFox,Brummell,andAldermanCombe。AccordingtoCaptainGronow:——

AtBrookes’s,fornearlyhalfacentury,theplaywasofamoregamblingcharacterthanatWhite’s……OnoneoccasionLordRobertSpencercontrivedtolosethelastshillingofhisconsiderablefortunegivenhimbyhisbrother,theDukeofMarlborough。GeneralFitzpatrickbeingmuchinthesamecondition,theyagreedtoraiseasumofmoney,inorderthattheymightkeepaFarobank。Themembersoftheclubmadenoobjection,anderelongtheycarriedouttheirdesign。Asisgenerallythecase,thebankwasawinner,andLordRobertbagged,ashisshareoftheproceeds,L100,000。Heretired,strangetosay,fromthefetidatmosphereofplay,withthemoneyinhispocket,andneveragaingambled。TheloweststakeatBrookes’wasL50;anditwasacommoneventforagentlemantoloseorwinL10,000inanevening。Sometimesawholefortunewaslostatasinglesitting。[38]

[38]Walpole,passim。

5。WHITE’SCLUB。

White’sClubseemstohavewonthedarkestreputationforgambling。LordLyttleton,writingtoDrDoddridge,in1750,says:——’TheDryadsofHogleyareatpresentprettysecure,butI

trembletothinkthattherattlingofadice-boxatWhite’smayonedayorother(ifmysonshouldbeamemberofthatnobleacademy)shakedownallourfineoaks。Itisdreadfultosee,notonlythere,butalmostineveryhouseinthetown,whatdevastationsaremadebythatdestructivefury,thespiritofplay。’AfactstatedbyWalpoletoHoraceMannshowsthecharacterofthecompanyatthisestablishment:——’Thereisamanabouttown,SirWilliamBurdett,amanofverygoodfamily,butmostinfamouscharacter。Inshort,togiveyouhischaracteratonce——thereisawagerinthebet-bookatWhite’s(aMS。ofwhichImayonedayorothergiveyouanaccount),thatthefirstbaronetthatwillbehangedisthisSirWilliamBurdett。’Swiftsays:——’IhaveheardthatthelateEarlofOxford,inthetimeofhisministry,neverpassedbyWhite’schocolate-house(thecommonrendezvousofinfamoussharpersandnoblecullies)withoutbestowingacurseuponthatfamousacademyasthebaneofhalftheEnglishnobility。’

Itwasfromthebeginningagamingclub,’pureandsimple。’TheplaywasmostlyatHazardandFaro。NomemberwastoholdaFarobank。Whistwascomparativelyharmless。Professionalgamblers,wholivedbydiceandcards,providedtheywerefreefromtheimputationofcheating,procuredadmissiontoWhite’s。Itwasagreatsupper-house,andtherewasplaybeforeandaftersupper,carriedontoalatehourandtoheavyamounts。

AtWhite’stheybettedoneverypossiblething,asshownbythebetting-bookoftheestablishment——onbirths,deaths,andmarriages;thelengthofalife;thedurationofaministry;aplaceman’sprospectofacoronet;thelastscandalatRanelaghorMadameCornely’s;ortheshockofanearthquake!’AmandroppeddownatthedoorofWhite’s;hewascarriedintothehouse。Washedeadornot?Theoddswereimmediatelygivenandtakenforandagainst。Itwasproposedtobleedhim。Thosewhohadtakentheoddsthatthemanwasdeadprotestedthattheuseofalancetwouldaffectthefairnessofthebet。’Ihavemetwithasimilaranecdoteelsewhere。AwaiterinataverninWestminster,beingengagedinattendanceonsomeyoungmenofdistinction,suddenlyfelldowninafit。Betswereimmediatelyproposedbysomeofthemostthoughtlessonhisrecovery,andacceptedbyothers。

Themorehumanepartofthecompanywereforsendingimmediatelyformedicalassistance,butthiswasoverruled;since,bythetenorofthebets,hewastobe’lefttohimself,’andhediedaccordingly!

AccordingtoWalpole——’Apersoncomingintotheclubonthemorningoftheearthquake,in1750,andhearingbetslaidwhethertheshockwascausedbyanearthquakeortheblowingupofpowder-mills,wentawayinhorror,protestingtheyweresuchanimpioussetthathebelievedifthelasttrumpweretosoundtheywouldbetpuppet-showagainstJudgment。’

Andagain:’OneoftheyouthsatWhite’s,in1744,hascommittedamurder,andintendstorepeatit。HebettedL1500thatamancouldlivetwelvehoursunderwater;hiredadesperatefellow,sunkhiminaship,bywayofexperiment,andbothshipandmanhavenotappearedsince。AnothermanandshiparetobetriedfortheirlivesinsteadofMrBlake,theassassin。’

Healsotellsusofaverycuriousentryinthebetting-book。

LordMountfordbetsSirJohnBlandtwentyguineasthatNashoutlivesCibber。’’Howodd,’saysWalpole,’thatthesetwooldcreatures,selectedfortheirantiquities,shouldlivetoseeboththeirwagerersputanendtotheirownlives!Cibberiswithinafewdaysofeighty-four,stillhearty,andclear,andwell。ItoldhimIwasgladtoseehimlooksowell。"Faith,"

saidhe,"itisverywellthatIlookatall。"LordMountfordwouldhavebeenthewinner:Cibberdiedin1757,Nashin1761。’

Hogarth’ssceneatthegamblinghouseistakenatWhite’s。’Weseethehighwayman,withhispistolspeepingoutofhispocket,waitingbythefiresidetilltheheaviestwinnertakeshisdeparture,inorderto"recoup"himselfforhislosings;andintheBeaux’Stratagem,AimwellasksofGibbet——"Ha’n’tIseenyourfaceatWhite’s?""Ay,andatWill’stoo,"isthehighwayman’sanswer。’

AccordingtoCaptainGronow,GeorgeHarleyDrummond,ofthefamousbanking-house,CharingCross,onlyplayedonceinhiswholelifeatWhite’sClub,atWhist,onwhichoccasionhelostL20,000toBrummell。Thisevencausedhimtoretirefromthebanking-house,ofwhichhewasapartner。

’Walpoleandapartyoffriends(DickEdgecumbe,GeorgeSelwyn,andWilliams),in1756,composedapieceofheraldicsatire——acoatofarmsforthetwogamingclubsatWhite’s——whichwas"actuallyengravenfromaveryprettypaintingofEdgecumbe,whomMrChute,asStrawberryKingatArms,"appointedtheirchiefherald-painter。Theblazonisvert(foracard-table);threeparolisproperonachevronsable(foraHazardtable);tworouleauxinsaltirebetweentwodiceproper,onacantonsable;awhiteball(forelection)argent。Thesupportersareanoldandyoungknaveofclubs;thecrest,anarmoutofanearl’scoronetshakingadice-box;andthemotto,Cogitamornummi——"Theloveofmoneycompels。"Roundthearmsisaclaret-bottleticketbywayoforder。’

6。WATTIER’SCLUB。

ThisgreatMacaogaminghousewasofshortduration。MrRaikessaysofit:——’Theclubdidnotendurefortwelveyearsaltogether;thepacewastooquicktolast;itdiedanaturaldeathin1819,fromtheparalyzedstateofitsmembers。Thehousewasthentakenbyasetofblacklegs,whoinstitutedacommonbankofgambling。Toformanideaoftheruinproducedbythisshort-livedestablishmentamongmenwhomIhavesointimatelyknown,acursoryglancetothepastsuggeststhefollowingmelancholylist,whichonlyformsapartofitsdeplorableresults:noneofthedeadreachedtheaverageageofman。’AmongthememberswereBeauBrummellandthemadmanBligh。

7。CROCKFORD’SCLUB。

Thisoncecelebratedgaminghouseisnow’TheWellington,’wheretherattleofknivesandforkshassucceededthatofdice。Itwaserectedin1827,andatitsopeningitwasdescribedas’thenewPandemonium——thedrawing-rooms,orrealhell,consistingoffourchambers:thefirstanante-room,openingtoasaloonembellishedtoadegreewhichbafflesdescription;thencetoasmallcuriously-formedcabinetorboudoir,whichopenstothesupper-room。Alltheseroomsarepanelledinthemostgorgeousmanner;spacesarelefttobefilledupwithmirrorsandsilk,orgoldenrichments;whiletheceilingsareassuperbasthewalls。

Abilliard-roomontheupperfloorcompletesthenumberofapartmentsprofessedlydedicatedtotheuseofthemembers。

Wheneveranysecretmanoeuvreistobecarriedon,therearesmallerandmoreretiredplaces,bothunderthisroofandthenext,whosewallswilltellnotales。’

’Itrose,’saysawriterintheEdinburghReview,’likeacreationofAladdin’slamp;andthegeniithemselvescouldhardlyhavesurpassedthebeautyoftheinternaldecorations,orfurnishedamoreaccomplishedmaitred’hotelthanUde。Tomakethecompanyasselectaspossible,theestabishmentwasregularlyorganizedasaclub,andtheelectionofmembersvestedinacommittee。"Crockford’s"becametherage,andthevotariesoffashion,whethertheylikeplayornot,hastenedtoenrollthemselves。TheDukeofWellingtonwasanoriginalmember,though(unlikeBlucher,whorepeatedlylosteverythinghehadatplay)thegreatcaptainwasneverknowntoplaydeepatanygamebutwarorpolitics。Card-tableswereregularlyplaced,andWhistwasplayedoccasionally;buttheaim,end,andfinalcauseofthewholewastheHazardbank,atwhichtheproprietortookhisnightlystand,preparedforallcomers。LeWellingtondesJoueurslostL23,000atasitting,beginningattwelveatnight,andendingatseventhefollowingevening。Heandthreeothernoblemencouldnothavelostless,soonerorlater,thanL100,000

apiece。[39]Otherslostinproportion(oroutofproportion)totheirmeans;butweleaveittolessoccupiedmoralistsandbettercalculatorstosayhowmanyruinedfamilieswenttomakeMrCrockfordaMILLIONNAIRE——foramillionnairehewasintheEnglishsenseoftheterm,aftermakingthelargestpossibleallowanceforbaddebts。Avastsum,perhapshalfamillion,wassometimesduetohim;butashewon,allhisdebtorswereabletoraise,andeasycreditwasthemostfatalofhislures。Heretiredin1840,muchasanIndianchiefretiresfromahuntingcountrywhenthereisnotgameenoughleftforhistribe,andtheclubtotteredtoitsfall。’

[39]’LeWellingtondesJoueurswasthenamegiventoLordRiversinParis。Theotherthree,webelieve,wereLordSefton,LordChesterfield,andLordGranvilleorLordTalbot。’Times,7Jan。

1868。

CrockfordwasoriginallyaFISHMONGER,keepingashopnearTempleBar。Byembarkinginthisspeculationhelaidthefoundationofthemostcolossalfortunethatwasevermadebyplay。

Itwassaidtherewerepersonsofrankandstation,whohadneverpaidtheirdebtstoCrockford,upto1844,andthatsomeofhiscreditorscompoundedwithhimfortheirgamblingdebts。Hisproprietorshiphadlasted15or16years。

CrockfordhimselfwasexaminedbythecommitteeoftheHouseofCommonsontheGamingHouses;butinspiteofhisassurancebythemembersthatwereindemnifiedwitnessesinrespectofpendingactions,heresolutelydeclinedto’tellthesecretsofhisprison-house。’Whenaskedwhetheragooddealofplaywascarriedonathisclub,hesaid:——’Theremayhavebeenso;butI

donotfeelmyselfatlibertytoanswerthatquestion——toDIVULGE

THEPURSUITSOFPRIVATEGENTLEMEN。SituatedasIwas,Idonotfeelmyselfatlibertytodoso。Idonotfeelmyselfatlibertytoanswerthatquestion。’

Whenaskedtowhomhehadgivenupthehouse,hefencedinlikemanner,sayingthathehadgivenituptoa’committee’ofabout200gentlemen,——concerningwhichcommitteeheprofessedto’knowabsolutelynothing’——hecouldnotevensaytowhomhehadgivenupthehouse——hegaveituptothegentlemenoftheclubfouryearsbefore——hecouldnotevensay(uponhisword)whetherhesignedanypaperingivingitup——hebelievedhedidnot——

adding——’IsaidIgrewtooold,andIcouldnotcontinueintheclubanylonger,andIwishedtogiveuptheclubtothegentlemen,whomadetheirownarrangement。’

Beingasked,’DoyouthinkthatapersonisjustashonourablyboundtopayadebtwhichhelosesuponagameofHazard,ashewouldbetopayabetwhichhelosesonahorse-race?’Crockfordreplied——’Ithinkmostcertainlyhewouldhonourablybeboundtopayit。’——’DoyouthinkthatiftheloserofabetonagameatHazardhadnochargetomakeofanykindofunfairness,andheweretocommenceanactiontorecoverthatmoneybackagain,hewouldlayhimselfopentoachargeintheworldofhavingacteddishonourably?’Theoldgambler’sreplywasmostemphatic,overwhelming,indignant——’IshouldtakeallthepainsIcouldtoavoidsuchaman。’

Ifthisevidencewasnotsatisfactory,itwas,atanyrate,verycharacteristic。

AfewinterestingfactscameoutbeforetheparliamentarycommitteeonGaming,in1844,respectingCrockford’s。

ItwassaidthatCrockfordgaveupthebusinessin1840,becausetherewerenomoreveryhighplayersvisitinghishouse。

’Anumberofpersons,’accordingtotheadmissionoftheHonourableFrederickByng,’whowereborntoverylargeproperties,wereverynearlyruinedatCrockford’s。’

ThesumswonontheturfwerecertainlylargerthanthosewonbyplayersatCrockford’s;amanmightloseL20,000inoneormorebets,tooneormorepersons;butagainstthishemighthavewonanequivalentamountinsmallsumsfrom200ormorepersons。[40]

[40]Thisisnotveryclearlyput,butthemeaningisthatmuchmoremoneywaslostatCrockford’sthanontheturf。

SomeyearspreviouslytoCrockford’sretirement,itissaidthathefoundthedebtssobadthathewasobligedtoleaveoffhiscustomofpayingcheques;andsaidhewouldcancelallpreviousdebts,butthatinfuturegentlemenwouldhavetopaywithmoney。

Hemadethemplayformoneyinsteadofwithcounters,inconsequenceofthelargesumsthatwereowingtohimuponthosecounters。

8。THETRAVELLERS’CLUB,nexttheAthenseuminPallMall,originatedsoonafterthepeaceof1814,inasuggestionofthelateLordLondonderry,thenLordCastlereagh,fortheresortofgentlemenwhohadresidedortravelledabroad,aswellaswithaviewtotheaccommodationofforeigners,who,whenproperlyrecommended,receiveaninvitationfortheperiodoftheirstay。[41]HerePrinceTalleyrandwasfondofagameatWhist。Withalltheadvantageofhisgreatimperturbabilityofface,heissaidtohavebeenanindifferentplayer。

[41]QuarterlyReview,No。cx。p。481。

Rule10oftheclubdirects,’thatnodiceandnogameofhazardbeallowedintheroomsoftheclub,noranyhigherstakethanguineapoints,andthatnocardsbeintroducedbeforedinner。’

CHAPTERVII。

DOINGSINGAMINGHOUSES。

Besidesthearistocraticestablishmentsjustdescribed,therewerenumeroushousesorplacesofresortforgambling,genteelandungenteel。Invaindidtheofficersofthelawseemtoexerttheirutmostvigilance;iftheydrovetheserpentoutofoneholeitsoonglidedintoanother;neverwastheproverb——’Wherethere’sawillthere’saway’——morestrikinglyfulfilled。

COFFEE-HOUSESHARPERS。

SirJohnFieldingthusdescribesthemenintheyear1776。’Thedeceiversofthisdenominationaregenerallydescendedfromfamiliesofsomerepute,havehadthegroundworkofagenteeleducation,andarecapableofmakingatolerableappearance。

Havingbeenequallyprofuseoftheirownsubstanceandcharacter,andlearnt,byhavingbeenundone,thewaysofundoing,theylieinwaitforthosewhohavemorewealthandlessknowledgeofthetown。Byjoiningyouindiscourse,byadmiringwhatyousay,byanofficiousnesstowaituponyou,andtoassistyouinanythingyouwanttohaveorknow,theyinsinuatethemselvesintothecompanyandacquaintanceofstrangers,whomtheywatcheveryopportunityoffleecing。Andifonefindsinyoutheleastinclinationtocards,dice,thebilliardtable,bowling-green,oranyothersortofGaming,youaremorallysureofbeingtakenin。

Forthissetofgentryareadeptsinalltheartsofknaveryandtricking。If,therefore,youshouldobserveaperson,withoutanypreviousacquaintance,payingyouextraordinarymarksofcivility;ifheputsinforashareofyourconversationwithapretendedairofdeference;ifhetendershisassistance,courtsyouracquaintance,andwouldbesuddenlythoughtyourfriend,avoidhimasapest;forthesearetheusualbaitsbywhichtheunwaryarecaught。’[42]

[42]TheMagistrate:DescriptionofLondonandWestminster。

In1792,MrBr——gh——n,thesonofabaronet,onedayatabilliard-tableinStJames’sStreet,wonL7000fromaMrB——,butthelatter,atthecloseoftheday,recoveredtheloss,andwonL15,000more。Paymentwasthusarranged——L5000onthedeathofthefatheroftheformer,andL10,000securedbyareversionaryannuity,tocommenceonthefather’sdecease,onthelifeoftheDucdePienne,betweenwhomandB——apreviousgamingaccountexisted。

In1794,Mr——wasabilliardplayerofthefirstclass,rankingwithBrenton,Phillips,Orrel,andCaptainWallis,whoweretheleadersofthedayinthisnoblegameofskill,tact,anddiscretion。[43]Havingaccidentallysportedhisabilitieswithtwootherplayers,hewasmarkedasa’pigeon’whomeverypreparationwasmadefor’plucking。’CaptainCates,ofCoventGardencelebrity,waspittedagainsthimatthecoffee-roombilliard-table,duringEpsomraces,toplay21games,fortwoguineaseachgame,andfiveguineastheodds。Mr——won13

gamestoeightfromhisveteranopponent,whowasinvariablybackedbytheleadingsportingmenoftheday,whilstthecompanyatlargewerecasuallytheadherentsofMr。

[43]ThegameofChessmaybeplayedinapplicationoftheprinciplesofStrategy;thegameofBilliardsinapplicationofTactics;indeed,allman’sfavouritediversionsandpastimesmostsignificantlyrelatetowar——whichhasbeencalledhisnaturalstate——exemplifyingalwayseitherthebrute-forcethatcrushes,theskillthatfoils,thestratagemthatsurprises,ortherusethatdeceives;andsuchiswartoallintentsandpurposes。Thephilosophicdiversionsofsciencealsocomeinandlendtheiraidinthegameofwar——thepastimeofheroesandthenecessarydefenceofnations。

ThematchwasrenewedattheensuingAscotmeeting,attheroomsofthecelebratedSimson,somuchfrequentedbytheEtonians——

whereMr——againobtainedthevictory,by36gamesto17。

Immensesumsweresportedontheseoccasions。

Mr——residedatWindsor,andwassurprisedbyamessageontheSundayeveningprecedingtheWinchesterraces,purportingthatagentlemanwishedtoseehimonveryparticularbusiness。ItprovedtobearequesttoplayamatchatBilliardsduringtheracesatWinchester,forwhichthepartiesoffered10guineasforthejourney。Butitwasexplainedtohimthatthematchwasofaparticularkind,andmustbeplayedinaPARTICULARway——eithertoWINorLOSE——sothatthoseconcernedmightbesureofwinninguponthewhole,letthematchterminatehowitwould!……

Thisvillainousproposalbeingmadewithoutthepresenceofathirdperson,Mr——indignantlyrejectedit,instantlylefttheroom,andcommunicatedthefactsfortheprotectionoftheunwaryagainstasetofdesperatesharpers。

MILLER’SGAMINGHOUSE。

In1796,oneThomasMillerwasindictedforkeepingagaminghouse;andwishedtohavethemattersettledsummarilybyadmittingconviction;butLordKenyon,thepresidingjudge,chosetohaveevidencebroughtforward。JohnShepherd,anattorneyoftheKing’sBench,whohadhimselfbeenplundered,statedthathewasatthedefendant’s,LeicesterStreet,onacertainnight,andsawHazardplayed。SometimesL20orL30dependedonathrow。

Onemorningbetweenthreeandfouro’clock,agentlemancameinmuchintoxicated。Hehadagreatdealofmoneyabouthim。

Millersaid——’Ididnotmeantoplay;butnowI’llsettowiththisfellow。’Millerscrapedalittlewaxwithhisfingeroffoneofthecandles,andputthedicetogether,sothattheycameseveneveryway。Sevenwasthemain,andhecouldnotthrowanythingbutseven。Adisputearose,andthepersonsatthetablegaveitinMiller’sfavour。TheyoungmansaidhehadlostaboutL70。Millerobserved——’Wehavecleanedhim。’Iftheattorneyhadremarkedonthisatthetime,theywouldhavebrokenhishead,orthrownhimoutofthewindow。

HehadoftenseenmenpawntheirwatchesandringstoMiller,andonceamanactuallypawnedhiscoat,andwentawaywithoutit!

Whenarticleswereofferedtobepawned,Liston,whowasapartnerintheconcern,said——’Idon’tunderstandthevalueofthesethingswell,’andhewouldthencallMiller。[44]

[44]Evenatthepresentdayitissaidthatother’articles’

besides’valuables’are’left’withthemarkeratbilliards’foraconsideration。’Afineumbrella,verylittleused,waslatelyshowntomeashavingbeensoldforfiveshillings,byamarker;

itprobablycosttwenty-five。

Millersaidtherewasnodisgraceinstandinginthepilloryforgaming。HecouldspareL500outofhiscofferswithoutmissingit。HisgamingtablewasoncebrokenupbyawarrantfromBowStreet,whenhesaiditwastoogoodathingtorelinquish,andhesetupanother,onelargeenoughfor20or30personstositat。Theyplayedatitallnight,andononeortwooccasionsallthenextdaytoo,sothatMillersaidtowitnessonhisreturnintheevening——’Someofthepeoplearestillherewhocamelastnight。Theysticktoitrarely。’Sundaywasthegrandday。Hehadseenmorethan40personsatatimethere,andtheyfrequentlyofferedhalf-a-crownforaseat。Wineandsupperswerefurnishedgratis。Somelookedoverthebacksofothersandbetted。AMrSmith,theverymanwhohadpawnedhiscoat,confirmedtheaboveevidence。Millerwasconvicted,andthejudge,LordKenyon,madethefollowingsolemnobservationsbeforepassingsentence:——

’Gamingisacrimeofgreaterenormity,andofmoredestructiveconsequencestosociety,thanmanywhichthelawsofthecountryhavemadecapital。Whatisthecrimeofstealingasheep,orpickingapocketofahandkerchief,whenplacedincomparisonwiththiscrime,tracedthroughallitsconsequences?

’Withregardtothoseinthehigherwalksoflife,experiencetellsusitoftenleadstoself-murderandduelling,aboutgamblingdebts,whichterminateinthetotalruinoffamiliesonceopulent,andreducetobeggarytheirinnocentandhelplesschildren;andasforthoseinalowersphereoflife,whentheyhavelosttheirmoney,theyoftenbetakethemselvestohousebreakingandthehighway,inordertoreplenishtheircoffers,andatlastendtheirlivesbythehandofjustice。’

Withmanyothermostexcellentobservationsonthetendencyofthisselfishandavariciousvice,heconcludedbysentencingMillertoafineofL500,oneyear’simprisonment,andsecurityforhisgoodbehaviourforsevenyears,himselfinL500andtwoothersinL250each,adding:——’Itappearedthatyouplayedwithloadeddice。TheCourthasnottakenthatintoconsideration,becauseitwasnotchargedintheindictment。’

ATTACKSONGAMINGHOUSES。

In1797theBedfordArms,CoventGarden,keptbyoneJohnTwycross,wasattacked,underwarrant。Thegaming-roomstoodanhour’ssiege,forthedoorsweresoplatedwithironthattherepeatedblowsofasledge-hammermadenoimpressiononthem。

Theofficersatlengthenteredthebackthroughthewindow。Theyfoundfifteenpersonsattable,butnotactuallyplaying,sonoconvictioncouldtakeplace。

InthesameyearapartyofBowStreetofficerssearchedagaminghouseat19,GreatSuffolkStreet。Theywereanhourineffectingtheirentrance。Twoverystoutdoors,stronglyboltedandbarred,obstructedthem。Allthegamestersbutoneescapedbyasubterraneouspassage,throughalongrangeofcellars,terminatingatahouseinWhitcombStreet,whencetheirleader,havingthekeysofeverydoor,conductedthemsafelyintotheopenair。

Inthepreviousyearaparty,mostlyFrenchemigrants,weretakenatahouseinOxendonStreet,withthetable,cards,&c。Acitymagistrateandacityofficerhadadisputeatcards,andaknock-downgameensued。

In1799theMarlboroughStreetofficersapprehendedatthegaminghouse,No。3,LeicesterSquare,thirteenoutoftwentypersons,fromthefirstfloor,playingatRougeetNoir。Oneofthegamblers,whentheyfirstentered,threwupthesash,and,steppingfromtheleads,fellintothearea,anddiedinbeingconveyedtothehospital。

Inthesameyear,twonotoriousgaminghouses,Nos。1and3,King’sPlace,wereattacked,byauthorityofasearchwarrant。

Alltheparaphernaliaoftheprofession,astables,dice,counters,&c。,wereseized;buttheinmateseffectedtheirescapeovertheroofsoftheadjoininghouses。TheproprietorofNo。3

wassmokedinachimney,andthreeFrenchemigrantsinterceptedintheirretreat。Ononeofthemwasfoundagoldwatch,whichappeared,bytherobbery-book,tohavebeenstolenaboutfiveyearspreviously。Thebankshadbeenconveyedaway,——atleast,theywerenotamongthecaptures。

’SOMETHINGHONOURABLETOTHEBRITISHFLAG。’

ItisstatedashighlyhonourabletotheBritishflagthat,amongthegamestersofthefirstquarterofthepresentcentury,noAdmiralswereseenattheINFERIORtables。Theirproperpridekeptthemfromafamiliarassociationwithpursers,clerks,grocers,horse-dealers,linen-drapers,silk-mercers,masons,builders,timber-merchants,booksellers,&c。,&c。,andmenoftheverylowestwalksoflife。

COARSELANGUAGEOFGAMESTERS。

’Iheardthosewho,inanotherplace,eveninthemostpolishedcourts,wouldtakeahighrankforgoodbreedingandgentlemanlyeducation,atthesetablesmakeuseoflanguagewhich,Ihope,Billingsgateitselfwouldturnfromwithdisgust。Itcannotberepeated;neitherwoulditbebelieved,unlessbysuchas,likemyself,havehad"confirmationstrong,"toostrongtoberejected,ifIdidnot,atthesametime,rejecttheevidenceofmysenses。’[45]

[45]SeymourHarcourt,TheGamingCalendar。

BOASTEDPROTECTIONOFGREATNAMESTOGAMINGHOUSES。

’OnoneoccasionIwasatthePigeonHole,inStJames’sSquare(sinceremovedtoKingStreet),whentheapprehensionswhichtherapidsaleofTheGreeks(aworkexposingthesystem)excitedamongtheplayerswerewarmlydebated。Tomygreatastonishment,apersonwhoIsupposedwasaproprietor,boastedtheimpenetrabilityofHIShouse,andonwhatground,thinkyou?

Why,onthatofithavingthecountenanceoftheLordChiefJusticeofEngland!Trueorfalse,itseemedtorevivetheflaggingspiritsofitsvisitors。Theyknewbetter。NoteventhewarmfeelingsofafatherwouldturnthescaleofjusticeintheevenhandofLordEllenborough。’

Itmustnot,however,betakenforgranted,merelybecausethesefellowsassertit,thatthesonsofthelateChiefJusticereallyfrequentedthatdenofiniquity。Itispartofthesystemofthesehousestodeludetheignorant,bypretendingthatthisortheotherpersonusestheirtables。Ihadaninstanceofthatmyselfat——,inPallMall。Askingwhothatgentlemanwas,pointingtotheparty,Iwasanswered——’ThatisMrHay,privatesecretarytoLordMelville,theFirstLordoftheAdmiralty。’

Now,IbelieveImaysafelysay,andfrommyownknowledge,too,thatMrHay,whosecharacterandconductisdeservedlyheldinthehighestestimation,NEVERwasatthatoranysuchhouse;yethisnamewasconstantlyquoted,andparticularlytoyoungofficersofthenavyandmarines,towhomhisacquaintanceheldouthopesoffutureadvantageintheirprofession![46]

[46]Id。ibid。

FORTUNATERISEOFACLUB-HOUSEWAITER。

’Awaitershipataclubsometimesledtofortune。ThomasRumbold,originallyawaiteratWhite’sgamingclub,gotanappointmentinIndia,andsuddenlyrosetobeSirThomas,andGovernorofMadras!Onhisreturn,withimmensewealth,abillofpainsandpenaltieswasbroughtintotheHousebyDundas,withtheviewofstrippingSirThomasofhisill-gottengains。Thisbillwasbrisklypushedthroughtheearlierstages;suddenlytheproceedingswerearrestedbyadjournment,andthemeasurefelltotheground。TherumourofthedayattributedRumbold’sescapetothecorruptassistanceofRigby;who,in1782,foundhimself,byLordNorth’sretirement,deprivedofhisplaceinthePayOffice,andcalledupontorefundalargeamountofpublicmoneysunaccountedfor。Inthisstrait,RigbywasbelievedtohavehadrecoursetoRumbold。Theiracquaintancehadcommencedinearlierdays,whenRigbywasoneoftheboldest"punters"atWhite’s,andRumboldbowedtohimforhalf-crownsaswaiter。RumboldissaidtohavegivenRigbyalargesumofmoney,onconditionoftheformerbeingreleasedfromtheimpendingpainsandpenalties。

Thetruthofthereporthasbeenvehementlydenied;butthecircumstancesaresuspicious。Thebillwasdropped;Dundas,itsintroducer,wasRigby’sintimateassociate。Rigby’snephewandheirsoonaftermarriedRumbold’sdaughter。SirThomashimselfhadmarriedadaughterofDrLaw,BishopofCarlisle。TheworthybishopstoodgodfathertooneofRumbold’schildren;theothergodfatherwastheNabobofArcot,andthechildwaschristened"Mahomet。"So,atleast,WalpoleinformsMann。’[47]

[47]Timbs,ClubLifeinLondon。

PLAYIN1820。

AccordingtotheMorningPostofMay15,1820,atoneofthegaminghousesattheWestEnd,inonenight,propertytotheamountofL50,000issaidtohavechangedhands。

ACCOUNTOFAGAMEATHAZARD。

ThefollowingaccountofagameatHazardwasgivenbyayoungman,who,intheyear1820,wasdecoyedintooneofthegamblinghousesinthecity,keptbyoneJohnMorley,whowasconvictedbytheLordMayor,inthepenaltyofL200,’forkeepingHazard;’butwho,itisstated,leftthiscountryforIrelandthemomentproceedingswereinstituted。

’Thehouseinquestionwastoallappearancedevotedtothegameofbilliards,andmostofthosewhofrequenteditengagedmerelyinthatgame。Throughtheagencyofprofessedgamesters,whosharedintheprofitsoftheconcern,thosewhoappearedtobeproperobjectsofplunderweresoonintroducedtotheHazardtable,whichwaskeptinaretiredandprivatepartofthehouse。

’Theevidenceoftheyoungmanwastothefollowingeffect:——HehadbeeninMorley’shouse;thegameofHazardwasplayedinthefrontroomonthesecondfloor;adoorledintoitfromthelanding-place,andanotherfromthepublicbilliard-room,whichwasthebackroomonthesamefloor;boththesedoorswereduringthetimeofplaykeptbarredandlocked,andneveropenedexcepttothevoiceofsomepersonknowntothemasterofthehouse。

Duringtheplaythedoorwasseldomorneveropened,butbeforetheplaycommencedtherewasanunderstandinggiventhatproceedingswereabouttobegin。

’Inthecentreoftheroomwasalargecirculartable,overwhichalampwassuspended,androundthetabletheplayerssat,innumber,generally,fromsixtoten。

’Theplaycommencedbyoneoftheplayerstakingthedice-boxwithtwodiceinit;twootherdicewerecoveredonthetable,andmightbesubstitutedforthoseinthebox,uponapplicationtoMorley,whoactedas"groomporter。"Thepersonwhoheldtheboxwascalledthecaster,andhecalledamain,thatis,hementionedaloudanynumberonthedicefromfivetonine;andthrowingthediceonthetable,countedthenumberonthetwodiceashischance,thenumberwhichhecalledbeingthechanceofhissetter。Beforethemainiscalled,thecasterthrowsdownhisstake,whichanypersonpresenthastheoptionofcovering,or,asitiscalled,"setting,"byplacingasimilarsumonthetable。Forinstance,ifthecaster,afterbeing"set,"callfivethemain,andthrowsimmediatelyfourandone,orthreeandtwo,he"nicks"it,thatis,winshismoneyatonce。Ifhethrowssixandone,fiveandtwo,orfourandthree,eachofwhichtwonumbersmakesseven,hebetstheODDS,whicharethreetotwoinhisfavour——inasmuchastherearethreewaysofthrowingseven,andonlytwoofthrowingfive;andhecontinuesthrowinguntileitherfiveorsevencomeoff。Bytheformerheloses,bythelatterhewins。

’Ifhecallsseventhemain,andthrowsthreeandone,orsixandfour,theoddsaretwotooneagainsthim——inasmuchasthereareonlythreewayseachofthrowing,thefourandthetenandsixwins,throwingtheseven,thatis,threeoneachdie。[48]Ifthecasterwishes,hecallsamain,andcontinuestodosotillheloses,which,inthetechnicalphraseology,is"throwingout。"

Hethenpassesthebowtothepersonnextonthelefthand,who,inlikemanner,passesittohisneighbour。Morleyisremuneratedforhistableveryhandsomely。Whenthecasterthrowsinthreemainssuccessively,hepaystoMorleywhatiscalledabox(oneofthepiecesofthehousewithwhichthegameisplayed)。Thepricesareeighteen-penceeach,andhegivestheminexchangefornotes,andretakesthem。Thecasterpaysnothingunlesshewins。Theplayersgenerallyleaveoffplayatelevenortwelveo’clock。OnSaturdaythereismostplay,asMorleyonthatdayalwaysgivesadinneratfouro’clock,immediatelyafterwhichtheplaycommences。Onotherdaysteaandcoffeearegiven。’

[48]IconfessIdonotunderstandtheabovepassage。

Anumberofyoungmen,mostofwhomwereclerks,werecalledtoconfirmtheevidenceastothesystem,butnoneofthemappeared。

InaletterpublishedintheTimesofJuly22,1824,wereadasfollows:——

’Theactionagainstthekeepersofacertainnotorious"hell,"

whichwasnoticedinthedifferentjournalsas"comingon,"iswithdrawn,or,moreproperlyspeaking,is"compromised。"Thusitwillalwaysbe;andthedifferenthellsstillflourishwithimpunity,totheenrichmentofafewknaves,andtheruinofmanythousands,tillmoreeffectuallawsareframedtomeettheevil。

Astheynetthousandsanight,afewhundredsoreventhousandscanbewellsparedtosmotherafewactionsandprosecutions,whichareveryrarelyinstitutedagainstthem,andneverbutbyruinedmen,whoareeasilyquietedbyasmallconsideration,which,fromrecentjudgments,willnotbewithheld;thereforeweshallseerecordedbutveryfewconvictionsifanyatall。Attheheadoftheseinfamousestablishmentsisoneyclept"Fishmollgers’Hall,"[49]whichsacksmoreplunderthanalltheothersputtogether,thoughtheyconsistofaboutadozen。ThisplacehasbeenfittedupatanexpenseofL40,000,andisthemostsplendidhouse,interiorlyandexteriorly,inalltheneighbourhood。Itisestablishedasabaitforthefortunesofthegreat,manyofwhomhavealreadybeenseveresufferers。

Invitationstodinneraresenttonoblemenandgentlemen,atwhichtheyaretreatedwitheverydelicacy,andthemostintoxicatingwines。

[49]OtherwisecalledCrock-odileHall。

’Aftersuch"liberal"entertainment,avisittotheFrenchHazardtable,intheadjoiningroom,isamatterofcourse,whentheconsequencesareeasilydivined。Amanthusalluredtothedenmaydeterminenottolosemorethanthefewpoundshehasabouthim;butintheintoxicationofthemoment,andthedeliriumofplay,itfrequentlyhappensthat,notwithstandingthebestresolves,heborrowsmoneyonhischeques,whichareknowntobegood,andarereadilycashedtoveryconsiderableamounts。InthismannerL10,000,L20,000,L30,000,ormore,havebeenoftensweptaway!

TheyleftKingStreetaboutthreeyearsago,when,inconjunctionwithT——(amanwhoafewyearsagotookthebenefitoftheact,andsubsequentlytookoneortwo"hells"inPallMall,buthasamassedfullL150,000ofplunder)andA——,whohasL70,000

ofplunder,theyopenedaclub-houseinPiccadilly,withaFrenchHazardbankofL10,000,wheninashorttimetheydividedbetweenthefour——afteralltheirheavyexpenseswerecovered——upwardsofL200,000。Inproportiontotheextentofthebankandthestakes,sodotheycollecttheplunder。’

PROGRESSINTHEGAMINGTRADE。

Intheminorgaminghousestheplayersassembledinpartiesoffrom40to50persons,whoprobablybroughtonanaverage,eachnight,fromonetotwentyshillingstoplaywith。Asthemoneywaslost,thelosersfelloff,iftheycouldnotborroworbegmore;andthiswentonsometimesinthewinterseasonfor14to16hoursinsuccession;sothatfrom100to150personsmightbecalculatedtovisitonegamingtableinthecourseofanight;

anditnotunfrequentlyhappenedthatultimatelyallthemoneybroughttothetablegotintothehandsofoneortwoofthemostfortunateadventurers,savethatwhichwaspaidtothetablefor’box-hands’——thatis,whenaplayerwonthreetimesinsuccession。Attheseestablishmentsthepriceofaboxvariedfromoneshillingtohalf-a-crown。Everymanthusengagedwasdestinedtobecomeeitheramorefinishedandmischievousgambler,ortoappearatthebaroftheOldBailey。Thesuccessfulplayersbydegreesimprovedtheirexternalappearance,andobtainedadmittanceintohousesofhigherplay,wheretwoshillingsandsixpenceorthreeshillingsandfourpencewasdemandedforthebox-hand。Ifsuccessattendedtheminthefirststepofadvancement,theynextgotinitiatedintobetterhouses,andassociatedwithgamblersofahighergrade。

PLAYIN1838。

Abouttheyear1838thegaminghouseswerekeptopenallday,thedicewerescarcelyeveridle,dayornight。FromSundaytoSunday,alltheyearround,personsweretobefoundintheseplaces,losingtheirmoney,andwastingawaytheirverybodiesbytheconsuminganxietyconsequentontheirpositionattheHazardorRoulettetable。

STATISTICSOFGAMBLINGIN1844。

ThefollowingfactscameoutinevidencebeforethecommitteeoftheHouseofCommons,in1844。

Downtothatyeartherewerenolessthan12gaminghousesinStJames’sandStGeorge’s。Theplaywashigherinoldtimes,butnotsoGENERAL。

’TheincreaseofgamblinghouseswasentirelytheoffspringofCrockford’s。’SuchwastheopinionoftheHonourableFrederickByng,beforethecommittee,whoadded,’thatthefacilitytoeverybodytogambleatCrockford’sledtotheestablishmentofothergamblinghousesfittedupinasuperiorstyle,andattractivetogentlemenwhoneverwouldhavethoughtofgoingintothemformerly。’

Previously,intheclubs,thegamblingwasconfinedtoaveryhighrateandtoaveryfewpeople。Theabove-namedwitnesssaidhe’couldhavenamedallthegamblersinhisearlydaysattheclubs。NopersoncomingintoaroomwhereHazardwascarriedonwouldhavebeenpermittedtoplayforaSMALLSUM,andthereforeheleftit。’

Thesamegentlemanrememberedthetimewhengamblingtableswerekeptinprivatehouses。

’Itisafactthatmostofthosewhoplayedveryhighwereprettywellcleanedout。’

’Crockfordincreasedgamblingeverywhere。’’Personsofthemiddlingclasses,butchers,andgentleman’sservantswenttothelowgamblinghouses。’

Theseplacesheldoutinducementstorobbery。’IfaservantorshopmancouldscrapetogetherL200orL300,hehad,bytheagencyofthekeepersofthesehouses,theopportunityoflendingouthismoneytothelosersat60percent。’