第8章

AMrR——y,sonofabaronet,leftWattier’sclubonenightwithonlyL4inhispocket,sayingthathewouldlookinatthehells。

Hedidso,and,returningafterthreeo’clockinthemorning,offeredtobetL500thathehadaboveL4000。TheresultprovedthathehadL4300,allwonatgamingtables,fromthesmallbeginningofL4。HethensatdowntoplaygamesofskillatWattier’s,andwenthomeatsixo’clockwithoutasinglepound!

ThesamemansubsequentlywonL30,000,andafterwardslostitall,withL15,000more,andthen’wenttotheContinent。’

AmajoroftheRifleBrigade,inconsequenceofgamblinginLondon,bywhichhelostvastsumsofmoney,wentoutofhissensesanddiedafewyearsagoinanasylum。Thisoccurredwithinthelasttenortwelveyears。

SaysMrSeymourHarcourt,inhis’GamingCalendar,’’Ihavemyselfseenhanginginchainsamanwhom,ashorttimebefore,I

sawataHazardtable!’

Hogarthlenthistremendouspowertotheportrayaloftheruinedgamester,andshowsittothelifeinhisprintofthegaminghouseinthe’Rake’sProgress。’

Threestagesofthatspeciesofmadnesswhichattendsgamingaretheredescribed。Onthefirstshockallisinwarddismay。Theruinedgamesterisrepresentedleaningagainstawallwithhisarmsacross,lostinanagonyofhorror。Shortlyafterthishorriblegloomburstsintoastormandfury。Hetearsinpieceswhatevercomesnearhim,and,kneelingdown,invokescursesonhimself。Hisnextattackisonothers——oneveryonewhomheimaginestohavebeeninstrumentalinhisruin。Theeagerjoyofthewinninggamester,theattentionoftheusurer,andtheprofoundreverieofthehighwayman,areallstronglymarkedinthiswonderfulpicture。

HOWMANYGAMESTERSLIVEBYPLAY?

Itisanobservationmadebythosewhocalculateonthegamingworld,thatabovenine-tenthsofthepersonswhoplayLIVEbyit。

Now,astheordinaryestablishmentofaGENTEELgamester,asheiscommonlycalled,cannotbelessthanL1000perannum,luck,whichturnsoutEQUALinthelongrun,willnotsupporthim;hemustthereforeLIVEbywhattheycallamongthemselvestheBEST

OFTHEGAME——or,inplainEnglish,cheating。

Somuchfortheinnerandouterlifeofgamblers。AndnowI

shallintroduceMrBen。Disraeli,recounting,inthehappiestveinofhisyoungerdays,amagnificentgamblingscene,quiteonaparwiththelegendoftheHindooepicbeforequoted,[12]andwhich,Idoubtnot,will(tousetheyoungDisraeli’sownwords)

makethereader’scudalongandwarmupintofriskiness。’

[12]ChapterII。

Acuriousphraseoccursinthe9thchapterof’TheYoungDuke,’

intheparagraphatthebeginning,afterthewords——’Oyeimmortalgods!’

Althoughthesceneofthedramaispartofanovel,yettherecanbenodoubtofitsbeing’foundedonfact’——atanyrate,Ithinkthereneverwasanarrativeofgreaterverisimilitude。

’Afterdinner,withtheexceptionofCogit,whowasbusiedincompoundingsomewonderfulliquidforthefuturerefreshment,theysatdowntoEcarte。Withouthavingexchangedaworduponthesubject,thereseemedageneralunderstandingamongalltheparties,thatto-nightwastobeapitchedbattle——andtheybeganatonce,verybriskly。Yet,inspiteoftheiruniversaldetermination,midnightarrivedwithoutanythingverydecisive。

Anotherhourpassedover,andthenTomCogitkepttouchingthebaron’selbow,andwhisperinginavoicewhicheverybodycouldunderstand。Allthismeantthatsupperwasready。Itwasbroughtintotheroom。

’Gaminghasoneadvantage——itgivesyouanappetite;thatistosay,solongasyouhaveachanceremaining。Thedukehadthousands,——foratpresenthisresourceswereunimpaired,andhewasexhaustedbytheconstantattentionandanxietyoffivehours。Hepassedoverthedelicacies,andwenttotheside-

table,andbegancuttinghimselfsomecoldroastbeef。TomCogitranup,nottohisGrace,buttothebaron,toannouncetheshockingfact,thattheDukeofStJameswasenduringgreattrouble;andthenthebaronaskedhisGracetopermitMrCogittoservehim。

’Ourherodevoured——weusethewordadvisedly,asfoolssayintheHouseofCommons——hedevouredtheroastbeef,andrejectingthehermitagewithdisgust,askedforporter。

’Theysettoagain,freshaseagles。Atsixo’clock,accountsweresocomplicated,thattheystoppedtomakeuptheirbooks。

Eachplayedwithhismemorandumsandpencilathisside。Nothingfatalhadyethappened。ThedukeowedLordDiceaboutL5000,andTempleGraceowedhimasmanyhundreds。LordCastlefortalsowashisdebtortothetuneof750,andthebaronwasinhisbooks,butslightly。

’Everyhalf-hourtheyhadanewpackofcards,andthrewtheusedonesonthefloor。AllthistimeTomCogitdidnothingbutsnuffthecandles,stirthefire,bringthemanewpack,andoccasionallymadeatumblerforthem。

’Ateighto’clocktheduke’ssituationwasworsened。Therunwasgreatlyagainsthim,andperhapshislossesweredoubled。Hepulledupagainthenexthourortwo;but,nevertheless,atteno’clockowedeveryonesomething。Nooneofferedtogiveover;

andeveryone,perhaps,feltthathisobjectwasnotobtained。

Theymadetheirtoilets,andwentdown-stairstobreakfast。Inthemeantimetheshutterswereopened,theroomaired;andinlessthananhourtheywereatitagain。

’Theyplayedtilldinner-timewithoutintermission;andthoughthedukemadesomedesperateefforts,andsomesuccessfulones,hislosseswere,nevertheless,trebled。Yetheateanexcellentdinner,andwasnotatalldepressed;becausethemorehelostthemorehiscourageandhisresourcesseemedtoexpand。Atfirst,hehadlimitedhimselfto10,000;afterbreakfast,itwastohavebeen20,000;then30,000wastheultimatum;andnowhedismissedallthoughtsoflimitsfromhismind,andwasdeterminedtoriskorgaineverything。

’AtmidnighthehadlostL48,000。

’Affairsnowbegantobeserious。Hissupperwasnotsohearty。

Whiletherestwereeating,hewalkedabouttheroom,andbegantolimithisambitiontorecovery,andnottogain。

’Whenyouplaytowinback,thefunisover:thereisnothingtorecompenseyouforyourbodilytorturesandyourdegradedfeelings;andtheverybestresultthatcanhappen,whileithasnocharms,seemstoyourcowedmindimpossible。

’Ontheyplayed,andthedukelostmore。Hismindwasjaded。Hefloundered——hemadedesperateefforts,butplungeddeeperintheslough。Feelingthat,toregainhisground,eachcardmusttell,heactedoneachasifitmustwin,andtheconsequencesofthisinsanity(foragamesteratsuchacrisisisreallyinsane)were,thathislosseswereprodigious。

’Anothermorningcame,andtheretheysat,ankle-deepincards。

Noattemptatbreakfastnow——noaffectationofmakingatoilet,orairingtheroom。Theatmospherewashot,tobesure,butitwellbecamesuchahell。Theretheysat,intotal,inpositiveforgetfulnessofeverythingbutthehotgametheywerehuntingdown。Therewasnotamanintheroom,exceptTomCogit,whocouldhavetoldyouthenameofthetowninwhichtheywereliving。Theretheysat,almostbreathless,watchingeveryturnwiththefelllookintheircannibaleyes,whichshowedtheirtotalinabilitytosympathizewiththeirfellow-beings。Alltheformsofsocietyhadbeenforgotten。Therewasnosnuff-boxhandedaboutnow,forcourtesy,admiration,orapinch;noaffectationofoccasionallymakingaremarkuponanyothertopicbuttheall-engrossingone。

’LordCastlefortrestedwithhisarmsonthetable:——afalsetoothhadgotunhinged。HisLordship,who,atanyothertime,wouldhavebeenmostannoyed,coollyputitinhispocket。Hischeekshadfallen,andhelookedtwentyyearsolder。

’LordDicehadtornoffhiscravat,andhishairflungdownoverhiscallous,bloodlesschecks,straightassilk。

’TempleGracelookedasifhewereblightedbylightning;andhisdeep-blueeyesgleamedlikeahyaena。

’Thebaronwasleastchanged。

’TomCogit,whosmeltthatthecrisiswasathand,wasasquietasabribedrat。

’Ontheyplayedtillsixo’clockintheevening,andthentheyagreedtodesisttillafterdinner。LordDicethrewhimselfonasofa。LordCastlefortbreathedwithdifficulty。Therestwalkedabout。Whiletheywererestingontheiroars,theyoungdukeroughlymadeuphisaccounts。HefoundthathewasminusaboutL100,000。

’Immenseasthislosswas,hewasmorestruck——moreappalled,letussay——atthestrangenessofthesurroundingscene,thanevenbyhisownruin。Ashelookeduponhisfellow-gamesters,heseemed,forthefirsttimeinhislife,togazeuponsomeofthosehideousdemonsofwhomhehadread。Helookedinthemirrorathimself。Ablightseemedtohavefallenoverhisbeauty,andhispresenceseemedaccursed。Hehadpursuedadissipated,evenmorethanadissipated,career。Manywerethenightsthathadbeenspentbyhimnotonhiscouch;greathadbeentheexhaustionthathehadoftenexperienced;haggardhadsometimesevenbeenthelustreofhisyouth。Butwhenhadbeenmarkeduponhisbrowthisharrowingcare?Whenhadhisfeaturesbeforebeenstampedwiththisanxiety,thisanguish,thisbaffleddesire,thisstrange,unearthlyscowl,whichmadehimeventremble?What!wasitpossible?——itcouldnotbe——thatintimehewastobelikethoseawful,thoseunearthly,thoseunhallowedthingsthatwerearoundhim。Hefeltasifhehadfallenfromhisstate,asifhehaddishonouredhisancestry,asifhehadbetrayedhistrust。Hefeltacriminal。

’Inthedarknessofhismeditationsaflashburstfromhisluridmind,acelestiallightappearedtodissipatethisthickeninggloom,andhissoulfelt,asitwere,bathedwiththesofteningradiancy。HethoughtofMayDacre,hethoughtofeverythingthatwaspure,andholy,andbeautiful,andluminous,andcalm。Itwastheinnatevirtueofthemanthatmadethisappealtohiscorruptednature。Hislossesseemednothing;hisdukedomwouldbetooslightaransomforfreedomfromtheseghouls,andforthebreathofthesweetair。

’Headvancedtothebaron,andexpressedhisdesiretoplaynomore。Therewasanimmediatestir。Alljumpedup,andnowthedeedwasdone。Cant,inspiteoftheirexhaustion,assumedherreign。Theybeggedhimtohavehisrevenge,——werequiteannoyedattheresult,——hadnodoubthewouldrecoverifheproceeded。

’Withoutnoticingtheirremarks,heseatedhimselfatthetable,andwrotechequesfortheirrespectiveamounts,TomCogitjumpingupandbringinghimtheinkstand。LordCastlefort,inthemostaffectionatemanner,pocketedthedraft;atthesametimerecommendingthedukenottobeinahurry,buttosenditwhenhewascool。LordDicereceivedhiswithabow,TempleGracewithasigh,thebaronwithanavowalofhisreadinessalwaystogivehimhisrevenge。

’Theduke,thoughsickatheart,wouldnotleavetheroomwithanyevidenceofabrokenspirit;andwhenLordCastlefortagainrepeated——"Payuswhenwemeetagain,"hesaid,"Ithinkitveryimprobablethatweshallmeetagain,myLord。Iwishedtoknowwhatgamingwas。Ihadheardagreatdealaboutit。Itisnotsoverydisgusting;butIamayoungman,andcannotplaytrickswithmycomplexion。"

’Hereachedhishouse。TheBirdwasout。Hegaveordersforhimselfnottobedisturbed,andhewenttobed;butinvainhetriedtosleep。Whatrackexceedsthetortureofanexcitedbrainandanexhaustedbody?Hishandsandfeetwerelikeice,hisbrowlikefire;hisearsrungwithsupernaturalroaring;anauseahadseizeduponhim,anddeathhewouldhavewelcomed。Invain,invainhecourtedrepose;invainhehadrecoursetoeveryexpedienttowilehimselftoslumber。Eachminutehestartedfromhispillowwithsomephrasewhichremindedhimofhislatefearfulsociety。Hourafterhourmovedonwithitsleadenpace;

eachhourheheardstrike,andeachhourseemedanage。Eachhourwasonlyasignaltocastoffsomecovering,orshifthisposition。Itwas,atlength,morning。Withafeelingthatheshouldgomadifheremainedanylongerinbed,herose,andpacedhischamber。Theairrefreshedhim。Hethrewhimselfonthefloor,thecoldcreptoverhissenses,andheslept。’[13]

[13]’TheYoungDuke,’byB。Disraeli,chapterVIII。Thisgamblingistheturning-pointintheyoungduke’scareer;heproveshimselfatlengthnotunworthyofhisnobleancestryarmhishighhereditaryposition,——takeshisplaceintheSenate,andwedsthemaidenofhislove。

CHAPTERIV。

ATROCITIES,DUELS,SUICIDES,ANDEXECUTIONOFGAMBLERS。

Thehistoryofallnationsisbuttherecordoftheircupidity;

andwhenthefuryofgamingappearsonthescene,ithasneverfailedtodoubletheinsolenceandatrocitiesoftyranny。

TheatrociousgamblingoftheHindooRajashasbeenrelated;[14]

andIhaveincidentallyadvertedtosimilarconcomitantsoftheviceamongallnations。Inowproposetobringtogetheraseriesoffactsspeciallyelucidativeoftheharrowingtheme。

[14]ChapterII。

OneofthePtolemys,kingsofEgypt,requiredallcausestobesubmittedtohimwhilstatplay,andpronouncedevensentenceofdeathaccordingtochance。Ononeoccasionhiswife,Berenice,pronouncedthereanentthosememorablewords:——’Therecannotbetoomuchdeliberationwhenthedeathofamanisconcerned’——

afterwardsadoptedbyJuvenal——Nullaunquamdemortehominiscunctatiolongaest。[15]

[15]Aelian,Var。Hist。lib。XLIV。c。xiii。;Juvenal,Sat。vi。

Tolomnius,KingoftheVeii,happenedtobeplayingatdicewhenthearrivalofRomanambassadorswasannounced。AttheveryinstantheutteredthewordKILL,atermofthegame;thewordwasmisinterpretedbythehearers,andtheywentforthwithandmassacredtheambassadors。LivysuggeststhatthiswasanexcuseallegedAFTERthecommissionofthedeed;butgamestersaresubjecttosuchabsenceofmindthatthereisreallynothingincredibleorastonishingintheact。’Sire,’exclaimedamessengertotheCaliphAlamin,’itisnolongertimeforplay——

Babylonisbesieged!’’Silence!’saidthecaliph,’don’tyouseeIamonthepointofgivingcheckmate?’ThesamestoryistoldofaDukeofNormandy。

Warshavearisenfromverytrivialcauses——amongtherestgambling。Henry,thesonofWilliamtheConqueror,wasplayingatchesswithLouis,thesonofPhilip,KingofFrance。Thelatter,perceivingthathewaslosingthegamegotintoapassion,andcallingHenrythesonofabastard,flungthechess-

boardintohisface。Henrytookthechess-boardandstruckLouiswithitsoviolentlythathedrewblood,andwouldhavekilledhimifhisbrother,whohappenedtocomein,hadnotpreventedhim。Thetwobrotherstooktoflight,butagreatandlastingwarwastheconsequenceofthegamblingfracas。

AgamingquarrelwasthecauseoftheslapinthefacegivenbytheDucRenetoLouisXII。,thenonlyDucd’Orleans。Thisslapwastheoriginofaliguewhichwastermed’themadwar。’Theresentmentoftheoutragedprincewasnotappeaseduntilhemountedthethrone,whenheutteredthesememorablewords:——’A

KingofFrancedoesnotavengeinsultsofferedtoaDukeofOrleans。’

Manynarrativesofsuicidecommittedbydesperategamblersareonrecord,someofwhichInowadduce。

SIRJOHNBLAND,OFKIPPAXPARK。

SirJohnBland,ofKippaxPark,flirtedawayhiswholefortuneatHazard。’He,t’othernight,’saysWalpole,’exceededwhatwaslostbythelateDukeofBedford,havingatoneperiodofthenight(thoughherecoveredthegreaterpartofit)losttwoandthirtythousandpounds。’SirJohnKippaxshothimselfin1705。

LORDMOUNTFORD。

LordMountfordcametoatragicendthroughhisgambling。Hehadlostmoney;fearedtobereducedtodistress;askedforagovernmentappointment,anddeterminedtothrowthedieoflifeordeathontheanswerreceivedfromcourt。Theanswerwasunfavourable。Heconsultedseveralpersons,indirectlyatfirst,afterwardsprettydirectly,ontheeasiestmodeoffinishinglife;invitedadinner-partyforthedayafter;suppedatWhite’s,andplayedatWhisttilloneo’clockoftheNewYear’smorning。LordRobertBertiedranktohim’ahappynewyear;’heclappedhishandstrangelytohiseyes。Inthemorning,hesentforalawyerandthreewitnesses,executedhiswill,madethemreaditovertwice,paragraphbyparagraph,askedthelawyerifthatwillwouldstandgoodthoughamanweretoshoothimself。

Beingassureditwould,hesaid——’Praystay,whileIstepintothenextroom;’wentintothenextroomandshothimself,placingthemuzzleofthepistolsoclosetohisheadthatthereportwasnotheard。

ASUICIDEROBBINGPETERTOPAYPAUL。

Gamblershavebeenknowntosetascoollyanddeliberatelyaboutblowingouttheirbrainsasiftheyhadonlybeengoingtolighttheircigars。LordOrford,inhiscorrespondencewithHoraceWalpole,mentionstwocuriousinstances。

OneofthefashionableyoungmenofLordOrford’sdayhadbeenunhappilydecoyedintoagamblinghouse,wherehispassionforplaybecamesogreatthathespentnearlythewholeofhistimeinthrowingthedice。Hecontinuedtogambleuntilhehadnotonlylostaprincelyfortune,buthadincurredalargeamountofdebtamonghistradesmen。Withthelossofhismoney,andtheutterbeggarywhichstaredhimintheface,theunfortunatevictimofplaylostallrelishforlife;andsoughtindeaththeonlyrefugehecouldfancyfromtheinfamyandmiserywhichhehadbroughtuponhimself。Butwhilstfullyresolvedonself-

destruction,hethought,beforecarryinghisfatalpurposeintoexecution,hemightaswelldohistradesmenanactofjustice,evenifinsodoingheshoulddoinjusticetoothers。Heinsuredhislifetotheextentofhisdebts,amountingtoseveralthousandpounds。Beingacquaintedwithseveralofthedirectorsofthecompany(hecalledthemhislife-and-deathbrokers)inwhichheinsured,heinvitedthemtodinnerthefollowingday,withtheostensibleviewofcelebratingthecompletionoftheinsurance。Thetradesmenalsoreceivedstrictorderstobepresent;andasthenon-paymentoftheiraccountsforalongperiodtocomewasthepenaltyofnotaccedingtohiswishesinthisrespect,itcanscarcelybenecessarytosaythattheywereall’punctualasloverstothemomentsworn。’Thedinnerover,andaliberalallowanceofwinehavingbeenquaffed,theruinedgamblerdesiredtheservanttocallupallwhowereinthehallbelow。Inafewsecondsthedining-roomwasfilledwithtradesmen,alleagertoreceivepaymentoftheiraccounts。’Now,gentlemen,’saidthegambler,addressinghisguests,andpointingtothelittlecrowdoftradesmen,——’now,gentlemen,theseareallmytradesmen;theyarehonestindustriousmen,towhomIamindebted,andasIseenootherearthlymeansofbeingeverabletomeettheirjustclaims,youwillbesokindastopaythemoutofthesumforwhichIinsuredmylifeyesterday。Allowme,gentlemen,tobidyoufarewell。’Andsosaying,hepulledapistolfromhispocket,andplacingittohishead,thatinstantblewouthisbrains。Ofcoursehisinsuranceofficemusthavebeenonethatundertooktopayinsuranceswhatevermightbethecauseofdeath,notexceptingsuicide——which,likeduelling,hasusuallybeenabartosuchclaims。

REVELATIONSOFAGAMBLERONTHEPOINTOFCOMMITTINGSELF-MURDER。

Thefollowingis’AfullandparticularaccountofapersonwhothrewhimselfintotheThames,fromBlackfriarsBridge,onWednesday,July10,1782;withthemelancholypaperheleftbehindhim,accountingtohiswifeandchildrenforsorashanaction。’ItissaidthatseveralthousandsofthepapersweredispersedthroughLondon,anditistobehopedthatsomeofthemmightproducethatgoodeffectwhichseemstohavebeensoanxiouslydesiredbythepersonwhowishedthemtobedistributed。

’Midnight,July10,1782。

’Whoeverthouartthatreadestthispaper,listentothevoiceofonefromtheDEAD。WhilethineeyesperusethelinestheirwritermaybesufferingthemosthorridpunishmentswhichanincensedCreatorcaninflictuponthegreatestsinner。

’Reader,artthouofmyownsex?Artthouaman?Oh,inwhateverrankoflife,whetherhighorlow,——bewareofgambling!

BewareofsomuchasapproachinganEOtable!HadIevermetwithsuchadreadfulwarningasInowofferthee,Imightperhapshavebeensavedfromdeath——havebeensnatchedfromdamnation。

Reader,artthouawoman?Oh,whetherrichorpoor,whetherwife,mother,sister,ordaughter,——ifthoususpectthatthelatehours,thefeverishbody,thedisturbedmind,theruffledtemper,thesuddenextravaganceofhimwhomthoulovest,arecausedbyfrequentingthegamingtable,oh,failnottodiscoverthysuspicions——failnottoremonstrate!Hadbutmydearwiferemonstratedwithme,whenshesawme,inconsequenceofmywinnings,indulgeinexpense,whichshemusthaveknownIcouldnothonestlyafford,shewouldnotnow,withinthenexthour,bedeprivedofherhusband——oftheonlysupportofherselfandherthreepoorchildreninthisworld,——anddeprivedofhiminamannerwhicheffectuallycutsoffallhopesofourevermeetinginthehappinessofanother。****

’Yes,inlessthananhour,cowardasIam,Ishallhavedesertedmydutyandmyfamilyinthisworld;and,wretchasIam,shallhaverushedintoallthehorrorsofhellinanotherworld,bydrowningmyself。

’BycuriosityIwasfirstledtotheEOtable。AshamedtostandidleIputuponE,itcameE;uponO,itcameO。Fortunefavouredme(asIfoolishlycalledit),andIcameawayawinner。

Somethingworsethancuriosity,thoughhardlymoredangerous,carriedmetoanothertableanothernight。Myviewingoingwasanswered。MyviewwastoWIN,andagainIWONinthecourseoftheevening。AgainIwent,andagainIwon。Forsomeweeksthiswastheconstantstory。Oh,happyhadIlostatfirst!NowI

wenteverynight。EverythingIoughttohavedone,neglected。

Upallnight,Iwasforcedtolieinbedallday。Thestrengthofmymind,whichatTHISmomentmightsaveme,washourlywastingaway。Mywifewasdeceivedwithcontinualfalsehoods,towhichnothingbutherfondnessformeblindedher。Evenmywinnings,withtheexpenseandextravaganceinwhichIindulgedmyselfandfamily,wereeverydaymorethanhalfexhausted。ButIfeltthatIwasalwaystowin。Fortunefavouredme。Fortunewasnowmydeity。****

’Butfortune,mynew,myfalsedeity,desertedme。MyluckTURNED。Iamundone!Ruined!Abeggar!Mywifeandchildrenwillwantamorselofbreadtoeat。****Todestroymyselfistheonlywaytopreservemyfamilyfromwant,andtokeepmyselffromtheGALLOWS。ThismorningIabsolutelyhesitatedwhetherI

shouldnotprocureasumofmoneywithwhichtotrymyluckbyFORGERY。Gamesters,thinkofthat——FORGERY!Omydearwife,isnotanythingbetterthanseeingmeconveyedtoTyburn?Yes,itisbetterthatbeforemanyhoursyouandyourthreehelplessdaughtersshouldbehangingintears(Ilittlemerit)overmylifeless,cold,andswollenbody。

’Readers,farewell!Frommysadandvoluntarydeath,learnwisdom。InconsequenceofgamingIgotoseekmydestructionintheThames。Oh,thinkinwhatmannerhedeservestobepunishedwhocommitsacrimewhichheisfullypersuadedmerits,andwillnotfailtomeet,theseverestpunishment。’

Thenarrativeproceedstostatethat,’betweenoneandtwoo’clockinthemorninghetookasadfarewellofthisworld,andleapedoverBlackfriarsBridge。ItpleasedProvidence,however,thatheshouldbeseencommittingthisdesperateactionbytwowatermen,whofoundhisbodyafterithadbeenaconsiderabletimeunderwater。InconsequenceofthemethodsusedbythemenoftheHumaneSociety,hewasatlengthalmostmiraculouslyrestoredtolifeandtohisfamily。Itisfurtherstatedthat——

’Inconsequenceoftheadviceofaworthyclergymanhewasrestoredtoreasonandtoreligion。Henowwondershowhecouldthinkofcommittingsohorridacrime;andisnotwithouthopethatbyalifeofcontinualrepentanceandexemplaryreligion,hemayobtainpardonhereafter。Thepaperwhichhewrotebeforehesetforthtodrownhimselfhestilldesiresshouldbemadeaspublicaspossible,andthatthisnarrativeshouldbeaddedtoit。

INCORRIGIBLE。

Intheyear1799,SirW。L——,Bart。,findinghiseldestsonextremelydistressedandembarrassed,toldhimthathewouldrelievehimfromallhisdifficulties,onconditionthathewouldstatetohim,withoutreserve,theirutmostextent,andgivehimhishonournevertoplayagainforanyconsiderablesum。Thedebts——amountingtoL22,000——wereinstantlydischarged。Beforeaweekhadelapsedhefellintohisoldhabitsagain,andlostL5000moreatasitting;uponwhichhenextmorningshothimself!

SUICIDEIN1816。

In1816agentleman,theheadofafirst-rateconcerninthecity,putaperiodtohisexistencebyblowingouthisbrains。

HehadgonetotheArgyleRoomsafewnightsbeforetheact,andaccompaniedafemalehomeinacoach,withtwomen,friendsofthewoman。Whentheygottoherresidencethetwomenproposedtothegentlemantoplayforadozenchampagnetotreattheladywith,whichthegentlemandeclined。They,however,afteragreatdealofpersuasion,prevailedonhimtoplayforsmallsums,and,accordingtotheusualtrickofgamblers,allowedhimtowinatfirst,tilltheybegantoplayfordouble,whenthereisnodoubtthefellowsproducedloadeddice,andthegentlemanlosttotheamountofL1800!Thisbroughthimtohissenses——aswellitmight。Hetheninventedanexcusefornotpayingthatsum,bysayingthathewasunderanagreementwithhispartnernottodrawforalargeramountthanL300forhisprivateaccount——andgavethemadraftforthatamount,promisingtheremainderatafutureday。Thispromise,however,hedidnotattendto,notfeelinghimselfboundbysuchavillainoustransaction,especiallyaftergivingthemsomuch。Buttherobbersfoundoutwhohewasandhisresidence,andhadtheaudacitytogo,armedwithbludgeons,andattackhimpubliclyonhisownpremises,inthepresenceofthoseemployedthere,demandingpaymentoftheirnefarious’debtofhonour,’andthreateninghim,ifhedidnotpay,thatheshouldfight!

Thisexposurehadsuchaneffectonhisfeelingsthathemadeanexcusetoretire——didso——andblewouthisbrainswithapistol!

Thisrashactwasthemoretobelamentedbecauseitpreventedthebringingtocondignpunishment,theplunderingvillainswhowerethecauseofit。[16]

[16]AnnualRegister,vol。lviii。

OTHERINSTANCES。

AgallantDutchofficer,afterhavinglostasplendidfortunenotlongsince(1823)inagamblinghouseatAix-la-Chapelle,shothimself。ARussiangeneral,also,ofimmensewealth,terminatedhisexistenceinthesamemannerandforthesamecause。Morerecently,ayoungEnglishman,wholostthewholeofanimmensefortunebygamblingatParis,quittedthisworldbystabbinghimselfintheneckwithafork。AshorttimepreviouslyanotherEnglishman,whosebirthwasashighashiswealthhadbeenconsiderable,blewhisbrainsoutinthePalaisRoyal,afterhavingliterallylosthislastshilling。Finally,anunfortunateprinteratParis,whohadawifeandfivechildren,finishedhisearthlycareerforthesamecause,bysuffocatinghimselfwiththefumesofcharcoal;hesaid,inhisfarewellnotetohisunhappywife——’Beholdtheeffectofgaming!’[17]

[17]Ubisupra。

’IFILOSEISHALLCOMMITSUICIDE。’

Ayoungmanhavinggambledawayhislastshilling,solicitedtheloanofafewpoundsfromoneoftheproprietorsofthehellinwhichhehadbeenplundered。’Whatsecuritywillyougiveme?’

askedthefellow。’Mywordofhonour,’wasthereply。’Yourwordofhonour!That’spoorsecurity,andwon’tdo,’rejoinedthehellite;’ifyoucanpawnnothingbetterthanthat,you’llgetnomoneyoutofme。’’Thenyouwon’tlendmeacoupleofpounds?’’Notwithoutsecurity,’wasthereply。’Why,surely,youwon’trefusemeacoupleofsovereigns,afterhavinglostsomuch?’’Iwon’tadvanceyouacoupleofshillingswithoutsecurity。’

Stillbentuponplay,andgreedyforthemeanstogratifyhispassion,theunhappyman,asifstruckbyasuddenthought,exclaimed——’I’llgiveyousecurity——theclothesonmybackarequitenew,andwortheightguineas;youshallhavethemassecurity。Lendmetwosovereignsonthem。’

’Supposeyoulose,’doggedlyrejoinedtheother,’Icannotstripthemoffyourback。’’Don’ttroubleyourselfonthathead,’

repliedthedesperatewretch;’ifIloseIshallcommitsuicide,whichIhavebeenmeditatingforsometime,andyoushallsurelyhavemyclothes。Ishallreturntomylodgingsbeforedaylight,inthemostworn-outandworthlessdressing-gownorgreat-coatyoucanprocureforme,leavingmyclotheswithyou。’

Thetwosovereignswereadvanced,andintenortwelveminuteswerelost。Thekeeperofthetabledemandedtheclothes,andtheunfortunatemanstrippedhimselfwiththeutmostcoolnessofmanner,andwrappinghisbodyinaworn-outgreatcoat,quittedtheplacewiththefullpurposeofcommittingself-murder。Hedidnotdirecthisstepshomeward,however,butresolvedtoaccomplishthehorriddeedbysuspendinghimselffromalamp-postinadarklaneneartheplace。Whilemakingthenecessarypreparationshewasobservedbyaconstable,whoatoncetookhimintocustody,andonthefollowingmorninghewascarriedbeforethemagistrate,whereallthecircumstancesoftheaffaircameout。

SUICIDEATVERDUN。

DuringthegreatFrenchWar,amongothermeansresortedtoinordertoeasetheEnglishprisonersatVerdunoftheirloosecash,agamingtablewassetupfortheirsoleaccommodation,and,asusual,ledtoscenesofgreatdepravityandhorror。Forinstance,ayoungmanwasenticedintothissinkofiniquity,whenhewastemptedtothrowonthetableafive-francpiece;hewon,andrepeatedtheexperimentseveraltimessuccessfully,untilluckturnedagainsthim,andhelosteverythinghehad。

Themanagerimmediatelyofferedarouleauofathousandfrancs,which,intheheatofplay,hethoughtlesslyaccepted,andalsolost。Hethendrewabillonhisagent,whichhiscaptain(hewasanofficerintheEnglisharmy)endorsed。Theproceedsofthiswentthewayoftherouleau。Hedrewtwomorebills,andlostagain。Thenextmorninghewasfounddeadinhisbed,withhislimbsmuchdistortedandhisfingersdugintohissides。Onhistablewasfoundanemptylaudanumbottle,andsomescrapsofpaperonwhichhehadbeenpractisingthesignatureofCaptainB。Oninquiryitwasfoundthathehadforgedthatofficer’snametothetwolastbills。

’INATTHEDEATH。’

In1819aninquestwasheldonthebodyofagentlemanfoundhangingfromoneofthetreesinStJames’sPark。Theevidenceestablishedthemelancholyfactthatthedeceasedwasinthehabitoffrequentinggamblinghouses,andhadsunkintoastateofdejectiononaccountofhislosses;anditseemedprobablethatitwasimmediatelyafterhisdeparturefromoneofthesereceptaclesofroguesandtheirdupesthathecommittedsuicide。

Thesonofthegate-keeperatStJames’ssawseveralpersonsroundthebodyatfouro’clockinthemorning,oneofwhom,anotedgambler,said:’Lookathisface;why,haveyouforgottenlastnight?Don’tyourecollecthimnow?’Theywere,nodoubt,allgamblers——inatthedeath。’

Thethreefollowingstories,ifnotofactualsuicide,relatecrimeswhichbearacloseresemblancetoself-murder。

AGAMBLERPAWNINGHISEARS。

AclerknamedChambers,losinghismonthlypay,whichwashisall,atagamingtable,beggedtoborrowofthemanager’s;buttheyknewhishistorytoowelltolendwithoutsecurity,andthereforedemandedsomethinginpawn。’Ihavenothingtogivebutmyears,’hereplied。’Well,’saidoneofthewittydemons,’letushavethem。’Theyouthimmediatelytookaknifeoutofhispocketandactuallycutoffallthefleshypartofoneofhiscarsandthrewitonthetable,totheastonishmentoftheadmiringgamesters。Hereceivedhistwodollars,andgambledon。

AGAMBLERSUBMITTINGTOBEHANGED。

ThefollowingincidentissaidtohaveoccurredinLondon:——Twofellowswereobservedbyapatrolsittingatalamp-postintheNewRoad;and,oncloselywatchingthem,thelatterdiscoveredthatonewastyinguptheother,whoofferednoresistance,bytheneck。Thepatrolinterferedtopreventsuchastrangekindofmurder,andwasassailedbyboth,andveryconsiderablybeatenforhisgoodoffices;thewatchmen,however,pouredin,andthepartiesweresecured。Onexaminationnextmorning,itappearedthatthemenhadbeengambling;thatonehadlostallhismoneytotheother,andhadatlastproposedtostakehisclothes。Thewinnerdemurred——observingthathecouldnotstriphisadversarynakedintheeventofhislosing。’Oh,’repliedtheother,’donotgiveyourselfanyuneasinessaboutthat;ifIloseIshallbeunabletolive,andyoushallhangme,andtakemyclothesafterIamdead,forIshallthen,youknow,havenooccasionforthem。’Theproposedarrangementwasassentedto;andthefellowhavinglost,wasquietlysubmittingtothetermsofthetreatywhenhewasinterruptedbythepatrol,whoseimpertinentinterferencehesoangrilyresented。

TWOGAMBLERSTOSSINGWHOSHOULDHANGTHEOTHER。

Intheyear1812anextraordinaryinvestigationtookplaceatBowStreet。Croker,theofficer,waspassingalongHampsteadRoad;

heobservedatashortdistancebeforehimtwomenonawall,anddirectlyaftersawthetallestofthem,astoutman,aboutsixfeethigh,hangingbyhisneckfromalamp-postattachedtothewall,beingthatinstanttiedupandturnedoffbytheshortman。

Thisunexpectedandextraordinarysightastonishedtheofficer;

hemadeuptothespotwithallspeed,andjustafterhearrivedtherethetallman,whohadbeenhanged,felltotheground,thehandkerchiefwithwhichhehadbeensuspendedhavinggivenway。

Crokerproducedhisstaff,saidhewasanofficer,anddemandedtoknowoftheothermanthecauseofsuchconduct;inthemeantimethemanwhohadbeenhangedrecovered,gotup,andonCroker’sinterfering,gavehimaviolentblowonhisnose,whichnearlyknockedhimbackward。Theshortmanwasendeavouringtomakeoff;however,theofficerprocuredassistance,andbothwerebroughttotheoffice,wheretheaccounttheygavewasthattheyworkedoncanals。TheyhadbeentogetheronWednesdayafternoon,tossedformoney,andafterwardsfortheirCLOTHES;thetallmanwhowashangedwontheother’sjacket,trousers,andshoes;theythentossedupwhichshouldHANGTHEOTHER,andtheshortonewonthetoss。Theygotuponthewall,theonetosubmit,andtheothertohanghimonthelamp-iron。Theybothagreedinthisstatement。Thetallone,whohadbeenhanged,saidifhehadwonthetosshewouldhavehangedtheother。Hesaidhethenfelttheeffectsuponhisneckofhishanging,andhiseyesweresomuchswelledthathesawDOUBLE。

Themagistrates,continuesthereportinthe’AnnualRegister,’

expressedtheirhorroranddisgust;andorderedthemanwhohadbeenhangedtofindbailfortheviolentandunjustifiableassaultupontheofficer;andtheshortone,forhangingtheother——averyodddecisioninthelattercase——sincetheactwasmurder’toallintentsandpurposes’designedandintended。Thereportsays,however,that,nothavingbail,theywerecommittedtoBridewellfortrial。[20]TheresultIhavenotdiscovered。

[20]AnnualRegister,1812,vol。liv。

Innumerableduelshaveresultedfromquarrelsoverthegamingtable,althoughnothingcouldbemoreDraconicthanthelawespeciallydirectedagainstsuchduels。BytheActofQueenAnneagainstgaming,allpersonssendingachallengeonaccountofgamingdisputeswereliabletoforfeitalltheirgoodsandtobecommittedtoprisonfortwoyears。Nocaseofthekind,however,waseverprosecutedonthatclauseoftheAct,whichwas,inotherrespects,verynearlyinoperative。

GAMBLINGDUELSINTHEYEAR1818。

Itsohappenedthatalmosteverymonthoftheyear1818was’distinguished’byaduelortwo,resultingfromquarrelsatgamblingoringamblinghouses。

January。’Ameetingtookplaceyesterdayatanearlyhour,betweenCaptainB——r——yandLieutenantT——n——n,inconsequenceofadisputeatplay。WimbledonCommonwastheground,andthepartiesfiredtwice,whenthelieutenantwasslightlywoundedinthepistolhand,theballgrazingtherightside;andheretheaffairended。’

January。’Ameetingtookplaceonthe9thinstant,atCalais,betweenLieut。Finch,20thregimentofDragoons,andLieut。

Boileau,onhalf-payofthe41stregiment。Lieut。Finchwasboundover,somedaysback,tokeepthepeaceinEngland;inconsequenceofwhichheproceededtoCalais,accompaniedbyhisfriend,CaptainButler,wheretheywerefollowedbyLieut。

BoileauandhisfriendLieut。Hartley。ItwassettledbyCaptainButler,previoustoLieut。Finchtakinghisground,thatHEWAS

BOUNDINHONOURtoreceiveLIEUT。BOILEAU’SFIREashehadgivensoseriousaprovocationasablow。Thisarrangementwas,however,defeated,byLieut。Finch’spistol"accidentally"goingoff,apparentlyinthedirectionofhisopponent,whichwouldprobablyhaveledtofatalconsequenceshaditnotbeenfortheIMPLICITRELIANCEplacedbyLieut。Boileau’sfriendontheSTRICT

HONOURofCapt。Butler,whoseanxiety,steadiness,andgentlemanlyconductonthisandeveryotheroccasion,weretoowellknowntoleaveadoubtonthemindsoftheoppositeparty,thatLieut。Finch’spistolgoingoffwasENTIRELYACCIDENTAL。A

reconciliation,therefore,immediatelytookplace。’

February17。’Informationwasreceivedatthepublicoffice,MarlboroughStreet,onSaturdaylast,thataduelwasabouttotakeplaceyesterday,inthefieldscontiguoustoChalkFarm,betweenColonelTuckerandLieut。Nixon,thelatterhavingchallengedtheformerinpubliccompany,forwhichandpreviousabusethecolonelinflictedseverechastisementwithathickstick。Subsequentinformationwasreceivedthatthecolonel’sfriendsdeemeditunnecessaryforhimtomeetthechallenger,butthathisremedywastorepeattheformerchastisementwheninsulted。Itwasfurtherstatedthatafewhalf-payofficers,ofinferiorrank,hadleaguedtogetherforthepurposeofprocuringotherstogiveachallenge,andwhichitwasthedeterminationtoputdownbyadoptingthecolonel’splan。’

February。’Acaptaininthearmyshookhandswithagallantlieut-colonel(whohaddistinguishedhimselfinthePeninsula)

atoneoftheWestEndgaminghouses,andLieut。N——,whowaspresent,upbraidedthecolonelwiththeepithetof"poltroon。"

Onafitopportunitythecolonelinflictedsummaryjusticeuponthelieutenantwithacaneorhorse-whip。Thisproducedachallenge;butthecolonelwasadvisedthathewoulddegradehimselfbycombatwiththechallenger,andhethereforedeclinedit,butpromisedsimilarchastisementtothatinflicted。ItwasthenstatedthatthecolonelwasboundtofightanyotherpersonwhowouldstandforthasthechampionofLieut。N——,towhichthecolonelconsented,——whenaLieut。J——n——eappearedasthechampion,andthemeetingwasappointedforTuesdaymorningatTurnhamGreen。Theinformationofthepolicewasrenewed,andThomasFoyapprehendedthepartiesataninnnearthespot,earlyinthemorning。Theywereconsequentlyboundovertokeepthepeace。Itappears,however,thatthelieutenantinthisinstancewasnotthechampionoftheformer,buthadbeenchallengedbythecolonel。’

April。’Ameetingwastohavetakenplaceyesterdayinconsequenceofadisputeatplay,betweenCaptainR——n——sandMrB——e——r,agentlemanoffortune;butitwaspreventedbytheinterferenceofthepolice,andthepartiesescaped。Ittookplace,however,onthefollowingday,onWimbledonCommon,andafterexchangingasingleshotthematterwasadjusted。’

May。’Inconsequenceofadisputeatagamingtable,onMondaynight,inthevicinityofPiccadilly,MrM——,whowasanofficerintheBritishserviceatBrussels,andMrB——n,amedicalman,met,atthreeinthemorning,onTuesday,intheKing’sRoad。

Theyfoughtattwelvepaces。MrB——nwaswoundedonthebackpartofthehand,andtheaffairwasadjusted。’

July。’Aduelwasfoughtyesterdaymorning,onWimbledonCommon,betweenaMrArrowsmithandLieut。Flynn,whichendedintheformerbeingwoundedinthethigh。Thedisputewhichoccasionedthemeetingoriginatedinagamingtransaction。’

September。’AduelwasfoughtthismorningonHounslowHeath,betweenMessrsHillsonandMarsden。ThedisputearoseinoneofthestandsatEghamraces。Thelatterwasseriouslywoundedintheleftside,andconveyedawayinagig。’

November。’Adueloriginating,overadisputeatplaywasfixedtotakeplaceonWimbledonCommon,atdaybreak,yesterdaymorning,butinformationhavingbeenreceivedthatpoliceofficerswerewaiting,thepartieswithdrew。’

GAMINGDUELATPARIS,1827。

Amedicalstudent,namedGoulard,quarrelledatbilliardswithafellow-studentnamedCaire。Theirmutualfriends,havinginvaintriedeverymeansofpersuasiontopreventtheconsequencesofthedispute,accompaniedtheyoungmenwithoutthewallsofParis。Goulardseemeddisposedtosubmittoanarrangement,butCairoobstinatelyrefused。Thesecondsmeasuredtheground,andthefirstshothavingbeenwonbyGoulard,hefired,andCairefelldead。Goularddidnotappearduringtheprosecutionthatfollowed;hecontinuedabsentonthedayfixedforjudgment,andthecourt,conformablytothecodeofcriminalproceedings,pronouncedonthechargewithouttheinterventionofajury。ItacquittedGoulardofpremeditation,butcondemnedhimforcontumacy,toperpetualhardlabour,andtobebranded;andthisinspiteofthefactthattheadvocate-generalhaddemandedGoulard’sacquittalofthecharge。

THEENDOFAGAMESTER。

In1788,aScotchgentleman,namedWilliamBrodie,wastriedandconvictedatEdinburgh,forstealingbank-notesandmoney,withviolence。Thisman,atthedeathofhisfather,twelveyearsbefore,inheritedaconsiderableestateinhouses,inthecityofEdinburgh,togetherwithL10,000inmoney;but,byanunhappyconnectionandatoogreatpropensitytogaming,hewasreducedtothedesperationwhichbroughthimatlasttothescaffold。Itisstatedthathisdemeanouronreceivingthedreadfulsentencewasequallycoolanddetermined;moreover,thathewasdressedinabluecoat,fancyvest,satinbreeches,andwhitesilkstockings;acockedhat;hishairfulldressedandpowdered;and,lastly,thathewascarriedbacktoprisoninachair。Suchwastherespectfultreatmentof’gentlemen’prisonersinScotlandtowardstheendofthelastcentury。

DUELWITHASHARPER。

AMonsieurdeBoisseuil,oneoftheKingsequerries,beingatacard-party,detectedoneoftheplayerscheating,andexposedhisconduct。

Theinsulted’gentleman’demandedsatisfaction,whenBoisseuilrepliedthathedidnotfightwithapersonwhowasarogue。

’ThatMAYbe,’saidtheother,’butIdonotliketobeCALLED

one。’

Theymetontheground,andBoisseuilreceivedtwodesperatewoundsfromthesharper。

Thisman’spleaagainstBoisseuilisaremarkabletrait。MadamedeStaelhasalludedtoitinherbeststyle。’InFrance,’shesays,’weconstantlyseepersonsofdistinguishedrank,who,whenaccusedofanimproperaction,willsay——"Itmayhavebeenwrong,butnoonewilldareassertittomyface!"Suchanexpressionisanevidentproofofconfirmeddepravity;for,whatwouldbetheconditionofsocietyifitwasonlyrequisitetokilloneanother,tocommitwithimpunityeveryevilaction,——tobreakone’swordandassertfalsehood——providednoonedaredtellyouthatyoulied?’

Incountrieswherepublicopinionismoresevereonthewantofprobityandfair-dealing,shouldamantransgressthelawsoftheseprinciplesofhumanconduct,tenduelsadaywouldnotenablehimtorecovertheesteemhehasforfeited。

MAJORONEBYANDMRGOWER。

Thisdueloriginatedasfollows:——ItappearsthataMajorOneby,beingincompanywithaMrGowerandthreeotherpersons,atatavern,inafriendlymanner,aftersometimebeganplayingatHazard;whenoneofthecompany,namedRich,askedifanyonewouldsethimthreehalf-crowns;whereuponMrGower,inajocularmanner,laiddownthreehalf-pence,tellingRichhehadsethimthreepieces,andMajorOnebyatthesametimesetRichthreehalf-crowns,andlostthemtohim。

Immediatelyafterthis,MajorOneby,inaangrymanner,turnedabouttoMrGowerandsaid——’Itwasanimpertinentthingtosetdownhalf-pence,’andcalledhim’animpertinentpuppy’forsodoing。TothisMrGoweranswered——’Whoevercallsmesoisarascal。’ThereuponMajorOnebytookupabottle,andwithgreatforcethrewitatMrGower’shead,butdidnothithim,thebottleonlybrushingsomeofthepowderoutofhishair。MrGower,inreturn,immediatelytossedacandlestickorabottleatMajorOneby,whichmissedhim;uponwhichtheybothrosetofetchtheirswords,whichwerethenhungintheroom,andMrGowerdrewhissword,buttheMajorwaspreventedfromdrawinghisbythecompany。ThereuponMrGowerthrewawayhissword,andthecompanyinterposing,theysatdownagainforthespaceofanhour。

Attheexpirationofthattime,MrGowersaidtoMajorOneby——’Wehavehadhotwords,andyouweretheaggressor,butIthinkwemaypassitover’——atthesametimeofferinghimhishand;buttheMajorreplied——’No,d——nyou,IWILLHAVEYOURBLOOD。’

Afterthis,thereckoningbeingpaid,allthecompany,exceptingMajorOneby,wentouttogohome,andhecalledtoMrGower,saying——’Youngman,comeback,Ihavesomethingtosaytoyou。’

WhereuponMrGowerreturnedtotheroom,andimmediatelythedoorwasclosed,andtherestofthecompanyexcluded——whenaclashingofswordswasheard,andMajorOnebygaveMrGoweramortalwound。Itwasfound,onthebreakingupofthecompany,thatMajorOnebyhadhisgreatcoatoverhisshoulders,andthathehadreceivedthreeslightwoundsinthefight。MrGower,beingaskedonhisdeath-bedwhetherhehadreceivedhiswoundsinamanneramongswordsmencalledfair,answered——’IthinkIdid。’

MajorOnebywastriedfortheoffence,andfoundguiltyofmurder,’havingacteduponmaliceanddeliberation,andnotfromsuddenpassion。’

THENEPHEWOFABRITISHPEER。

In1813,thenephewofaBritishpeerwasexecutedatLisbon。Hehadinvolvedhimselfbygambling,andbeingdetectedinrobbingthehouseofanEnglishfriend,byaPortugueseservant,heshotthelatterdeadtopreventdiscovery。Thisdesperateact,however,didnotenablehimtoescapethehandsofjustice。

Afterexecution,hisheadwasseveredfromhisbodyandfixedonapoleoppositethehouseinwhichthemurderandrobberywerecommitted。

ThefollowingfactswillshowtheintimateconnectionbetweengamblingandRobberyorForgery。

EDWARDWORTLEYMONTAGUANDTHEJEWABRAHAMPAYBA。

EdwardWortleyMontaguwastheonlysonofthecelebratedLadyMaryWortleyMontagu,whoseeccentricitiesheinheritedwithouthergenius。Montagu,togetherwithLordsTaffeandSouthwell,wasaccusedofhavinginvitedoneAbrahamPayba,aliasJamesRoberts,aJew,todinewiththematParis,intheyear1751;andofhavingpliedhimwithwinetillhebecameintoxicated,andsolostatplaythesumof800louisd’ors。Itwasaffirmedthattheysubsequentlycalledathishouse,andthatonhisexhibitinganevidentdisinclinationtosatisfytheirdemands,theythreatenedtocuthimacrossthefacewiththeirswordsunlessheinstantlypaidthem。Terrifiedbytheirviolence,and,atthesametime,unwillingtopartwithhisgold,theJewhadcunningenoughtogivethemdraftsonaParisbanker,bywhom,ashehadnodealingswithhim,hewellknewthathisbillswouldbedishonoured;and,toescapethevengeanceofthosewhomhehadoutwitted,quittedParis。Onascertaininghowcompletelytheyhadbeenduped,Montagu,withhisassociatesLordsTaffeandSouthwell,repairedtothehouseoftheJew,andafterransackinghisdrawersandstrongboxes,aresaidtohavepossessedthemselvesofaveryconsiderablesumofmoney,inadditiontodiamonds,jewels,andothervaluablearticles。TheJewhaditnowinhispowertoturnonhispersecutors,andaccordinglyheappealedtothelegislatureforredress。LordSouthwellcontrivedtoeffecthisescape,butLordTaffeandMontaguwerearrested,andwerekeptinseparatedungeonsintheGrandChatelet,fornearlythreemonths。Thecasewassubsequentlytriedinacourtoflaw,anddecidedinfavouroftheaccused,——theJewbeingadjudgedtomakereparationanddefraythecosts!AgainsttheinjusticeofthissentenceheappealedtothehighcourtofLaTournelleatParis,whichreversedit。LordTaffeandMontaguafterwardsappealed,intheirturn,butofthedefinitiveresultthereisnorecord。

DRWILLIAMDODD。

LeSage,inhis’GilBlas,’saysthat’thedevilhasaparticularspiteagainstprivatetutors;’andhemighthaveadded,againstpopularpreachers。BypopularpreachersIdonotmeansuchgrandoldthingsasBossuet,Massillon,andBourdaloue。Allsuchmenwereproofagainstthefierydartsoftheinfernaltempter。FromtheirearliestdaystheyhadbeentrainedtoliveuptotheNonnobisDomine,’Notuntous,OLord,butuntothyname,giveglory。’Allofthemhadonlyatheartthegloryoftheirchurch-

cause;though,ofcourse,theJesuitBourdaloueworkedalsoforhisgreatOrder,thenculminatinginglory。

Thelast-named,too,wasanotherLaFontaineinsimplicity,preparingforhisgrandestpredicationsbysorrilyraspingonanexecrablefiddle。So,ifthedevilhadliftedhimuptoahighmountain,showinghimallhewouldgivehim,hewouldhavesimplyinvitedhimtohislonelycell,tohaveajigtothetuneofhiscatguts。

YourpopularpreachersinEnglandhavebeen,andare,adifferentsortofspiritualworkers。Theyhavebeen,andare,individualities,perpetuallyremindedofthefact,withal;andfiercelytemptedaccordingly。Theworld,theflesh,andthedevil,incessantlyknockattheirdoor。Iftheyfallintothesnareitisbutnatural,andmuchtobelamented。

DrDoddhadmanyamiablequalities;buthisreputationasascholar,andhisnotorietyasapreacher,appeartohaveentirelyturnedhishead。

HehadpresentedtohimagoodlivinginBedfordshire;buttheincomethereofwasofnoavailinsupplyinghiswants:hewasvain,pompous,indebt,agambler。Temptationcameuponhim。TorelievehimselfhetriedbyindirectmeanstoobtaintherectoryofStGeorge’s,HanoverSquare,bysendingananonymouslettertoLadyApsley,offeringthesumofL3000ifbyhermeanshecouldbepresentedtotheliving;theletterwasimmediatelysenttothechancellor,and,afterbeingtracedtothesender,laidbeforetheking。Hisnamewasorderedtobestruckoutofthelistofchaplains;thepressaboundedwithsatireandinvective;

Doddwasabusedandridiculed,andevenFoote,inoneofhisperformancesattheHaymarket,madehimasubjectofentertainment。Doddthendecamped,andwenttohisformerpupil,LordChesterfield,inSwitzerland,whogavehimanotherliving;

buthisextravagancebeingundiminished,hewasdriventoschemeswhichcoveredhimwithinfamy。AfterthemostextravagantandunseemlyconductinFrance,hereturnedtoEngland,andforgedabondasfromhispupil,LordChesterfield,forthesumofL4200,and,uponthecreditofit,obtainedalargesumofmoney;butdetectioninstantlyfollowing,hewascommittedtoprison,triedandconvictedattheOldBailey,Feb。24,andexecutedatTyburn,June27(afteradelayoffourmonths),exhibitingeveryappearanceofpenitence。Thegreatdelaybetweenthesentenceandexecutionwasowingtoadoubtforsometimerespectingtheadmissibilityofanevidencewhichhadbeenmadeuseoftoconvicthim。

LordChesterfieldhasbeenaccusedofacoldandrelentlessdispositioninhavingdesertedhisoldtutorinhisextremity。

ButMrJessesaysthathehearditrelatedbyapersonwholivedattheperiod,thatatapreliminaryexaminationoftheunfortunatedivine,LordChesterfield,onsomepretence,placedtheforgeddocumentinDodd’shands,withthekindintentionthatheshouldtaketheopportunityofdestroyingit,butthelatterwantedeitherthecourageorthepresenceofmindenoughtoavailhimselfoftheoccasion。This,however,isscarcelyanexcuse,for,certainly,itwasnotforDrDoddtodestroythefataldocument。IfLordChesterfieldhadwishedtosuppressthatvitalevidencehecouldhavedoneso。

DrJohnsonexertedhimselftotheutmosttotryandsavepoorDodd;butGeorgeIII。wasinexorable。RespectingthisbenevolentattemptoftheDoctor,Chalmerswritesasfollows:——

DrJohnsonappearsindeedinthisinstancetohavebeenmoreswayedbypopularjudgmentthanhewouldperhapshavebeenwillingtoallow。Thecrywas——"thehonouroftheclergy;"butifthehonouroftheclergywastarnished,itwasbyDodd’scrime,andnothispunishment;forhislifehadbeensolongadisgracetohiscloththathehaddeprivedhimselfofthesympathywhichattachestothefirstdeviationfromrectitude,andfewcriminalscouldhavehadlessclaimtosuchadisplayofpopularfeeling。’

AllapplicationsfortheRoyalmercyhavingfailed,DrDoddpreparedhimselffordeath,andwithawarmthofgratitudewrotetoDrJohnsonasfollows:——

’June25,Midnight。

’Accept,thouGREATandGOODheart,myearnestandferventthanksandprayersforallthybenevolentandkindeffortsinmybehalf——Oh!DrJohnson!asIsoughtyourknowledgeatanearlyhourinmylife,wouldtoHeavenIhadcultivatedtheloveandacquaintanceofsoexcellentaman!——IprayGodmostsincerelytoblessyouwiththehighesttransports——theinfeltsatisfactionofHUMANEandbenevolentexertions!——Andadmitted,asItrustI

shallbe,totherealmsofblissbeforeyou,IshallhailYOUR

arrivaltherewithtransport,andrejoicetoacknowledgethatyouweremycomforter,myadvocate,andmyFRIEND。GodbeEVERwithYOU!’

DrJohnson’sreply。

’TotheReverendDrDodd。

’DearSir,——Thatwhichisappointedtoallmenisnowcominguponyou。Outwardcircumstances,theeyesandthoughtsofmen,arebelowthenoticeofanimmortalbeingabouttostandthetrialforeternity,beforetheSupremeJudgeofheavenandearth。Becomforted:yourcrime,morallyorreligiouslyconsidered,hasnoverydeepdyeofturpitude。Itcorruptednoman’sprinciples。

Itattackednoman’slife。Itinvolvedonlyatemporaryandreparableinjury。Ofthis,andofallothersins,youareearnestlytorepent;andmayGod,whoknowethourfrailty,anddesirethnotourdeath,acceptyourrepentance,forthesakeofHisSonJesusChristourLord!

’Inrequitalofthosewell-intendedofficeswhichyouarepleasedsoemphaticallytoacknowledge,letmebegthatyoumakeinyourdevotionsonepetitionformyeternalwelfare。

’Iam,dearSir,’Youraffectionateservant,’SAM。JOHNSON。

Nextday,27thJune,DrDoddwasexecuted。

CAPTAINDAVIS。

CaptainDaviswassometimeintheLifeGuards,andalieutenantintheYeomenoftheHousehold——asituationwhichplacedhimoftenaboutthepersonsoftheRoyalfamily。HewasseldomknowntoplayforlessstakesthanL50,oftenwonorlostlargesums,andwasrepresentedasagentlemanofextensiveandindependentfortune,althoughsomeofhisenemiesdeclaredotherwise,andrepeatedanecdotestoconfirmtheassertion。Hewasatlengthcommittedforforgeriestoanimmenseamount。TothefidelityofaservantheowedhisescapefromGiltspurStreetprison——anotherfatalexampleofthesureresultofgambling。Heirtoatitle——movinginthefirstsociety——havingheldacommissioninthemostdistinguishedoftheRoyalregiments——hewasreducedtothealternativeofanignominiousflightwithoutlawry,orriskingtheforfeitureofhiswretchedlife,totheoutragedlawsofhiscountry。WheninParis,heatonetimehadwonL30,000,andonhiswayhomehedroppedintoanothergamblinghouse,wherehelostitallbutL3000。HesetoutinlifewithL20,000inmoney!

DESPERATECAREEROFHENRYWESTON。

HenryWestonwasnephewtothedistinguishedAdmiralSirHughPalliser。

Havingunlimitedcontrolofthelargepropertyofhisemployer,aMrCowan,duringtheabsenceofthelatterfromtown,hewastemptedfirsttogambleinthefunds,whereinbeingunfortunate,henextwenttoagamblinghouseinPallMall,andlostaverylargesum;andatlength,gamedawaynearlyallhismaster’sproperty。

Inthistremendousresult——losttoallintentsandpurposes——hemadeasupremeeffortto’patchup’theruinhehadmade。HeforgedthenameofGeneralTonyn;andsodexterously,thatheobtainedfromtheBankofEnglandthesumofL10,000。

ThishugerobberyfromPeterwasnottopayPaul。Notabitofit。Itwastotrytheficklegoddessofgamingoncemore——aNapoleonicstrokeforanAusterlitzoffortune。

HelostthisL10,000intwonights。

Didhedespairatthishideouscatastrophe?Didhetearhishair——rushoutoftheroom——blowhisbrainsoutordrownhimself?

Notabitofit。He’sethiswitstowork’oncemore。HeprocuredawomantopersonateGeneralTonyn’ssister——forgedagain——andagainobtainedfromtheBankofEnglandanotherlargesupplyofreadycash——withwhich,however,he’wentoff’thistime。

Hewascaught;andthenonlyhethoughtofself-murder,andcuthisthroat——butnoteffectually。Herecovered,wastriedattheOldBailey,andhangedonthe6thofJuly,1796。

NodoubtthereaderimaginesthatthemanofsuchacareerwasanOLDstager——somelong-visaged,parchment-facedfellowtheOTHER

sideoffortyatleast。Well,thisheroofthegamingtable,HenryWeston,wasagedonlyTWENTY-THREEyears!Whatterribletimesthosemusthavebeentoproducesuchaprodigy!

TothejudgewhotriedhimHenryWestonsentalistofanumberofPROFESSIONALGAMBLERS,amongthemwasapersonofhighrank。

Weston,atdifferenttimes,lostaboveL46,000atplay;andatahouseinPallMall,wherehelostaconsiderablepartofit,threeyoungofficersalsolostnolessthanL35,000。

ARTHURTHISTLEWOOD。

ItseemsthatthewretchedtraitorArthurThistlewood,whopaidtheforfeitofhislifeforhiscrimes,haddissipatedbygamingthepropertyhehadacquiredbyamatrimonialconnection——

L12,000。Anunfortunatetransactionatcards,duringtheLincolnraces,involvedhimindifficulties,whichhefounditimpossibletomeet;andhefledtoavoidtheimportunitiesofhismorefortunateassociates。Hewasafterwardsknownonlyasthefactiousdemagogueandtheprofessedgambler!

FOUNTLEROY,THEFORGER。

HenryFountleroywasagentlemanofrank,apartnerinthebankinghouseofMarsh,Sibbold,andCo。,ofBernersStreet。HewasconvictedofhavingforgedadeedforthetransferofL5450

longannuities,infraudofacertainFrancesYoung。LikeThurtell,Fountleroydefendedhimself,andbattledwiththeprejudicialreportscirculatedagainsthim——amongtheresthisaddictiontogambling。’Iamaccused,’hesaid,’ofbeinganhabitualgambler,anaccusationwhich,iftrue,mighteasilyaccountforthediffusionoftheproperty。Iam,indeed,amemberoftwoclubs,theAlbionandtheStratford,butneverinmylifedidIplayineitheratcards,ordice,oranygameofchance;thisiswellknowntothegentlemenoftheseclubs;andmyprivatefriends,withwhomImoreintimatelyassociated,canequallyassertmyfreedomfromallhabitordispositiontoplay。’[21]

[21]Seethecasein’CelebratedTrials,’vol。viIclosethisrecordofcrimeandmiserybyafewnarrativesofamoremiscellaneouscharacter。

GAMBLINGFORLIFE。

MarshalGrammontusedtotellastoryofthreesoldiers,who,havingcommittedoffencespunishablebydeath,itwasorderedthatoneofthemshouldbehangedasanexample,andthethreeweredirectedtodecidewhichofthemshouldsufferbythrowingdice。Thefirstthrewfourteen,thesecondseventeen,andthelast,takingupthediceascoollyasthoughhewereengagedinatrivialgame,threweighteen!Thereuponheexclaimed,withanexpressionofvexation,’Ah,now!ifIhadbeenplayingformoneyIshouldnothavebeensolucky!’

Thismayappear’takingitverycool;’butIthinkthefollowingcasesofEnglishmen’ratherstronger。’

ONEOFMANYINSTANCES。

IntheTimesofFebruary11th,1819,mentionismadeofagangofnearlythirtypersons,maleandfemale,andallpresentingthemostshockingappearanceofbothwantanddepravity,whowerebroughttotheMarlboroughStreetOffice。AmongthesewretchedbeingswasawomannamedHewitt,saidtobethewifeofoneCaptainHewitt,aleaderoftheton,who,afterruininghimselfandfamilyatthegamblingtable,ranawayfromthem,andwasnotsinceheardof。Hiswifebeinglefttoherself,andhavingprobablybeentaintedbyhisevilexample,byaneasygradationbecamefirstembarrassed,thenaprostitute,thenathief,andontheoccasionabovementionedexhibitedoneofthemostdistressingspectaclesofviceandmiserythatcouldbeconceived。

TRURTELLTHEMURDERER。

Thisman,itiswellknown,wasexecutedforthemurderofWeare。

Thurtellwasevidentlynocommonman。Hisspokendefence,asreported,isoneofthefinestspecimensofimpassionedeloquence——perfectlyDemosthenic。Hisindignationatthereportscirculatedinprejudiceofhiscasewasoverwhelming。Nothingcanbefinerthantheturnofthefollowingsentence:——’IhavebeenrepresentedbythePress——WHICHCARRIESITSBENEFITSOR

CURSESONRAPIDWINGSfromoneextremityofthekingdomtotheother——asamanmoredepraved,moregratuitouslyandhabituallyprofligateandcruel,thanhaseverappearedinmoderntimes。’

Touchinghisgamblingpursuits,hesaid:——’Ihavebeenrepresentedtoyouasamanwhowasgiventogambling,andtheconstantcompanionofgamblers。Tothisaccusationinsomepartmyheart,withfeelingpenitence,pleadsguilty。Ihavegambled;

Ihavebeenagambler,butnotforthelastthreeyears。DuringthattimeIhavenotattendedorbetteduponahorse-race,orafight,oranypublicexhibitionofthatnature。IfIhaveerredinthesethings,halfofthenobilityofthelandhavebeenmyexamples;someofthemostenlightenedstatesmenofthecountryhavebeenmycompanionsinthem。Ihave,indeed,beenagambler;

Ihavebeenanunfortunateone。ButwhosefortunehaveI

ruined?——whomundone?MyownfamilyhaveIruined;Ihaveundonemyself!’[22]

[22]Seetheentirespeechin’CelebratedTrials,’vol。vi。547。

AMOSTWONDERFULENDOFAGAMBLER。

IntheAnnualRegisterfortheyear1766occursthefollowing’circumstantialandauthenticaccountofthememorablecaseofRichardParsons,’transmittedbythehighsheriffofGloucestershiretohisfriendinLondon。

Onthe20thofFebruary,1766,RichardParsonsandthreemoremetataprivatehouseinChalfold,inordertoplayatcards,aboutsixo’clockintheevening。TheyplayedatLootillaboutelevenortwelvethatnight,whentheychangedtheirgameforWhist。

Afterafewdealsadisputearoseaboutthestateofthegame。

Parsonsassertedwithoathsthattheyweresix,whichtheothersdenied;uponwhichhewished’thathemightneverenterthekingdomofheaven,andthathisfleshmightrotuponhisbones,iftherewerenotsixinthegame。’Thesewisheswereseveraltimesrepeatedboththenandafterwards。Uponthisthecandlewasputoutbyapartypresent,whosaidhewasshockedwiththeoathsandexpressionsheheard,andthatheputoutthecandlewithadesigntoputanendtothegame。Presentlyuponthistheyadjournedtoanotherhouse,andtherebeganafreshgame,whenParsonsandhispartnerhadgreatsuccess。TheythenplayedatLooagaintillfourinthemorning。DuringthesecondplayingParsonscomplainedtooneRolles,hispartner,ofabadpaininhisleg,whichfromthattimeincreased。Therewasanappearanceofaswelling,andafterwardsthecolourchangingtothatofamortifiedstate。OnthefollowingSundayhetookadviceofasurgeon,whoattendedhimuntilhisdeath。Notwithstandingalltheapplicationsthatweremadethemortificationincreased,andshoweditselfindifferentpartsofthebody。Hewasvisitedbyaclergyman,whoadministeredthesacramenttohim,withoutanyknowledgeofwhathadhappenedbefore——themanappearingtobeextremelyignorantofreligion,havingbeenaccustomedtoswear,todrink,togame,andtoprofanetheSabbath。Afterreceivingthesacramenthesaid——’Now,Imustneversinagain。’HehopedGodwouldforgivehim,havingbeenwickednotabovesixyears,andthatwhatevershouldhappenhewouldnotplayatcardsagain。

Afterthishewasingreatagony——chieflydelirious;spokeofhiscompanionsbyname,andseemedasifhisimaginationwasengagedatcards。Hestarted,haddistractedlooksandgestures,andinadreadfulfitofshakingandtremblingdiedonthe4thofMarch,justaboutafortnightaftertheutteranceofhisterribleimprecation。

TheworthysheriffofGloucestershiregoesontosaythattheman’seyeswereopenwhenhedied,andcouldnotbeclosedbythecommonmethod,sothattheyremainedopenwhenhewasputintothecoffin。FromthiscircumstancearoseareportthatheWISHED

HISEYESMIGHTNEVERCLOSE;’but,’saysthesheriff,’thisisamistake;for,fromthemostcreditablewitnesses,Iamfullyconvincednosuchwishwasuttered;andthefactis,thathedidclosehiseyesafterhewastakenwiththemortification,andeitherdozedorsleptseveraltimes。

’Whenthebodycametobelaidout,itappearedalloverdiscolouredorspotted;anditmight,inthemostliteralsense,besaid,thathisfleshrottedonhisbonesbeforehedied。’

Attherequestofthesheriff,thesurgeon(aMrPegler)whoattendedtheunfortunateman,sentinthefollowingreport:——

’Sir,——Youdesiremetoacquaintyou,inwriting,withwhatI

knowrelatingtothemelancholycaseofthelateRichardParsons;

arequestIreadilycomplywith,hopingthathissadcatastrophewillservetoadmonishallthosewhoprofanethesacrednameofGod。

’February27thlastIvisitedRichardParsons,who,Ifound,hadaninflamedleg,stretchingfromthefootalmosttotheknee,tendingtoagangrene。Thetensenessandrednessoftheskinwasalmostgoneoff,andbecameofaduskishandlividcolour,andfeltverylaxandflabby。Symptomsbeingsodangerous,someincisionsweremadedowntothequick,somespirituousfomentationsmadeuseof,andthewholelimbdressedupwithsuchapplicationsasaremostapprovedinsuchdesperatecircumstances,joinedwithproperinternalmedicines。Thenextdayheseemedmuchthesame;butonMarchthe1sthewasworse,theincisionsdischargedasharpfetidodor(whichisgenerallyoftheworstconsequence)。Onthenextday,whichwasSunday,thesymptomsseemedtobealittlemorefavourable;but,tomygreatsurprise,theverynextdayIfoundhislegnotonlymortifieduptotheknee,butthesamebegananewinfourdifferentparts,viz。,undereacheye,onthetopofhisshoulder,andononehand;andinabouttwelvehoursafterhedied。Ishallnotpresumetosaytherewasanythingsupernaturalinthecase;but,however,itmustbeconfessed,thatsuchcasesareratheruncommoninsubjectssoyoung,andofsogoodahabitashehadalwaysbeenprevioustohisillness。’

OnoneoccasionJusticeMaulewasabouttopasssentenceonaprisoner,whouponbeingaskedtosaywhyjudgmentshouldnotbepronounced,’wishedthatGodmightstrikehimdeadifhewasnotinnocentofthecrime。’Afterapause,thejudgesaid:——’AstheAlmightyhasnotthoughtpropertocomplywithyourrequest,thesentenceofthecourtis,’&c。

ASADREMINDER。

EveryEnglishmanrecollectsthefateofthatunhappyheiress,therichestofallEurope,marriedtoamanofrankandfamily,whowasplunderedinthecourseofafewyearsofthewholeofhiswealth,inoneofthoseclubhouses,andwasobligedtosurrenderhimselftoacommonprison,andultimatelyflyfromhiscountry,leavinghiswifewithherrelationsinthegreatestdespairanddespondency。’[23]

[23]RougeetNoir:theAcademiciansof1823。

GEORGEIV。

TherearefewdepartmentsofhumandistinctioninwhichGreatBritaincannotboasta’celebrity’——genteelorungenteel。Inthematterofgamblingwehavebeenunapproachable——notonlyinthe’thorough’determinationwithwhichwehaveexhaustedthepursuit——butinthevast,thefabulousmillionswhichmakeupthesumtotalthatEnglishmenhave’turnedover’atthegamingtable。

Ithinkthatmanythousandsofmillionswouldbe’withinthemark’asthecontributionofEnglandtotheinsatiategodofgambling。

Ihavepresentedtothereadertherecordofgamblingalltheworldover——thegamblingofsavages——thegamblingoftheancientPersians,Greeks,andRomans——thegamblingofthegorgeousmonarchsofFranceandtheirimpassionedsubjects;butIhavenowtointroduceuponthehorriblestageaPrinceRoyal,whosurpassedallhispredecessorsinthegamingart,havingrightroyallylostatplaynotmuchlessthanamillionsterling,or,asstated,L800,000——beforehewastwenty-oneyearsofage!

Ifthefollowingbefacts,vouchedforbyawriterofauthority,[24]theresultsweremostatrocious。

[24]JamesGrant(EditoroftheMorningAdvertiser),SketchesinLondon。

’EveryoneisawarethatGeorgeIV。,whenPrinceofWales,was,asthecommonphraseis,over-head-and-earsindebt;andthatitwasbecausehewouldtherebybeenabledtomeettheclaimsofhiscreditors,thatheconsentedtomarrythePrincessCarolineofBrunswick。Butalthoughthisisknowntoeveryone,comparativelyfewpeopleareacquaintedwiththecircumstancesunderwhichhisdebtswerecontracted。Thosedebts,then,weretheresultoflossesatthegamingtable。Hewasaninveterategambler——ahabitwhichhemostprobablycontractedthroughhisintimacywithFox。Itisawell-ascertainedfactthatintwoshortyears,afterheattainedhismajority,helostL800,000atplay。

’Itwaswiththeviewandinthehopethatmarriagewouldcurehispropensityforthegamingtable,thathisfatherwassoanxioustoseehimunitedtoCaroline;anditwassolelyonaccountofhismarriagewiththatprincessconstitutingtheonlyconditionofhisdebtsbeingpaidbythecountry,thatheagreedtoleadhertothehymenealaltar。

’Theunfortunateresultsofthisunionarebuttoowellknown,notonlyasregardedthepartiesthemselves,butasregardedsocietygenerally。Tothegamblinghabits,then,ofthePrinceofWalesaretobeascribedalltheunhappinesswhichheentailedontheunfortunateCaroline,andthevastamountofinjurywhichtheseparationfromher,andthesubsequenttrial,producedonthemoralsofthenationgenerally。’

CHAPTERV。

ODDITIESANDWITTICISMSOFGAMBLERS。

OSTENTATIOUSGAMESTERS。

Certaingrandeesandwealthypersons,morethroughvanityorweaknessthangenerosity,havesacrificedtheiraviditytoostentation——somebyrenouncingtheirwinnings,othersbypurposelylosing。Thegreaternumberofsucheccentrics,however,seemtohaveallowedthemselvestobepillagedmerelybecausetheyhadnotthegenerosityorthecouragetogiveawaywhatwaswanted。

TheCardinald’Este,playingonedaywiththeCardinaldeMedicis,hisguest,thoughtthathismagnificencerequiredhimtoallowthelattertowinastakeof10,000crowns——’notwishing,’

hesaid,’tomakehimpayhisreckoningorallowhimtodepartunsatisfied。’Brantomecallsthis’greatness;’thefollowingisaninstanceofwhathecalls’kindness。’

’Guiltyorinnocent,’hesays,’everybodywaswellreceivedatthehouseofthiscardinal,whokeptanopentableatRomefortheFrenchchevaliers。Thesegentlemenhavingappropriatedaportionofhisplate,itwasproposedtosearchthem:’No,no!’

saidthecardinal,’theyarepoorcompanionswhohaveonlytheirsword,cloak,andcrucifixes;theyarebravefellows;theplatewillbeagreatbenefittothem,andthelossofitwillnotmakemepoorer。’

VigneuldeMarvilletellsusofcertainextravagantabbes,namedRuccellaiandFrangipani,whocarriedtheirostentationtosuchapitchastosetgoldindishesontheirtableswhenentertainingtheirgamingcompanions!Wereanyofthesebaseenoughtoputtheirhandsinandhelpthemselves?Thisisnotstatedbythehistorian。ThesetwoItalianabbeswereneplusultrasinluxuryandeffeminacy。InthereignofHenryIV。,theylaidbeforetheirguestsvermiliondishesfilledwithgloves,fans,coinstoplaywithaftertherepast,essencesandperfumes。[25]IwonderifthedelightfulscentcalledFrangipani,vouchsafedtousbyRimmelandPiesseandLubin,wasnamedafterthisexquisiteecclesiasticofold?

[25]Melangesd’Hist。etdeLit。

OnedaywhenHenryIV。wasdiningattheDucdeSully’s,thelatter,assoonastheclothwasraised,broughtincardsanddice,andplaceduponthetabletwopursesof4000pistoleseach,onefortheKing,theothertolendtothelordsofhissuite。

Thereuponthekingexclaimed:——’Greatmaster,comeandletmeembraceyou,forIloveyouasyoudeserve:IfeelsocomfortableherethatIshallsupandstaythenight。’EvidentlySullywasmoreacourtierthanusualonthisoccasion——asnodoubtthewholeaffairwasbytheking’sorder,withwhichhecompliedreluctantly;buthemadethekingplaywithhisownmoneyonly。

TheDucdeLerme,whenentertainingMonsieurthebrotherofLouisXIII。athisquartersnearMaestricht,hadtheboldnesstobringin,attheendoftherepast,twobagsof1000pistoleseach,declaringthathegavethemuptotheplayerswithoutanyconditionexcepttoreturnthemwhentheypleased。[26]

[26]Mem。deJeuM。leDucd’Orleans。

ThisDucdeLermewasatleastagreatlord,andthearmywhichhecommandedmayhavewarrantedhisextravagance;butwhatarewetothinkwhenwefindthebaseandmean-spiritedFouquetgivinghimselfthesameprincelyairs?DuringcertainfestivitiespreparedforLouisXIV。,Fouquetplacedintheroomofeverycourtieroftheking’ssuite,apurseofgoldforgambling,incaseanyofthemshouldbeshortofmoney。WellmightDuclosremarkthat’NobodywasshockedatthisMAGNIFICENTSCANDAL![27]

[27]ConsiderationsurlesMoeeurs,Theytellofacertainlordlygamesterwholookeduponanymoneythatfellfromhishandsaslost,andwouldneverstooptopickitup!ThisremindsusofthefreedmanPallasmentionedbyTacitus,whowrotedownwhathehadtosaytohisslaves,lestheshoulddegradehisvoicetotheirlevel——nevocemconsociaret![28]

[28]Ann。l。xiiiANINSINUATING,ELEGANTGAMESTER。

Osterman,GrandChancellorofRussia,duringthereignoftheEmpressAnne,obtainedinformationthatthecourtofVersailleshadformedaschemetosendaninsinuating,elegantgamester,toattacktheDukeofBiranonhisweakside——arageforplay——andtherebyprobablygainsomepoliticaladvantageoverhim。

Thechancellorcalledontheduketomakethenecessarycommunication,buttheministerdidnotchoosetobeathome。

Thechancellor,thenpretendingtobesufferingfromaseverefitofgout,wrotetohissovereign,statingthathehadimportantmattertoreveal,butwasunabletomove,andtheDukeofBiranwasconsequentlyorderedtowaitonhimbytheempress。

Osterman,affectinggreatpain,articulatedwithapparentdifficultythesewords——’TheFrencharesendingagamester!’

Thereuponthedukewithdrewinapet,andrepresentedtotheempressthatthechancellorwasdeliriousfromthegout,andhadreallynothingtocommunicate。

Thesubjecthadlongbeenforgottenbytheduke,whenanelegant,easy,dissipatedmarquisactuallyarrived。HehadextensivecreditonahouseoftheEnglishFactory,andpresentlyinsinuatedhimselfintothegoodgracesoftheduke,whomhesooneasedofallhissuperfluouscash。

Thechancellorbecamealarmedfortheconsequences,andresolvedtotryandplayofftheFrenchfortheircleverfinesse。HelookedaboutforamatchfortheredoubtableFrenchgamester,andsoongotinformationofapartywhomightservehisturn。ThiswasamidshipmanatMoscow,namedCruckoff,who,hewasassured,waswithoutanequalintheMANAGEMENTofcards,andtheknowledgeofQuizze——thenthefashionablecourtgame——andthatatwhichtheDukeofBiranhadlosthismoney。ThechancellorimmediatelydespatchedacouriertoMoscowtofetchtheRussiangamester。

ThemidshipmanwasforthwithmadeanensignoftheGuards,inordertoentitlehimtoplayatcourt。Hesettoworkatonceinaccordancewithhisinstructions,butafterhisownplanintheexecution。Hebeganwithlosingfreely;andwas,ofcourse,soonnoticedbythemarquis,andmarkedasapigeonworthplucking。

TheyoungRussian,however,forcedhimintohighplay,andhelostthegreaterpartofhisformergain。Themarquisgotnettled,losthisself-command,andproposedamonstrousstake,totheextentofhiscreditandgains,ofwhichhethoughthemightmakehimselfsurebysomemaster-strokeofart。

Accordingly,bymeansofasleight,hemanagedtoholdfifteeninhand,buthiswilyantagonistwasequaltotheoccasion:bytheaidofsomesweetmeatsfromanadjoiningtableheSWALLOWEDacard,and,beingfirstinhand,thechancewasdeterminedinhisfavour,andheruinedthemarquis。

Oncemorethechancellorwaitedontheduke,andplainlytoldhimthathehadbeenanxioustoguardhimagainsttheFrenchgamester,purposelysenttofleecehim,ifhehadhadthepatiencetohearhim。Thedukethenbecameoutrageous,andwishedtoarresttheFrenchmanasacheat;butOstermancoollysaidhehadpunishedhiminkind;and,producingalargebag,returnedtheduke’smoney,biddinghiminfuturenottobesoimpatientwheninformationwastobecommunicatedbygoutypersons。

Thecleverensignwasallowedtoretaintherestofthespoil,withaninjunction,however,nevertotouchacardagain,unlesshewishedtoendhisdaysamongtheexilesofSiberia。

APENITENTSONNET,writtenbytheLordFitz-Gerald[29](agreatgamester)alittlebeforehisdeath,whichwasintheyear1580。

[29]ThisLordFitzgeraldwaseldestsontotheEarlofKildare,anddiedattheageoftwenty-one。

’Bylossinplay,menoftforgetThedutytheydooweToHimthatdidbestowthesame,Andthousandmillionsmoe。

’Iloathtohearthemswearandstare,WhentheytheMainhavelost,ForgettingalltheByesthatwearWithGodandHolyGhost。

’Bywoundsandnailstheythinktowin,Buttruly’tisnotso;

ForalltheirfretsandfumesinsinTheymoneylessmustgo。

’ThereisnowightthatuseditmoreThanhethatwrotethisverse,WhocriesPeccavinow,therefore;

Hisoathshisheartdopierce。

’Thereforeexampletakebyme,ThatcursethelucklesstimeThateverdicemineeyesdidsee,Whichbredinmethiscrime。

’Pardonmeforthatispast,Iwilloffendnomore,Inthismostvileandsinfulcast,WhichIwillstillabhor。’[30]

[30]Harl。Miscel。

LOVEANDGAMBLING。

HoraceWalpole,writingtoMann,says:——’TheeventthathasmademostnoisesincemylastistheextemporeweddingoftheyoungestofthetwoGunnings,twoladiesofsurpassingloveliness,namedrespectivelyMaryandElizabeth,thedaughtersofJohnGunning,Esq。,ofCastleCoote,inIreland,whomMrsMontaguecalls"thosegoddessestheGunnings。"LordCoventry,agraveyounglord,oftheremainsofthepatriotbreed,haslongdangledaftertheeldest,virtuously,withregardtoherhonour,notveryhonourablywithregardtohisowncredit。AboutsixweeksagoDukeHamilton,theveryreverseoftheearl,hot,debauched,extravagant,andequallydamagedinhisfortuneandperson,fellinlovewiththeyoungestatthemasquerade,anddeterminedtomarryherinthespring。Aboutafortnightsince,atanimmenseassemblyatmyLordChesterfield’s,madetoshowthehouse,whichisreallymostmagnificent,DukeHamiltonmadeviolentloveatoneendoftheroom,whilehewasplayingatFaroattheotherend;thatis,hesawneitherthebanknorhisowncards,whichwereofthreehundredpoundseach:hesoonlostathousand。I

ownIwassolittleaprofessorinlovethatIthoughtallthisparadelookedillforthepoorgirl;andcouldnotconceive,ifhewassomuchengagedwithhismistressastodisregardsuchsums,whyheplayedatall。However,twonightsafterwards,beingleftalonewithher,whilehermotherandsisterwereatBedfordHouse,hefoundhimselfsoimpatientthathesentforaparson。TheDoctorrefusedtoperformtheceremonywithoutlicenseorring;thedukesworehewouldsendforthearchbishop;

atlasttheyweremarriedwitharingoftheBED-CURTAIN,athalf-an-houraftertwelveatnight,atMay-fairChapel。’

Thisincidentoccurredin1752,andremindsusofthemarriage-

scenedescribedbyDrydeninoneofhistales,whichwasquotedbyLordLyndhurstonthatmemorableoccasionwhenheopposedLordCampbell’sBillforthesuppressionofindecentpublications,andmadeaspeechwhichwasmorecreditabletohiswitthanhistaste,andperfectlyhorrifyingtoLordCampbell,whoinflictedamostdamagingverbalcastigationonhisverysprightlybutimprudentopponent。