第7章

Onthisprovisionadailypaperjustlyremarks:——`Astatuteverymuchneededhascomeintoforce。Personsplayingorbettinginthestreetswithcoinsorcardsarenowmadeamenabletothe5thGeorgeIV。,c。83,andmaybecommittedtogaolasroguesandvagabonds。Thestatutesalreadyinforceagainstsuchroguesandvagabondssubjectthem,webelieve,notonlytoimprisonmentwithhardlabour,butalsotocorporalpunishment。InanycasetheNewActshould,ifstringentlyadministered,speedilyputastoptothetoocommonandquiteintolerablenuisanceofyoungmenandboyssprawlingaboutthepavement,orincornersofthewharvesbythewaterside,andplayingat"pitch-and-toss,"

"shove-halfpenny,""TommyDodd,""coddams,"andothergamesofchance。WhohasnotseenthatterribleetchinginHogarth’s"IndustryandIdleness,"wheretheidleapprentice,insteadofgoingdevoutlytochurchandsingingoutofthesamehymn-bookwithhismaster’sprettydaughter,isgamblingonatombstonewithaknotofdissoluteboys?Awatchfulbeadlehasespiedtheyouthfulgamesters,andispreparingtoadministerasoundingthwackwithacaneontheshouldersofThomasIdle。ButtheraceofLondonbeadlesisnowwell-nighextinct;andthefewthatremaindarenotusetheirswitchesonthesmallvagabonds,forfearofbeingsummonedforassault。ItistobehopedthatthepolicewillbeinstructedtoputtheActsharplyinforceagainstthepitch-and-tossplayers;and,inpassing,wemightexpressawishthattheywouldalsosuppresstheraggedurchinswhoturn"cart-wheels"inthemud,andthehalf-nakedgirlswhohauntthevicinityofrailwaystationsandsteamboatpiers,pesteringpassengerstobuycigar-lights。’

ENDOFVOL。I。

TheGamingTable(Volume2):ItsVotariesandVictimsbyAndrewSteinmetzInallTimesandCountries,especiallyinEnglandandinFrance。

BYANDREWSTEINMETZ,ESQ。,OFTHEMIDDLETEMPLE,BARRISTER-AT-LAW;FIRST-CLASSEXTRA

CERTIFICATESCHOOLOFMUSKETRY,HYTHE;lateOFFICERINSTRUCTOR

MUSKETRY,THEQUEENSOWNLIGHTINFANTRYMILITIA。AUTHOROF’THE

HISTORYOFTHEJESUITS,’’JAPANANDHERPEOPLE,’’THEROMANCEOF

DUELLING,’&c。,&c。

’Thesharp,theblackleg,andtheknowingone,Liveryorlace,theself-samecircle,run;

Thesamethepassion,endandmeansthesame——

DickandhisLordshipdifferbutinname。’

INTWOVOLUMES——VOL。II。

CONTENTSOFVOL。II。

I。CHEVALIERSD’INDUSTRIE,ORPOLITESHARPERS

II。PROFESSIONALGAMESTERSANDTHEIRFRAUDS

III。ANECDOTESOFTHEPASSIONSANDVICISSITUDESOFGAMESTERS

IV。ACTROCITIES,DUELS。SUICIDES,ANDEXECUTIONOFGAMBLERS

V。ODDITIESANDWITTICISMSOFGAMBLERS

VI。THEGAMINGCLUBS

VII。DOINGSINGAMINGHOUSES

VIII。THEDOCTRINEOFPROBABILITIESAPPLIEDTOGAMBLING

IX。THEHISTORYOFDICEANDCARDS

X。PIQUET,BASSET,FARO,HAZARD,PASSE-DIX,PUT,CROSSANDPILE,THIMBLE-RIG

XI。COCK-FIGHTING

XII。THETURF,HISTORICAL,SOCIAL,MORAL

XIII。FORTUNE-TELLINGBYCARDS(FORLADIES)

XIV。AMUSINGCARDTRICKS

THEGAMINGTABLE。

CHAPTERI。

CHEVALIERSD’INDUSTRIE,ORPOLITESHARPERS。

Chevaliersd’industrie,orpoliteandaccomplishedsharpers,havealwaysexistedineverycity,fromtheearliesttimestothepresent。Theordinaryprogressoftheseinterestinggentlemenisasfollows。Theirdebutisoftendifficult,andmanyofthemarestoppedshortintheircareer。Theyonlysucceedbymeansofgreatexertionandseveretrials;buttheyendureeverythinginordertobetoleratedorpermittedtoexercisetheircalling。Tosecurecredittheyallythemselveswithmenofrespectability,orthosewhopassforsuch。Whentheyhavenotitlestheyfabricatethem;andfewpersonsdisputetheirclaims。Theyarefoundusefulforthepleasuresofsociety,theexpensesofwhichtheyoftenpay——atthecostofthedupestheymakeintheworld。Theincomeofchevaliersd’industrieisatfirstderivedfromthoseinexperiencedpersonswhomtheygetintheirclutchesbymeansofeverykindofenticement,inordertoruinthemsomeday——iftheyhaveany’expectations’orarelikelytoberich;orinordertomakeaccomplicesofthemiftheyhaveonlyaptitudesforthepurpose。Afterhavingledthemfromerrortoerror,aftersuggestingtothemallsortsofwantsandvices,theymakethemgamble,iftheyareofage;theyholdupplaytothemasaninexhaustiblesourceofwealth。

The’protector’nexthandsoverhis’youngfriends’to’executioners,’whofleecethemforthecommonbenefitoftheconfederates。Theydonotalwayswaitforthecomingofageoftheiryoungdupesinordertostrikethegrand’stroke。’Whentheyfindthatthefatherofafamilyshuddersattheideaofapublicscandal,theyimmolatetheirvictimatonce——forfearlestheshouldescapefromtheirhands。Ofcoursetheyarealwaysopento’capitulate’——tocometoterms;andiftheaidofthelawisinvokedtheygiveindiscreetly。

AboutacenturyagothereflourishedatParisoneoftheseadventurers,whomadeagreatnoiseanddidavastamountofevil。Thismanofathousandfaces,thisProteus,asgreatacorrupterashewascorrupted,changedhisname,hisquarters,andfieldofoperations,accordingtotheexigencesofbusiness。

Althoughamanofardenttemperamentandinconceivableactivity,hiscold-bloodedrascalitywasneverinahurry。Hecouldwait;

hecouldbidehistime。Takingin,ataglance,alltherequirementsofacase,andseeingthroughallitsdifficulties,heworkedouthisschemewiththeutmostpatienceandconsummatedhiscrimewithabsolutesecurity。

Sometimeshegaveaconcertforamateurs,elegantsuppersforgayladies,andspecialsoireesforthelearnedandthewitty。Hewasnotparticularastothemeansofdoingbusiness;thushetraffickedineverything,——forthesaleofaliving,ortheprocurationofamistress——forhehadassociatesinallranks,amongallprofessionsofmen。

HehadtwentyFarotablesinoperationeverynight,whilsthisemissarieswereonthewatchfornewarrivals,andforthosewhohadrecentlycomeintoproperty。

Ingeneral,roguessoonbetraythemselvesbysomestupidbungle;

butsuchwasnotthecasewiththisman;hedefendedhimself,asitwere,onallsides,andalwayskepthimselfinpositionsoastoopposetoeachofhisvicestheproofpositiveofthecontraryvirtues。Thus,ifaccusedofusury,hecouldprovethathehadlent,withoutinterest,considerablesumsofmoney。Cowardlyandbaseinatete-a-tete,hewasboldandredoubtableinpublic;

thosewhohadmadehimtrembleinsecretwerethencompelledtoacknowledgehimamanofcourage。Evenhismorethansuspectedprobitywasdefendedbysuchasbelievedthemselveshisdepositaries,whereastheywere,inpointoffact,onlyreceiversofstolenproperty。

Affable,insinuatingtoadegree,hemightbecomparedtothosebrigandsofEgyptwhoembracedtheirvictimsinordertostranglethem。[1]Henevershowedmoredevotednessthanwhenhemeditatedsomeperfidy,normoreassurancethanwhenconvictedoftherascality。Playingfastandloosewithhonourandthelaws,hewassuretofind,whenthreatenedbythearmofjustice,thefemalerelativesofthejudgesthemselvestakinghispartanddoingtheirbestto’gethimoff。’Suchwasthisextraordinarychevalierd’industrie,whomighthavegoneonwithhisdiabolicalperpetrationshadhenot,atlast,attemptedtoomuch,failinginthegrandeststrokehehadevermeditated——andyetavulgarfraud——whenhewasconvicted,branded,andsenttothegalleys。[2]

[1]Senec。,Epist。Ii。

[2]Dusaulx,DelaPassionduJeu。

Thefollowingnarrativeelucidatesastillmoremodernphaseofthiselegant’industry。’MyauthorityisM。Robert-Houdin。

CAUGHTINATRAP。

M。Olivierde——wasadissipatedyounggentleman。Hisfamilywasoneoftheoldestandmostrespectableofthecountry,anddeservedlyenjoyedthehighestconsideration。M。Olivierde——,hisfather,wasnotrich,andthereforecouldnotdomuchforhisson;theconsequencewasthatowingtohisoutrageousprodigalitythesonwassorelypinchedformeanstokeepuphisposition;heexhaustedhiscredit,andwassoonoverwhelmedwithdebt。Amongthecompanionsofhisdissipationwasayoungmanwhoseabundantmeansfilledhimwithadmirationandenvy;helivedlikeaprinceandhadnotasinglecreditor。Onedayheaskedhisfriendtoexplainthemysteryofthefactthat,withoutpossessinganyfortune,hecouldgratifyallhistastesandfancies,whilsthehimself,withcertainresources,wascompelledtosubmittoprivations,stillgettingintodebt。

Chauvignac——suchwasthenameofthefriendthusaddressed——wasacard-sharper,andheinstantlyseizedtheopportunitytomakesomethingoutofthehappydispositionofthismodernprodigalson,thisscionofgentility。Withtheutmostfranknessheexplainedtotheyoungmanhiswonderfulmethodofkeepinghispocketsfullofmoney,andshowedthatnothingcouldbeeasierthanforOliviertogoanddolikewiseinhisterriblecondition;——inshort,ononehandtherewerewithinhisgrasp,riches,pleasure,allmannerofenjoyment;ontheother,pitilesscreditors,ruin,misery,andcontempt。Thetempter,moreover,offeredtoinitiatehislistenerinhisinfalliblemethodofgettingrich。InhisframeofmindOlivieryieldedtothetemptation,withthefulldetermination,ifnottogetmoneybycheatingatcards,atanyratetolearnthemethodwhichmightserveasameansofself-defenceshouldhenotthinkpropertouseitforattack——suchwasthefinalargumentsuggestedbythehumanMephistophelestohispupil。

TakingOliviertohishouse,heshowedhimapackofcards。’Nowhereisapackofcards,’hesaid;’thereseemstobenothingremarkableaboutit,doesthere?’Olivierexaminedthepackanddeclaredthatthecardsdidnotappeartodifferintheleastfromallothers。’Well,’saidChauvignac,’neverthelesstheyhavebeensubjectedtoapreparationcalledbiseautage,orhavingoneendofthecardsmadenarrowerthantheother。Thisdispositionenablesustoremovefromthepacksuchandsuchcardsandthentoclasstheminthenecessaryordersothattheymaygetintothehandoftheoperator。’Chauvignacthenproceededtoapplyhispreceptsbyanexample,andalthoughtheyoungmanhadnoparticularqualificationfortheartoflegerdemain,hesucceededatoncetoadmirationinagameatEcarte,forhehadalreadymasteredthefirstprocessofcheating。Havingthus,ashethought,sufficientlycompromisedhisvictim,Chauvignaclefthimtohistemptations,andtookleaveofhim。

Twodaysafterwardstheprofessorreturnedtohispupilandinvitedhimtoaccompanyhimonapleasuretrip。Olivierexcusedhimselfonaccountofhisdesperatecondition——oneofhiscreditorsbeinginpursuitofhimforadebtofonethousandfrancs。’Isthatall?’saidChauvignac;andpullingouthispocket-bookheadded,——’Here’sabank-note;youcanrepaymeto-

morrow。’’Why,man,youaremad!’exclaimedOlivier。’Beitso,’saidChauvignac;’andinmymadnessIgiveyoucreditforanotherthousand-francbank-notetogoandgetthirtythousandfrancswhicharewaitingforyou。’’Now,doexplainyourself,foryouaredrivingMEmad。’’Nothingmoreeasy。Hereisthefact,’saidChauvignac。’M。leComtedeVandermool,awealthyBelgiancapitalist,adesperategamesterifevertherewasone,andwhocanloseahundredthousandfrancswithoutmuchinconvenience,isnowatBoulogne,wherehewillremainaweek。

Thismillionnairemustbethinnedalittle。Nothingiseasier。

Oneofmyfriendsandconfreres,namedChaffard,isalreadywiththecounttopreparetheway。Wehaveonlynowtosettowork。

Youareoneofus——that’sagreed——andinafewdaysyouwillreturn,tosatisfyyourcreditorsandbuyyourmistressashawl。’

’Stopabit。Youaregoingtoofast。Waitalittle。Ihaven’tasyetsaidYes,’repliedOlivier。’Idon’twantyourYesnow;

youwillsayitatBoulogne。Forthepresentgoandpayyourbill。Wesetoutintwohours;thepost-horsesarealreadyordered;weshallstartfrommyhouse:bepunctual。’

ThepartyreachedBoulogneandputupattheHoteldel’Univers。

Ontheirarrivaltheywereinformedthatnotimewastobelost,asthecounttalkedofleavingnextday。Thetwotravellerstookahastydinner,andatonceproceededtotheapartmentoftheBelgianmillionnaire。Chaffard,whohadprecededthem,introducedthemastwoofhisfriends,whosepropertywassituatedinthevicinityofBoulogne。

M。leComtedeVandermoolwasamanaboutfiftyyearsofage,withanopen,candidcountenance。Heworeseveralforeigndecorations。Hereceivedthetwogentlemenwithcharmingaffability;hedidmore;heinvitedthemtospendtheeveningwithhim。Ofcoursetheinvitationwasaccepted。Whentheconversationbegantoflag,thecountproposedagame——whichwasalso,ofcourse,veryreadilyagreedtobythethreecomperes。

Whilethetablewasprepared,Chauvignacgavehisyoungfriendtwopacksofcards,tobesubstitutedforthosewhichshouldbefurnishedbythecount。Ecartewastobethegame,andOlivierwastoplay,thetwootherassociateshavingpretendedtoknownothingaboutthegame,andsayingthattheywouldcontentthemselvesbybettingwitheachother。OfcourseOlivierwasrathersurprisedatthisdeclaration,buthesoonunderstoodbycertainsignsfromChauvignacthatthisreservationwasintendedtodoawaywiththecount’ssuspicions,incaseoftheirsuccess。

Thecount,enormouslyrichashewas,wouldonlyplayforbank-notes。’Metalsmellsbadinaroom,’hesaid。Thenovice,atfirstconfusedatbeingapartytotheintendedroguery,followedthedictatesofhisconscienceand,neglectingtheadvantagesofhishands,trustedmerelytochance。Theresultwasthattheonlythousand-francbank-notehehadwasspeedilytransferredtothecount。AtthatmomentChauvignacgavehimasignificantlook,andthis,togetherwiththedesiretoretrievehisloss,inducedhimtoputintoexecutiontheculpablemanoeuvreswhichhisfriendhadtaughthim。Hisworkwasoftheeasiest;thecountwassoshort-sightedthathehadtokeephisnosealmostuponthecardstoseethem。Chancenowturned,asmightbeexpected,andthousand-francbank-notessoonaccumulatedinthehandsofOlivier,who,intoxicatedbythispossession,workedawaywithincredibleardour。Moreover,thecountwasnotintheleastoutofhumouratlosingsoimmensely;onthecontrary,hewasquitejovial;indeed,fromhislookshemighthavebeensupposedtobethewinner。Atlength,however,hesaidwithasmile,takingapinchfromhisgoldensnuff-box——’Iamevidentlynotinvein。Ihavelosteightythousandfrancs。I

seethatIshallsoonbeinforonehundredthousand。Butitisproper,mydearsir,thatIshouldsayIdon’tmakeahabitoflosingmorethanthissumatasitting;andifitmustbeso,I

proposetosupbeforelosingmylasttwentythousandfrancs。

Perhapsthiswillchangemyvein。Ithinkyouwillgrantmethisindulgence。’Theproposalwasagreedto。

Olivier,almostoutofhissensesatthepossessionofeightythousandfrancs,couldnotresistthedesireofexpressinghisgratitudetoChauvignac,whichhedid,graspinghishandwithemotionandleadinghimintoacorneroftheroom。

Alas!thewholethingwasonlyaninfamousconspiracytoruintheyoungman。TheBelgiancapitalist,thiscountapparentlysorespectable,wasonlyanexpertcard-sharperwhomChauvignachadbroughtfromParistoplayouttheviletragi-comedy,thedenouementofwhichwouldbetheruinoftheunfortunateOlivier。

Atthemomentwhenthelatterleftthecard-tabletogotoChauvignac,thepretendedmillionnairechangedthepackofcardstheyhadbeenusingfortwootherpacks。

Supperwentoffverypleasantly。Theydrankverymoderately,fortheheadhadtobekeptcoolforwhathadtofollow。Theysoonsatdownagainatthecard-table。’Now,’saidtheParisiancard-

shaper,onresuminghisseat,’Ishouldliketoendthematterquickly:Iwillstakethetwentythousandfrancsinalump。’

Olivier,confidentofsuccessafterhispreviousachievement,readilyassented;but,alas,thetwentythousandfrancsofwhichhemadesurewaswonbyhisadversary。

Fortythousandfrancswentinlikemanner。Olivier,breathless,utterlyprostrate,knewnotwhattodo。Allhismanoeuvreswerepractisedinvain;hecouldgivehimselfnonebutsmallcards。

Hisopponenthadhishandsfulloftrumps,andHEdealtthemtohim!InhisdespairheconsultedChauvignacbyalook,andthelattermadeasigntohimtogoon。Thewretchedyoungmanwenton,andlostagain。Bewildered,besidehimself,hestakedfabuloussumstotryandmakeupforhislosses,andverysoonfound,inhisturn,thatheowedhisadversaryonehundredthousandfrancs(L4166)!

Atthispointthehorribledenouementcommenced。Thepretendedcountstopped,andcrossinghisarmsonhisbreast,saidsternly——’MonsieurOlivierde——,youmustbeveryrichtostakesogliblysuchenormoussums。Ofcourseyouknowyourfortuneandcansquareyourselfwithit;but,howeverrichyoumaybe,yououghttoknowthatitisnotsufficienttoloseahundredthousandfrancs,butthatyoumustpayit。Besides,I

havegivenyoutheexample。Begin,therefore,byputtingdownthesumIhavewonfromyou;afterwhichwecangoon。’……

’Nothingcanbemoreproper,sir,’stammeredoutyoungOlivier,’Iamreadytosatisfyyou;but,afterall,youknowthat……

gamingdebts……myword……’

’Thed——l!sir,’saidthepretendedcount,givingthetableaviolentblowwithhisfist——’WhydoyoutalktomeaboutyourWORD。Gad!Youarewellentitledtoappealtotheengagementsofhonour!Well!Wehavenowtoplayanothergameonthistable,andwemustspeakoutplainly。MonsieurOlivierde——,youarearogue……Yes,arogue!ThecardswehavebeenusingarebiseauteesandYOUbroughtthemhither。’

’Sir!……Youinsultme!’saidOlivier。

’Indeed?Well,sir,thatastonishesme!’repliedthefalseBelgianironically。

’Thatistoomuch,sir。Idemandsatisfaction,andthatontheveryinstant。Doyouunderstandme?Letusgooutatonce。’

’No!no!Wemustendthisquarrelhere,sir。Lookhere——yourtwofriendsshallbeyour"seconds;"IamnowgoingtosendforMINE。’

Thecard-sharper,whohadrisenatthesewords,rangthebellviolently。Hisownservantentered。’Go,’saidhe,’totheProcureurdeRoi,andrequesthimtocomehereonaveryimportantmatter。Beasquickasyoucan。’

’Oh,sir,bemerciful!Don’truinme!’exclaimedthewretchedOlivier;’Iwilldowhatyoulike。’Atthesewords,thesharpertoldhisservanttowaitbehindthedoor,andtoexecutehisorderifheshouldhearnothingtothecontraryintenminutes。

’Andnow,sir,’continuedthesharper,turningtoOlivier,’andnow,sir,forthebusinessbetweenyouandme。ThesecardshavebeensubstitutedbyyouintheplaceofthosewhichIsupplied……Youmustdothemup,writeyournameuponthecover,andsealitwiththecoatofarmsonyourring。’

OlivierlookedfirstatChauvignacandthenatChaffard,butboththefellowsonlymadesignstohimtoresignhimselftothecircumstances。Hedidwhatwasordered。

’Thatisnotall,sir,’addedthefalseBelgian;’Ihavefairlywonmoneyfromyouandhavearighttodemandaguaranteeforpayment。Youmustdrawmeshortbillsforthesumofonehundredthousandfrancs。’

Asthewretchedyoungmanhesitatedtocomplywiththisdemand,hispitilesscreditorrosetoringthebell。

’Don’tring,sir,don’tring,’saidOlivier,’I’llsign。’

Hesigned,andthevillanywasconsummated。Olivierreturnedtohisfamilyandmadeanhumbleavowalofhisfaultandhisengagements。Hisvenerablefatherreceivedtheterribleblowwithresignation,andpaidthe100,000francs,estimatinghishonourfarabovethatamountofmoney。[3]

[3]ThisnarrativeiscondensedfromtheaccountoftheaffairbyRobert-Hondin,TrichericsdesGrecsdevoilees。

ANATTORNEY’DONE’BYAGAMBLER。

Aturfiteandgambler,representedunderthelettersofMrH——e,havinglostallhismoneyatDoncasterandthefollowingYorkMeeting,devisedaplan,withhiscoadjutor,toobtainthemeansfortheirdeparturefromYork,which,nodoubt,willbeconsideredexceedinglyingenious。

HehadheardofanattorneyinthetownwhowasveryfondofBackgammon;andonthissimplepieceofinformationanelaborateplanwasconcocted。MrH——efeignedillness,wenttobed,andsentforalargequantityoftartaremetic,whichhetook。Afterhehadsufferedtheoperationofthefirstdosehesentforadoctor,whopronouncedhim,ofcourse,verylanguidandill;andnotknowingthecause,orderedhimmoremedicine,whichthepatienttookgoodcarenottoallowtostayonhisstomach。

Ontheseconddayheaskedthedoctor,withgreatgravity,ifheconsideredhimindanger,adding,’becausehehadnevermadeaWILLtobequeathhisproperty。’Thedoctorreplied,’No,notinabsolutedanger,buttherewasnoharminmakingaWILL。’

Theattorney,accordingly,wassentfor——ofcoursetheverymanwishedfor——theloverofBackgammonbeforementioned。Thegoodmancame;hetookthe’instructions,’anddrewupthelastwillandtestamentoftheruinedturfite,wholeft(inthewill)aboutL50,000,whichnomaneverheardof,livingordead。

TheBUSINESSbeingdone,thepatientsaidthatifhehadamoment’srelaxationhethoughtheshouldrallyandovercomethemalady。Thepoorlawyersaidifhecouldinanywaycontributetohiscomfortheshouldbehappy。Theofferwasembracedbyobservingthatifhecouldsitupinbed——buthewasafraidhewasnotable——ahitatBackgammonwouldbeagreatsourceofamusement。

Thelawyer,likealladeptsinsuchmatters,wasonlytoowillingtocatchattheidea;theboardwasbrought。

OfcoursethemanwhohadL50,000toleavebehindcouldnotbeexpectedtoplay’forlove;’andsowhenMrH——eproposed’apoundahitortrebleagammon,’thelawyernotonlythoughtitreasonable,but,consciousofhispowerinthegame,eagerlyacceptedthetermsofplaying。Theyplayed;butthelawyerwasgammonedalmostincessantly,tillhelostL50。ThenH——eproposed’doubleorquitstoL1000,’——thereuponthepoorlawyer,believingthatfortunecouldnotalwaysforsakehim,saidhehadbutL2000intheworld,butthathewouldsettheL1000。Helost;andbecamealmostfrantic。Inthemidstofhisexcessivegrief,H——esaid,’YouhaveaHORSE,whatisitworth?’L50wastheanswer。’Well,well,youmaywinallbacknow,andI’llsetL50onyourhorse。’

Theybeganagain。Lost!’YouhaveaCOWinyourpaddock,haven’tyou?What’sthatworth?’askedMrH——e。TheattorneysaidL12。’Well,I’llsetthatsumbywayofgivingyouachance。’Thegameproceeded,andthepoorlawyer,equallyunfortunate,ravedandsworehehadlosthislastshilling。’No,no!’saidH——e,’youhavenot:IsawaHAY-RICKinyourground。

Itisofnousenowthatthehorseandcowaregone——whatisthatworth?’L15,repliedtheattorney,withasigh。’IsetL15

then,’saidH——e。

Thisseemedtobe’rathertoomuch’forthelawyer。Thelossofthehay-rick——likethelaststrawlaidontheoverladencamel’sback——staggeredhim。Besides,hethoughthesaw——asdoubtlesshedidsee——H——etwistinghisfingersroundoneofthedice。Uphestartedatonce,anddeclaredthathewascheated!

Thereuponthesickmanforgothissickness,jumpedoutofbed,andgavethelawyeraregulardrubbing,gotthechequefortheL2000,——butthehorse,cow,andhayhesaidhewouldleave’untilfurtherorders。’

AVERYCURIOUSSTORY。

AnArchbishopofCanterburywasonceonatour,whenagenteelman,apparentlyinearnestconversation,thoughaloneinawood,attractedhisnotice。HisGracemadeuptohim,and,afteralittlepreviousconversation,askedhimwhathewasabout。

Stranger。’Iamatplay。’

Archbishop。’Atplay?Withwhom?Iseenobody。’

Sir。’Iown,sir,myantagonistisnotvisible:IamplayingwithGod。’

Abp。’Atwhatgame,pray,sir?’

Str。’AtChess。’

Abp。’Doyouplayforanything?’

Str。’Certainly。’

Abp。’Youcannothaveanychance,asyouradversarymustbesosuperiortoyou。’

Str。’Hetakesnoadvantage,butplaysmerelyasaman。’

Abp。’Whenyouwinorlose,howdoyousettleaccounts?’

Str。’Veryexactlyandpunctually。’

Abp。’Indeed!Pray,howstandsyourgamenow?’

Str。’There!Ihavejustlost!’

Abp。’Howmuchhaveyoulost?’

Str。’Fiftyguineas。’

Abp。’Howdoyoumanagetopayit?DoesGodtakeyourmoney?’

Str。’No!Thepoorarehistreasurers。Healwayssendssomeworthypersontoreceiveit,andyouareatpresenthispurse-bearer。’

Sayingthis,thestrangerputfiftyguineasintohisGrace’shand,andretired,adding——’Ishallplaynomoreto-day。’

Theprelatewasdelighted;thoughhecouldnottellwhattomakeofthisextraordinaryman。Theguineaswereallgood;andthearchbishopappliedthemtotheuseofthepoor,ashehadbeendirected。

Thearchbishop,onhisreturn,stoppedatthesametown,andcouldnothelpgoinginsearchofthechess-player,whomhefoundengagedasbefore,whenthefollowingdialogueensued:——

Abp。’Howhasthechancestoodsincewemetbefore?’

Str。’Sometimesforme——sometimesagainstme。Ihavelostandwon。’

Abp。’Areyouatplaynow?’

Str。’Yes,sir。Wehaveplayedseveralgamesto-day。’

Abp。’Whowins?’

Str。’Theadvantageisonmyside。Thegameisjustover。I

haveafinestroke——check-mate——thereitis。’

Abp。’Howmuchhaveyouwon?’

Str。’Fivehundredguineas。’

Abp。’Thatisalargesum。Howareyoutohepaid?’

Str。’GodalwayssendssomegoodrichmanwhenIwin,andYOU

aretheperson。Heisremarkablypunctualontheseoccasions。’

Thearchbishophadreceivedaconsiderablesumonthatday,asthestrangerknew;andso,producingapistolbywayofreceipt,hecompelledthedeliveryofit。HisGracenowdiscoveredthathehadbeenthedupeofathief;andthoughhehadgreatlybruitedhisfirstadventure,heprudentlykepthisowncounselinregardtothelast。

Suchisthetale。Senoneveroebentrovato。

SKITTLESHARPERS。

’Iknowarespectabletradesman,’saysawriterinCassell’sMagazine——’Iknowhimnow,forhelivesinthehouseheoccupiedatthetimeofmytale——whowassentfortoseeaFrenchgentlemanatatavern,onbusinessconnectedwiththeremovalofthisgentleman’spropertyfromoneoftheLondondocks。Thebusiness,asexplainedbythemessenger,promisingtobeprofitable,heofcoursepromptlyobeyedthesummons,andduringhiswalkfoundthathisconductorhadoncebeeninserviceinFrance。ThisdelightedMrChase——thenamebywhichIsignifythetradesman——forhe,too,hadoncesolivedinFrance;andbythetimehereachedthetavernhehadtalkedhimselfintoaverygoodopinionofhisnewpatron。TheFrenchgentlemanwasveryurbane,gaveMrChasehisinstructions,lethimunderstandexpensewasnottobestudied,and,ashewasatlunch,wouldnotbesatisfiedunlessthetradesmansatdownwithhim。Thiswasagreathonourforthelatter,ashefoundhisemployerwasabaron。Well,theforeignerwasdisposedtopraiseeverythingEnglish;hewasgladhehadcometoliveinLondon——Pariswasnothingtoit;theyhadnothinginFranceliketheEnglishbeer,withwhich,intheexuberanceofhishospitality,hefilledandrefilledMrChase’sglass;butthatwhichdelightedhimaboveallthathehadseen"vosdeleetlegameviddeball——votyoucall——

de——de——aha!deskittel。"MrChaseassentedthatitwasaverynicegamecertainly;andtheFrenchgentlemanseemingbythistimetohavehadquiteenoughbeer,insisted,beforetheywenttothedocks——whichwasessential——thattheyshouldseejustonegameplayed。

’AsheinsistedonpayingMrChaseforallthetimeconsumedwithhim,andashisservant,ofcourse,couldnotobject,thepartyadjournedtothe"SelectSubscriptionGround"atonce。Inthegroundtherewasaquiet,insignificant-lookinglittleman,smokingacigar;andastheyweresofew,hewasaskedtoassist,which,afterconsiderablehesitationandmanyapologiesforhisbadplay,hedid。Theendisofcourseguessed。TheFrenchgentlemanwasafoolishvictim,withmoremoneythanwits,whobackedhimselftodoalmostimpossiblefeats,whenitwasevidenthecouldnotplayatall,andlaidsovereignsagainstthebestplayer,whowasthelittlestranger,doingtheeasiest。Whatwiththeexcitement,andwhatwiththebeer,whichwasprobablyspicedwithsomeunknownrelishalittlestrongerthannutmeg,MrChasecouldnothelpjoininginwinningtheforeigngentleman’smoney;itseemednoharm,hehadsomuchofit。

’Byastrangeconcurrenceofevents,itsohappenedthatbyrandomthrowstheFrenchmansometimesknockedallthepinsdownatasingleswoop,thoughheclearlycouldnotplay——MrChasewassureofthat——whiletheskilfulplayermadeeverynowandthenoneoftheblunderstowhichthebestplayersareliable。Thatthetradesmanlostfortysovereignswillbeeasilyunderstood;

anddidhistaleendhereitwouldhavedifferedsolittlefromahundredothersasscarcelytodeservetelling;butitwillsurprisemany,asitdidme,tolearnthathethenwalkedtoandfromhisownhouse——adistanceofpreciselyamileeachway——fetchedabillforthirtypounds,whichacustomerhadrecentlypaidhim,gotitdiscounted,wentbacktotheskittle-

ground,and,underthesamemalignantstar,lostthewhole。

’Itwastheonlycaseinmyexperienceoftheworkgoingonsmoothlyaftersuchabreak。Inevercouldaccountforit,norcouldMrChase。Greatwasthelatter’sdisgust,onsettingthepolicetowork,tofindthattheFrenchnobleman,hisservant,andthequietstranger,werealldwellerswithinhalfamileorsoofhisownhouse,andslightlyknowntohim——menwhohadtrusted,andverysuccessfully,togreataudacityandwell-

arrangeddisguise。’

Avastdealofgamblingstillgoesonwithskittlesalloverthecountry。AtaplacenottenmilesfromLondon,Iamtoldthatasmuchastwothousandpoundshasbeenseenuponthetableinasingle’alley,’orplaceofplay。Thebetswere,accordingly,veryhigh。Theinstancesrevealedbyexposureatthepolice-

courtsgivebutafaintideaoftheextentofskittlesharping。

Amidstsuchabusesofthegame,itcanscarcelysurpriseusthatthepolicehavebeenrecentlydirectedtoprohibitallplayingatskittlesandbowls。Howevermuchwemayregrettheinterferencewithpopularpastimes,inthemselvesunobjectionable,itisevidentthattheirflagrantabusewarrantsthemoststringentmeasuresinordertopreventtheirconstantlyrepeatedanddismalconsequences。Evenwheremoneywasnotplayedfor,potsofbeerwerethewager——leading,inmanyinstances,tointoxication,orpromotingthishabit,whichisthecauseofsomuchmiseryamongthelowerorders。

CHAPTERII。

PROFESSIONALGAMESTERSANDTHEIRFRAUDS。

Agamblinghouseattheendofthelastcenturywasconductedbythefollowingofficials:——

1。ACommissioner,——whowasalwaysaproprietor;wholookedinofanight,andauditedtheweek’saccountwithtwootherproprietors。

2。ADirector,——whosuperintendedtheroom。

3。AnOperator,——whodealtthecardsatthecheatinggamecalledFaro。

4。TwoCroupiers,orcrow-pees,astheywerevulgarlycalled,whosedutyitwastowatchthecardsandgatherorrakeinthemoneyforthebank。

5。TwoPuffs,——whohadmoneygiventothemtodecoyotherstoplay。

6。AClerk,——whowasacheckonthePuffs,toseethattheysanknoneofthemoneygiventothemtoplaywith。

7。ASquib,——whowasapuffofalowerrank,servingathalfsalary,whilstlearningtodeal。

8。AFlasher,——toswearhowoftenthebankhadbeenstrippedbyluckyplayers。

9。ADunner,——whowentabouttorecovermoneylostatplay。

10。AWaiter,——tofilloutwine,snuffcandles,andattendtheroom。

11。AnAttorney,——whowasgenerallyaNewgatesolicitor。

12。ACaptain,——whowastofightanygentlemanwhomightbepeevishatlosinghismoney。

13。AnUsher,——wholightedthegentlemenupanddownstairs,andgavethewordtotheporter。

14。APorter,——whowasgenerallyasoldieroftheFootGuards。

15。AnOrderly-man,——whowalkedupanddowntheoutsideofthedoor,togivenoticetotheporter,andalarmthehouseattheapproachoftheconstables。

16。ARunner,——whowastogetintelligenceoftheJustices’

meetings。

17。LinkBoys,Coachmen,Chairmen,Drawers,andothers,whobroughtthefirstintelligenceofJustices’meetings,ofconstablesgoingout,athalfaguineareward。

18。CommonBail,AffidavitMen,Ruffians,Bravos,Assassins,&c。

&c。

Itmaybepropertoremarkthattheabovelistofofficialswasonlycalculatedforgamblinghousesofaninferiororder。Intheseitisevidentthatthefearofinterruptionandthenecessityforprecautionpresidedoverthearrangements。Therewereothers,however,whichseemedtodefylaw,tospurnatjustice,andtoremainsecure,ineveryway,bythe’respectability’oftheirfrequenters。Thesewerehousessupportedatanamazingexpense——withinsightofthepalace——

whichwereopeneverynightandallnight——wheremenofthefirstrankweretobefoundgamblingawayimmensesumsofmoney,suchasnoman,whateverhisfortunemightbe,couldsustain。’What,then,’saysawriteratthetime,’aretheconsequences?Why,thattheUNDONEpartofthemselltheirVOTESforbread,andthesuccessfulgivethemforhonours。

’Hewhohasneverseenthegamblers’apartmentsinsomeofthemagnificenthousesintheneighbourhoodofStJames’s,hasneverseenthemosthorridsightthattheimaginationofathinkingmancanconceive。

’Anewpackofcardsiscalledforateverydeal,andthe"old"

onesarethenthrownuponthefloor,andinsuchanimmensequantity,thatthewriterofthisletterhasseenaverylargeroomnearlyANKLE-DEEP,inthegreatestpartofit,byfouro’clockinthemorning!Judge,then,towhatheighttheymusthaverisenbydaylight。’

Itisamelancholytruth,butconfirmedbythehistoryofallnations,thatthemostpoliteandrefinedageofakingdomisneverthemostvirtuous;not,indeed,thatanysuchcomplimentcanbepaidtothatgrossage,butstillitwasrefinedcomparedwiththepast。Thedistinctionsofpersonalmeritbeingbutlittleregarded——inthelowmoraltonethatprevailed——thereneededbuttosupportacertain’figure’inlife(managedbythefashionabletailor)[4],tobeconversantwithafewetiquettesofgoodbreedingandsentimentsofmodernorcurrenthonour,inordertobereceivedwithaffabilityandcourteousattentioninthehighestcircles。Thevilestsharper,havingoncegainedadmission,wassureofconstantentertainment,fornothingformedagreatercementofunionthanthespiritofHIGHGAMING。Therebeingsolittlecognizancetakenofthegoodqualitiesoftheheartinfashionableassemblies,nowonderthatamidthemedleyofcharacterstobefoundintheseplacesthe’sharper’ofpoliteaddressshouldgaintooeasyanadmission。

[4]’HowshaltTHOUtoCaesar’shallrepair?

For,ah!noDAMAGEDcoatcanenterthere!’

BEATTIE’SMinstrel。

Thisfraternityofartists——whethertheyweretobedenominatedrooks,[5]sharps,sharpers,black-legs,Greeks,orgripes——wereexceedinglynumerous,andweredispersedamongallranksofsociety。

[5]Socalledbecauserooksarefamousforstealingmaterialsoutofotherbirds’neststobuildtheirown。

Thefolliesandvicesofothers——ofopen-heartedyouthinparticular——werethegreatgameorpursuitofthisodiouscrew。

Thoughcoolanddispassionatethemselves,theydidallintheirpowertothrowothersofftheirguard,thattheymightmaketheiradvantageofthem。

Inotherstheypromotedexcessofallkinds,whilsttheythemselvestookcaretomaintaintheutmostsobrietyandtemperance。’Gamesters,’saysFalconer,’whosemindsmustbealwaysonthewatchtotakeadvantages,andpreparedtoformcalculations,andtoemploythememory,constantlyavoidafullmealofanimalfood,whichtheyfindincapacitatesthemforplaynearlyasmuchasaquantityofstrongliquorwouldhavedone,forwhichreasontheyfeedchieflyonmilkandvegetables。’

Asprofit,notpleasure,wastheaimoftheseknightsofdarkness,theylayconcealedunderallshapesanddisguises,andfolloweduptheirgamewithallwarinessanddiscretion。Likewisetraders,theymadeitthebusinessoftheirlivestoexcelintheircalling。

Forthisendtheystudiedthesecretmysteriesoftheirartbynightandbyday;theyimprovedonthescientificschemesoftheirprofoundmaster,Hoyle,andonhisdeepdoctrinesandcalculationsofchances。Theybecameskilfulwithoutarivalwhereskillwasnecessary,andfraudulentwithoutconsciencewherefraudwassafeandadvantageous;andwhilefortuneorchanceappearedtodirecteverything,theypractisednumberlessdevicesbywhichtheyinsuredherultimatefavourstothemselves。

Ofthesenoneweremoreefficacious,becausenonearemoreensnaring,thanbribingtheiryoungandartlessdupestofutureplaybysufferingthemtowinattheirfirstonsets。Byrisingawinnerthedupeimbibedaconfidenceinhisowngamblingabilities,ordeemedhimselfafavouriteoffortune。Heengagedagain,andwasagainsuccessful——whichincreasedhisexultationandconfirmedhisfutureconfidence;andthusdidthesimplegudgeonswallowtheirbait,tillitbecameatlastfasthooked。

Whenrenderedthussecureoftheirprey,theybegantoleveltheirwholetrainofartilleryagainsttheboastedhonoursofhisshort-livedtriumph。Thentheextensivemanors,theancientforests,thepaternalmansions,begantotremblefortheirfuturedestiny。Thepigeonwasmarkeddown,andtheinfernalcrewbeganingoodearnesttopluckhisrichplumage。Thewinkwasgivenonhisappearanceintheroom,asasignalofcommencingtheircovertattacks。Theshrug,thenod,thehem——everymotionoftheeyes,hands,feet——everyairandgesture,lookandword——becameanexpressive,thoughdisguised,languageoffraudandcozenage,bigwithdeceitandswollenwithruin。Besidesthis,thecardwasmarked,or’slipped,’orCOVERED。Thestoryistoldofanotedsharperofdistinction,aforeigner,whosehandwasthrustthroughwithaforkbyhisadversary,CaptainRoche,andthusnailedtothetable,withthiscoolexpressionofconcern——’I

askyourpardon,sir,ifyouhavenottheknaveofclubsunderyourhand。’Thecardswerepacked,orcut,orevenSWALLOWED。A

cardhasbeeneatenbetweentwoslicesofbreadandbutter,forthepurposeofconcealment。

Withwilycraftthesharperssubstitutedtheirdeceitful’doctors’orfalsedice;andthus’crabs,’or’alosinggame,’

becametheportionofthe’flats,’ordupes。

Thereweredifferentwaysofthrowingdice。Therewasthe’Stamp’——whenthecasterwithanelasticspringofthewristrappedthecornetorboxwithvehemenceonthetable,thediceasyetnotappearingfromunderthebox。The’Dribble’was,whenwithanairofeasybutingeniousmotion,thecasterpoured,asitwere,thediceontheboard——when,ifhehappenedtobeanoldpractitioner,hemightsuddenlycogwithhisfore-fingeroneofthecubes。The’LongGallery’waswhenthedicewereflungorhurledthewholelengthoftheboard。Sometimesthedicewerethrownoffthetable,nearaconfederate,who,inpickingthemup,changedoneofthefairforafalsediewithtwosixes。Thiswasgenerallydoneatthefirstthrow,andatthelast,whenthefairdiewasreplaced。Thesixeswereontheoppositesquares,sothatthefraudcouldonlybedetectedbyexamination。Ofcoursethistrickcouldonlybepractisedatraffles,whereonlythreethrowsarerequired。

Apairoffalsedicewasarrangedasfollows:——

{TwofoursOnonedie,{Twofives{Twosixes{TwofivesOntheother,{Twothrees{TwoacesWiththesediceitwasimpossibletothrowwhatisatHazarddenominatedCrabs,oralosinggame——thatis,aces,oraceanddeuce,twelve,orseven。Hence,thecasteralwayscalledforhismain;consequently,ashecouldneitherthrowonenorseven,lethischancebewhatitmight,hewassuretowin,andheandthosewhowereinthesecretofcoursealwaystooktheodds。Thefalsedicebeingconcealedinthelefthand,thecastertooktheboxwiththefairdiceinitinhisrighthand,andintheactofshakingitcaughtthefairdiceinhishand,andunperceivedshiftedtheboxemptytohisleft,fromwhichhedroppedthefalsediceintothebox,whichhebegantorattle,calledhismainseven,andthrew。Havingwonhisstakeherepeateditasoftenashethoughtproper。Hethencaughtthefalsediceinthesameway,shiftedtheemptyboxagain,andthrewtillhethrewout,stillcallingthesamemain,bywhichartificeheescapedsuspicion。

Twogamblingadventurerswouldsetoutwithacertainnumberofsignsandsignals。Theuseofthehandkerchiefduringthegamewasthecertainevidenceofagoodhand。Theuseofthesnuff-

boxasignequallyindicativeofabadone。Anaffectedcough,apparentlyasanaturalone,once,twice,three,orfourtimesrepeated,wasanassuranceofsomanyhonoursinhand。Rubbingthelefteyewasaninvitationtoleadtrumps,——therighteyethereverse,——thecardsthrowndownwithonefingerandthethumbwasasignofonetrump;twofingersandthethumb,twotrumps,andsoonprogressively,andinexactexplanationofthewholehand,withavarietyofmanoeuvresbywhichchancewasreducedtocertainty,andcertaintyfollowedbyruin。[6]

[6]BonTonMagazine,1791。

CHEATINGATWHIST。

Inanoldworkoncardsthefollowingcuriousdisclosuresaremaderespectingcheatingatwhist:——

’Hethatcanbycraftoverlookhisadversary’sgamehathagreatadvantage;forbythatmeanshemaypartlyknowwhattoplaysecurely;orifhecanhavesomepettyglimpseofhispartner’shand。Thereisawaybymakingsomesignbythefingers,todiscovertotheirpartnerswhathonourstheyhave,orbythewinkofoneeyeitsignifiesonehonour,shuttingbotheyestwo,placingthreefingersorfouronthetable,threeorfourhonours。FORWHICHREASONALLNICEGAMSTERSPLAYBEHIND

CURTAINS。

’Dealingthecardsoutbyoneandonetoeachpersonisthebestmethodofputtingitoutofthedealer’spowertoimposeonyou。

ButIshalldemonstratethat,dealthecardswhichwayyouwill,aconfederacyoftwosharperswillbeatanytwopersonsintheworld,thougheversogoodplayers,thatarenotofthegang,orinthesecret,and"THREEpollONE"isassafeandsecureasifthemoneywasintheirpockets。Allwhichwillappearpresently。

ThefirstnecessaryinstructionstobeobservedatWhist,asprincipalsofthesecret,whichmaybelikewisetransferredtomostothergamesatcards,are:——

Brieforshortcards,Corner-bend,Middle-bend(orKingston-bridge)。

’Ofbriefcardstherearetwosorts:oneisacardlongerthantherest,——theotherisacardbroaderthantherest。Thelongsortaresuchasthree,four,five,six,seven,eight,andnine;

thebroadsortaresuchasaces,kings,queens,andknaves。Theuseandadvantageofeachareasfollows:——

’Example:——Whenyoucutthecardstoyouradversary,cutthemlong,orendways,andhewillhaveathree,four,five,six,seven,eight,ornineatbottom。Whenyouradversarycutsthecardstoyou,putthembroadsidetohim,andhewillnaturallycut(withouteversuspectingwhatyoudo)ace,king,queen,orknave,&c。,whichissufficientadvantagetosecureanygame。

’Andincaseyoucannotgetcardsofpropersizesready-madetomixwithothers,youmayshavethemwitharazororpenknifefromthethreestothenineseachside,andfromtheacestotheknaveseachend;thenputthemupinthesamecaseorcover,andiftheyaredoneastheyoughttobe,theywillpassuponanybody。

’AsWhistisatavern-game,thesharpersgenerallytakecaretoputaboutthebottlebeforethegamebegins,soquick,thataBUBBLEcannotbesaidtoseeclearlyevenwhenhebeginstoplay。

’Thenextisthecorner-bend,whichisfourcardsturneddownfinelyatonecorner——asignaltocutby。

’TheotherisvulgarlycalledKingston-bridge,orthemiddle-

bend。Itisdonebybendingyourownoradversary’sTRICKStwodifferentways,whichwillcauseanopening,orarch,inthemiddle,whichisofthesameuseandserviceastheothertwoways,andonlypractisedinitsturntoamuseyou。

’Thenextthingtobeconsideredis,whodealsthecards,youoryouradversary;becausethatisamainpoint,andfromwhenceyouradvantagemustarise。Suppose,forexample,{Sharpers,AandB{

{Partners,{Bubbles,orFlats,CandD{

{Partners。

Afteradealortwoisformallyplayed,AandBwillbegintooperateinthefollowingmanner:——

’WhenAorBistodeal,theyobservethePRECEDINGDEALtotakeupthetricksthus:——

1。Abadcard。2。Agoodcard。

3。Abadcard。4。Agoodcard。

(Meaningthebestandworstthatfallinthatlist)。

’WhenCorDdeals,theymustbetakenupthus:——

1。Agoodcard。2。Abadcard。

3。Agoodcard。4。Abadcard。

’BythisruleitisplainthatthebestcardsfalltoAandB

everydeal。Howisitpossible,therefore,thatCandDshouldeverwinagamewithoutpermission?Butitwouldbedeemedillpolicy,andcontrarytothetrueinterestofAandB,toactthuseverydeal。Iwill,therefore,supposeitispractisedjustwhentheyplease,accordingasbetshappenincompany;thoughtherulewithgamesters,inlowlife,isatthefirstsettingouttostupifyyouwithwineandthelossofyourmoney,thatyoumaynevercometoaperfectunderstandingofwhatyouaredoing。Itmaybetrulysaidthatmanyanhonestgentlemanhasbeenkeptamonthinsuchaconditionbythemanagementandcontrivanceofasetofsharpers。

’NowyoumayimagineitnotinthepowerofAandBtocausethetrickstobetakenupafterthemanneraforesaid:thereisnothingsoeasynorsofrequentlypractised,especiallyatThreepollOne;forinplayingthecardstheconfederateswillnotonlytakecareoftheirowntricks,butalsoofyours,forthecardsmaybesoplayed,andshovedtogetherinsuchamanner,aswillevencauseyoutotakethemrightyourself;andifatrickshouldlieuntowardlyonthetable,AorBwillpayyouthecomplimentoftakingitupforyou,andsay——"Sir,that’syours。"Thisoperationwillthemorereadilybeapprehendedbyseeingitpractisedhalfascoretimes;whenonceyouareawareofit,itwillotherwise(Imaysayfairly)passuponanypersonthathasnotbeenletintothesecret。Thisbeingallowed,thenextpointanddifficultyistoshuffleandcut。

’Isay,thateitherAorBaresuchcuriousworkmen,andcanmakeashamshufflewithapackofcardssoartfully,thatyouwouldbelievetheyweresplittingthem,whenatthetimetheywillnotdisplaceasinglecardfromitsorder!SuchistheSHARPER’S

shuffling。

’Now,tocutthecards,aBENDispreparedforyoutocutto——

themiddleisthebest;anditisoddsbutyouunwarilycuttoit;ifnot,SLIPistheword;butifyouhavenoopportunitytodothatneither,thendealawayatallhazards,itisbutanequalbetthattheycomeinyourfavour;ifright,proceed;ifotherwise,missacardinitscourse,anditbringsthecardsaccordingtoyourfirstdesign;itisbutgivingtwoatlastwhereyoumissed;andifthatcannotbeconvenientlydone,youonlylosethedeal,andthereisanendofit。

’ButwhenAorBistocut,theymakeitallsafe;forthentheymaketheCORNER-BEND,whichanyonethatknowsmaycutto,ahundredtimestogether。

’PipingatWhist。BypipingImean,whenoneofthecompanythatdoesnotplay,whichfrequentlyhappens,sitsdowninaconvenientplacetosmokeapipe,andsolookon,pretendingtoamusehimselfthatway。Now,thedisposingofhisfingersonthepipewhilstsmokingdiscoverstheprincipalcardsthatareintheperson’shandheoverlooks;whichwasalwaysesteemedasufficientadvantagewherebytowinagame。Thereisanothermethod,namely,byutteringwords。"Indeed"signifiesdiamonds;

"truly,"hearts;"uponmyword,"clubs;"Iassureyou,"spades。

Butassoonasthesemethodsbecomeknown,newonesareinvented;

anditismostcuriousthattwopersonsmaydiscovertoeachotherwhatsortofcardstheyhaveinhand,andwhichoughtfirsttobeplayed,manydifferentways,withoutspeakingaword。’

Therecanbenodoubtthattheactofsortingthecardsiscapableofgivinganacuteobserveratolerablyaccurateideaofhispartner’soreitherofhisopponents’hands;sothatwherecheatingissuspecteditwouldbebettertoplaythecardswithoutsortingthem。Thenumberoftimesasortercarriesacardtoaparticularpartindicatessomanyofasuit;yourownhandandhisplaywillreadilyindicatethenatureofthecardsinwhichheiseitherstrongorweak。

InowquoteRobert-Houdin’saccountofCARDTELEGRAPHY。

Althoughthereare32cardsinthegameofPiquet,allofthemmaybedesignatedbytwelvedifferentsigns,namely,eightforthenatureofthecards,andfourforthecolours。

AtEcarte,thenumberofthesignalsisstillless,asitisonlythefiguresthatrequireindication:buttomaketheseindicationsitisnecessarytoexecuteasortofpantomime,accordingtocertainauthors,suchasblowingthenose,coughing,drummingonthetable,sneezing,&c。Suchevolutions,however,aretotallyunworthyofyourmodernGreek,andwouldsoonbedenouncedasgrossfraud。Thesignalswhichheemploysareonlyappreciablebyhisconfederate,——asfollows:——

Ifhelooks1。Athisconfederate,hedesignatesAking。

2。Attheplayofhisadversary……Aqueen。

3。Atthestake……Aknave。

4。Attheoppositeside……Anace。

Andwhilstheindicatesthenatureofthecardsheatthesametimemakesknownthecolourbythefollowingsigns:——

1。Themouthslightlyopen……Hearts。

2。Themouthshut……Diamonds。

3。Theupper-lipslightlypoutingoverthelower……Clubs。

4。Thelower-lipdrawnovertheupper……Spades。

Thus,iftheGreekwishestoannounce,forinstance,theknaveandaceofhearts,hesuccessivelydirectshislooksupontheplayofhisadversary,uponthestake,andtotheoppositeside,whilstkeepinghismouthslightlyopen。

Itisevidentthatthistelegraphymaybeemployedatallgameswherethereisagallery。Ineffect,nothingiseasieratPiquetthantoindicate,bytheaidofthesesignals,thecolourinwhichtheplayershoulddiscardandthatinwhichheshouldkeepwhatcardshehas。

Thesearethesimplestsigns;butsomeoftheGreekshaveagreatnumberofthem,todesignateeverything;andevensometimestocommunicateandreceiveintelligence,whennecessary。Thistelegraphyissoimperceptiblethatitisdifficulttodescribeit,andaltogetherimpossibletodetectit。[7]

[7]TricheriesdesGrecsdevoilees。

Robert-Houdinhasexhaustedthesubjectofcard-trickery,inconnectionwiththatprestidigitationwhich,itseems,allcard-

sharperscultivate,thedescriptionofwhich,however,isbynomeanssoentertainingasthevisibleperformance。Ifind,nevertheless,inhisbook,underthetitleof’SmallTrickeriesmadeinnocentbyCustom,’certainthingsalludedtowhichIcanattestbyexperience。

I。AtWhist,nocommunicationwhatevermustbemadebyaplayertohispartner,exceptingthoseauthorizedbythelawsofthegame;butsomepersonsgofurther,andbytheplayoftheirfeatures’telegraph’totheirpartnersthevalueoftheirhands。

II。AnyonewithagoodmemoryandendowedwithquickperceptionmayformaveryaccurateestimateofthehandsheldbyalltheplayersbyrememberingTHETRICKSASTHEYAREPLAYEDANDTURNED

DOWN——allofasuit,ortrumped。Cards’sticktogether’mostlovingly,andtheordinaryshufflingscarcelyalterstheirsequence;andso,ifatrickhasbeentakenbyanaceoveraking,forinstance,andinthenextdealyougetthesameking,youmaybesurethattheaceiseitheronyourrightoryourleft,accordingtothedeal;ofcourse,ifyougettheace,thenthesameprobability,orrathernecessity,existsastotheking;

andsoon。Knave,queen,king,ace,ofthesamename,arealmostsuretobeseparatedinthedealbetweenthefourplayers,oroneplayerwillhavetwoofthem。Theobservationisataxuponthefaculties;butIamsure,quitesure,thatthethingcanbedone,andis,whendone,ofmaterialservice;although,ofcourse,theknowledgecanbeturnedtoaccountonlybyanexpertplayer,withapartnerwhocanunderstandthegamewhichhewishestoplay。

Whistis,decidedly,oneofthefairestofgames;butforthatveryreason,itisopentothegreatestover-reaching,or,ifyoulike,cheating。

Withregardtodice,ofcourse,theywereand,doubtless,arestillloaded。Suchwereformerlycalled’dispatches,’becausetheywould’infiveminutesdispatchL500outofthepocketofanyyoungmanwhenintoxicatedwithchampagne。’

RouletteandRougeetNoirtableswereandaresoarrangedasalwaystomakethebankwinatthewilloftheattendant,regulatingthemwithatouch。

AtHazard,theyused’loworhighdice,’thatis,withonlycertainnumbersonthem,highorlow,——apairofwhicheverysharperalwayshadinhispossession,changingthemwithgreatdexterity。Theyalsoused’cramped’boxes,bywhichthey’cogged’orfastenedthediceintheboxastheydroppedthemIN,andsocoulddropthemOUTwiththerequiredfaceupwards。

CHAPTERIII。

ANECDOTESOFTHEPASSIONSANDVICISSITUDESOFGAMESTERS。

Althoughallthemotivesofhumanactionhavelongbeenknown——

althoughpsychology,orthescienceofsoulandsentiment,hasceasedtopresentuswithanynewfacts——itisquitecertainthatouredificeofMoralsisnotquitebuiltup。Wemayrestassuredthataslongasintellectualmanexiststheproblemwillbeconsideredunsolved,andthequestionwillbeagitated。Futuregenerationswilldestroywhatweestablish,andwillfashionasomethingaccordingtotheiradvancement,andsoon;foriftherebeatermwhich,ofallothers,shouldbeexpungedfromthedictionariesofallhumanbeings,itseemstobeLordRussell’swordFINALITY。SomethingNEWwillalwaysbewanted。’Sensation’

istheverylifeofhumanity;itismotion——thereverseof’death’——whichweallabhor。

Thegamesterlivesonlyforthe’sensation’ofgaming。Menagetellsusofagamesterwhodeclaredthathehadneverseenanyluminaryabovethehorizonbutthemoon。SaintEvremond,writingtotheCountdeGrammont,says——’Youplayfrommorningtonight,orratherfromnighttomorning。Alltheraysofthegamester’sexistenceterminateinplay;itisonthiscentrethathisveryexistencedepends。Heenjoysnotanhourofcalmorserenity。

Duringthedayhelongsfornight,andduringthenighthedreadsthereturnofday。’

Beingalwayspre-occupied,gamestersaresubjecttoaridiculousabsenceofmind。TacitustellsusthattheEmperorVitelliuswassotorpidthathewouldhaveforgottenhewasaprinceunlesspeoplehadremindedhimofitfromtimetotime。[8]Manygamestershaveforgottenthattheywerehusbandsandfathers。

Duringplaysomeonesaidthatthegovernmentwereabouttolevyataxonbachelors。’ThenIshallberuined!’exclaimedoneoftheplayersabsorbedinthegame。’Why,man,youhaveawifeandfivechildren,’saidthespeaker。

[8]TantatorpedoinvaseratanimumVitellii,utsiprincipemeumfuissenonmeminissent,ipseoblivisceretur。Hist。,lib。iii。

Thisinfatuationmaybesimplyridiculous;butithasalsoahorribleaspect。Adistractedwifehasrushedtothegamingtable,imploringherhusband,whohadfortwoentiredaysbeenengagedatplay,toreturntohishome。

’Onlyletmestayonemomentlonger——onlyonemoment……I

shallreturnperhapsthedayafterto-morrow,’hestammeredouttothewretchedwoman,whoretired。Alas!hereturnedsoonerthanhehadpromised。Hiswifewasinbed,holdingthelastofherchildrentoherbreast。

’Getup,madam,’saidtheruinedgambler,’thebedonwhichyouliebelongstousnolonger!’……

Whenthegamesterisfortunate,heenjoyshissuccesselsewhere;

tohishomehebringsonlyconsternation。

Awifehadreceivedthemostsolemnpromisefromherhusbandthathewouldgamblenomore。Onenight,however,heslunkoutofbed,rushedtothegamingtable,andlostallthemoneyhehadwithhim。Hetriedtoborrowmore,butwasrefused。Hewenthome。Hiswifehadtakentheprecautiontolockthedrawerthatcontainedtheirlastmoney。Vainobstacle!Themadmanbrokeitopen,carriedofftwothousandcrowns——totakehisrevenge,ashesaid,butinrealitytolosethewholeasbefore。

Butitistothegamingroomthatwemustgotobeholdtheprogressoftheterribledrama——theebbandflowofoppositemovements——theshocksofalternatehopeandfear,infinitelyvariedinthecountenance,notonlyoftheactors,butalsoofthespectators。Whatisvisible,however,isnothingincomparisontothesecretagony。Itisinhisheartthatthetempestroarsmostfiercely。

Twoplayersonceexhibitedtheirrage,theonebyamournfulsilence,theotherbyrepeatedimprecations。Thelatter,shockedatthesang-froidofhisneighbour,reproachedhimforenduring,withoutcomplaint,suchlossesoneaftertheother。’Lookhere!’

saidtheother,uncoveringhisbreastanddisplayingitallbloodywithlacerations。

Itisonlyatplaythatwecanobserve,frommomenttomoment,allthephasesofdespair;fromtimetotimethereoccurnewones——strange,eccentric,orterrible。Afterhavinglostquietly,andevenwithserenity,halfhisfortune,thefatherofafamilystakedtheremainder,andlostitwithoutamurmur。

Faceresolentextremasecurosmala。[9]Thebystanderslookedathim;hisfeatureschangednot;onlyitwasperceivedthattheywerefixed。Itseemedthathewasunconsciousoflife。Twostreamsoftearstrickledfromhiseyes,andyethisfeaturesremainedthesame。Hewasliterallyaweepingstatue。Thespectatorswereseizedwithfright,and,althoughgamesters,theymeltedintopity。

[9]’GreatcalamitiesrenderusCARELESS。’

AtBayonne,in1725,aFrenchofficer,inarageatbilliards,jammedabilliard-ballinhismouth,whereitstuckfast,arrestingrespiration,untilitwas,withdifficulty,extractedbyasurgeon。Dusaulxstatesthathewastoldthefactbyalieutenant-general,whowasaneye-witness。

Itiswellknownthatgamblers,likedogsthatbiteastoneflungatthem,haveeatenupthecards,crushedupthedice,brokenthetables,damagedthefurniture,andfinally’pitchedinto’eachother——asdescribedbyLucianinhisSaturnalia。Dusaulxassuresusthathesawanenragedgamblerputaburningcandleintohismouth,chewit,andswallowit。AmadplayeratNaplesbitthetablewithsuchviolencethathisteethwentdeepintothewood;

thusheremained,asitwere,nailedtoit,andsuddenlyexpired。

Theotherplayerstooktoflight;theofficersofjusticevisitedtheplace;andthecorpsewasdeprivedoftheusualceremonyofburial。[10]

[10]GazettedeDeux-Ponts,du26Novembre,1772。

Thefollowingstrangebutapparentlyauthenticfact,isrelatedintheMercureFrancois(TomeI。Annee1610)。

’AmannamedPennichon,beingaprisonerintheConciergerieduringthemonthofSeptember,1610,diedthereofawonderfullysuddendeath。Hecouldnotrefrainfromplay。Havingonedaylosthismoney,heutteredfrightfulimprecationsagainsthisbodyandagainsthissoul,swearingthathewouldneverplayatcardsagain。Nevertheless,afewdaysafter,hebegantoplayagainwiththoseinhisapartment,andonadisputerespectingdiscarding,herepeatedhisexecrableoaths。AndwhenoneofthecompanytoldhimheshouldfeartheDivinejustice,heonlysworethemore,andmadesuchconfusionthattherehadtobeanotherdeal。Butassoonasthreeothercardsweregivenhim,heplacedtheminhishat,whichheheldbeforehim,andwhilstlookingatthem,withhiselbowsonthetableandhisfaceinthehat,hesosuddenlyexpiredthatoneofthepartysaid——"Come,nowplay,"

andpushedhimwithhiselbow,thinkinghewasasleep,whenhefelldowndeaduponthefloor。’

Insomecasestheeffectoflossesatplayissimplystupefaction。Someplayers,attheendofthesitting,neitherknowwhattheydonorwhattheysay。M。deCrequi,afterwardsDucdeLesdiguieres,leavingagamblingpartywithHenryIV。,afterlosingalargesum,metM。deGuiseinthecourt-yardofthecastle。’Myfriend,’saidhetothelatter,’wherearethequartersoftheGuardsnow-a-days?’M。deGuisesteppedback,saying,’Excuseme,sir,Idon’tbelongtothiscountry,’andimmediatelywenttotheking,whomhegreatlyamusedwiththeanecdote。

Adissipatedbuck,whohadbeensittingallnightatHazard,wenttoachurch,notfarfromStJames’s,justbeforethesecondreadingoftheLord’sPrayer,onSunday。Hewasscarcelyseatedbeforehedozed,andtheclerkinashorttimebawledoutAMEN,whichhepronouncedA——main。Thebuckjumpeduphalfasleepandroaredout,’I’llbetthecaster20guineas!’Thecongregationwasthrownintoatitter,andthebuckranout,overwhelmedwithshame。Asimilaranecdoteistoldofanother’dissipatedbuck’

inachurch。ThegrandmasqueradegivenontheopeningoftheUnionClubHouse,inPallMall,wasnotentirelyovertillalatehouronthefollowingSunday。Ayoungmannearlyintoxicated——certainlynotknowingwhathewasabout——reeledintoSt。James’schurch,inhismasqueradedress,withhishaton。ThelateRev。ThomasBracken,attractedbythenoiseofhisentrance,lookeddirectlyathimashechancedtodeliverthefollowingwords:——’Friend!howcamestthouinhither,nothavingonaweddinggarment?’Itseemedsotostriketheculpritthatheinstantlytookoffhishatandwithdrewinconfusion。

Atplay,awinnerredoubleshiscautionandsang-froidjustinproportionashisadversarygetsbewilderedbyhislosses,becomingdesperate;hetakesadvantageoftheweaknessofthelatter,givinghimthelaw,andstrivingforgreatersuccess。

Whentheluckchanges,however,thecaseisreversed,andtheformerloserbecomes,inhisturn,tentimesmorepitiless——likethatRomanprefect,mentionedbyTacitus,whowasthemoreinexorablebecausehehadbeenharshlytreatedinhisyouth,coimmmitiorquiatoleraverat。Thejoyatwinningbackhismoneyonlymakesagamesterthemorecovetousofwinningthatofhisadversary。Awealthymanoncelost100,000crowns,andbeggedtobeallowedtogoandsellhisproperty,whichwasworthdoubletheamounthehadlost。’Whysellit?’saidhisadversary;’letusplayfortheremainder。’Theyplayed;luckchanged;andthelateLOSERruinedtheother。

Sometimesaviditymakesterriblemistakes;many,inordertowinmore,havelosttheiralltopersonswhohadnotashillingtolose。Duringthedepthofaseverewinter,agamesterbeheldwithterrorthebottomofhispurse。Unabletoresolveonquittingthegamingtable——forplayersinthatconditionarealwaysthemoststubborn——heshoutedtohisvalet——’Goandfetchmygreatsack。’Thesewords,utteredwithoutdesign,stimulatedthecupidityofthosewhonolongercaredtoplaywithhim,andnowtheywereeagerforit。Hisluckchanged,andhewonthriceasmuchashehadlost。Thenhis’greatsack’wasbroughttohim:itwasaBEAR-SKINSACKheusedasacloak!

Inthemadnessofgamingtheplayerstakeseverythingafterlosinghismoney——hiswatch,hisrings,hisclothing;andsomehavestakedtheirEARS,andotherstheirveryLIVES——instancesofallwhichwillberelatedinthesequel。

Notverylongagoapublican,wholostallhismoney,stakedhispublic-house,lostit,andhadto’clearout。’Themanwhowonitisaliveandflourishing。

’Thedebtofhonourmustbepaid:’thesearetheterriblewordsthathauntthegamesterashewakes(ifhehasslept)onthemorningafterthenightofhorrors:thesearethefuriesthattakehiminhand,anddraghimtotorture,laughingthewhile……

Whata’sensation’itmustbetoloseone’sALL!Aman,intoxicatedwithhisgains,leftonegaminghouseandenteredanother。Assoonasheenteredheexclaimed,’Well,Iamfilled,mypocketsarefullofgold,andheregoes,ODDSOREVEN?’

’Odds,’criedaplayer。ItwasODDS,andthefortunatewinnerpocketedtheenormoussumjustboastedofbytheother。

Ontheotherhand,suddenprosperityhasderangedmoreheadsandkilledmorepeoplethanreversesandgrief;eitherbecauseittakesalongertimetogetconvincedofutterruinthangreatgoodfortune,orbecausetheinstinctofself-preservationcompelsustoseek,inadversity,forresourcestomitigatedespair;whereas,intheassaultofexcessivejoy,thesoul’sspringisdistendedandbrokenwhenitissuddenlycompressedbytoomanythoughtsandtoomanysensations。Sophocles,Diagoras,Philippides,diedofjoy。AnotherGreekexpiredatthesightofthethreecrownswonbyhisthreesonsattheOlympicgames。

Manyfineintellectsamongplayershavebeenbrutifiedbyloses;

others,ingreaternumber,havebeensobytheirwinnings。Someinthecourseoftheirprosperityperishfromidleness,getderanged,andruinthemselvesafterruiningothers。Aninstanceismentionedofanofficerwhowonsoenormouslythatheactuallylosthissensesincountinghisgains。Astonishedathimself,hethoughthewasnolongeranordinarymortal;andrequiredhisvaletstodohimextraordinaryhonours,flinginghandfulsofgoldtothem。Thesamenight,however,hereturnedtothegaminghouse,andrecoveredfromhismadnesswhenhehadlostnotonlyallhisgains,buteventhevalueofanappointmentwhichheheld。

UNFORTUNATEWINNING。

M。G——mewasamostestimableman,combininginhimselfthebestqualitiesofbothheartandhead。Hewasgood-humoured,witty,andbenevolent。Withthesequalifications,andoneotherwhichseldomoperatestoaman’sdisadvantage——aclearincomeofthreethousandayear——thebestsocietyinPariswasopentohim。Hehadbeenavisitorinthatcapitalaboutamonth,whenhereceivedaninvitationtooneofthesplendiddinnersgivenweeklyatthesalon。Asheneverplayed,hehesitatedabouttheproprietyofacceptingit,butontheassurancethatitwouldnotbeexpectedofhimtoplay;and,moreover,ashemightnotagainhavesogoodanopportunityofvisitinganestablishmentofthekind,heresolvedtogo——merelyforthesatisfactionofhiscuriosity。Hehadafewstraynapoleonsinhispurse,tothrowthem——’justforthegoodofthehouse,’asheconsideredit——

couldhardlybecalledPLAY,sohethrewthem。Poorfellow!Heleftoffawinneroffourteenhundrednapoleons,oraboutasmanypoundssterling——andsoeasilywon!Hewentagain,again,andagain;buthewasnotalwaysawinner;andwithinfifteenmonthsofthemomentwhenhishandfirstgraspedthedice-boxhewaslyingdeadinajail!

LORDWORTHALL’SDESPERATEWAGER。

AtagamblingpartyLordWorthallhadlostallhismoney,andinafitofexcitementstakedhiswholeestateagainstL1000,atcuttinglowwithcards,andincuttingexclaimed,——

’UpnowDeuce,orelseaTrey,OrWorthall’sgoneforeverandaye。’

Hehadthelucktocutthedeuceofdiamonds;andtocommemoratetheseriousevent,hegotthedeuceofdiamondscutinmarbleandhaditfixedontheparapetofhismansion。

THECELEBRATEDTHADDEUSSTEVENS。

Hewasaninveterategamesteronasmallscale,andalmostinvariably,afteraday’sdutyintheHouse,woulddropinatafavouritecasino,andwinorlosefiftydollars——thatbeingtheaveragelimitofhisbetting。

APROVIDENTGAMBLER。

AMonsieurB——,wellknowninParisianlife,havingrecentlylosteveryshillingatacertainsportingclubwhereplayiscarriedoninParis,wenttothecountry,wherehissisterlenthimL150。

Hewonallbackagain,andgotaconsiderablesumofmoneyinhand。Hethenwenttohishotel,tohisbootmaker,andtailor,paidthem,andmadearrangementstobefed,clothed,andshodfortenyears。

AMAGNIFICENTFORTUNEWASTED。

LordFoley,whodiedin1793,enteredupontheturfwithanestateofL18,000perannum,andL100,000readymoney。Heleftwitharuinedconstitution,anencumberedestate,andnotashillingofreadymoney!

ANENTERPRISINGCLERK。

LordKenyon,in1795,triedaclerk’formisapplyinghismaster’sconfidence,’andthefactswereasfollows。HewentwithabanknoteofL1000toagaminghouseinOsendonStreet,wherehewonalittle。HealsowontwohundredguineasatanotherinSuffolkStreet。Henextaccompaniedsomekeepersofathirdhousetotheirtables,wherehelostaboveninehundredpounds。Heplayedtherealmosteverynight;andfinallylostaboutL2500!

GAMBLINGFORRECRUITSFORTHEARMY。

AnIrishofficerstruckoutamodeofgambling,forrecruits。Hegavefiveguineasbounty,andonehundredtoberaffledforbyyoungrecruits,——thewinnertobepaidimmediately,andtopurchasehisdischarge,ifhepleased,forL20。Thedice-boxwasconstantlygoingathisrecruitingofficeinDublin。

DOUBLINGTHESTAKES。

Adashingyoungmanoflargefortune,abouttheyear1820,lostatasubscriptionhouseattheWestEnd,L80,000。Thewinnerwasapersonofhighrank。Theyoungman,however,bydoublingthestakes,notonlyrecoveredhislosses,butinhisturngainedconsiderablyofhisantagonist。

ANANNUITYFORAGAMBLINGDEBT。

AfashionablenoblemanhadwonfromayoungandnoblerelativethesumofL40,000。Thecashnotbeingforthcoming,heacceptedanannuityofL4000。

SIRWILLIAMCOLEPEPPER。

ItistoldofSirWilliamColepepperthat,afterhehadbeenruinedhimselfatthegamingtable,hiswholedelightwastositthereandseeothersruined。Hardenedwretch——’Whothoughheplaysnomore,overlooksthecards’——withthisdiabolicaldisposition!

THEBITERBITTEN。

Acertainduchess,ofaci-devantlord-lieutenant,whoexpectedtomakeapigeonofMarshalBlucher,wasfleecedofL200,000;topaywhichherlordwasobligedtosellagreatpartofhisproperty,andresideonthecontinent。

HUNTEDDOWN。

Astout-heartedandgallantmilitarybaronetlostanimmensesumatacelebratedgaminghouse;butwassofortunateastorecoverit,withL1200more。ThislastsumHEPRESENTEDTOTHEWAITERS。

Hewaspursuedbytwoofthe’play-wrights’toanorthernwatering-place,wherehewassopluckedthatallhispossessionswerebroughttothehammer。Acompetencywas,however,savedfromthemagnificentwreck。

COMINGOFAGE。

WhenSirC——T——,aweakyoungman,withalargefortune,cameofage,theGreeks,thinkinghimanexcellentquarry,wenttoYorkRaces,madehimdrunkandplunderedhimofalargesum。Thenextmorningoneofthepartywaiteduponhimtoacquainthimofhisloss——(L20,000orL30,000),andbroughtbondsforhissignaturetothatamount!

HEAVYLIABILITIESTOBEGINWITH。

Intheyear1799,whentheMarquisofDonegalsucceededtothetitleonhisfather’sdeath,hisdebts,principallytogamblersandmoney-lenders,amountedtotwohundredandfiftythousandpoundssterling!

AGENTLEMANTURNEDBARBER。

InanoldmagazineIfindthefollowingcuriousstatement:——

’ThereisnowlivinginBarnabyStreet,CarnabyMarket,amanwho,althoughexercisingthemenialofficeofpennybarber,wasinhisyoungerdaysinpossessionofestatesandpersonalpropertytoalargeamount,andistheonlylinealdescendantremainingoftheveryancientfamilyoftheH——sofBristol。

’Hisrelationsdyingwhenhewasyoung,hewasplacedunderproperguardians,andreceivedaliberaleducation,firstatWestminster,andafterwardsatCambridge,suitabletohisrankandfortune。Whenofageheconvertedhisestatesintomoney,andretiredtoDublin,whereheremainedsometime。HethenmadethetourofEurope,andreturnedtoIreland,wherehewentthroughallthescenesofdissipationtowhichyoungmenaresomuchaddicted,tillatlasthewasbesetbythoseharpiesthegamblers,andstrippedofhisimmensefortuneinonesinglenight!

’Hethensubsistedforsomelittletimeonthebountyofhisundoers,whointendedtomakehimoneofthem;but,nothavingsufficientaddressfortheprofession,hewasdismissedand"leftinthelurch;"andmostofhisfriendsdiscardinghim,heembarkedwithhislastguineaforEngland。Herehehasencounteredmanydifficulties,oftenbeeningaolfordebt,andpassedthroughvariousscenesoflife,asvalet,footman,thief-

taker,andatlength,apenny-barber!Hehasawifeandlargefamilyandlivesinaverypenuriousmanner,oftenlamentinghisearlyfolly。’[11]

[11]’TheWesternCountyMagazine,1791。ByaSocietyofGentlemen。’Thiswell-conductedoldmagazinewasprintedandpublishedatSalisbury,andwasdecidedlyacredittothetownandcounty。

PENSIONEDOFFBYAGAMINGHOUSE。

AvisitoratFrascati’sgaminghouseinParistellsus:——

’IsawtheChevalierdelaC——(adescendantoftheoncecelebratedromance-writer)whenhewasnearlyninety。Themodeoflifeofthisoldmanwassingular。Hehadlostaprincelypropertyattheplay-table,andbyapieceofgoodfortuneofrareoccurrencetogamesters,andunparalleledgenerosity,theproprietorsofthesalonallowedhimapensiontosupporthiminhismiserablesenility,justsufficienttosupplyhimwithawretchedlodging——bread,andachangeofraimentonceineverythreeorfouryears!Inadditiontothishewasallowedasupper——whichwas,infact,hisdinner——atthegaminghouse,whitherhewenteverynightatabouteleveno’clock。Tillsupper-time(twoo’clockinthemorning)heamusedhimselfinwatchingthegamesandcalculatingthevariouschances,althoughincapableofplayingasinglecoup。Atfouro’clockhereturnedtohislodging,retiredtobed,andlaytillbetweennineandteno’clockonthefollowingnight。Acupofcoffeewasthenbroughttohim,and,havingdressedhimself,attheusualhourheagainproceededtothesalon。Thishadbeenhisroundoflifeforseveralyears;andhetoldmethatduringallthattime(exceptingonafewmorningsaboutMidsummer)hehadneverbeheldthesun!’