第17章

thoughtI,andforafewmomentsIfeltasifamountainhadbeenremovedfrommybreast;—"hereshecomesatlast,now,howshallIreceiveher?Oh,"thoughtI,"Iwillreceiveherrathercoolly,justasifIwasnotparticularlyanxiousabouther—that’sthewaytomanagethesewomen。"Thenextmomentthesoundbecameveryloud,rathertooloud,I

thought,toproceedfromherwheels,andthenbydegreesbecamefainter。Rushingoutofmytent,Ihurriedupthepathtothetopofthedingle,whereIheardthesounddistinctlyenough,butitwasgoingfromme,andevidentlyproceededfromsomethingmuchlargerthanthecartofIsopel。

Icould,moreover,hearthestampingofahorse’shoofatalumberingtrot。Thoseonlywhosehopeshavebeenwroughtuptoahighpitch,andthensuddenlycastdown,canimaginewhatIfeltatthatmoment;andyetwhenIreturnedtomylonelytent,andlaydownonmyhardpallet,thevoiceofconsciencetoldmethatthemiseryIwasthenundergoingI

hadfullymerited,fortheunkindmannerinwhichIhadintendedtoreceiveher,whenforabriefmomentIsupposedthatshehadreturned。

Itwasonthemorningafterthisaffair,andthefourth,ifI

forgetnot,fromthetimeofIsopel’sdeparture,that,asI

wasseatedonmystoneatthebottomofthedingle,gettingmybreakfast,Iheardanunknownvoicefromthepathabove—

apparentlythatofapersondescending—exclaim,"Here’sastrangeplacetobringaletterto;"andpresentlyanoldwoman,withabeltroundhermiddle,towhichwasattachedaleathernbag,madeherappearance,andstoodbeforeme。

"Well,ifIever!"saidshe,asshelookedabouther。"Mygoodgentlewoman,"saidI,"praywhatmayyoupleasetowant?""Gentlewoman!"saidtheolddame,"pleasetowant—

well,Icallthatspeakingcivilly,atanyrate。Itistrue,civilwordscostnothing;nevertheless,wedonotalwaysgetthem。WhatIpleasetowantistodeliveralettertoayoungmaninthisplace;perhapsyoubehe?""What’sthenameontheletter?"saidI,gettingup,andgoingtoher。

"There’snonameuponit,"saidshe,takingaletteroutofherscrip,andlookingatit。"ItisdirectedtotheyoungmaninMumper’sDingle。""Thenitisforme,Imakenodoubt,"saidI,stretchingoutmyhandtotakeit。"Pleasetopaymeninepencefirst,"saidtheoldwoman。"However,"

saidshe,afteramoment’sthought,"civilityiscivility,and,beingratherascarcearticle,shouldmeetwithsomereturn。Here’stheletter,youngman,andIhopeyouwillpayforit;forifyoudonotImustpaythepostagemyself。"

"Youarethepostwoman,Isuppose,"saidI,asItooktheletter。"Iamthepostman’smother,"saidtheoldwoman;

"butashehasawidebeat,IhelphimasmuchasIcan,andIgenerallycarryletterstoplaceslikethis,towhichheisafraidtocomehimself。""Yousaythepostageisninepence,"

saidI,"here’sashilling。""Well,Icallthathonourable,"

saidtheoldwoman,takingtheshilling,andputtingitintoherpocket—"here’syourchange,youngman,"saidshe,offeringmethreepence。"Praykeepthatforyourself,"saidI;"youdeserveitforyourtrouble。""Well,Icallthatgenteel,"saidtheoldwoman;"andasonegoodturndeservesanother,sinceyoulookasifyoucouldn’tread,Iwillreadyourletterforyou。Let’sseeit;it’sfromsomeyoungwomanorother,Idaresay。""Thankyou,"saidI,"butIcanread。""Allthebetterforyou,"saidtheoldwoman;"yourbeingabletoreadwillfrequentlysaveyouapenny,forthat’sthechargeIgenerallymakeforreadingletters;

though,asyoubehavedsogenteellytome,Ishouldhavechargedyounothing。Well,ifyoucanread,whydon’tyouopentheletter,insteadofkeepingithangingbetweenyourfingerandthumb?""Iaminnohurrytoopenit,"saidI,withasigh。Theoldwomanlookedatmeforamoment—

"Well,youngman,"saidshe,"therearesome—especiallythosewhocanread—whodon’tliketoopentheirletterswhenanybodyisby,moreespeciallywhentheycomefromyoungwomen。Well,Iwon’tintrudeuponyou,butleaveyoualonewithyourletter。Iwishitmaycontainsomethingpleasant。

Godblessyou,"andwiththesewordsshedeparted。

Isatdownonmystone,withmyletterinmyhand。IknewperfectlywellthatitcouldhavecomefromnootherpersonthanIsopelBerners;butwhatdidthelettercontain?I

guessedtolerablywellwhatitspurportwas—aneternalfarewell!yetIwasafraidtoopentheletter,lestmyexpectationshouldbeconfirmed。ThereIsatwiththeletter,puttingofftheevilmomentaslongaspossible。AtlengthIglancedatthedirection,whichwaswritteninafineboldhand,andwasdirected,astheoldwomanhadsaid,totheyoungmanin"Mumpers’Dingle,"withtheaddition,near—,inthecountyof—Suddenlytheideaoccurredtome,that,afterall,thelettermightnotcontainaneternalfarewell;andthatIsopelmighthavewritten,requestingmetojoinher。Coulditbeso?"Alas!no,"presentlysaidForeboding。AtlastIbecameashamedofmyweakness。Thelettermustbeopenedsoonerorlater。Whynotatonce?Soasthebatherwho,foraconsiderabletime,hasstoodshiveringonthebank,afraidtotakethedecisiveplunge,suddenlytakesit,ItoreopentheletteralmostbeforeIwasaware。Ihadnosoonerdonesothanapaperfellout。I

examinedit;itcontainedalockofbrightflaxenhair。

"Thisisnogoodsign,"saidI,asIthrustthelockandpaperintomybosom,andproceededtoreadtheletter,whichranasfollows:—

"TOTHEYOUNGMANINMUMPERS’DINGLE。

"SIR,—Isendtheselines,withthehopeandtrustthattheywillfindyouwell,evenasIammyselfatthismoment,andinmuchbetterspirits,formyownarenotsuchasIcouldwishtheywere,beingsometimesratherhystericalandvapourish,andatothertimes,andmostoften,verylow。I

amatasea—port,andamjustgoingonshipboard;andwhenyougettheseIshallbeonthesaltwaters,onmywaytoadistantcountry,andleavingmyownbehindme,whichIdonotexpectevertoseeagain。

"Andnow,youngman,Iwill,inthefirstplace,saysomethingaboutthemannerinwhichIquittedyou。ItmusthaveseemedsomewhatsingulartoyouthatIwentawaywithouttakinganyleave,orgivingyoutheslightesthintthatIwasgoing;butIdidnotdosowithoutconsiderablereflection。

IwasafraidthatIshouldnotbeabletosupportaleave—

taking;andasyouhadsaidthatyouweredeterminedtogowhereverIdid,Ithoughtitbestnottotellyouatall;forIdidnotthinkitadvisablethatyoushouldgowithme,andIwishedtohavenodispute。

"Inthesecondplace,Iwishtosaysomethingaboutanofferofwedlockwhichyoumademe;perhaps,youngman,hadyoumadeitatthefirstperiodofouracquaintance,Ishouldhaveacceptedit,butyoudidnot,andkeptputtingoffandputtingoff,andbehavinginaverystrangemanner,tillI

couldstandyourconductnolonger,butdetermineduponleavingyouandOldEngland,whichlaststepIhadbeenlongthinkingabout;sowhenyoumadeyourofferatlast,everythingwasarranged—mycartanddonkeyengagedtobesold—andthegreaterpartofmythingsdisposedof。

However,youngman,whenyoudidmakeit,IfranklytellyouthatIhadhalfamindtoacceptit;atlast,however,afterverymuchconsideration,Ithoughtitbesttoleaveyouforever,because,forsometimepast,Ihadbecomealmostconvinced,thatthoughwithawonderfuldealoflearning,andexceedinglyshrewdinsomethings,youwere—praydon’tbeoffended—attherootmad!andthoughmadpeople,Ihavebeentold,sometimesmakeverygoodhusbands,Iwasunwillingthatyourfriends,ifyouhadany,shouldsaythatBelleBerners,theworkhousegirl,tookadvantageofyourinfirmity;forthereisnoconcealingthatIwasbornandbredupinaworkhouse;notwithstandingthat,mybloodisbetterthanyourown,andasgoodasthebest;youhavingyourselftoldmethatmynameisanoblename,andonce,ifI

mistakenot,thatitwasthesamewordasbaron,whichisthesamethingasbear;andthattobecalledinoldtimesabearwasconsideredagreatcompliment—thebearbeingamightystronganimal,onwhichaccountourforefatherscalledalltheirgreatfighting—menbarons,whichisthesameasbears。

"However,settingmattersofbloodandfamilyentirelyaside,manythankstoyou,youngman,frompoorBelle,forthehonouryoudidherinmakingthatsameoffer;for,afterall,itisanhonourtoreceiveanhonourableoffer,whichshecouldseeclearlyyourswas,withnoflorinessnorchaffinit;but,onthecontrary,entiresincerity。Sheassuresyouthatsheshallalwaysbearitandyourselfinmind,whetheronlandorwater;andasaproofofthegood—willshebearstoyou,shesendsyoualockofthehairwhichshewearsonherhead,whichyouwereoftenlookingat,andwerepleasedtocallflax,whichwordshesupposesyoumeantasacompliment,evenastheoldpeoplemeanttopassacomplimenttotheirgreatfolks,whentheycalledthembears;thoughshecannothelpthinkingthattheymighthavefoundananimalasstrongasabear,andsomewhatlessuncouth,tocalltheirgreatfolksafter:evenasshethinksyourself,amongstyourgreatstoreofwords,mighthavefoundsomethingalittlemoregenteeltocallherhairafterthanflax,which,thoughstronganduseful,isratheracoarseandcommonkindofarticle。

"Andasanotherproofofthegood—willshebearstoyou,shesendsyou,alongwiththelock,apieceofadvice,whichisworthallthehairintheworld,tosaynothingoftheflax。

"FEARGOD,andtakeyourownpart。There’sBibleinthat,youngman:seehowMosesfearedGod,andhowhetookhisownpartagainsteverybodywhomeddledwithhim。AndseehowDavidfearedGod,andtookhisownpartagainstallthebloodyenemieswhichsurroundedhim—sofearGod,youngman,andnevergivein!Theworldcanbully,andisfond,provideditseesamaninakindofdifficulty,ofgettingabouthim,callinghimcoarsenames,andevengoingsofarastohustlehim:buttheworld,likeallbullies,carriesawhitefeatherinitstail,andnosoonerseesthemantakingoffhiscoat,andofferingtofightitsbest,thanitscattershereandthere,andisalwaysciviltohimafterwards。Sowhenfolksaredisposedtoill—treatyou,youngman,say,’Lordhavemercyuponme!’andthentipthemtoLongMelford,which,asthesayinggoes,thereisnothingcomparableforshortnessalltheworldover;andtheselastwords,youngman,arethelastyouwilleverhavefromherwhoisnevertheless,Youraffectionatefemaleservant,ISOPELBERNERS。

AfterreadingtheletterIsatforsometimemotionless,holdingitinmyhand。ThedaydreaminwhichIhadbeenalittletimebeforeindulging,ofmarryingIsopelBerners,ofgoingwithhertoAmerica,andhavingbyheralargeprogeny,whoweretoassistmeinfellingtrees,cultivatingthesoil,andwhowouldtakecareofmewhenIwasold,wasnowthoroughlydispelled。Isopelhaddesertedme,andwasgonetoAmericabyherself,where,perhaps,shewouldmarrysomeotherperson,andwouldbearhimaprogeny,whowoulddoforhimwhatinmydreamIhadhopedmyprogenybyherwoulddoforme。Thenthethoughtcameintomyheadthatthoughshewasgone,ImightfollowhertoAmerica,butthenIthoughtthatifIdidImightnotfindher;Americawasaverylargeplace,andIdidnotknowtheporttowhichshewasbound;

butIcouldfollowhertotheportfromwhichshehadsailed,andtherepossiblydiscovertheporttowhichshewasbound;

butIdidnotevenknowtheportfromwhichshehadsetout,forIsopelhadnotdatedherletterfromanyplace。Suddenlyitoccurredtomethatthepost—markontheletterwouldtellmefromwhenceitcame,soIforthwithlookedatthebackoftheletter,andinthepost—markreadthenameofawell—

knownandnotverydistantsea—port。Ithenknewwithtolerablecertaintytheportwhereshehadembarked,andI

almostdeterminedtofollowher,butIalmostinstantlydeterminedtodonosuchthing。IsopelBernershadabandonedme,andIwouldnotfollowher;"Perhaps,"whisperedPride,"ifIovertookher,shewouldonlydespisemeforrunningafterher;"anditalsotoldmeprettyroundly,providedI

ranafterher,whetherIovertookherornot,Ishouldheartilydespisemyself。SoIdeterminednottofollowIsopelBerners;Itookherlockofhair,andlookedatit,thenputitinherletter,whichIfoldedupandcarefullystowedaway,resolvedtokeepbothforever,butIdeterminednottofollowher。Twoorthreetimes,however,duringtheday,Iwaveredinmydetermination,andwasagainandagainalmosttemptedtofollowher,buteverysucceedingtimethetemptationwasfainter。IntheeveningIleftthedingle,andsatdownwithMr。Petulengroandhisfamilybythedoorofhistent;Mr。PetulengrosoonbegantalkingoftheletterwhichIhadreceivedinthemorning。"IsitnotfromMissBerners,brother?"saidhe。Itoldhimitwas。"Isshecomingback,brother?""Never,"saidI;"sheisgonetoAmerica,andhasdesertedme。""Ialwaysknewthatyoutwowereneverdestinedforeachother,"saidhe。"Howdidyouknowthat?"Iinquired。"Thedooktoldmeso,brother;youareborntobeagreattraveller。""Well,"saidI,"ifIhadgonewithhertoAmerica,asIwasthinkingofdoing,I

shouldhavebeenagreattraveller。""Youaretotravelinanotherdirection,brother,"saidhe。"Iwishyouwouldtellmeallaboutmyfuturewanderings,"saidI。"Ican’t,brother,"saidMr。Petulengro,"there’sapowerofcloudsbeforemyeye。""Youareapoorseer,afterall,"saidI;

andgettingup,Iretiredtomydingleandmytent,whereI

betookmyselftomybed,andthere,knowingtheworst,andbeingnolongeragitatedbyapprehension,noragonizedbyexpectation,Iwassoonburiedinadeepslumber,thefirstwhichIhadfallenintoforseveralnights。

CHAPTERXVII

ThePublic—house—LandlordonHisLegsAgain—ABlowinSeason—TheWayoftheWorld—TheGratefulMind—TheHorse’sNeigh。

ITwasratherlateonthefollowingmorningwhenIawoke。AtfirstIwasalmostunconsciousofwhathadoccurredontheprecedingday;recollection,however,bydegreesreturned,andIfeltadeepmelancholycomingoverme,butperfectlyawarethatnoadvantagecouldbederivedfromtheindulgenceofsuchafeeling,Isprangup,preparedmybreakfast,whichIatewithatolerableappetite,andthenleftthedingle,andbetookmyselftothegypsyencampment,whereIenteredintodiscoursewithvariousRomanies,bothmaleandfemale。

Aftersometime,feelingmyselfinbetterspirits,I

determinedtopayanothervisittothelandlordofthepublic—house。FromthepositionofhisaffairswhenIhadlastvisitedhimIentertainedrathergloomyideaswithrespecttohispresentcircumstances。IimaginedthatI

shouldeitherfindhimaloneinhiskitchensmokingawretchedpipe,orincompanywithsomesurlybailifforhisfollower,whomhisfriendthebrewerhadsentintothehouseinordertotakepossessionofhiseffects。

NothingmoreentirelydifferingfromeitheroftheseanticipationscouldhavepresenteditselftomyviewthanwhatIsawaboutoneo’clockintheafternoon,whenIenteredthehouse。Ihadcome,thoughsomewhatinwantofconsolationmyself,toofferanyconsolationwhichwasatmycommandtomyacquaintanceCatchpole,andperhapslikemanyotherpeoplewhogotoahousewith"dropsofcompassiontremblingontheireyelids,"Ifeltratherdisappointedatfindingthatnocompassionwasnecessary。Thehousewasthrongedwithcompany,andcriesforaleandporter,hotbrandyandwater,coldginandwater,werenumerous;

moreover,nodesiretoreceiveandnottopayforthelandlord’sliquidswasmanifested—onthecontrary,everybodyseemeddisposedtoplaythemosthonourablepart:

"Landlord,here’sthemoneyforthisglassofbrandyandwater—domethefavourtotakeit;allright,rememberI

havepaidyou。""Landlord,here’sthemoneyforthepintofhalf—and—half—fourpencehalfpenny,ain’tit?—here’ssixpence;keepthechange—confoundthechange!"Thelandlord,assistedbyhisniece,bustledabout;hisbrowerect,hischeeksplumpedout,andallhisfeaturesexhibitingakindofsurlysatisfaction。Whereverhemoved,marksofthemostcordialamitywereshownhim,handswerethrustouttograsphis,norwerelooksofrespect,admiration,nay,almostofadoration,wanting。Iobservedonefellow,asthelandlordadvanced,takethepipeoutofhismouth,andgazeuponhimwithakindofgrinofwonder,probablymuchthesameashisancestor,theSaxonloutofold,putonwhenhesawhisidolThur,dressedinanewkirtle。Toavoidthepress,Igotintoacorner,whereonacoupleofchairssattworespectable—lookingindividuals,whetherfarmersorsow—gelders,Iknownot,buthighlyrespectable—looking,whowerediscoursingaboutthelandlord。

"Suchanother,"saidone,"youwillnotfindinasummer’sday。""No,norinthewholeofEngland,"saidtheother。

"TomofHopton,"saidthefirst:"ah!TomofHopton,"echoedtheother;"themanwhocouldbeatTomofHoptoncouldbeattheworld。""Igloryinhim,"saidthefirst。"SodoI,"

saidthesecond,"I’llbackhimagainsttheworld。Letmehearanyonesayanythingagainsthim,andifIdon’t—"

then,lookingatme,headded,"haveyouanythingtosayagainsthim,youngman?""Notaword,"saidI,"savethatheregularlyputsmeout。""He’llputanyoneout,"saidtheman,"anyoneoutofconceitwithhimself;"then,liftingamugtohismouth,headded,withahiccough,"Idrinkhishealth。"Presentlythelandlord,ashemovedabout,observingme,stoppedshort:"Ah!"saidhe,"areyouhere?I

amgladtoseeyou,comethisway。Standback,"saidhetohiscompany,asIfollowedhimtothebar,"standbackformeandthisgentleman。"Twoorthreeyoungfellowswereinthebar,seeminglysportingyokels,drinkingsherryandsmoking。

"Come,gentlemen,"saidthelandlord,"clearthebar,Imusthaveaclearbarformeandmyfriendhere。""Landlord,whatwillyoutake,"saidone,"aglassofsherry?Iknowyoulikeit。""—sherryandyoutoo,"saidthelandlord,"Iwantneithersherrynoryourself;didn’tyouhearwhatItoldyou?""Allright,oldfellow,"saidtheother,shakingthelandlordbythehand,"allright,don’twishtointrude—butIsupposewhenyouandyourfriendhavedone,Imaycomeinagain;"then,witha"sarvant,sir,"tome,hetookhimselfintothekitchen,followedbytherestofthesportingyokels。

Thereuponthelandlord,takingabottleofalefromabasket,uncorkedit,andpouringthecontentsintotwolargeglasses,handedmeone,andmotioningmetositdown,placedhimselfbyme;then,emptyinghisownglassatadraught,hegaveakindofgruntofsatisfaction,andfixinghiseyesupontheoppositesideofthebar,remainedmotionless,withoutsayingaword,buriedapparentlyinimportantcogitations。Withrespecttomyself,Iswallowedmyalemoreleisurely,andwasabouttoaddressmyfriend,whenhisniece,comingintothebar,saidthatmoreandmorecustomerswerearriving,andhowsheshouldsupplytheirwantsshedidnotknow,unlessherunclewouldgetandhelpher。

"Thecustomers!"saidthelandlord,"letthescoundrelswaittillyouhavetimetoservethem,ortillIhaveleisuretoseeafterthem。""Thekitchenwon’tcontainhalfofthem,"

saidhisniece。"Thenletthemsitoutabroad,"saidthelandlord。"Buttherearenotbenchesenough,uncle,"saidtheniece。"Thenletthemstandorsitontheground,"saidtheuncle,"whatcareI;I’llletthemknowthatthemanwhobeatTomofHoptonstandsaswellagainonhislegsasever。"

Thenopeningasidedoorwhichledfromthebarintothebackyard,hebeckonedmetofollowhim。"Youtreatyourcustomersinratheracavaliermanner,"saidI,whenwewerealonetogetherintheyard。

"Don’tI?"saidthelandlord;"andI’lltreatthemmoresoyet;nowIhavegotthewhiphandoftherascalsIintendtokeepit。Idaresayyouareabitsurprisedwithregardtothechangewhichhascomeoverthingssinceyouwerelasthere。I’lltellyouhowithappened。Yourememberinwhatadesperateconditionyoufoundme,thinkingofchangingmyreligion,sellingmysoultothemaninblack,andthengoingandhangingmyselflikePontiusPilate;andIdaresayyoucan’thaveforgottenhowyougavemegoodadvice,mademedrinkale,andgiveupsherry。Well,afteryouweregone,I

feltallthebetterforyourtalk,andwhatyouhadmademedrink,anditwasamercythatIdidfeelbetter;formyniecewasgoneout,poorthing,andIwasleftaloneinthehouse,withoutasoultolookat,ortokeepmefromdoingmyselfamischiefincaseIwassoinclined。Well,thingsworeoninthiswaytillitgrewdusk,whenincamethatblackguardHunterwithhistraintodrinkatmyexpense,andtoinsultmeasusual;thereweremorethanadozenofthem,andaprettysettheylooked。Well,theyorderedaboutinaveryfreeandeasymannerforupwardsofanhourandahalf,occasionallysneeringandjeeringatme,astheyhadbeeninthehabitofdoingforsometimepast;so,asIsaidbefore,thingsworeon,andothercustomerscamein,who,thoughtheydidnotbelongtoHunter’sgang,alsopassedofftheirjokesuponme;for,asyouperhapsknow,weEnglishareasetoflowhounds,whowillalwaystakepartwiththemanybywayofmakingourselvessafe,andcurryingfavourwiththestrongerside。Isaidlittleornothing,formyspiritshadagainbecomeverylow,andIwasverilyscaredandafraid。AllofasuddenIthoughtofthealewhichIhaddrankinthemorning,andofthegooditdidmethen,soIwentintothebar,openedanotherbottle,tookaglass,andfeltbetter;soItookanother,andfeelingbetterstill,Iwentbackintothekitchen,justasHunterandhiscrewwereaboutleaving。

’Mr。Hunter,’saidI,’youandyourpeoplewillpleasetopaymeforwhatyouhavehad?’’Whatdoyoumeanbymypeople?’

saidhe,withanoath。’Ah,whatdoyoumeanbycallingushispeople?’saidtheclan。’Wearenobody’speople;’andthentherewasaprettyloadofabuse,andthreateningtoservemeout。’Well,’saidI,’Iwasperhapswrongtocallthemyourpeople,andbegyourpardonandtheirs。Andnowyouwillpleasetopaymeforwhatyouhavehadyourself,andafterwardsIcansettlewiththem。’’IshallpayyouwhenI

thinkfit,’saidHunter。’Yes,’saidtherest,’andsoshallwe。Weshallpayyouwhenwethinkfit。’’Itellyouwhat,’

saidHunter,’IconceivesIdosuchanoldfoolasyouanhonourwhenIcomesintohishouseanddrinkshisbeer,andgoesawaywithoutpayingforit;’andthentherewasaroaroflaughterfromeverybody,andalmostallsaidthesamething。’Nowdoyoupleasetopayme,Mr。Hunter?’saidI。

’Payyou!’saidHunter;’payyou!Yes,here’sthepay;’andthereuponheheldouthisthumb,twirlingitroundtillitjusttouchedmynose。Ican’ttellyouwhatIfeltthatmoment;akindofmadhousethrillcameuponme,andallI

knowis,thatIbentbackasfarasIcould,thenlungingout,struckhimundertheear,sendinghimreelingtwoorthreeyards,whenhefellonthefloor。Iwishyouhadbutseenhowmycompanylookedatmeandateachother。OneortwooftheclanwenttoraiseHunter,andgethimtofight,butitwasnogo;thoughhewasnotkilled,hehadhadenoughforthatevening。Oh,Iwishyouhadseenmycustomers;

thosewhodidnotbelongtotheclan,butwhohadtakenpartwiththem,andhelpedtojeerandfloutme,nowcameandshookmebythehand,wishingmejoy,andsayingas,how’I

wasabravefellow,andhadservedthebullyright!’Asfortheclan,theyallsaidHunterwasboundtodomejustice;sotheymadehimpaymewhatheowedforhimself,andthereckoningofthoseamongthemwhosaidtheyhadnomoney。

Twoorthreeofthemthenledhimaway,whilethereststayedbehind,andflatteredme,andworshippedme,andcalledHunterallkindsofdogs’names。Whatdoyouthinkofthat?"

"Why,"saidI,"itmakesgoodwhatIreadinaletterwhichI

receivedyesterday。Itisjustthewayoftheworld。"

"A’n’tit,"saidthelandlord。"Well,thata’n’tall;letmegoon。Goodfortuneneveryetcamealone。Inaboutanhourcomeshomemypoorniece,almostinhighsterrickswithjoy,smilingandsobbing。ShehadbeentotheclergymanofM—,thegreatpreacher,towhosechurchshewasinthehabitofgoing,andtowhosedaughtersshewaswellknown;andtohimshetoldalamentabletaleaboutmydistresses,andaboutthesnareswhichhadbeenlaidformysoul;andsowelldidshepleadmycause,andsostrongdidtheyoungladiesbackallshesaid,thatthegoodclergymanpromisedtostandmyfriend,andtolendmesufficientmoneytosatisfythebrewer,andtogetmysouloutofthesnaresofthemaninblack;andsureenoughthenextmorningthetwoyoungladiesbroughtmethefiftypounds,whichIforthwithcarriedtothebrewer,whowasmonstrouslycivil,sayingthathehopedanylittlemisunderstandingwehadhadwouldnotpreventourbeinggoodfriendsinfuture。Thata’n’tall;thepeopleoftheneighbouringcountyhearingasifbyartwitchcraftthatIhadlickedHunter,andwasongoodtermswiththebrewer,forthwithbegantocomeincrowdstolookatme,paymehomage,andbemycustomers。Moreover,fiftyscoundrelswhoowedmemoney,andwouldhaveseenmestarveratherthanhelpmeaslongastheyconsideredmeadownpin,rememberedtheirdebts,andcameandpaidmemorethantheyowed。Thata’n’tall;thebrewerbeingabouttoestablishastage—coachandthree,torunacrossthecountry,saysitshallstopandchangehorsesatmyhouse,andthepassengersbreakfastandsupasitgoesandreturns。Hewishesme—whomhecallsthebestmaninEngland—togivehissonlessonsinboxing,whichhesaysheconsidersafinemanlyEnglishart,andagreatdefenceagainstPopery—notwithstandingthatonlyamonthago,whenheconsideredmeadownpin,hewasinthehabitofrailingagainstitasablackguardpractice,andagainstmeasablackguardforfollowingit;soIamgoingtocommencewithyounghopefulto—morrow。"