第4章

Thereareadozenortwoeminentmenhere,nottobeseenintheplay-rooms,whoaretakingthewaters——LordClarendon,BaronRothschild,PrinceSouvarof,andafewmore——butthegeneralrunofguestsisbynomeansremarkableforbirth,wealth,orrespectability;andweareshockinglyoffforladies。Asaset-offagainstthisdeficiency,itwouldseemthatalltheaged,broken-downcourtesansofParis,Vienna,andBerlinhaveagreedtomakeWiesbadentheirautumnrendezvous。Arrayedinallthecoloursoftherainbow,painteduptotherootsoftheirdyedhair,shamelessly_decolletees_,prodigalof"free"talkandunseemlygesture,theseghastlycreatures,hideouscaricaturesofyouthandbeauty,flauntabouttheplay-roomsandgardens,levyingblack-mailuponthosewhoareimprudentenoughtoengagethemin"chaff"orbadinage,anddesperatelyendeavouringtohookthemselvesontothewealthierandyoungermembersofthemalecommunity。Theypoisontheairroundthemwithsicklyperfumes;theyassumetitles,andspeakofoneanotheras"cettecherecomtesse;"theirwalkissomethingbetweenapranceandawriggle;theyprowlabouttheterracewhilstthemusicisplaying,seekingwhomtheymaydevour,orratherwhomtheymayinveigleintopayingfortheirdevouring:

and,_bonDieu!_howtheydogorgethemselveswithfoodanddrinkwhensomesillyladoragedroueallowshimselftobebulliedorwheedledintopayingtheirscot!Theirnameislegion;andtheyconstitutetheveryworstfeatureofaplacewhich,naturallyaParadise,isturnedintoaseventhhellbytheuncontrolledriotingofhumanpassions。Theyhavenofriends——no"protectors;"theyaredependentuponaccidentforamealorapieceofgoldtothrowawayatthetables;theyareplague-spotsuponthefaceofsociety;theyare,asarule,crasslyignorantandhorriblycynical;andyettherearemanymenherewhoareproudoftheiracquaintance,alwaysreadytoentertaintheminthemostexpensivemanner,andwhospeakofthemasiftheyweretheonlydesirablecompanionsintheworld!

`Amongstournotabilitiesoftheeccentricsort,nottheleastsingularinherbehaviouristheCountessC——o,anagedpatricianofimmensefortune,whoisasconstanttoWiesbadenasoldMadamedeK——fistoHombourgontheHeights。Likethelast-namedlady,sheisdailywheeledtoherplaceintheBlackandRedtemple,andplaysawayforeightorninehourswithwonderfulspiritandperseverance。Shehaswithhera_suite_ofeightdomestics;andwhenshewins(whichisnotoften),onreturningtoherhotelatnight,shepresentseachmemberofherretinuewith——twopence!"not,"asshenaivelyavows,"fromafeelingofgenerosity,buttopropitiateFortune。"Whensheloses,noneofthem,savethemanwhowheelsherhome,getanythingbuthardwordsfromher;andhe,happyfellow,receivesadonationofsixkreutzers。Shedoesnotcursethecroupiersloudlyforherbadluck,likehercontemporary,theoncelovelyRussianAmbassadress;but,beingveryfaradvancedinyears,andofatenderdisposition,shedstearsoverhermisfortunes,restingherchinontheedgeofthetable。Anedifyingsightisthisvenerabledame,bearinganexaltedtitle,asshemopesandmouthsoverhervaryingluck,missingherstaketwiceoutofthreetimes,whenshefainwouldpushitwithherrakeintosomeparticularsectionofthetable!Sheisveryintimatewithoneortwoantediluviandiplomatistsandwarriors,whoareherestrivingtobolsterthemselvesupforanotheryearwiththewaters,andmaybeheardcrowingoutlamentationsoverherfatalpassionforplay,interspersedwithbitsofmoss-grownscandal,disinterredfromthesocialruinsofanagelongpast:Radetzky,Wratislaw(lebeausabreur),thetwoSchwarzenbergs(heofLeipsic,andtheformerPrimeMinister),PaulEszterhazy,Wrangel,andBlucherwerefriendsofheryouth;judgingfromherappearance,onewouldnotbesurprisedtohearthatshehadreceiveda"poulet"fromBaronTrenck,orplayedwhistwithMariaTheresa。Shehasoutlivedallhumanfriendshipsoraffections,andexistsonlyforthechinkofthegoldasitjinglesonthegamingtable。Icannothelpfancyingthatherlastwordswillbe"Riennevaplus!"Sheisagreatandconvincingmoral,ifonebutinterpretherrightly。’[83]

[83]DailyTelegraph,Aug。15,1868。

ThedoomoftheGermangaminghousesseemstobesettled。Theywillallbeclosedin1872,asappearsbythefollowingannouncement:——

`ThePrussiangovernment,nothavingbeenabletoobtainfromthelesseesofthegamingtablesatWiesbaden,Ems,andHombourgtheirconsenttotheircancellingoftheircontracts,hasresolvedtoterminatetheirprivilegesbyalegislativemeasure。

IthaspresentedabilltotheChamberofDeputiesatBerlin,fixingtheyear1872asthelimittotheexistenceoftheseestablishments,andevenauthorizingthegovernmenttosuppressthematanearlierperiodbyaroyalordinance。Noindemnityistobeallowedtothepersonsholdingconcessions。’——_Feb_。23,1868。

ALondonnewspaperdefendsthismeasureinaverysuccessfulmanner。

`Prussiahasdeclaredherpurposetoeradicatefromtheterritoriessubjecttoherincreasedsway,andfromothersrecognizingherinfluence,thedisgraceofthe_RougeetNoir_

andtheRoulettetableaspublicinstitutions。HerreasoningistotheeffectthattheybringscandaluponGermany;thattheyassociatewiththenamesofitsfavouritewatering-placestheappellationof"hells;"thattheyattractswindlersandadventurersofeverydegree;andthattheyhaveformanyayearpastbeenhelduptotheopprobriumofEurope。ForwhyshouldthispracticebealawfulpracticeofGermanyandofnoothercountryinEurope?WhynotinFrance,inSpain,inItaly,intheNorthernStates,inGreatBritainitself?Letusnotgivetothislastpropositionmoreimportancethanitisworth。TheGermanwatering-placesareplacesofleisure,oftrifling,of_ennui_。Thatiswhy,originally,theywereselectedasencampmentsbythetribeswhichfattenuponhazards。Buttherewasanotherreason:theybroughtinwelcomerevenuestoneedyprinces。Evennow,inviewofthecontemplatedexpurgation,Monacoisnamed,withGeneva,assuccessortotheperishinggloriesofHombourg,Wiesbaden,andthegreatBadenitself。Thatistosay,thegamblers,or,rather,theprofessionalswholiveuponthegamblingpropensitiesofothers,havingreceivedfromPrussiaandherfriendsnoticetoquit,areinsearchofnewlodgings。

`Thequestionis,theybeingdetermined,andtheaccommodationbeingnotlesscertainlyreadyforthemthantheseaisforthetributeofariver,willthereformdesignedbeareallyprogressivestepinthecivilizationofEurope?Prussiasays——

decidedlyso;becauseitwilldemolishaninfamousprivilege。

Sheaffirmsthataninstitutionwhichmighthavebeenexcusableunderalandgrave,withafewthousandacresofterritory,isinconsistentwiththedignityand,toquotecontinentalphraseology,themissionofafirst-classstate。Hereagainthereasoningisincontrovertible。Ofoneotherthing,moreover,wemayfeelperfectlysure,thatPrussiahavingdeterminedtosuppressthesecentresandsourcesofcorruption,theywillgraduallydisappearfromEurope。Concedetothematemporarybreathing-timeatMonaco;thetimeleftforevenanominallyindependentexistencetoMonacoisshort:imaginethattheyfindafreshoutletatGeneva;Prussiawillhaverepresentedthepublicopinionoftheage,againstwhichnoteventheRepublicanismofSwitzerlandcanlongmakeasuccessfulstand。

Uponthewhole,historycanneverblamePrussiaforsuchauseeitherofherconquestsorherinfluence。Saywhatyouwill,gamblingisanindulgenceblushedoverinEngland;abroad,practisedasalittleluxuryindissipation,itmaybepardonedasvenial;habitually,however,itisaleprosy。Andasitisbyhabitualgamblersthatthesehauntsaremadetoflourish,thisaloneshouldreconciletheworldoftouriststoadeprivationwhichforthemmustbeslight;whiletotheclasstheyimitate,withoutequalling,itwillbetheprohibitionofanabominablehabit。’[84]

[84]Extractsfroma`leader’intheStandardofSept。4,1869。

CHAPTERIX。

GAMBLINGINTHEUNITEDSTATES。

Itisnotsurprisingthatapeoplesointenselyspeculative,excitable,andeagerastheAmericans,shouldbedesperatelyaddictedtogambling。Indeed,thespiritofgamblinghasincessantlypervadedalltheiroperations,political,commercial,andsocial。[85]Itisbutoneofthemanifestationsofthatthoroughlicensearrogatedtoitselfbythenation,findingitstrueexpressionintheAmericanmaximrecordedbyMrHepworthDixon,socoarselyworded,butsosignificant,——`Everymanhasarighttodowhathe_DAMNED_pleases。’[86]

[85]IntheAmericancorrespondenceoftheMorningAdvertiser,Feb。6,1868,thewritersays:——`Itwasonlyyesterday(Jan。24)

thataneminentAmericanmerchantofthiscity(NewYork)said,inreferringtothestateofaffairs——"wearesocially,politically,andcommerciallydemoralized。"’

[86]`SpiritualWives。’——Aworktheextraordinarydisclosuresofwhichtendtoshowthatasimilarspirit,destined,perhaps,tobringaboutthegreatestsocialchanges,isgaininggroundelsewherethaninAmerica。

AlthoughlawssimilartothoseofEnglandareenactedinAmericaagainstgambling,itmaybesaidtoexisteverywhere,but,ofcourse,tothegreatestextentinthevicinityofthefashionablequartersofthelargecities。InNewYorkthereisscarcelyastreetwithoutitsgamblinghouse——`private,’ofcourse,butwellknowntothosewhoindulgeinthevice。TheordinarypublicgameisFaro。

Highandlow,richandpoor,areperfectlysuitedintheirrequirements;whilstatsomeplacesthestakesareunlimited,atotherstheymustnotexceedonedollar,andaplayermaywageraslowasfivecents,ortwopence-halfpenny。Thesearefortheaccommodationoftheverypoorestworkmen,dischargedsoldiers,broken-downgamblers,andstreet-boys。

`Ithink,’saysarecentwriter,[87]`ofallthestreet-boysintheworld,thoseofNewYorkarethemostprecocious。Ihaveseenashoe-black,aboutthreefeethigh,walkuptothetableor`Bank,’asitisgenerallycalled,andstakehismoney(fivecents)withtheairofayoungspendthrifttowhom"moneyisnoobject。"’

[87]`StJames’sMagazine,’Sept。,1867。

ThechiefgamblinghousesofNewYorkwereestablishedbymenwhoareAmericancelebrities,andamongthesethemostprominenthavebeenPatHernandJohnMorrissey。

PATHERN。

SomeyearsagothiscelebratedIrishmankeptupasplendidestablishmentinBroadway,nearHaustonStreet。Atthattimehishousewasthecentreofattractiontowardswhich`alltheworld’

gravitated,anddidthethingrightgrandly——combiningtheApiciuswiththeBeauNashorBrummell。Hewasprofuselylavishwithhiswinesandexuberantinhissuppers;anditwasgenerallysaidthatthegameinactionthere,_Faro_,wasplayedinallfairness。PatHernwasamanofjovialdispositionandgenialwit,andwouldhaveadornedabetterposition。Duringthetrout-

fishingseasonheusedtovisitawell-knownplacecalledIslipinLongIsland,muchfrequentedbygentlemendevotedtoanglingandfondofgoodliving。

AtIsliptheequallyrenownedObySnedeckerkeptthetavernwhichwastheresortofPatHernandhiscompanions。Ithadattachedtoitastreamandlaketowhichthegentlemenwhohadtheprivilegeofthehousewereadmitted。MrsObadiahSnedecker,thebuxomwifeof`minehost,’wasfamousfortheexquisitewayinwhichshecookedvealcutlets。Thereweretwoniggersintheestablishment,namedSteveandDick,whoaccompaniedthegentlemenintheiranglingexcursions,amusingthemwiththeirstolidityandtheenormousquantityofgintheycouldimbibewithoutbeingmorethannormallyfuddled。

Afterfishing,thegentlemenusedtotaketogamblingattheusualFrenchgames;butherePatHernappearednotinthecharacterofgambler,butasaprivategentleman。Hewasalwayswellreceivedbythevisitors,andcausedthemmanyaheartylaughwithhisoverflowinghumour。Hediedaboutnineyearsago,Ithinktolerablywelloff。

JOHNMORRISSEY。

JohnMorrisseywasoriginallyaprize-fighter,——havingfoughtwithHeenanandalsowithYankeeSullivan,andlivedbyteachingtheyoungAmericansthenobleartofself-defence。Heafterwardssetupa`Bar,’orpublic-house,andoverthisheestablishedasmallFarobank,whichheenlargedandimprovedbydegreesuntilitbecamewellknown,andwasverymuchfrequentedbythegamblersofNewYork。Heisnow,Ibelieve,amemberofCongressforthatcity,andimmenselywealthy。NotcontentwithhissuccessfulgamblingoperationsinNewYork,hehasopenedasplendidestablishmentatthefashionablesummerresortofSaratoga,consistingofanimmensehotel,ballrooms,andgambling-rooms,andissaidtohaveaprofitoftwomillionsofdollars(aboutL400,000)duringtheseason。[88]Heismentionedasoneofthosewhopaythemostincometax。

[88]_Ubisupra_。

Morrissey’sgamblinghouseisinUnionSquare,andissaidtobemagnificentlyfurnishedanddistinguishedbythemostprincelyhospitality。Atallhoursofthedayornighttablesarelaidoutwitheverydescriptionofrefreshment,towhichallwhovisittheplacearewelcome。

ThisisaremarkablefeatureintheAmericansystem。Atall`Bars,’orpublic-houses,youfindprovided,freeofcharge,suppliesofcheese,biscuits,&c。,andsometimesevensomesavourysoup——whichareoftenresortedtobythoseunfortunateswhoare`cleanbroke’or`usedup,’withlittleelsetoassuagethepangsofhungerbuttheeverlastingquidoftobacco,furiously`chawed。’AnothergenerousfeatureoftheAmericansystemisthatthebar-mandoesnotmeasureouttoyou,afterourstingyfashion,whatdrinkyoumayrequire,buthandsyouthetumblerandbottletohelpyourself,unlessinthecaseofmadedrinks,suchas`mint-juleps,’&c。However,youmustdrinkyourliquoratagulp,aftertheYankeefashion;forifyoutakeasipandturnyourbacktothecounter,yourglasswilldisappear——asitisnotcustomarytohaveglassesstandingabout。Morrissey’swinesareverygood,andalwayssuppliedinabundance。

Almosteverygameofchanceisplayedatthisestablishment,andthestakesareveryhighandunlimited。ThevisitorsarethewealthyandwildyoungmenofNewYork,andoccasionallyaSouthern-lookingmanwho,perhaps,hassavedsomeofhisproperty,beingstillthesameprofessionalgambler;foritmaybeaffirmedthatalltheSouthernplanterswereaddictedtogambling。

`Thesameflocksofwell-dressedandfashionable-lookingmenofallagespassinandoutallthroughthedayandnight;tensofthousandsofdollarsarelostandwon;the"click"ofthemarkersneverceases;allspeakinalowtone;everythinghasaserious,quietappearance。Thedealersseemtoknoweveryone,andnodfamiliarlytoallwhoapproachtheirtables。JohnMorrisseyisoccasionallytobeseen,walkingthroughtherooms,apparentlyadisinterestedspectator。Heisashort,thick-setman,ofabout40years,darkcomplexion,andwearsalongbeard,dressesinaslovenlymanner,andwalkswithaswagger。Nowandthenheapproachesthetable;makesafewbets,andisthenlostinthecrowd。’[89]

[89]_Ubisupra_。

OTHERGAMING-HOUSES。

Thesamewriterfurnishesotherveryinterestingfacts。

`Aftertheopera-houseandtheatresareclosed,Morrissey’sgamblinghousebecomesveryfull;infact,thebesttimetoseeittoadvantageisabouttwoorthreeo’clockinthemorning。

`AlittlebelowtheNewYorkHotel,andontheoppositesideofBroadway,thereisagamblinghouse,notquiteso"respectable"astheoneIhavebeendescribing;herethestakesarenotbelowadollar,andnotmorethantwenty-five;

therearenorefreshmentsgratis,andtheroomsarenotsowellfurnished。ThementobeseengaminginthishousedifferbutverylittleinappearancefromthoseinUnionSquare,butthereseemstobelessdisciplineamongstthem,andmorenoiseandconfusion。Itisararethingtoseeanintoxicatedmaninagamblinghouse;thedoor-keepersareveryparticularastowhomtheyadmit,andanydisturbancewhichmightcallfortheinterferenceofthepolicewouldberuinoustotheirbusiness。

Thepoliceareundoubtedlyawareofeverythinggoingoninthesehouses,anddonotinterfereaslongaseverythinggoesonquietly。

`Nowandthenaclerkspendshisemployer’smoney,andifitisdiscoveredwherehelostitthena_RAID_ismadebythepoliceinforce,thetablesandallthegamingparaphernaliaarecarriedoff,andtheproprietorsheavilyfined。

`Iwitnessedacaseofthis:ayoungmanintheemploymentofacommissionmerchantappropriatedalargesumofhisemployer’smoney,andlostitatFaro。Hewasarrested,andconfessedwhathehaddonewithit。ThepoliceatonceproceededtothehousewheretheFarobankwaskept,andthescene,whenitwasknownthatthepolicewerebelow,beggarsdescription。Thetableswereupset,andnotesandmarkerswereflyingaboutinalldirections。Men,sprawlingandscramblingonthefloor,foughtwithoneanotherforwhatevertheycouldseize;thenthepoliceenteredandclearedthehouse,havingarrestedtheownersofthebank。Thiswasinoneofthelowestgaminghouses,where"skin"games(cheatinggames)arepractised。

`InthegamblinghouseinBroadway,neartheNewYorkHotel,I

haveoftennoticedayoungman,apparentlyofsome18or20yearsofage,fashionablydressed,andofprepossessingappearance。Onsomedayshewouldplayveryhigh,andseemedtohavemostremarkableluck;buthealwaysplayedwiththeairofanoldgamester,seemingcarelessastowhetherhewonorlost。Onenighthelostsoheavilythatheattractedthenoticeofalltheplayers;everystakeofhiswassweptaway;andhestillplayedonuntilhislastdollarwaslost;thenhequietlywalkedout,whistlingapopularYankeeair。Hewastherenextday_MINUS_hisgreat-coatandwatchandchain——helostagain,wentoutandreturnedinhisshirtsleeves,havingpawnedhiscoat,studs,andeverythinghecouldwithdecencydivesthimselfof。

Helosteverything;andwhenInextsawhimhewassellingnewspapersinfrontofthepost-office!

`Themaniaforgamblingisamostsingularone。Ihaveknownamantowinathousanddollarsinafewhours,andyethewouldnotspendadollartogetadinner,butwhenhefelthungryhewenttoabaker’sshopandboughtaloafofbread,andthatsamenightlostallhismoneyatRoulette。

`ThereisanotherhouseonthecornerofCentreandGrandStreets,openduringnightandday。ThestakesherearethesameasintheoneinBroadway,andthepeoplewhoplayareverymuchthesame——infact,thesamefacesareconstantlytobemetwithinallthegamblinghouses,fromthehighesttothelowest。Whenagamblerhasbutsmallcapital,hewillgotoasmallhouse,wheresmallstakesareadmissible。Isawamanwin50or60

dollarsatthisplace,andthenhandinhischecks(markers)tobecashed。Thedealerhandedhimthemoney,andsaid——"Nowyougooff,straightawaytoUnionSquare,andpayawayallyouhavewonfromheretoJohnMorrissey。Thisisthewaywithallofthem;theynevercomehereuntiltheyaredeadbroke,andhaveonlyadirtydollarorsotorisk。"Therewassometruthinwhathesaid,butnotwithstandinghemanagedtokeepthebankgoingon。Thereisagreattemptationtoamanwhohaswonasumofmoneyatasmallgamblinghousetogotoahigherone,ashemaythen,atasinglestake,winasmuchashecouldpossiblywinifhehadarunofluckinadozenstakesatthesmallerbank。

`InNo。102,intheBowery,thereisoneofthelowestofthegaminghousesIhaveseenintheEmpirecity。TheproprietorisanIrishman;heemploysthreemenasdealers,andtheyrelieveoneanothereveryfourhoursduringthedayandnight。Thestakeshereareofthelowest,andthepeopletobeseenhereoftheroughesttobefoundinthecity。ThegameisFaro,aselsewhere。

`InthisplaceImetanoldfriendwithwhomIhadservedinthearmyofNorthernVirginia,underGeneralLee,inhisVirginiacampaignof1865。HetoldmehehadbeeninNewYorksincetheendofthewar,andlivedaveryuncertainsortoflife。

Whatevermoneyhecouldearnhespentatthegamingtable。

Sometimeshehadarunofluck,andwhilstitlastedhedressedwell,andstoppedatthemostexpensivehotels。OnenighthewouldsleepattheAstorHouse;andperhapsthenextnighthewouldnotbeabletopayforhisbed,andwouldstayallnightintheparks。Strangetosay,hundredsliveinthisway,whichisvulgarlycalled"scratching"inNewYork。Iafterwardssawmyfrienddrivinganomnibus;andwhenIcouldspeaktohim,Ifoundthathewasstillattendingthebankswitheverycentheearned!

`ItisamusingtowatchtheproprietorofthisplaceattheBowery;hehasajokeforeveryonehesees。"Hallo,oldsport!"hecries,"comeandtryyourluck——youlookluckythisevening;andifyoumakeagoodrunyoumaysportagoldwatchandchain,andavelvetvest,likemyself。"Thentoanother,"Youngclear-the-way,youlookdownatthemouthto-night!Comealongandhaveaturn——andnevermindyoursuppertonight。’Inthiswaythedaysandnightsarepassedinthosegamblinghouses。’

ThereisalsoinNewYorkanassociationforthepreventionofgambling。Thesocietyemploysdetectivestovisitthegamblingsaloons,andprocureevidenceforthesuppressionoftheestablishments。

Itisthebusinessoftheseagentsalsotoascertainthenamesandoccupationsofthosewhofrequentthegamblingrooms,andalistofthepersonsthusdetectedissentperiodicallytothesubscriberstothesociety,thattheymayknowwhoarethepersonswastingtheirmoney,orperhapsthemoneyoftheiremployers,ingambling。Manylargehousesofbusinesssubscribe。

InthemonthofAugustthesociety’sagentsdetectedamongthegamblers68clerksofmercantilehouses,andintheprevioussixmonthsreported623cases。ItisstatedthatthereareinNewYorkandBrooklyn1017policyandlotteryoffices,and163Farobanks,andthattheirnetannualgainsarenotlessthan36,000,000dollars。

AMERICANGAMBLERS。

AtAmericangamblinghouses`itisveryeasy,’saysthesamewriter,`todistinguishtheprofessionalfromtheordinarygambler。Thelatterhasanervousexpressionaboutthemouth,andanintensegazeuponthecards,andaltogetheraveryseriousnervousappearance;whiletheprofessionalplaysinaveryquietmanner,andseemstocarebutlittlehowthegamegoes;andhisdesiretoappearasifthegamewasnewtohimisalmostcertaintoexposehimtothosewhoknowthemanoeuvre。

`PrevioustothestruggleforindependenceintheSouth,thereweremanyhundredsofgamblersscatteredthroughtheSoutherntowns,andtheMississippisteam-boatsusedtoaboundwiththem。

IntheSouth,agamblerwasregardedasoutsidethepaleofsociety,andclassedwiththeslave-trader,whowaslookeduponwithloathingbytheverysamemenwhotradedwithhim;suchwastheinconsistencyofpublicopinion。

`TheAmericangamblerdiffersfromhisEuropeanbrethreninmanyrespects。Heisveryfrequently,ineducation,appearance,andmanner,agentleman,andifhisprivatehistorywereknown,itwouldbefoundthathewasofgoodbirth,andwasatonetimepossessedofconsiderablefortune;buthavinglostallatthegamblingtable,hegraduallycamedowntothelevelofthosewhoprovedhisruin,andhavingnoprofessionnormeansoflivelihoodlefttohim,headoptedtheirmodeoflife。

`OnoneoccasionImetabrotherofaSouthernGeneral(veryfamousinthelatewarandstillawealthyman)who,atonetime,wasoneoftherichestplantersintheStateofLouisiana,andisnowactingasanagentforasetofgamblerstotheirgaminghouses。Afterlosingeverythinghehad,hebecameacroupiertoagamblinghouseinNewOrleans,andafterwardspliedhistradeontheMississippiforsomeyears;thenhewentintoMexico,andfinallytoNewYork,whereheopenedahouseonhisownaccount。

`Duringthewarhespeculatedin"greenbacks,"andlostallhisill-gottengains,andhadtodescendtohispresentposition。’[90]

[90]_Ubisupra_。

AMERICANGAMES:——DRAWPOKER,ORBLUFF。

DrawPoker,orBluff,isafavouritegamewiththeAmericans。Itisplayedbyanynumberofpersons,fromfourtoseven;four,five,orsixplayersarepreferred;sevenareonlyengagedwhereapartyoffriendsconsistsofthatnumber,andallrequiretobeequallyamused。

Thedealisusuallydeterminedbyfixingonacard,anddealinground,faceupwards,untilsuchcardappears。Thedealerthenplacesinthepoolan_Ante_,orcertainagreed-uponsum,andproceedstodealtoeachpersonfivecards。Theplayernexttothedealer,beforelookingathiscards,hastheoptionofstakingacertainsum。Thisiscalledthe`blind,’andmakeshimtheelderhand,orlastplayer;andwhenhisturncomesroundhecan,bygivinguphisfirststake,withdrawfromthegame,or,ifhepleases,bymakinggoodanysumstakedbyapreviousplayer,raisethestakestoanysumhepleases,provided,ofcourse,thatnolimithasbeenfixedbeforesittingdown。Theprivilegeofraisingordoublingonthe_blind_maybeexercisedbyanyoneroundthetable,providedhehasnotlookedathiscards。Ifnointerveningplayerhasmettheoriginal_blind_,thatis,stakeddoublethesum,thismustbedonebyallwhowishtoplay,and,ofcourse,mustbemadegoodbythelastplayer。Eachpersonthenlooksathiscards,anddecidesonhisplanofaction。Itshouldbeunderstoodthateveryone,exceptthe_blind_,maylookathiscardsinhisturnbeforedecidingifhewillmeetthe_blind_。Beforespeakingofthemannerofdrawingitwillbebettertogivetherelativevalueofthehands,whichwillmuchsimplifythematter,andmakeitmoreeasilyunderstood。Thus:fouracesarethebestcardsthatcanbeheld;

fourkingsnext,andsoon,downtofourtwos;fourcardsofthesamevaluebeatinganythingexceptfourofahigherdenomination。

Thenextbesthandiscalleda_full_,andismadeupthus:——

threeacesandapairofsixes;threeninesandpairoftwos;infact,anythreecardsofthesamevalueandapairconstituteafullhand,andcanonlybebeatenbyafullhandofahigherdenominationorfours。Thenexthandthattakesprecedenceisa_flush_,orfivecardsofonecolour;afterthiscomes_threes_,vis。,threecardsallofthesamevalue,say,threeaces,kings,queens,andsoon,downwards(thetworemaining,beingoddones,areofnovalue)。Thenextisasequence,asfivefollowingcards,forinstance,nine。eight,seven,six,five;itisnotnecessarytheyshouldallbeofonecolour,asthis,ofcourse,wouldconstitutea_flush_。Nextcometwopairs,say,twoknavesandtwofives;and,lastofall,isasinglepairofcards。

Havingexplainedthevalueofthehands,letusshowhowyouendeavourtogetthem。Thebetshavingbeenmade,andthe_blind_madegoodorabandoned,orgivenup,thedealerproceedstoaskeachplayerinhisturnhowmanycardshewants;andherebeginsthefirststudyofthegame——_TOKNOWWHATTOTHROWAWAY_

inordertogetinotherstomakethehandbetterifpossible。

Yourhandmay,ofcourse,besoutterlybadastomakeitnecessarytothrowawaythewholefiveanddrawfivenewones;

thisisnotverylikely,asfewplayerswillputastakeinthepoolunless,onlookingfirstathiscards,hehasseensomething,sayapair,tostartwith。Wewillsupposehehasthis,and,ofcourse,hethrowsawaythreecards,anddrawsthreeinplaceofthem。Todescribetheproperwaytofillupahandisimpossible;wecanbutgiveaninstancehereandtheretoshowthevaryinginterestwhichattachestothegame;——thus,youmayhavethreesintheoriginalhanddealt;someplayerswillthrowawaythetwooddcardsanddrawtwomore,totryandmakethehandfours,or,atleast,afull;whileaplayerknowingthathisisnotaverygoodhand,willendeavourto_DECEIVE_therestbystandingout,thatis,nottakinganyfreshcards;ofcourseallroundthetablemakeremarksastowhathecanpossiblyhave。

Itisusuallytakentobeasequence,asthisrequiresnodrawing,iforiginallydealt。Thesameremarkappliestoa_flush;_twopairsorfourtoaflush,ofcourse,requireonecardtomakethemintogoodhands,aplayerbeingonlyentitledtodrawonce;andthehandsbeingmadegood,therealandexcitingpartofthegamebegins。Eachoneendeavourstokeephisrealpositionasecretfromhisneighbours。Someputonalookofcalmindifference,andtrytoseemself-possessed;somewillgrinandtalkallsortsofnonsense;somewillutterslybitsof_badinage;_whileotherswillstudyintentlytheircards,orgazeattheceiling——allwhichisdonemerelytodistractattention,ortoconcealthefeelings,asthechanceofsuccessorfailurebefororagainst;andthenbeginsthebettingorgamblingpartofthegame。Theplayernextthe_blind_isthefirsttodeclarehisbet;inwhich,ofcourse,heisentirelygovernedbycircumstances。Some,beingthefirsttobet,andhavingaverygoodcardindeed,will`betsmall,’inhopesthatsomeoneelsewillseeit,and`gobetter,’thatis,betmore,sothatwhenitcomesroundtohisturnagainhemayseeallpreviousbets,andbetasmuchhigherashethinksproper;foritmustbeborneinmindthataplayer’sfirstbetdoesnotprecludehimfromcominginagainifhisfirstbethasbeenraiseduponbyanyplayerroundthetableinhisturn;butifoncetheoriginalbetgoesroundandcomestothe_blind_,orlastplayer,withoutanyonegoingbetter,thegameisclosed,anditbecomesa_showofhands_,toseewhotakesthepoolandallthebets。Thisdoesnotoftenhappen,asthereisusuallysomeoneroundthetabletoraiseit;butmyinformanthasseenitoccur,andhasbeenhighlyamusedatwatchingthecountenanceoftheexpectant_smallbetter_athavingtoshowafinehandforameretrifle。Someplayerswill,inordertoconcealtheirmethodofplay,occasionallythrowtheircardsamongthewasteonesandabandontheirstakes;thisisnotoftendone;butitsometimeshappenswherethestakeshavebeensmall,ortheplayerhasbeen_tryingabluff_,andhasfoundsomeonewhomhecouldnot_bluffoff_。

Theforegoingisaconciseaccountofthegame,asplayedinAmerica,whereitisofuniversalinterest,andexercisesgreatfascination。Itisoftenplayedbypartiesoffriendswhomeetregularlyforthepurpose,andinstancescanbefoundwherefortuneshavebeenlostinanight。

ThegameofPokersdiffersfromtheonejustdescribed,insofarthattheplayersreceiveonlytheoriginalfivecardsdealtwithoutdrawingfreshones,andmusteitherplayorrefuseonthem。Inthisgame,astherearemorecards,asmanyastenpersonscanplay。

LANSQUENET。[91]

LansquenetismuchplayedbytheAmericans,andisoneofthemostexcitinggamesinvogue。

Thedealerorbankerstakesacertainsum,andthismustbemetbythenearesttothedealerfirst,andsoon。Whenthestakeismet,thedealerturnsuptwocards,onetotheright,——thelatterforhimself,theformerforthetableortheplayers。Hethenkeepsonturningupthecardsuntileitherofthecardsismatched,whichconstitutesthewinning,——as,forinstance,supposethefiveofdiamondsishiscard,thenshouldthefiveofanyothersuitturnup,hewins。Ifheloses,thenthenextplayerontheleftbecomesbankerandproceedsinthesameway。

[91]ThisnameisderivedfromtheGerman`_landsknecht_’

(`valetofthefief’),appliedtoamercenarysoldier。

Whenthedealer’scardturnsup,hemaytakethestakeandpassthebank;orhemayallowthestaketoremain,whereatofcourseitbecomesdoubledifmet。Hecancontinuethusaslongasthecardsturnupinhisfavour——havingtheoptionatanymomentofgivingupthebankandretiringforthattime。Ifhedoesthat,theplayertowhomhepassesthebankhastheoptionofcontinuingitatthesameamountatwhichitwasleft。Thepoolmaybemadeupbycontributionsofalltheplayersincertainproportions。Thetermsusedrespectingthestandingofthestakeare,`I’llsee’(_amoiletout)_and_Jetiens_。When_jumelle_(twins),ortheturningupofsimilarcardsonbothsides,occurs,thenthedealertakeshalfthestake。

Sometimesthereisarunofseveralconsecutivewinnings;butononeoccasion,onboardoneoftheCunardsteamers,abankeratthegameturnedupinhisownfavourIthinknolessthaneighteentimes。Theoriginalstakewasonlysix-pence;buthadeachstakebeenmetaswon,thefinaldoublingwouldhaveamountedtotheimmensesumofL3,23616_s_。!Thiswillappearbythefollowingscheme:——

Ls。d。Ls。d。

1stturnup00610thturnup12160

2nd,,01011th,,25120

3rd,,02012th,,5140

4th,,04013th,,10280

5th,,08014th,,204160

6th,,016015th,,409120

7th,,112016th,,81940

8th,,34017th,,1,61880

9th,,68018th,,3,236160

Infairplay,asthisisrepresentedtohavebeen,suchalongsequenceofmatchesmustbeconsideredveryremarkable,althoughsixorsevenisnotunfrequent。

Unfortunately,however,thereisaveryeasymeansbywhichcardsharpersmanagethethingtoperfection。Theypreparebeforehandaseriesofadozencardsarrangedasfollows:——

1stQueen6thNine2ndQueen7thNine3rdTen8thAce4thSeven9thEight5thTen10thAceSeriesthusarrangedareplacedinsidepocketsoutsidethewaistcoat,justundertheleftbreast。Whenthesharperbecomesbankerheleansnegligentlyoverthetable,andinthispositionhisfingersareascloseaspossibletothepreparedcards,termed_portees_。Atthepropermomentheseizesthecardsandplacesthemonthepack。Thetrickisrenderedveryeasybythefactthatthecard-sharperhashiscoatbuttonedatthetop,sothatthelowerpartofitliesopenandpermitstheintroductionofthehand,whichiscompletelymasked。

Somesharpersareskilfulenoughtotakeupsomeofthematchesalreadydealt,whichtheyplaceintheir_costieres_,orside-

pocketsabovedescribed,inreadinessfortheirnextoperation;

otherskeepthemskilfullyhiddenintheirhand,tolaythem,attheconvenientmoment,uponthepackofcards。Bythismeans,thepackisnotaugmented。[92]

[92]RobertHoudin,`LesTricheriesdesGrecsdevoilees。’

InFrancethestakescommenceat5francs;anditmaybeeasilyimaginedhowsoonvastsumsofmoneymaychangehandsiftheplayersaredeterminedandreckless。

EUCHRE。

ThisisalsoagamemuchplayedintheStates。IsupposeitisaYankeeinvention,namedbyoneoftheirlearnedprofessors,fromtheGreek(eucheir),meaning`wellinthehand’

or`strong’——averyappropriatedesignationofthegame,whichisasfollows:——

Inthisgameallthecardsareexcludeduptothesixes,——sevenbeingthelowestintheEuchrepack。Fivecardsaredealtout,aftertheusualshufflingandcutting,withaturn-up,ortrump。

Thedealerhastheprivilegeofdiscardingoneofhiscardsandtakingupthetrump——notshowing,however,theonehediscards。

TheKnaveisthebestcardinthegame——apeculiarYankee`notion。’TheKnaveoftrumpsiscalledtheRightBower,andtheotherKnaveofthe_samecolour_istheLeftBower。Henceitappearsthatthenauticalpropensityofthisgreatpeopleisthereinrepresented——`bower’beinginfactasheetanchor。Ifbothareheld,itisevidentthatthe_point_ofthedealisdecided——sinceitresultsfromtakingthreetricksoutofthefive;for,ofcourse,thetrumpcardappropriatedbythedealerwill,mostprobably,secureatrick,andthetwoKnavesmustnecessarilymaketwo。Thegamemaybefiveorsevenpoints,asagreedupon。Euchreisrapidanddecisive,and,therefore,eminentlyAmerican。

FLYLOO。

SomeofthegamesplayedbytheAmericansarepeculiartothemselves。Forinstance,vastsumsofmoneychangehandsoverFlyLoo,ortheattractionexistingbetweenlumpsofsugarandadventurousflies!Thisgameisnotwithoutitsexcitement。Thegamblerssitroundatable,eachwithalumpofsugarbeforehim,andtheplayeruponwhoselumpaflyfirstperchescarriesoffthepool——whichissometimesenormous。

Theytellananecdoteofa’cuteYankee,whowoninvariablyandimmenselyatthegame。Thereseemedtobeasortofmagicalormesmericattractionforthefliestohislump。Atlengthitwasascertainedthathetouchedthelumpwithhisfinger,afterhavingsmeareditwithsomethingthatnaturallyandirresistiblyattractsflieswhenevertheycangetatit。IamtoldthatthisgameisalsoplayedinEngland;ifso,thepartiesmustinsistuponfreshlumpsofsugar,andpreventalltouching。

Thereaderwillprobablyask——whatnextwillgamblersthinkofbettingon?ButIcantellofastillmorecurioussourceofgamblinginfatuation。Inthe_OxfordMagazine_,[93]isthefollowingstatement:——

[93]Vol。V。

`Afewdaysago,assomesprigsofnobilitywerediningtogetheratatavern,theytookthefollowingconceitintotheirheadsafterdinner。Oneofthemobservingamaggotcomefromafilbert,whichseemedtobeuncommonlylarge,attemptedtogetitfromhiscompanion,who,notchoosingtoletitgo,wasimmediatelyofferedfiveguineasforit,whichwasaccepted。Hethenproposedtorunitagainstanyothertwomaggotsthatcouldbeproducedattable。Matcheswereaccordinglymade,andthesepoorreptileswerethemeansofL500beingwonandlostinafewminutes!’

THECRIMESOFAMERICANGAMBLERS。

Suicides,duels,andmurdershavefrequentlyresultedfromgamblinghereaselsewhere。Manyoftheduelsindarkroomsoriginateindisputesatthegamingtable。Thecombatantsrushfromplaytoanupperoradjoiningroom,andsettletheirdifferencewithrevolver-shots,oftenfataltoboth。

Oneofthesewasaserio-comicaffairwhichisperhapsworthrelating。Twoplayershadagamblingdispute,andresolvedtosettleitinadarkroomwithpistols。Thedoorwaslockedandoneofthemfired,butmissed。Onthistheotherexclaimed——

`Now,yourascal,I’llfinishyouatmyleisure。’Hethenbegantosearchforhisopponent。Threeorfourtimeshewalkedstealthilyroundtheroom——butallinvain——hecouldnotfindhisman;helistened;hecouldnothearhimbreathe。Whathadbecomeofhim?`Oh!’atlengthheexclaimed——`NowI’vegotyou,you——sneak——heregoes!’`Hold!Hold!’criedavoicefromthechimney,`Don’tfire!I’llpayyouanything——Dotakeawaythat——pistol。’Ineffecthisadversaryheldthemuzzleofhispistolclosetotheseatofhonourasthefellowstoodstuffedupthechimney!

`You’llpay,willyou?’saidtheformer;`Verywell——800

dollars——is’tabargain?’

`Yes,yes!’gaspedthevoiceinthechimney。

`Verywell,’rejoinedthetormentor,`butjustwaitabit;Imusthaveavoucher。I’lljustcutoffthebottomofyourbreechesbywayofvoucher。’Sosayinghepulledouthisknifeandsuitedtheactiontothewords。

`Nowgetdown,’hesaid,`andoutwiththemoney;’whichwaspaid,whentheabove-namedvoucherwasreturnedtothechimney-

groper。

ThetownofVicksburg,ontheMississippi,wasformerlynotoriousastherendezvousofallsortsofdesperadoes。Itwasacityofmen;yousawnowomen,exceptatnight;andneveranychildren。

Vicksburgwasasinkofiniquity;andtheregamblingragedwithunrestrictedfury。ItwasalwaysaftertouchingatVicksburgthattheMississippiboatsbecamethewell-knownsceneofgambling——someoftheVicksburghersinvariablygettingonboardtoplytheirprofession。

Ononeoccasion,oneofthesecameonboard,andsooninducedsomeofthepassengerstoproceedtotheupperpromenade-deckforgambling。Soonthestakesincreasedandaheapofgoldwasonthetable,whenadisputearose,inthemidstofwhichoneoftheplayersplacedhishandonthestake。ThereupontheVicksburggamblerdrewhisknifeandplungeditintothehandoftheformer,withaterribleimprecation。

ThroughouttheSouthernStates,asbeforeobserved,gamblingprevailedtoaverygreatextent,anditsresultswereoftendeplorable。

Aplanterwenttoagamblinghouse,accompaniedbyoneofhisnegroes,whomheleftatthedoortowaithisreturn。Whilstthemasterwasgamblingtheslavedidthesamewithanotherwhomhefoundatthedoor。MeanwhileaMexicancameupandstoodbylookingatthegameofthenegroes。By-and-byoneofthemaccusedtheotherofcheating,whichwasdenied,whentheMexicaninterposedandtoldthenegrothathesawhimcheat。ThelattertoldtheMexicanthathelied——whereupontheMexicanstabbedhimtotheheart,killinghimonthespot。

Soonthenegro’smastercameout,andonbeinginformedoftheaffair,turnedtotheMexican,saying——`Now,sir,wemustsettlethematterbetweenus——mynegro’squarrelismine。’`Agreed,’

saidtheMexican;theyenteredthehouse,proceededtoadarkroom,firedateachother,andbothwerekilled。

AboutsixandtwentyyearsagotherelivedinNewYorkawell-to-

domerchant,ofthenameofOsborne,whohadanonlyson,whowasapartnerintheconcern。TheyoungmanfellinlovewiththedaughterofaSouthernplanter,thenonavisitatNewYork,towhomheengagedhimselftobemarried,withtheperfectconsentofallpartiesconcerned。

Onthereturnoftheplanterandhisdaughter,youngOsborneaccompaniedthemtoMobile。Ontheverynightoftheirarrival,theplanterproposedtohisintendedson-in-lawtovisitthegamingtable。Theywent;Osbornewasunlucky;andaftersomehours’playlostanimmenseamounttothefatherofhissweetheart。Hegavebills,drawnonhishouse,inpaymentofthedebtofhonour。

Onthefollowingmorningtheplanterreferredtothesubject,hintingthatOsbornemustberuined。

`Indeed,Iam!’saidtheyoungman;`butthepossessionofyourdaughterwillconsolemeforthecalamity,which,Idoubtnot,I

shallbeabletomakeupforbyindustryandexertion。’

`Thepossessionof_MY_daughter?’exclaimedtheplanter;`doyouthinkIwouldmarrymydaughtertoabeggar?No,no,sir,theaffairisendedbetweenyou——andIinsistuponitsbeingutterlybrokenoff。’Suchwastheactionoftheheartlessgambler,renderedcalloustoallsentimentsofrealhonourbyhisdebasingpursuit。

YoungOsbornewasequaltotheoccasion。Summoningallhispowerstomanfullybearthisadditionalshockoffate,hecalmlyreplied:——

`Sobeit,sir,asyouwishit。Dependuponit,however,thatmybillswillbedulyhonoured’——andsosayinghebowedanddeparted,withoutevenwishingtotakeleaveofhisbetrothed。

OnreturningtoNewYorkOsborneimmediatelydisclosedthetransactiontohisfather,who,inspiteoftheutterruinwhichimpended,andthebrutalityofthecauseoftheruin,resolvedtomeetthebillswhendue,andmaintainthehonourofhisson——

whatevermightbetheconsequencestohimself。

Thebillswerepaid;theconcernwasbrokenup;oldMrOsbornesoondiedbroken-hearted;andyoungOsbornewentasclerktosomehouseofbusinessinWallStreet。

Ayearorsopassedaway,andonedayaladypresentedherselfattheoldhouseofOsborne——nownolongertheirs——inquiringforyoungOsborne。Shewasdirectedtohisnewplaceofbusiness;

beingnootherthanhisbetrothed,wholovedhimaspassionatelyasever,andtowhomherfatherhadaccountedforthenon-

fulfilmentoftheengagementinaveryunsatisfactorymanner。OfcourseOsbornecouldnotfailtobedelightedatthisproofofherdevotedness;themeetingwasmostaffectionateonbothsides;and,withtheviewofcomingtoadecisionrespectingtheirfutureproceedings,theyadjournedtoanhotelinthevicinity。Here,whilstseatedatatableandinearnestconversation,theyounglady’sfatherrushedin,andinstantlyshotdownOsborne,whoexpiredathisfeet。Withafranticshriekthepoorgirlfellonthebodyofherbetrothed,andfindingaponiardoraknifeconcealedinhisbreast,sheseizedit,instantlyplungeditintoherheart,andwassoonacorpsebesideherlover。

CHAPTERX。

LADYGAMESTRESSES。

Thepassionsofthetwosexesaresimilarinthemain;thedistinctionsbetweenthemresultlessfromnaturethanfromeducation。Oftenwemeetwithwomen,especiallytheliterarysort,whoseemveritablemen,ifnotso,asthelawyerssay,`toallintentsandpurposes;’andoftenwemeetwithmen,especiallytown-dandies,whocanonlybecomparedtoveryordinarywomen。

Almostalltheancientshadthebadtastetospeakillofwomen;

amongtheresteventhatdelightfuloldFather`ofthegoldenmouth,’StChrysostom。[94]Sothat,evidently,DrJohnson’sfiercedictumcannotapplyuniversally——`Onlyscoundrelsspeakillofwomen。’

[94]Hom。II。

Senecatookthepartofwomen,exclaiming:——`Bynomeansbelievethattheirsoulsareinferiortoours,orthattheyarelessendowedwiththevirtues。Asforhonour,itisequallygreatandenergeticamongthem。’

AforeignladywassurprisedatbeholdingtheequalityestablishedbetweenthemenandwomenatSparta;whereuponthewifeofLeonidas,theKingofSparta,saidtoher:——`Doyounotknowthatitiswewhobringforththemen?Itisnotthefathers,butthemothers,thateffectuallyformtheheart。’

Napoleonseemstohaveformedwhatmaybecalledaprofessionalestimateofwomen。WhenthedemonstrativeMadamedeStaelaskedhim——evidentlyexpectinghimtopayheracompliment——`Whomdoyouthinkthegreatestwomandeadoralive?’Napoleonreplied,`Her,Madame,_WHOHASBORNEMOSTSONS_。’Nettledbythissarcasticreply,shereturnedtothecharge,observing,`Itissaidyouarenotfriendlytothesex。’Napoleonwashermatchagain;`Madame,’heexclaimed,`Iampassionatelyfondofmywife;’andoffhewalked。Assuredlyitwouldnotmendmattersinthisworld(orthenext)ifallmenwereNapoleonsandallwomendeStaels。

Ifweconsiderthequestioninotherpointsofview,havetherebeen,proportionally,fewercelebratedwomenthanillustriousmen?fewergreatqueensthantrulygreatkings?

Compare,onallsides,themeansandthecircumstances;countthereigns,anddecide。

Thefactisthatthisquestionhasbeenarguedonlybytyrannicalorverysillymen,whofounditdifficulttogetridoftheabsurdprejudiceswhichretainthefinesthalfofhumannatureinslavery,andcondemnittoobscurityunderthepretextthatitisessentiallycorrupted。Towardstheendofthe15thcenturyacertaindementedwriterattemptedtoprovethatwomendonotevendeservethetitleofreasonablecreatures,whichintheoriginalsoundsoddlyenough,namely,_probarenititurmulieresnonhominesesse_。Another,averylearnedJesuit,endeavouredtodemonstratethatwomenhavenosouls!Somesaythatwomensurpassusinwickedness;others,thattheyarebothworseandbetterthanmen。

Thatmorbidwretch,AlexanderPope,said,`Everywomanisatheartarake;’andarecentwriterinthe_Times_putsmorevenominthedictumbysaying,`Everywomanis(orlikes)atheartarake。’Boththeseopinionsmaybesetdownasmereclaptrap,witty,butvile。

Butatrucetosuchinsultsagainstthosewhobeautifytheearth;

_THEIR_vicescannotexcuseours。Itiswewhohavedepravedthembyassociatingthemwithexcesseswhicharerepugnanttotheirdelicacy。Thecontagion,however,hasnotaffectedallofthem。Amongour`plebeians,’andevenamongnobility,manywomenremindusofthemodestyandcourageofthoseancientrepublicanmatrons,who,sotospeak,founded,themannersandmoralsoftheircountry;andamongallclassesofthecommunitytherearethousandswhoinspiretheirhusbandswithgenerousimpulsesinthebattleoflife,eitherbycheeringwordsofcomfort,orbythatmuteeloquenceofdutieswellfulfilled,whichnothingcanresistifweareworthyofthenameofmen。Howmanyagamblerhasbeenreformedbythetenderappealsofagoodanddevotedwife。`Venerablewomen!’oneofthemexclaims,`inwhateverrankHeavenhasplacedyou,receivemyhomage。’Thegentlenessofyoursoulssmoothsdowntheroughnessofoursandchecksitsviolence。Withoutyourvirtueswhatwouldwebe?WithoutYOU,mydearwife,whatwouldhavebecomeofme?Youbeheldthebeginningandtheendofthegamingfuryinme,whichInowdetest;anditisnottome,buttoyoualone,thatthevictorymustbeascribed。’[95]

[95]Dusaulx,_DelaPassionduJeu_。

Averyprettyanecdoteistoldofsuchawifeandagaminghusband。

Inordertosimplifythesignsoflossandgain,soasnottobeoverburdenedwiththeweightofgoldandsilver,theFrenchplayersusedtocarrytherepresentationoftheirfortunesinsmallboxes,moreorlesselegant。Alady(whoelsecouldhavethoughtofsuchadevice?),tremblingforthefateofherhusband,madehimapresentofoneofthesedreadboxes。Thislittlemaster-pieceofconjugalandmaternalaffectionrepresentedawifeintheattitudeofsupplication,andweepingchildren,seemingtosaytotheirfather——_THINKOFUS!_……

Itis,therefore,onlywiththeviewofavenginggoodandhonourablewomen,thatInowproceedtospeakofthosewhohavedisgracedtheirsex。

Ihavealreadydescribedaremarkablegamestress——thePersianQueenParysatis。[96]

[96]ChapterIII。

TherewerenogamestressesamongtheGreeks;andtheRomanwomenwerealwaystoomuchoccupiedwiththeirdomesticaffairstofindtimeforplay。Whatwillourmodernladiesthink,whenI

statethattheEmperorAugustusscarcelyworeagarmentwhichhadnotbeenwovenbyhiswife,hissister,orgrand-daughters。[97]

[97]Vestenontemerealiaquamdomesticaususest,abuxoreetfilianepotibusqueconfecta。Suet。inVitaAugusti。

AlthoughdeeplycorruptedunderNeroandthesovereignsthatresembledhim,theRomanwomennevergambledamongthemselvesexceptduringthecelebrationofthefestivaloftheBonaDea。

Thisceremonial,sooftenprofanedwithlicentiousness,wasnotattendedbydesperategambling。Themostdepravedwomenabstainedfromit,evenwhenthatmaniawasatitsheight,notonlyaroundtheCapitol,butevenintheremainderoftheEmpire。

Contemporaryauthors,whohavenotsparedtheRomanladies,neverreproachedthemwiththisvice,which,inmoderntimes,hasbeendesperatelypractisedbywomenwhoinlicentiousnessviedwithMessalina。

InFrance,womenwhowishedtogamblewere,atfirst,obligedtokeepthethingsecret;forifitbecameknowntheylostcaste。InthereignofLouisXIV。,andstillmoreinthatofLouisXV。,theybecamebolder,andthewivesofthegreatengagedinthedeepestplayintheirmansions;butstillagamestresswasalwaysdenouncedwithhorror。`Suchwomen,’saysLaBruyiere,`makeuschaste;theyhavenothingofthesexbutitsgarments。’

Bytheendofthe18thcentury,gamestressesbecamesonumerousthattheyexcitednosurprise,especiallyamongthehigherclasses;andthemajorityofthemwerenotoriousforunfairplayordownrightcheating。Astrangeroncebettedonthegameofaladyatagaming-table,whoclaimedastakealthoughonalosingcard。Outofconsiderationforthedistinguishedtrickstress,thebankerwishedtopaythestrangeraswell;butthelatterwithablush,exclaimed——`Possiblymadamewon,butasformyself,IamquitesurethatIlost。’

Butifwomencheatedatplay,theyalsofrequentlylost;andwereoftenreducedtobeggary,ortowhatisfarviler,tosacrifice,notonlytheirownhonour,butthatoftheirdaughters。

Gamingsometimesledtoothercrimes。TheCountessofSchwiechelt,ayoungandbeautifulladyfromHanover,wasmuchgiventogambling,andlost50,000livresatParis。Inordertorepairthisgreatloss,sheplannedandexecutedtherobberyofafinecoronetofemeralds,thepropertyofMadameDemidoff。Shehadmadeherselfacquaintedwiththeplacewhereitwaskept,andataballgivenbyitsownertheHanoverianladycontrivedtopurloinit。Heryouthandrankinlifeinducedmanypersonstosolicitherpardon;butBuonapartelefthertothepunishmenttowhichshewascondemned。Thisoccurredin1804。

InEngland,too,thepracticeofgamblingwasfraughtwiththeworstconsequencestothefinestfeelingsandbestqualitiesofthesex。Thechiefdangerisveryplainlyhintedatinthecomedyof_TheProvokedHusband_。

_LordTownley_——’Tisnotyourillhoursthatalwaysdistractme,but,asoften,theillcompanythatoccasionsthosehours。

_LadyTownley_——SureIdon’tunderstandyounow,mylord。WhatillcompanydoIkeep?

_LordTownley_——Why,atbest,womenthatlosetheirmoney,andmenthatwinit;_or,perhaps,menthatarevoluntarybubblesatonegame,inhopesaladywillgivethemfairplayatanother。_

`Thefacts,’saysMrMassey,[98]`confirmthetheory。

Walpole’sLettersandMrJesse’svolumesonGeorgeSelwynandhisContemporaries,teemwithallusionstoprovedorunderstoodcasesofmatrimonialinfidelity;andthemannerinwhichnotoriousirregularitieswerebrazenedout,showsthattheoffendersdidnotalwaysencountertheuniversalreprobationofsociety。

[98]HistoryofEngland,ii。

`Whistwasnotmuchinvogueuntilalaterperiod,andwasfartooabstruseandslowtosuitthedepravedtastewhichrequiredunadulteratedstimulants。’

Theordinarystakesatthesemixedassemblieswould,atthepresentday,beconsideredhigh,evenattheclubswherearubberisstillallowed。

`Theconsequencesofsuchgamingwereoftenstillmorelamentablethanthosewhichusuallyattendedsuchpractices。Itwouldhappenthataladylostmorethanshecouldventuretoconfesstoherhusbandorfather。Hercreditorwasprobablyafinegentleman,orshebecameindebtedtosomerichadmirerforthemeansofdischargingherliabilities。Ineitherevent,theresultmaybeguessed。Intheonecase,thedebtofhonourwasliquidatedontheoldprincipleofthelaw-merchant,accordingtowhichtherewasbutonealternativetopaymentinpurse。Intheother,therewaslikewisebutonemodeinwhichtheacknowledgmentofobligationbyafinewomanwouldbeacceptabletoamanoftheworld。’

`Theperniciousconsequencesofgamblingtothenationatlarge,’

saysanotherwriter,`wouldhavebeenintolerableenoughhadtheybeenconfinedtothestrongersex;but,unfortunately,thewomenofthedaywereequallycarriedawaybythiscriminalinfatuation。Thedisgustinginfluenceofthissordidvicewassodisastroustofemaleminds,thattheylosttheirfairestdistinctionandprivileges,togetherwiththeblushinghonoursofmodesty。Theirhighgamingwasnecessarilyaccompaniedwithgreatlosses。Ifalltheirresources,regularandirregular,honestandfraudulent,weredissipated,still,_GAME-DEBTSMUST

BEPAID!_Thecunningwinnerwasnostrangertothenecessitiesofthecase。Hehintedat_commutations_——whichwerenottoberefused。

"Sotenderthese,——ifdebtscrowdfastuponher,She’llpawnher_VIRTUE_topreserveher_HONOUR!_"

Thus,thelastinvaluablejeweloffemalepossessionwasunavoidablyresigned。Thatwasindeedtheforestofallevils,butaneviltowhicheverydeepgamestresswasinevitablyexposed。’

HogarthstrikinglyillustratedthisphaseofwomanhoodinEngland,inhissmallpicturepaintedfortheEarlofCharlemont,andentitled`_Picquet,orVirtueinDanger_。’Itshowsayounglady,who,duringa_tete-a-tete_,hadjustlostallhermoneytoahandsomeofficerofherownage。Heisrepresentedintheactofreturningherahandfulofbank-bills,withthehopeofexchangingthemforanotheracquisitionandmoredelicateplunder。Onthechimney-pieceareawatch-caseandafigureofTime,overitthismotto——_Nunc_,`Now!’Hogarthhascaughthisheroineduringthismomentofhesitation——thisstrugglewithherself——andhasexpressedherfeelingswithuncommonsuccess。

But,indeed,thethingwasperfectlyunderstood。Inthe_Guardian_(No。120)weread:——`Allplay-debtsmustbepaidinspecieorbyequivalent。The"man"thatplaysbeyondhisincomepawnshisestate;the"woman"mustfindoutsomethingelsetomortgagewhenherpin-moneyisgone。Thehusbandhashislandstodisposeof;thewifeherperson。Nowwhenthefemalebodyisoncedipped,ifthecreditorbeveryimportunate,I

leavemyreadertoconsidertheconsequences。’……

Aladywasmarriedwhenveryyoungtoanoblelord,thehonourandornamentofhiscountry,whohopedtopreserveherfromthecontagionofthetimesbyhisownexample,and,tosaythetruth,shehadeverygoodqualitythatcouldrecommendhertothebosomofamanofdiscernmentandworth。But,alas!howfrailandshortarethejoysofmortals!Oneunfortunatehourruinedhisdarlingvisionaryschemeofhappiness:shewasintroducedtoaninfamouswoman,wasdrawnintoplay,likedit,and,astheunavoidableconsequence,shewasruined,——havinglostmoreinonenightthanwouldhavemaintainedahundredusefulfamiliesforatwelvemonth;and,dismaltotell,shefeltcompelledtosacrificehervirtuetothewretchwhohadwonhermoney,inordertorecovertheloss!Fromthismomentshemightwellexclaim——

`Farewellthetranquilmind!farewellcontent!’

Theaffectionatewife,theagreeablecompanion,theindulgentmistress,werenownomore。Invainsheflatteredherselfthattheinjuryshehaddoneherhusbandwouldforeverremainoneofthosesecretswhichcanonlybedisclosedatthelastday。

Vengeancepursuedhersteps,shewaslost;thevillaintowhomshehadsacrificedherselfboastedofthefavourshehadreceived。Thefatalreportwasconveyedtoherinjuredhusband。

Herefusedtobelievewhathethoughtimpossible,buthonourobligedhimtocalltheboastertothefield。Thewretchreceivedthechallengewithmuchmorecontentmentthanconcern;

ashehadresolutionenoughtomurderanymanwhomhehadinjured,sohewascertain,ifhehadthegoodfortunetoconquerhisantagonist,heshouldbelookeduponastheheadofallmodernbucksandbloods——esteemedbythemenasabravefellow,andadmiredbytheladiesasafinegentlemanandanagreeablerake。Themeetingtookplace——theprofligategamblernotcontentwithdeclaring,actuallyexultedinhisguilt。Buthistriumphwasofshortdate——abulletthroughtheheadsettledhisaccountwiththisworld。

Thehusband,afteralongconflictinhisbosom,betweenjusticeandmercy,tendernessandrage,resolved——onwhatisveryseldompractisedbyanEnglishhusband——topardonhiswife,concealhercrime,andpreserveher,ifpossible,fromutterdestruction。

Butthegatesofmercywereopenedinvain——theoffenderrefusedtoreceiveforgivenessbecauseshehadoffended。Thelustofgamblinghadabsorbedallherotherdesires。Shegaveherselfupentirelytotheinfamouspursuitanditsconcomitants,whilstherhusbandsankbyaquickdecay,anddiedthevictimofgriefandanguish。[99]

[99]DoingsinLondon。

OfotherEnglishgamestresses,however,nothingbuttheordinarysuccessorinconveniencesofgamblingarerecorded。Intheyear1776,aladyattheWestEndlostonenight,atasitting,3000

guineasatLoo。[100]Again,aladyhavingwonarubberof20

guineasfromacitymerchant,thelatterpulledouthispocket-

book,andtenderedL21inbanknotes。Thefairgamestress,withadisdainfultossofthehead,observed——`InthegreathouseswhichIfrequent,sir,wealwaysusegold。’`Thatmaybe,madam,’saidthegentleman,`but,inthe_LITTLE_houseswhichI

frequent,wealwaysusepaper。’

[100]AnnualRegister。

Goldsmithmentionsanoldladyinthecountrywho,havingbeengivenoverbyherphysician,playedwiththecurateoftheparishtopassthetimeaway。Havingwonallhismoney,shenextproposedplayingforthefuneralchargestowhichshewouldbeliable。Unfortunately,theladyexpiredjustasshehadtakenupthegame!

Aladywhowasdesperatelyfondofplaywasconfessingherself。

Thepriestrepresented,amongotherargumentsagainstgaming,thegreatlossoftimeitoccasioned。`Ah!’saidthelady,`thatiswhatvexesme——somuchtimelostinshufflingthecards!’

ThecelebratedMrsCreweseemstohavebeenfondofgaming。

CharlesJamesFoxrankedamongheradmirers。Agentlemanlostaconsiderablesumtothisladyatplay;andbeingobligedtoleavetownsuddenly,hegaveFoxthemoneytopayher,begginghimtoapologizetotheladyforhisnothavingpaidthedebtofhonourinperson。Foxunfortunatelylosteveryshillingofitbeforemorning。MrsCreweoftenmetthesupposeddebtorafterwards,and,surprisedthathenevernoticedthecircumstance,atlengthdelicatelyhintedthemattertohim。`Blessme,’saidhe,`I

paidthemoneytoMrFoxthreemonthsago!’`Oh,youdid,sir?’

saidMrsCrewegood-naturedly,`thenprobablyhepaidmeandI

forgotit。’

ThisfamousMrsCrewewasthewifeofMrCrewe,whowascreated,in1806,LordCrewe。Shewasasremarkableforheraccomplishmentsandherworthasforherbeauty;neverthelessshepermittedtheadmirationoftheprofligateFox,whowasintherankofheradmirers,andshewasagamestress,asweremostofthegrandladiesinthosedays。ThelinesFoxwroteonherwerenotexaggerated。Theybeganthus:——

`Wheretheloveliestexpressiontofeaturesisjoin’d,ByNature’smostdelicatepencildesign’d;

Whereblushesunhidden,andsmileswithoutart,Speakthesoftnessandfeelingthatdwellintheheart,Whereinmannersenchantingnoblemishwetrace,Butthesoulkeepsthepromisewehadfromtheface;

Surephilosophy,reason,andcoldnessmustproveDefencesunequaltoshieldusfromlove。’

`NearlyeightyearsafterthefamouselectionatWestminster,whenshepersonallycanvassedforFox,MrsCrewewasstillinperfection,withasonone-and-twenty,wholookedlikeherbrother。Theformofherfacewasexquisitelylovely,hercomplexionradiant。"Iknownot,"MissBurneywrites,"anyfemaleinherfirstyouthwhocouldbearthecomparison。She_uglifies_everyonenearher。"

`ThischarmingpartisanofFoxhadbeenactiveinhiscause;

andheroriginalityofcharacter,hergood-humour,herrecklessnessofconsequences,madeheracapitalcanvasser。’[101]

[101]Wharton,_TheQueensofSociety。_

THEGAMBLINGBARROW-WOMEN。

In1776thebarrow-womenofLondonusedgenerallytocarrydicewiththem,andchildrenwereinducedtothrowforfruitandnuts。

However,theperniciousconsequencesofthepracticebeginningtobefelt,theLordMayorissuedanordertoapprehendallsuchoffenders,whichspeedilyputanendtosuchstreet-gambling。Atthepresentdayasortofrouletteisusedforthesamepurposebytheitinerantcatererstothesweetmeatandfruit-lovinglittleones。

GAMESTRESSESATBADEN-BADEN。

MrsTrollopehasdescribedtwospecimensofthemoderngamestressesattheGermanwatering-places,oneofwhomseemstohavespeciallyattractedhernotice:——

`Therewasoneofthisset,’shesays,`whomIwatched,dayafterday,duringthewholeperiodofourstay,withmoreinterestthan,Ibelieve,wasreasonable;forhadIstudiedanyotherasattentivelyImighthavefoundlesstolament。

`Shewasyoung——certainlynotmorethantwenty-five——and,thoughnotregularlynorbrilliantlyhandsome,mostsingularlywinningbothinpersonanddemeanour。Herdresswaselegant,butpeculiarlyplainandsimple,——aclosewhitesilkbonnetandgauzeveil;aquiet-colouredsilkgown,withlessofflourishandfrill,byhalf,thananyotherperson;adelicatelittlehandwhich,whenungloved,displayedsomehandsomerings;ajewelledwatch,ofpeculiarsplendour;andacountenanceexpressiveofanxiousthoughtfulness——mustberememberedbymanywhowereatBadeninAugust,1833。Theymustremember,too,that,entertheroomswhentheywould,morning,noon,ornight,stilltheyfoundhernearlyatthesameplaceatthe_RougeetNoir_table。

`Herhusband,whohadasunquestionablytheairofagentlemanasshehadofalady,thoughnotalwaysclosetoher,wasneververydistant。Hedidnotplayhimself,andIfancied,ashehoverednearher,thathiscountenanceexpressedanxiety。Buthereturnedhersweetsmile,withwhichshealwaysmethiseye,withanansweringsmile;andIsawnottheslightestindicationthathewishedtowithdrawherfromthetable。

`Therewasanexpressionintheupperpartofherfacethatmyblunderingsciencewouldhaveconstruedintosomethingveryforeigntothepropensitysheshowed;butthereshesat,hourafterhour,dayafterday,notevenallowingtheblessedsabbath,thatgivesresttoall,tobringittoher;——thereshesat,constantlythrowingdownhandfulsoffive-francpieces,andsometimesdrawingthembackagain,tillheryoungfacegrewrigidfromweariness,andallthelustreofhereyefadedintoaglareofvexedinanity。Alas!alas!isthatfairwomanamother?Godforbid!

`Anotherfigureatthegamingtable,whichdailydrewourattention,wasapale,anxiousoldwoman,whoseemednolongertohavestrengthtoconcealhereageragitationundertheairofcallousindifference,whichallpractisedplayersendeavourtoassume。Shetrembled,tillhershakinghandcouldhardlygrasptheinstrumentwithwhichshepushedorwithdrewherpieces;thedewofagonystooduponherwrinkledbrow;yet,hourafterhour,anddayafterday,shetoosatintheenchantedchair。I

neversawageandstationinapositionsoutterlybeyondthepaleofrespect。Iwasassuredshewasapersonofrank;andmyinformantadded,butItrustshewasmistaken,thatshewasan_ENGLISH_woman。’[102]

[102]BelgiumandWesternGermany,in1833。

GAMINGHOUSESKEPTBYLADIES。

Thereisnodoubtthatduringthelasthalfofthelastcenturymanytitledladiesnotonlygambled,butkeptgaminghouses。

ThereisevenevidencethatoneofthemactuallyappealedtotheHouseofLordsforprotectionagainsttheintrusionofthepeaceofficersintoherestablishmentinCoventGarden,onthepleaofherPeerage!AllthisisprovedbyacuriousrecordfoundintheJournalsoftheHouseofLords,bytheeditorofthe_Athenaeum_。Itisasfollows:——

`DieLunae,29Aprilis,1745——_Gaming_。ABillforpreventingtheexcessiveanddeceitfuluseofithavingbeenbroughtfromtheCommons,andproceededonsofarastobeagreedtoinaCommitteeofthewholeHousewithamendments,——

informationwasgiventotheHousethatMrBurdus,ChairmanoftheQuarterSessionsforthecityandlibertyofWestminster,SirThomasdeVeil,andMrLane,ChairmanoftheQuarterSessionsforthecountyofMiddlesex,wereatthedoor;

theywerecalledin,andattheBarseverallygaveanaccountthatclaimsofprivilegeofPeerageweremadeandinsistedonbytheLadiesMordingtonandCasselis,inordertointimidatethepeaceofficersfromdoingtheirdutyinsuppressingthepublicgaminghouseskeptbythesaidladies。AndthesaidBurdusthereupondeliveredinaninstrumentinwritingunderthehandofthesaidLadyMordington,containingtheclaimshemadeofprivilegeforherofficersandservantsemployedbyherinhersaidgaminghouse。Andthentheyweredirectedtowithdraw。Andthesaidinstrumentwasreadasfollows:——"I,DameMary,BaronessofMordington,doholdahouseintheGreatPiazza,CoventGarden,forandasanAssembly,whereallpersonsofcreditareatlibertytofrequentandplayatsuchdiversionsasareusedatotherAssemblys。AndIhavehiredJosephDewberry,WilliamHorsely,HamCropper,andGeorgeSandersasmyservantsormanagers(underme)thereof。Ihavegiventhemorderstodirectthemanagementoftheotherinferiorservants(namely):

JohnBright,RichardDavis,JohnHill,JohnVandenvoren,asbox-keepers,——GilbertRichardson,housekeeper,JohnChaplain,regulator,WilliamStanleyandHenryHuggins,servantsthatwaitonthecompanyatthesaidAssembly,WilliamPennyandJosephPennyasportersthereof。Andalltheabove-mentionedpersonsI

claimasmydomestickservants,anddemandallthoseprivilegesthatbelongtomeasapeeressofGreatBritainappertainingtomysaidAssembly。M。MORDINGTON。Dated8thJan。,1744。"

`ResolvedanddeclaredthatnopersonisentitledtoprivilegeofPeerageagainstanyprosecutionorproceedingforkeepinganypublicorcommongaminghouse,oranyhouse,room,orplaceforplayingatanygameorgamesprohibitedbyanylawnowinforce。’

ThatsuchpracticecontinuedinvogueisevidentfromthepoliceproceedingssubsequentlytakenagainstTHEFAMOUSLADYBUCKINGHAMSHIRE。

ThisnotoriousgamestressofStJames’sSquare,atthecloseofthelastcentury,actuallysleptwithablunderbussandapairofpistolsatherside,toprotectherFarobank。

Onthe11thofMarch,1797,herLadyship,togetherwithLadyE。LutterellandaMrsSturt,wereconvictedattheMarlboroughStreetPolice-court,inthepenaltyofL50,forplayingatthegameofFaro;andHenryMartindalewasconvictedinthesumofL200,forkeepingtheFarotableatLadyBuckinghamshire’s。

ThewitnesseshadbeenservantsofherLadyship,recentlydischargedonaccountofalateextraordinarylossof500guineasfromherLadyship’shouse,belongingtotheFarobank。[103]

[103]ThecaseisreportedintheTimesofMarch13th,1797。

OnecannothelpbeingstruckwiththeappearanceoftheTimesnewspaperatthatperiod——70yearsago。Itwasprintedononesmallsheet,aboutequaltoasinglepageofthepresentissue,andcontainedfourpages,twoofwhichwereadvertisements,whiletheothersgaveonlyashortsummaryofnews——noleaderatall。

Inthesameyear,thecroupierattheCountessofBuckinghamshire’sonenightannouncedtheunaccountabledisappearanceofthecash-boxoftheFarobank。AlleyeswereturnedtowardsherLadyship。MrsConcannonsaidsheoncelostagoldsnuff-boxfromthetable,whileshewenttospeaktoLordC。Anotherladysaidshelostherpursetherelastwinter。

Andastorywastoldthatacertainladyhadtaken,_BY

MISTAKE_,acloakwhichdidnotbelongtoher,ataroutgivenbytheCountessof。Unfortunatelyadiscoveryofthecloakwasmade,andwhentheservantknockedatthedoortodemandit,someveryvaluablelacewhichitwastrimmedwithhadbeentakenoff。SomesurmisedthattheladywhostolethecloakmightalsohavestolentheFarobankcash-box。

Soonafter,thesameMartindale,whohadkepttheFarobankatLadyBuckinghamshire’s,becameabankrupt,andhisdebtsamountedtoL328,000,besides`debtsofhonour,’whichwerestruckofftotheamountofL150,000。Hisfailureissaidtohavebeenowingtomisplacedconfidenceinasubordinate,whorobbedhimofthousands。ThefirstsuspicionwasoccasionedbyhispurchasinganestateofL500ayear;butotherpurchasesfollowedtoaconsiderableextent;anditwassoondiscoveredthattheFarobankhadbeenrobbedsometimesof2000guineasaweek!Onthe14thofApril,1798,otherarrears,toalargeamount,weresubmittedto,andrejectedby,theCommissionersinBankruptcy,whodeclaredafirstdividendofoneshillingandfive-penceinthepound。[104]

[104]SeymourHarcourt,_GamingCalendar。_

Thischaptercannotbebetterconcludedthanwithquotingthe_Epilogue_of`TheOxonianinTown,’1767,humorouslypaintingsomeofthemischiefsofgambling,andexpresslyaddressedtotheladies:——

`Lo!next,tomypropheticeyetherestartsAbeauteousgamestressintheQueenofHearts。

Thecardsaredealt,thefatalpoolislost,Andallhergoldenhopesforevercross’d。

Yetstillthiscard-devotedfairIview——

Whate’erherluck,to"_honour_"evertrue。

Sotenderthere,——ifdebtscrowdfastuponher,She’llpawnher"virtue"topreserveher"honour。"

Thricehappyweremyart,couldIforetell,Cardswouldbesoonabjuredbyeverybelle!

Yet,Ipronounce,whocherishstillthevice,Andthepalevigilskeepofcardsanddice——

’Twillintheircharmssadhavocmake,yefair!

Which"rouge"invainshalllabourtorepair。

Beautieswillgrowmerehags,toastswither’djades,Frightfulanduglyas——the_QUEENOFSPADES_。’

CHAPTERXI。

GAMBLINGPOETS,SAVANTS,PHILOSOPHERS,WITS,ANDSTATESMEN。

Perhapsthesternmoralistwhomayhaveturnedoverthesepageshasfrownedatthefactsoftheprecedingchapter。Ifso,IknownotwhathewilldoatthosewhichIamabouttorecord。

Ifitmaybesaidthatgamestersmustbemadmen,orrogues,howhasitcometopassthatmenofgenius,talent,andvirtuewithal,havebeengamesters?

Menofgenius,`giftedmen,’astheyarecalled,aremuchtobepitied。Oneofthemhassaid——`Oh!ifmypillowcouldrevealmysufferingslastnight!’Hiswastruegrief——forithadnowitness。[105]Theendowmentsofthisnatureofoursaresostrangelymixed——theeventsofourlivesaresounexpectedlyruled,thatonemightalmostprefertohavebeenfashionedafterthoseimaginarybeingswhoactso_CONSISTENTLY_inthenurserytalesandotherfigments。Mostmenseemtohaveadoublesoul;

andinyourmenofgenius——yourcelebrities——thebattlebetweenthetwoseemslikethetremendousconflictsograndly(andhorribly)describedbyMilton。WholovedhiscountrymorethanCato?Whocaredmoreforhiscountry’shonour?AndyetCatowasnotonlyunabletoresistthesoftimpeachmentsofalcohol——

NarraturetprisciCatonisSaepemerocaluissevirtus——

buthewasalsoadice-player,agambler。[106]

[105]Illedoletverequisinetestedolet。Martial,lib。I。

[106]Plutarch,_Cato。_

JuliusCaesardidnotdrink;butwhataprofligatehewas!AndIhavenodoubtthathewasagambler:itiscertainthathegotridofmillionsnobodyknewhow。

Ibelieve,however,thatthefollowingisanundeniablefact。

Youmayfindsuspiciousgamestersineveryrankoflife,butamongmenofgeniusyouwillgenerally,ifnotalways,findonlyvictimsresignedtothecapricesoffortune。Theprofessionswhichimplythegreatestenthusiasmnaturallyfurnishthegreaternumberofgamesters。Thus,perhaps,wemaynametenpoet-gamesterstoonesavantorphilosopherwhodeservedthetitleorinfamy。

Coquillart,apoetofthe15thcentury,famousforhissatiricalversesagainstwomen,diedofgriefafterhavingruinedhimselfbygaming。ThegreatpainterGuido——andapainteriscertainlyapoet——wasanotherexample。Bynaturegentleandhonourable,hemighthavebeenthemostfortunateofmenifthedemonofgamblinghadnotpoisonedhisexistence,theendofwhichwastrulywretched。

Rotrou,theacknowledgedmasterofCorneille,hurriedhispoeticaleffusionsinordertoraisemoneyforgambling。Thismanofgeniuswasbutaspoiltchildinthematterofplay。Heoncereceivedtwoorthreehundred_louis_,andmistrustinghimself,wentandhidthemundersomevine-branches,inordernottogambleallawayatonce。Vainprecaution!Onthefollowingnighthisbagwasempty。

ThepoetVoiturewasthedelightofhiscontemporaries,conspicuousashewasforthemostexquisitepolishandinexhaustiblewit;buthewasalsooneofthemostdesperategamestersofhistime。LikeRotrou,hemistrustedhisfolly,andsometimesrefrained。`Ihavediscovered,’heoncewrotetoafriend,`aswellasAristotle,thatthereisnobeatitudeinplay;andinfactIhavegivenovergambling;itisnowsevenmonthssinceIplayed——whichisveryimportantnews,andwhichI

forgottotellyou。’Hewouldhavediedrichhadhealwaysrefrained。Hisrelapseswereterrible;onenighthelostfifteenhundredpistoles(aboutL750)。

Thelistofforeignpoetsruinedbygamblingmightbeextended;

whilst,ontheotherhand,itisimpossible,Ibelieve,toquoteasingleinstanceofthekindamongthepoetsofEngland,——

perhapsbecauseveryfewofthemhadanythingtolose。ThereaderwillprobablyrememberDrJohnson’sexclamationonhearingofthelargedebtleftunpaidbypoorGoldsmithathisdeath——

`Waseverpoetsotrustedbefore!’……

ThegreatphilosophersMontaigneandDescartes,seducedatanearlyagebytheallurementsofgambling,managedatlengthtoovercometheevil,presentingexamplesofreformation——whichprovesthatthismaniaisnotabsolutelyincurable。

Descartesbecameagamesterinhisseventeenthyear;butitissaidthatthecombinationsofcards,orthedoctrineofprobabilities,interestedhimmorethanhiswinnings。[107]

[107]Hist。desPhilos。Modernes:_Descartes_。

ThecelebratedCardan,oneofthemostuniversalandmosteccentricgeniusesofhisage,declaresinhisautobiography,thattherageforgamblinglongentaileduponhimthelossofreputationandfortune,andthatitretardedhisprogressinthesciences。`Nothing,’sayshe,`couldjustifyme,unlessitwasthatmyloveofgamingwaslessthanmyhorrorofprivation。’A

verybadexcuse,indeed;butCardanreformedandceasedtobeagambler。

ThreeofthegreatestgeniusesofEngland——LordsHalifax,Anglesey,andShaftesbury——weregamblers;andLocketellsaveryfunnystoryaboutoneoftheirgamblingbouts。Thisphilosopher,whoneglectednothing,howevereccentric,thathadanyrelationtotheworkingofthehumanunderstanding,happenedtobepresentwhilemyLordsHalifax,Anglesey,andShaftesburywereplaying,andhadthepatiencetowritedown,wordforword,alltheirdiscordantutterancesduringthephasesofthegame;theresultbeingadialogueofspeakerswhoonlyusedexclamations——alltalkinginchorus,butmoretothemselvesthantoeachother。

LordAngleseyobservingLocke’soccupation,askedhimwhathewaswriting。`MyLord,’repliedLocke,`Iamanxiousnottoloseanythingyouutter。’Thisironymadethemallblush,andputanendtothegame。

M。Sallo,CounsellortotheParliamentofParis,died,saysVigneuldeMarville,ofadiseasetowhichthechildrenoftheMusesarerarelysubject,andforwhichwefindnoremedyinHippocratesandGalen;——hediedofalingeringdiseaseafterhavinglost100,000crownsatthegamingtable——allhepossessed。

Bywayofdiversiontohiscankeringgrief,hestartedthewell-

known_JournaldesSavans_,butlivedtowriteonly13sheetsofit,forhewaswoundedtothedeath。[108]

[108]Melanges,d’Hist。etdeLitt。i。

ThephysicianPaschasiusJustuswasadeplorableinstanceofanincorrigiblegambler。Thisotherwisemostexcellentandlearnedmanhavingpassedthree-fourthsofhislifeinacontinualstrugglewithvice,atlengthresolvedtocurehimselfofthediseasebyoccupyinghismindwithaworkwhichmightbeusefultohiscontemporariesandposterity。[109]Hebeganhisbook,butstillhegamed;hefinishedit,buttheevilwasstillinhim。`IhavelosteverythingbutGod!’heexclaimed。Heprayedfordeliveryfromhissoul’sdisease;[110]buthisprayerwasnotheard;hediedlikeanygambler——morewretchedthanreformed。

[109]`DeAlea,sivedecurandainpecuniamcupiditate,’pub。in1560。

[110]Illumanimimorbum,utDeustolleret,serioetfrequenteroptavit。

M。Dusaulx,authorofaworkonGaming,exclaimstherein——`Ihavegambledlikeyou,Paschasius,perhapswithgreaterfury。LikeyouIwriteagainstgaming。CanIsaythatIamstrongerthanyou,inmorecriticalcircumstances?’[111]

[111]LaPassionduJeu。

What,then,isthatmaniawhichcanbeovercomeneitherbytheloveofglorynorthestudyofwisdom!

TheliterarymenofGreeceandRomerarelyplayedanygamesbutthoseofskill,suchastennis,backgammon,andchess;andevenintheseitwasconsidered`indecent’toappeartooskilful。

Cicerostigmatizestwoofhiscontemporariesfortakingtoogreatadelightinsuchgames,onaccountoftheirskillinplayingthem。[112]

[112]Astalii,quiapraeclarefaciunt,vehementiusquamcausapostulatdelectantur,utTitiuspila,Brullatalis。DeOrat。

lib。iii。